The one and only raw thread for 4/15

[Guest Vyce]

They really have NO clue as to what to do with Booker.

 

I mean Christ, the man SHOULD be main eventing RAW.  Instead, he's teaming with Goldust.

[Guest]

Lawler likes thongs...so does the 14 year old girls at my school.

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

Maven, we're not all going to post lol responses to your threads. Meh, post if you want man.

[Guest]

R the Raw broadcasters supposed to hyping the smackdown matches for Backlash? I thought that was there rivals?

[Guest]

I SENCE A POWERPOMB

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

I hope Booker T isn't going to be teaming with Goldust anymore.

[Guest Vyce]

How many thongs does that skank have???

[Guest HartFan86]

OMFG! Brock KILLED Matt.

[Guest]

Yep, Heymens the second sexual predator the WWF.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Lita should turn on the Hardy Boyz at backlash and join the Brockman Connection.

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Lesnar = HHH! Look at those knees he's using...

 

He kept selling that low blow though.

 

I honestly don't see him being entertaining unless it's just a run in.

[Guest Vyce]

Lawler likes thongs...so does the 14 year old girls at my school.

 

I want pictures.

[Guest]

Alright I cant wait to see HHH 's steroid ridden body say "I M THE GAME" 20 times. Maybe even a run in?

[Guest Nevermortal]

HHH's Segment will be so intense, I might have to switch my TV off.

[Guest]

Alright Vyce, ure the third sexual predator Ill see tonight.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Lawler likes thongs...so does the 14 year old girls at my school.

 

I want pictures.

 

You want pictures of kids.  Jeez, that's sick man.

[Guest]

HHH's Segment will be so intense, I might have to switch my TV off.

 

!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Is that Eddy Guerrero on a camel?

Dwayne Johnsan is nothing without The Rock... or the camel!

[Guest HartFan86]

OMG, OLD SCHOOL! HHH interviewed by JR in the ring! YES!

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

man HHH's promos are always too Intense for my TV... the TV starts to get all fuzzy and scratchy...

 

 

and god, JR SUCKS!!!

[Guest]

You know its gonna be important interview wehn JR holds the mic.

[Guest HartFan86]

I hope there isn't any fucking run-in or something. Just have HHH say what he wants, leave, go to commercial, clusterfuck the handicap match, Kane runs in, Raw goes off the air.

[Guest Nevermortal]

I predict at Backlash:

 

-HHH pins Hogan

-HHH pins Y2J & Angle in a 24/7 Fall

-HHH deflowers Molly

-HHH Superimposes himself in the Scorpion King. Because that movie is JUST NOT INTENSE ENOUGH!

-HHH will get intense.

[Guest]

What the hell could Triple H be yelling to the crowd? Wait didnt he come out with a ponytail, now its all wild...like a rebel.

 

I bet JR is looking forward too it, eve though HHH "broke his arm" i think twice.

 

I know why Hogan and HHH is a looked forward to match. Cause both of them don't wanna job. HHH cant hold down every1.

[Guest Vyce]

The FuHHHrer is intense tonight.

 

Alright Vyce, ure the third sexual predator Ill see tonight.

 

I shall wear that with pride.

 

You want pictures of kids.  Jeez, that's sick man.

 

What?  What I do?  We're all just pokin' a little fun here, right?  Right???  Where'd everybody go?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

That is the kind of reaction that a World Champion should get.

 

I think I literally heard a pin drop.

 

They must be standing in awe of his intensity...or in line for nachos.

[Guest]

HHH in the Scorpian King

 

"I came for the woman...AND YOUR JOB....CAUSE I M THE GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

[Guest Nevermortal]

His intensity is deafening. I don't hear shit. (Gets shit chucked at him for using the already overused line.)

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Even JR said it was going to be intense.

[Guest]

Hmm, I've been reading threw the pages, and HHH's music hit back when I was on Page 3 of this post.  I just realized its still playing. Hmmm..

 

Anyways, that Molly stuff was crazy. And did JR mention AC Green? Thats going to far!

This has got me scared, If I hear about Cedric Ceballos or something on Smackdown, I'm Done.

 

Does it seem to anyone else that HHH doesnt really fit in on Raw now? He hasnt even said anything about Taker/Austin thus far in his interview. Here we go, I think they're gonna talk about it now.

 

And this thing with Brock Lesnar is great.  He joined my Favorite Wrestlers list when he came up and beat the crap out of Spike Dudley and all those other midcarders, but now Backlash is going to be awesome.

Brock Fucking Lesnar beating the shit out of the Hardy Boys and Lita,  which may just be the 3 people in the WWF I hate the most. What a great moment that will be.

[Guest]

I would rather watch Maven take a dump then watch HHH and his interviews.