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I think Bradshaw is the king of cheap pops. Look at his promo last night

 

"Well I'm from the great state of Texas!" Crowd Pops. Then he starts NAMING people that came out of Texas.

 

Then during his entrance, they announce him from being from the great state of Texas.

 

Bradshaw should just open his own school thier, cause if he goes to another state I don't know if he could cut a decent promo.

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He did the same thing at WM17 right before his match and then got that huge pop when he came out (WM was in Houston that year).

 

He can only do that for so long before people realize that they aren't from Texas and they have no reason to cheer this horsefucking retard.

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Bradshaw should just open his own school thier, cause if he goes to another state I don't know if he could cut a decent promo.

Huh?

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Bradshaw's promo's get reactions because he sucks up to texas which is his home state. If he goes to other states he can't do that as he's not from that state.

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Guest Human Fly

Bradshaw gets cheap pops all over. One time I was at a show and he was like "We're in Cincinnati and I'm going to drink a hell of a lot of beer!" (cheap pop) "After I kick your (Goldust's) faggot ass!" (pop)

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Yep, Bradshaw gets cheap pops just like the good ol' Micker' did it. Except, when Mick did it, it was somewhat amusing, and Bradshaw can only do it in one state. I'd laugh, though, if he tried to do it in New Jersey. "Well, I'm gonna be whoopin' some ass....right here in the great, but not my home, state of New Jersey. Greats like Jon Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen....and, uh..........Kevin Spacey!  I wasn't born or raised here, and it sure as hell doesn't have my favorite sports franchises but......" (dead silence follows) (you get the picture)

 

So it's Texas: the only state Bradshaw can cut a promo in.

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I wonder if the mods will get pissed that today everyone seems to be going after Bradshaw.

 

Mod- "Anymore posts about Bradshaw and you'll be banned!"

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Guest AM The Kid

Last night introduction:

 

Lilian: "And from the GREAT STATE OF TEXAS!!!!!!!*huge pop*...Bradshaw!!!!!!*pop whimpers down*

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Yeah, I can see it now:

 

"These anti-Bradshaw threads are absolutely out of control. Anyone who starts further anti-Bradshaw threads will be terminated from this board."

 

........that just sounds weird.

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Well its certainly shouldn't be marks for Bradshaw's intelligence that he can actually cut a heart felt promo everytime he is inside the Texas state line and no where else. Bradshaw outside the ring is a Financial Genius who does the Stockmarket.  

 

It plays into the Im from Texas Redneck with pride gimmick. But does every texan redneck know everything about Texas???  Dont see Austin and Taker going on and on about the Red River Campaigne of the Civil War or, who came out from What Texas College, etc etc etc

 

One of these Days Bradshaw gonna be back in Texas and he is gonna go into his rant , don't be surprised if he starts busting out The Temperature of downtown Galveston  and the pollen count. sooner or later even in texas, Interesting facts about a state gonna run out.

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He failed to include Bill Hicks, YET, he mentioned BOTH Bushes...

 

You know, if you're going to suck up to Texas by naming great Texans, you should at least name people who are, you know, actually worth the "great" distinction.

 

He also didn't mention Stephen F. Austin.  Which would've been kinda funny, cuz, you know, I betcha at least half the audience would've thought he was talking about Stone Cold.

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Guest Texas Small Arms 09

Most Texans are proud to be from here, except this one.  But if you noticed all the Texans get pops.  Something about famous Texans I guess.  Gunn is the only exception to this rule because he does give Texas a bad name.  And I'm even embarassed to admit it, but I went to the same college as he did, but I didn't know til after???

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Guest goodhelmet

As a Texan, I take no responsibility for the abortion that failed known as Bradshaw. I would also like to apologize to every non-Texan who had to listen to the shit spewing out of his mouth.

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As a Texan, I take no responsibility for the abortion that failed known as Bradshaw. I would also like to apologize to every non-Texan who had to listen to the shit spewing out of his mouth.

