All you motherfuckers are gonna pay!

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Fuck fuck fuck! Jay Dawg's temper has gotten the best pf him. In case you haven't noticed, which is fucking impossible, I've been AWOL. Blarg

 

I ripped my monitor out of it's cords and threw it at the wall after my match against K-Os, which was moments away from being completed, was deleted.

 

 

This is my first shot at internet access since then. I'm sorry Stubby for not getting matches into you, and I guess I am sorry K-Os, for not kicking your ass.

 

 

Anyway, I'll be back in about a week, I'll try to get access before then. You can keep me in promos, but please, no more matches, I want to know what is going on with my own character.

 

 

Thanks y'all.

 

JD

 

 

 

PS: Annie... when I get back, we can have I missed you sex! (Y)!

 

 

 

 

EDIT: Now I am REALLY sorry I noshowed that US title match. UGH!! (N)!!

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

In the future I'd suggest throwing softer things, like pillows and puppies.  They even bounce.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

throwing cats would be a good idea too...they make funny noises when they fly..

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Wow...

 

...smooth move exlax.

 

Mothernature says pfft..."

[Guest crusen86]

It sucks that you lost the match like that...

 

BUT THROWING THE MONITOR AGAINST THE WALL? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! LMAO! THAT'S FUCKING CLASSIC! AHAHAHAHA!

[Guest Low Brass]

BWA HAHAHAHAH!!!

 

Blarg.

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

JD, didn't you hear? Annie decided to renounce lesbianism for three days and have wild monkey sex with the first guy that came into chat. She was looking for you, but she found me first. Too bad...if someone hadn't decided to destroy his monitor, he could have had Annie. My gain, though...

[Guest]

Um...Jay, take it from the Steak Sauce Covered Bastard. A-1 Sauce makes it ALL feel better.

 

And read my quote for the finisher to that AWESOME Jay rant from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back."

 

Snooch to the Nooch...motherfuckers...

[Guest TheAntipop]

JD is a tard.

 

That is all.

[Guest Muzz]

You are so full of rage, young Dawg...

 

A lust full of rage, maybe?

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Now there's someone who takes his game waaaaay too seriously.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Antipop is such a bitch! Too bad he ain't Mrg, cause that guy is pretty cool.

 

 

 

 

Well dudes... I'm alive and well. Go me.