The one and only raw thread for 4/15

[Guest Nevermortal]

I swear to God they are using canned heat. The reactions are just too sporadic for them to be real..

[Guest HartFan86]

Well, that was fun. HHH still sucks at Face promos, though.

[Guest treble charged]

So they've got about 5 minutes for the main event now.  Oh well, it *does* have Bradshaw in it.

[Guest Vyce]

HHH pins Hogan

-HHH pins Y2J & Angle in a 24/7 Fall

-HHH deflowers Molly

-HHH Superimposes himself in the Scorpion King. Because that movie is JUST NOT INTENSE ENOUGH!

-HHH will get intense.

 

LOL!  It's funny cause it's true.

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

blah blah blalh blah ::spits water::: blah blahb lah I am the game!!! blahb lbhalbhal blah blah blah I am the undispuuuuuuted champiiiion blah blabh blahblbhalbha ::lame hogan impersonation:: blah blahb labahlblablhalhb I'll kick ass blabhalbhabgolla blah blah blah I am that damn good blah blahb lbha blalhb blabhalbhah I'll win blahb blah nobody can bea the gameeeee blahb labha lbalblhalbhalblh i am still that damn gboooood blah blalhb albh blah blah blahah blah ::cue drowning pool::

[Guest Vyce]

Wait, was that RicFlairGlory or the Game himself???

 

I swear, I couldn't tell the difference!

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

OH SHIT!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!! DID I MISS BRET HART ON CROSSING OVER?!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

IF people cared any less about HHH...he'd be Test.

[Guest]

[/i]blah blah blalh blah ::spits water::: blah blahb lah I am the game!!! blahb lbhalbhal blah blah blah I am the undispuuuuuuted champiiiion blah blabh blahblbhalbha ::lame hogan impersonation:: blah blahb labahlblablhalhb I'll kick ass blabhalbhabgolla blah blah blah I am that damn good blah blahb lbha blalhb blabhalbhah I'll win blahb blah nobody can bea the gameeeee blahb labha lbalblhalbhalblh i am still that damn gboooood blah blalhb albh blah blah blahah blah ::cue drowning pool::

 

If only his matches were that short.

 

And that race car driver shouldnt have ate that much "mexican food". Lita wouldn't have stolen his car.

[Guest Nevermortal]

If it wasn't for Motorhead, I'd hate everything about HHH. To think, this is the same guy who rocked the house in 2000.

[Guest]

Yep JR, A knock down drag out, just like last year, and last month....and last week....and yesterday

[Guest HartFan86]

Another Face Pop for the former SkyScraper.

 

X-Pac is  fucking HYSTERICAL with that Kane mask.

[Guest Nevermortal]

This match is gonna suck. I hate 4/5 of the people in here. At least it'll last 2 minutes.

 

This RAW episode really sucked save for the Eddy match & the Brock shit.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

You guys know you loved watching X-Pac wield those nunchukus. I wish he would have wrestled with the Kane mask on.

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

the WWF has 6 months to stop itself from returning to 1994.  They'll be back to RAW is Bangor ME once MNF returns...

[Guest HartFan86]

HHH has done a total 180 change since his quad injruy...and  it's been for the worse.

[Guest Lil Naitch]

Who says KAne runs out, burned face and all?

[Guest]

When I think main event on Raw, I think Bradshaw.

[Guest goodolemr]

"And Bradshaw, getting off on Scott Hall"--- did Jim Ross say this or did I hear wrong?

[Guest HartFan86]

LOL @ The Huge "Hey Yo" sign.

 

Did Earl Hebner dye his hair?

[Guest Lil Naitch]

Anybody notice how they didn't go inside WWF New York? if what they said is true, attendance is way down. How sad.

[Guest Lil Naitch]

anybody see the sign they just confiscated?

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

X Pac + Kane Mask = ratings  

 

X Pac w/o Kane Mask = 1994 Dark Ages

 

 

For the first time in history, I found X Pac funny (with the Kane mask)

 

Thank god that was short lived....  

 

Wow bradshaw is a big brahma bull?  Fuck JR cant do SHIT anymore, he's so fucking done.  Smash Mouth? god, didnt you get enough with XFL, I swear to god I'll do your bidding if you give JR a bells palsy attack on air tonight on RAW

[Guest]

X-PACCCCCCCCCCCCC X-PACCCCCCCCCCCCC, yep I guess hes cool. Damn smash mouth Bradshaw.

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

which sign got taken away?

[Guest Nevermortal]

WORD'S CANNOT DESCRIBE THE RAGE I FEEL WHILE WATCHING THIS BULL SHIT.

 

Someone call Brock in to eat X-Pac, run over UT with his bike, douse Hall in liquor, and...and...aw fuck, just beat the shit out of Bradshaw.

 

Oh wait, can't do that to Bradshaw. He's a "smash mouth son of a gun". Not to mention a hoss, a great Texan, and a drunk who gets into barfights. If that doesn't give you a push alone, I don't know what will.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Undrtaker's punches look like ass.

[Guest Vyce]

See?  "The Game was just shaking with INTENSITY".  Even JR can feel the power of The Game!!!

[Guest HartFan86]

Anybody notice how they didn't go inside WWF New York? if what they said is true, attendance is way down. How sad.

I figured they had nobody or A nobody at WWFNY like last week with D-Lo. Oh well.

[Guest]

Bring back Tony Schiavani, at least he was funny. He can make the night seem more important too. He can make X-Pac look like....well X-Pac.