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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Cock shots was a moment of absolute genius that deserves preservation.

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I didn't realize there were actually high standards for TSM Classics. It was just a bad thread that I was trying to get out of the WWE folder by any means necessary. I don't like deleting threads if I don't have to do so, so I thought I'd just move it.

 

Now I know, which is about half the battle, or so I'm told.

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Oh come on! That thread was awesome. Not my comments, which were horrible and meant to be that way cause the topic itself was horrible and that's what I do in bad threads, but Downhome posting Angle humping Big Show was BRILLIANT. And I don't even like Downhome. But it's brilliance cannot be denied.

 

Stuff like that (the topic) should be put in its own thread. There should be a minor news thread where the "little stuff" gets posted, and the major news threads can get their own topics.

 

If you want to know what a classic thread looks like, read the Buffy Season 7 thread.

 

Seriously, it's not like those rumours of people going mad trying to read it all are true or anything.

 

... and more threads should have wrap parties.

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If you want to know what a classic thread looks like, read the Buffy Season 7 thread.

I actually did read the entire thread, all 141 pages, last weekend. No way should it be in classics.

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But how could you make it, what with the Dildo's in your eyes? Doncha need to see to post it and take pictures and see what the pictures look like and read peoples response to it and stuff? And let's not even get into the potential brain damage such an act would cause. Maybe a spoken word account would be better.

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There *is* an edit button you could have used to fix that mistake, you asshole.

WHOOSH

The extreme velocity of that going over his head has mussed his hair.

He was being sarcastic, but I don't know if the two of you are just slow or are being sarcastic in response to his sarcasm by acting like asses, but that's doubtful.

 

Or maybe RRR wasn't being sarcastic at all and I'm just a dipset? How embarrassing.

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There *is* an edit button you could have used to fix that mistake, you asshole.

WHOOSH

The extreme velocity of that going over his head has mussed his hair.

He was being sarcastic, but I don't know if the two of you are just slow or are being sarcastic in response to his sarcasm by acting like asses, but that's doubtful.

 

Or maybe RRR wasn't being sarcastic at all and I'm just a dipset? How embarrassing.

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DIPSHIT DIPSHIT DIPSHIT

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As an aside, this thread needs to be in classic.

 

Some quotes from it:

 

Once again, Dames is back to disgust you all.

 

*Flashback to 1987*

 

7 year old Dames went to go visit his Aunt one day and his 6 year old female cousin kept buggin him to play with her. Eventually I agreed, and we went to her room. Being a 7 year old boy, I was completely appalled at the fact that she wanted to play Barbie with me of all things. I immediately refused and wanted to leave. I told her that I'd play anything else and she started showing me this new "game". We started kissing and what not and I really didnt think anything of it. She then unzipped her pants and pretty much made me go down on her, but I doubt i was any good at that age. Now...she didn't have her pants completely off and her little brother, who was like 3 comes running into the room and she freaks out, because she knows that she's doing something wrong and zips her pants as fast as possible...cutting my bottom lip. I'm bleeding a lot and I start to cry. We tell my mom that I fell.

 

Later on, I found out that she wasn't REALLY my cousin. Her mom is really close with my mom to the point that they consider themselves sisters and therefore, she's my "cousin". When my "cousin" and I finally did talk about this years later, she told me that she knew about all the stuff we had done because she found and watched her fathers porn.

 

So....technically, it wasn't incest, but at the time, I thought it was. I didn't know, i was 7! For the record....I had NO idea what sex was or what we were doing at the time.

 

Dames

 

Ya wanna hear a true story?

 

I was 17. I just seperated with Stacy. I went to my Aunt's house to swim. I wound up deciding to stay the night.

 

My aunt went to bed at Midnight and told me I could sleep in My cousin Jane's room. Whom was 19 and living with her girlfriend.

 

I went to a party and returned at about 3' 0 clock. In order not to wake my aunt up...I slowly opened the door. I was stunned when I saw my Cousin Jane in bed, Nude. Masturbating. I was silent as I watched her. Le me describe her...she's 6' tall with long black hair and perky tits.

 

She finished about 10 minutes later and she had no clue I waseven there watching. I clapped as she looked up and saw me in the door.

 

Needless to say, She was pissed. She cussed at me for a moment and I calmed her down saying it was okay. It was cool. We shared the bed and watched one of her Lesbo pornos and slept nude together. It was warm and pleasant. 

 

 

Yeah, I mean, how do you have a conversation with her after?

 

"Uh, hi. Remember when I watched you finger yourself, and then we slept together naked and watched porn? Those were good times."

 

I was about to get married and starting getting complete cold feet a week before hand. I went to a bar and got hammered. I met this guy...He knew I was too drunk...I told him Stacy would be on my ass if I came home drunk. He said I could crash on his couch. I sat on the couch and we starting talking (I'm BOMBED Outta my fucking goard). It's a small couch and suddendly The dude's kissing me. I'm too fucked to do anything about it. He takes my shirt off and we make out and that's all I can recall.

 

And there's MORE.

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Guest FrigidSoul

Boo_Bradley should be allowed back just because he has a fucked up life and makes you feel better about your own.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
I like CWM's avatar.

 

I'm being serious.

It is a rockin' avatar. it's better if you set it to music.

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There *is* an edit button you could have used to fix that mistake, you asshole.

WHOOSH

Well, that was random.

WHOOSH

:huh:

 

I didn't get it the first time, now I'm even more boggled.

 

Are you imitating a wave? A series of waves? Perhaps a beach??

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