Smackdown spoilers (obviously there are spoilers i

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Dark match:  Ivory pinned Dawn Marie

 

 

JAkked:  Godfather pined Val Venis (and I refuse to call him otherwise)

 

Christian pinned Funaki

 

Lance Storm and Hugh Morrus ended in a double count out.  (WOOP!)

 

 

More as it becomes available.

 

SUCKA!...oh wrong show.

 

BROTHA!

[Guest Tony149]

What's with the double count outs on Jakked/Metal? Is a trend starting on that show? Maybe we'll see the ref DQ a wrestler for not breaking the hold before the 5 count.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

They obviously couldn't pick a winner between Lance Storm and Hugh Morrus...or they see potential for a feud.

 

How is this different than WCW?  Oh yeah...they wrestled on real TV over there.

 

General Rection vs. Lance Storm redux.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

How bout some ACTUAL smackdown spoilers, not the jakked crap. And is my eyes deceiving me, or did you say Dawn Marie? Damn, i didnt think they moved that fast with signing people.

[Guest Human Fly]

The Godfather push continues while the Venis push JR talked about a few weeks back becomes more and more of a joke. Second week in a row he's lost to the Godfather.

[Guest Anglesault]

Oh, Venis shows SUCH potential.

[Guest Human Fly]

You're right we all know how GREAT the Godfather is

[Guest Brian]

Venis shows very littlev potential right now; Sean Morley was awesome.

[Guest]

He still is Brian. And he has not lost to Godfather twice in a row. This would be there first match in there feud.

[Guest goodhelmet]

From Rajah:::

Hollywood Hulk Hogan Interview

-Hendrix wails and the red and yellow flashes, as Hulk Hogan makes his way to the ring. There's no doubt, Hulkamania is still running wild. He's heard the word "reality" used a lot lately. Is it reality that he'll beat Triple H this Sunday? That he'll pull off what no one thinks he can do? Well the Hulkster is going to reach down inside and become WWF Champion once again. Like Vince always says: perception is reality. He never thought he'd be back in the WWF, let alone with 67,000 Hulkamaniacs cheering for him at WrestleMania. This Sunday, he's got a shot at the WWF Title. He used to take the Championship for granted, but now that he's been away for so many years, he realizes what it really means and how precious it is. This may be his one shot to complete his journey. With all that said, this is reality. He believes in his heart that he can do this. All the Hulkamaniacs believe he can do it. And Triple H had better believe it can do it, because at Backlash, he's going to have the 24-inch pythons running wild on him. Whatcha 3.00 gonna do, bro2.00ther, when Hul1.00kamania-- The Y2J Countdown hits 0.00 and out comes the Ayatollah. He tells Hogan to shut his mouth. Reality? The reality is that Hogan is a farce, a joke. No matter what people say, Jericho is not the has-been around here; Hogan is. Hogan doesn't want Hulkamania to end? Hulkamania died around the same time the rubix cube went out of style. The fact that a has-been like Hogan gets a Title shot, while a Living Legend like Jericho doesn't even have a match is unfair. What has Hogan ever accomplished in the WWF? So he sold a couple t-shirts. So he had his own cartoon. Big freaking deal! Jericho was the first Undisputed Champion in history! He was the Undisputed Champion until Triple H stole it from him at WrestleMania. For that, Jericho despises Triple H. But he'll still enjoy watching Triple H destroy Hogan, because at least Trips got the belt by defeating the best in the business. Since Hogan's been back, he's had one singles match, and he blew it. Hogan lost at WrestleMania, and yet he gets an Undisputed Title shot? He still has the fans following him and chanting his name? That's garbage. Hogan tells Jericho to shut up. If Jericho has something to say, why doesn't he come down to the ring and say it to his face. Jericho looks around, takes off his shirt, and makes his way down the ramp. Jericho gets in the ring and stares Hogan down. He starts to speak, but Hogan clocks him across the face. Hogan beats Jericho into the corner, when Angle comes down to make it two-on-one. Edge runs down, and he and Hogan clear Angle and Jericho from the ring. Fade Out.

 

 

I have to hear Jericho talk to Hogan like that!!!!

[Guest Matt Young]

Here are the actual Smackdown spoilers, straight from www.prowrestling.com:

 

**SPOILERS** WWF Smackdown! Taping Results

Story By: Fred Cook

April 16, 2002

 

Thanks to Calvin Martin for the following

 

Smackdown opens with the first match.