Don't feel too bad.  Rikishi's from California.  We suck too.

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No need to apologize my friend. Obviously, I will not judge all Texans against Bradshaw. After all, few men can cut a promo that is so moving like the one he did last night was. I'm not going to visit Texas, expecting everyone to talk as gracefully, clearly and as intelligently as Justin Bradshaw does.......;)

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Guest Some Guy

I can understand a little home state masterbation but he listed about 10-15 guys, including Nolan Ryan and the President and his Dad, using former adn current Presidents isn't going to get you over unless it's Sept. 12 again.  Bradshaw is basically a combo of Taker and Austin, with cheap pop laden promos and less ability than either.  Why do they push this clown?

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Well, I'm from the same state as Hacksaw Jim Duggan(though nowhere near him)....NY! Someone top that!

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Guest Some Guy

Perry Saturn, Albert, and John Kronus are from MA.  Can't beat having Albert be from your state.  HHH is from New Hampshire, with is on top of MA, does that mean that HHH is holding MA down?

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I'm from Mass., the home of Albert.

 

I met his mom once when I was working at a camp. Now I know where he gets his fur from.

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Guest DawnBTVS

Boston's cool, lottsa rich history here in Massachusetts, more then Texas:) I mark for Saturn though, so it's all good. Bostonians support one another right? *Gives thumbs up to Angle-Plex and Some Guy*

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Guest AM The Kid

Well Alberta only had the Hart Family, Chris Benoit and Lance Storm...no good wrestling talent here.*snicker*

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Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics

Better than that, I'm from the same County (Staffordshire) as William Regal.

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Guest Austin3164life

I'm from New York State (Rochester specifically) and Mick Foley has a lot of relatives here.  He has shown up sometimes.  I spotted him at the airport parking lot but he didn't notice......

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Guest The Mighty Damaramu

I'm from Oklahoma! Home of such greats as Jack Brisco, Steve Williams and.......*mumbles*JimRoss*mumbles*

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Guest notJames

Originally from Ontario, so I can proudly wave my Maple Leaf with the likes of Edge, Christian, and ... um, Trish...  ???

 

Now I live in newJersey. Great, I've got Mosh, DDP, and Chris Candido.

 

Anybody wanna give me a lift to Calgary?  ;)

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Guest TheHulkster

I live near Schnectady, NY. Future home of the Pro Wrestling Hall of Fame. Oh yeah, I live a few miles away from Duggan too. HOOOOOOOOOO! TOUGH GUY!

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Bradshaw's promo's get reactions because he sucks up to texas which is his home state. If he goes to other states he can't do that as he's not from that state.

I would've never guessed that, professor.

 

So it's Texas: the only state Bradshaw can cut a promo in.

I'd say Bradshaw is severely underrated on the microphone, actually.

 

I wonder if the mods will get pissed that today everyone seems to be going after Bradshaw.

 

Mod- "Anymore posts about Bradshaw and you'll be banned!"

Yes, that's it!  Fight the power, brother-in-revolution!  I mean, hey ... we could use a few more two-page threads about that rat-bastard Triple H's constant politicking, right?

 

Bradshaw outside the ring is a Financial Genius who does the Stockmarket.

I only did the stock market once.  

 

The morning after, I snuck out of her apartment without leaving a note.  I also lifted some of her jewelry, the dumb slut.

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Originally from Ontario, so I can proudly wave my Maple Leaf with the likes of Edge, Christian, and ... um, Trish...  ???

Hey, I wouldn't mind being associated with Trish.  In fact, the closer the association, the better.

 

*Ba Bum Bum*

 

No, cuz, like, she's been constantly improving as a wrestler since day one, and like I admire her work ethic and stuff...yeah...

 

Oy.  Time to take a cold shower.

 

[seriously though, she's a better wrestler than most people give her credit for.  I mean that.]

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Guest Nater

He should have had to work his way through the belts like other GOOD wrestlers.

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