Anglesault is not going to like this...

[Guest Nevermortal]

http://smackdown.wwf.com/superstars/henry_m/index.html

 

MARK HENRY

Height: 6' 1"

Weight: 380 pounds

From: Silsbee, Texas

Favorite Quote: "It's true. It's true."

Finishing move: Angle Slam

Career Highlights: European Champion

 

The depush of Angle has never been so clear.

[Guest]

Oh, that's right, he wont like this.

[Guest]

http://smackdown.wwf.com/superstars/henry_m/index.html

 

MARK HENRY

Height: 6' 1"

Weight: 380 pounds

From: Silsbee, Texas

Favorite Quote: "It's true. It's true."

Finishing move: Angle Slam

Career Highlights: European Champion

 

The depush of Angle has never been so clear.

OH MY GOD!

 

ITS ABOUT TIME MARK HENRY GOT HIS DUE IN THIS BUSINESS! WE ALL KNOW HENRY COULD BEAT THE HELL OUT OF ANGLE ON ANY GIVEN DAY! WHAT'S ANGLE GOT? THE ANGLE SLAM? NO! NOT ANYMORE! MARK HAS IT AND HE IS COOLER THAN ANGLE WILL EVER BE!

 

DONT MESS WITH A BLACK MAN, KURTSTER!

 

This has been the Taker Mark...who didn't mean a word he just typed.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

for the good of the board this thread needs to be deleted and never EVER mentioned again.

 

Can you imagine how long it'll take anglesault to get over this? more importantly can you imagine how long we'll have to listen to Anglesault about this?

[Guest]

I would laugh my ass off if Henry did this.

[Guest Nevermortal]

You can actually blame that semen burrito guy, Scotsman. I got it from his report.

[Guest Anglesault]

I saw this this morning. But it just dawned on me now. Does this mean an Angle/Henry feud is on the way? ???

[Guest]

Looks like Henry will start a gimmick where he tries to mimmick Angle.

 

Is this a step up or down from Edge?

[Guest The Man in Blak]

No biggie - Henry's the Real Ameican Hero anyway...it's true, it's true.

[Guest Anglesault]

Oh my god. I didn't think Kurt would REALLY slowly progress down the ladder. Fuck you, Hunter.

[Guest Caliban]

Mark Henry is the REAL Olympic Hero.

[Guest]

Guys, Henry is BIG! He has to get pushed at least 675 times before WWF relizes if he is main event quality or not.

 

Plus HHH.

[Guest caboose]

What's next, Rikishi using the AngleLock?

 

AngleSault might never EVER be the same again.

[Guest Anglesault]

Mark Henry is the REAL Olympic Hero.

Didn't he place like 18th?

[Guest Caliban]

Something like that... I think he pulled out with an injury. I was being sarcastic in the first place, don't worry...

 

Mark Henry has got the charisma to be a star in the WWF. I'm not talking main event level, but maybe he can be a decent mid-card act, if his wrestling has improved from when we last saw him. But that remains to be seen.

[Guest]

Mark Henry has got the charisma to be a star in the WWF.

 

Yeah, that's why the Mae Young storyline was such a big hit.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Mark Henry has got the charisma to be a star in the WWF.

 

Yeah, that's why the Mae Young storyline was such a big hit.

damn it. you HAD to mention that horrible period in WWF history. Now I'm going to have nightmeres.thaks alot

[Guest Caliban]

I doubt even Kurt Angle would be able to survive a storyline in which he became infatuated with Mae Young and impregnated her. Although it would be funny as hell to see...

[Guest]

HHH- Put Angle in a feud with some loser

 

Steph- How about Mark Henry

 

HHH- Perfect! We can have Mark find out that Angle is having an affair with Mae Young! And he is now raising the hand as one of his own! Then Angle's heat will go to me, and I will be on top!

 

Steph- Perfect Hunter! That's a great idea!

[Guest Anglesault]

Mark Henry has got the charisma to be a star in the WWF. I'm not talking main event level, but maybe he can be a decent mid-card act,

Well, That's why he's feuding with Kurt. HHH is damned insistant on making Angle a mid carder.

[Guest]

Well, That's why he's feuding with Kurt. HHH is damned insistant on making Angle a mid carder.

 

I guess Hunter doesn't think Angle has the INTENSITY to be on his level.

[Guest Caliban]

He isn't feuding with Angle... at least not yet (insert evil smile here)

 

Surely the website made a mistake... but if Mark Henry ever utters those magic words I will surely piss myself laughing.

[Guest Anglesault]

Surely the website made a mistake... but if Mark Henry ever utters those magic words I will surely piss myself laughing.

I don't think it was a mistake. It began with Mark Henry's weight, height, and home town and ended with his Career highlights. Plus the written part made reference of him saying "It's true"

[Guest]

Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph that made me piss my pants.

 

That is a total cock up on the WWF's part.

There is no way in hell that Angle will be feuding with Henry anytime soon.

 

Jericho and Angle have unfinished business with Hogan and Edge once HHH fucks over to Raw to start his feud with Austin or Undertaker.

 

Henry is just starting to get a moderate push, and being reintroduced to the audience, they won't throw him in the deep end yet.

[Guest Anglesault]

Jericho and Angle have unfinished business with Hogan and Edge once HHH fucks over to Raw to start his feud with Austin or Undertaker.

 

Unfinished business with HOGAN! NO EDGE!

 

There is no way in hell that Angle will be feuding with Henry anytime soon.

 

Because the WWF treats Kurt SOOO well. Cough*KANE*Cough Cough*EDGE*Cough

[Guest]

According to WWF, they would be "elevating" Henry instead of lowering Kurt.

 

*HHH is shown in a dark corner of the room with an evil grin on his face*

[Guest]

I think Edge will stay in the Main Eventscene for the time being as Rock is off TV.

 

Kane is an upper mid card wrestler, whereas Henry has never been more than A lower mid card wrestler.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Erm...I think it's just a webmastering error.  I followed that link and went through a few more stats, and quite a few guys have the Angle Slam listed as their finisher.  Methinks they were just using Angle's bio for a template and haven't finished the redesign yet.

[Guest]

I think Edge will stay in the Main Eventscene for the time being as Rock is off TV.

 

You should be banned for saying that.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Henry: You're an olympic hero Angle? I was in the olympics too sucka[jab at Booker T aswell] and I'm stronger...tougher and more...mmm, sexual than you Kurt! Its true! Its true!

 

Angle: What did you place? 18th? I'm a gold medal winner, I'm everybody's olympic hero! Oh, it's true. Get out of my way tubby.