 

Billy and Chuck w/Rico and Albert vs Rikishi, Al Snow, and Maven

Rikishi and Albert stare at each other. Chuck attacks Snow from behind to start the match. Snow with an inverted atomic drop on Chuck. Maven and Snow double team Chuck. Chuck clotheslines Snow. Albert with a hard irish whip on Snow. Albert with a double underhook into a powerslam on Snow for a two count. Billy kicks Snow down in the corner. Snow clotheslines Billy. Rikishi and Billy trade punches. LordsofPain.net. Rikishi powerslams Chuck. Rikishi cleans house and pulls Rico into the ring. Albert kicks Rikishi in the face, Chuck gets a two count. Albert powerslams Rikishi. Riksihi with a fall away slam on Albert. Maven tagged in and cleans house on Billy and Chuck. Billy hits Maven with the fameaser. Snow pulls Maven out of the ring. Snow with a powerbomb on Chuck. Rico hits the ring and superkicks Snow. maven hits Chuck with a top rope crossbody for the pin.

Winners: Rikishi, Al Snow, and Maven

 

Backstage, Stacy Keibler knocks on Hogan's dressing room door. When he opens she is bending over fixing her shoes. Stacy tells Hogan that Vince wants to see him in his office. Hogan says this should be good and follows Stacy.

 

-commercial-

 

Scorpion King scenes are shown.

 

Backstage, Kidman watches Stasiak's raw interview from Monday on the monitor. Hurricane walks in and wanders what the hell Kidman is watching. Hurricane asks if Kidman is ok. Kidman feels like something is missing. Whats up with that? Nobody knows who I am or cares about my title match at Backlash. Hurricane whispers into Kidman's ear. Kidman starts doign the cheap Foley pops by mentioning Houston and the state of Texas. Kidman says after his match is over at Backlash, the people will have something to talk about.

 

Stacy and Hogan enters Vince's dressing room. Vince says Hogan looks in good shape. Stacy agrees, but says his arms are almost as big as Vince's. Vince asks her to go get him a drink of water. Vince says he recalls nothing can stop the kind of momentum Hogan used to have before he became WWF champion for the first time. Vince wonders if Hogan can once again become WWF champion and do as he did once before of leading the WWF into a new era. Vince wonders if this is all a perception of his or is it reality. Vince asks Hogan what he is gonna do this Sunday at Backlash when reality comes down on him.

 

-commercial-

 

Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top is shown sitting in the front row.

 

Tajiri w/ Torrie Wilson and Chavo Guerrero vs Billy Kidman and The Hurricane

Torrie is still dressed in her Japanese robe. Kidman with a headscissors takeover on Chavo. Double team on Chavo. Tajiri kicks Hurricane in the head. Hurricane and Tajiri trade chops. Tajiri kicks Hurricane in the face. Chavo with uppercuts on Hurricane. Kidman with an over the top legdrop on Chavo. Chavo drops Kidman across the ropes. Tajiri kicks Kidman in the head while he is hung up in the ropes. Tajiri with a knee drop on Kidman. Kidman with an enzeguri on Chavo. Hurricane with a backdrop on Chavo. Hurricane superkicks Tajiri. Hurricane chokeslams Tajiri, Chavo breaks the count. LordsofPain.net. Chavo dumps Hurricane out of the ring. Hurricane with a top rope crossbody on Tajiri for a two count. Tajiri superkicks Hurricane for the pin. After the match Tajiri kicks Kidman in the head. Tajiri grabs a mic and starts talking to Torrie as they walk to the back.

Winners: Tajiri and Chavo Guerrero

 

-commercial-

 

Recap of last week's Smackdown happenings where Test says the accelerator was stuck on the limo as he was driving it towards Mark Henry.

 

Marc Loyd on the mic at the top of the stage welcomes the world's strongest man - Mark Henry. Loyd asks Henry what unbelievable feat of strength he will have for us tonight. Henry points to a car at a blocked off spot in the crowd and says he will move the car and bring two of it's wheels off the ground. All the mid-card wrestlers come out to watch. Faarooq proves to Test that the car is real. Test says he can lift it himself. He tries but is unable to. Test bets 100 bucks that Henry can not lift it. Henry places his upper torso in the passenger side of the car and lifts it. Afterwards, Test attacks Faarooq and the other wrestlers have to seperate them.

 

-commercial-

 

Hulk Hogan comes to the ring. It's still running wild without a doubt. I've been hearing the word reality used a lot lately? Is it reality that I will beat Triple H this Sunday? Is is reality that I will pull off what certain people think I can not do? I will pull off the impossible and become WWF champion one more time. Well Vince, it's like you always say - perception is reality. I never thought I would be back in the WWF. I never thought 67,000 people would be cheering for me at WrestleMania. And I never thought Hulkamiani would be running wild today stonger than it's ever been. Whether you call it reality or perception, I'm loving every minute of it and don't want it to end. LordsofPain.net. I have a shot for the title at backlash. I sed to take the championship for granted because I thought it would stick with me for as long as I live. