The one and only raw thread for 4/15

[Guest]

Eddy Guerrero looks like the scorpian king

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Eddy's brainbuster sucked, but nice frog splash. Haha... classic heel tactics with Regal pulling Eddy out of harm's way at the last second..

 

Nice dropkick thingy by RVD. Van Dam's 5* Frog Splash is "hellacious", JR? I'm sure if it would have hit, the impact would've been like a "car wreck on interstate 10" or some crap... atleast he's better than Cole.

[Guest]

How many think Kane will run in and beat the crap outta X-Pac at the main event.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Say it with me...

 

R....

V....

D....

 

Very nice! man, I'm glad he's on Raw

 

He n Lesnar make it watchable

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Whoa, RVD with the split legged moonsault. First time since...what? The InVasion days.

 

Since his match with Booker two weeks ago.

[Guest HartFan86]

Hey, it's my favorite time of wrestling.....women BULLSHIT. That's all it is. BULLSHIT.

[Guest spiny norman]

That's still a long time Kahran.

 

I know I for one can't last two weeks without giving someone a split-legged moonsault.

[Guest HartFan86]

Whoa, RVD with the split legged moonsault. First time since...what? The InVasion days.

 

Since his match with Booker two weeks ago.

I really payed attention to that match then, lol.

 

"Moses couldn't part her legs."

 

WOW.

[Guest]

Ummm how many times do we have to shamelessly promote the divas magazine.

 

And could Trish smack her lips 1 more time.

 

1 more thing, could King get any mor excited about Molly and her virginity.

 

Hold up...Not another sex angle.

[Guest Vyce]

That Molly angel pose is my personal fave.

 

Oh Jesus, now we have to hear that sexual predator talk in his helium voice about Molly's virginity.

[Guest treble charged]

Did they actually *say* that Molly was a virgin?

[Guest]

Jerry Lawler=The Sexual Predator

[Guest treble charged]

Did I miss something, or did they get "Molly is a virgin" from Trish saying that she's not familiar on her back?

[Guest HartFan86]

I love this Angle commercial. It's nice enough he's doing this stuff...instead of some other stupid thing.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

Oh Boy! It's time for WWF RAW's gaping logic gaps in storylines! Lawler and Ross are gawking about how Molly's a virgin, yet when she was dating Spike, remember that "present" she gave him one night, and Spike came out the next day insinuating that him and Molly had done it. And then when she was stolen by the Hurricane, it was implied that she had slept with him, and I remember an interview where she claimed Hurricane was more of a man than Spike was. So whatever, WWF, just ignore storylines from like 2 months ago and act like we won't notice...

[Guest]

How is Bradshow a top superstar. Is Bradshaw tryin to make Rock promos. And 1 more Bradshaw thought, can he really kick as much ass as he says he can?

[Guest Slapnuts00]

Scott Hall is my new hero, "The only thing to come out of Texas is steers, and queers...and I don't see any horns on Bradshaw!"

[Guest]

X-Pac looks better with Kane's mask on.

 

Also Lita could use that mask also, shes already got the voice box.

[Guest Vyce]

If Lesnar assaults Lita tonight, he will officially be my new favorite wrestler.

 

Do it for the FANS, Brock.

[Guest ManKinnd]

Here's hoping Kane runs out in the main event and gansobombs XPac through the announce table and puts him out of wrestling for good.

[Guest HartFan86]

OMG...Matt vs. Brock? WTF.

[Guest]

Paul isnt a sexual predator too is he?

[Guest Nevermortal]

Heyman playing with panties....Now I'm creeped.

[Guest Vyce]

Now here's the contrast - Lawler's the sexual predator, Heyman is the misogynist.

 

Paul must have booked this segment, to dispell those rumors we've all been hearing about him.

 

Paul, you could pick better women!  Molly's nice and tight as a clam!

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

Oh god Paul Heyman is Fucking Great.

 

The sad part is, most people wont even catch most of the small wonderful things he does with a promo...

[Guest]

Alright nobody finds my comments interesting or comical so I'm gonna stop posting in this thread.

[Guest Vyce]

Now that's no way to be, Maven.  We're all just having fun here.

[Guest treble charged]

Why are there more tag matches on Raw, when the tag champs are on SmackDown?

[Guest HartFan86]

Alright nobody finds my comments interesting or comical so I'm gonna stop posting in this thread.

I do.

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

the hemmoroid on the back side of live(life?)??

 

God JR... christ....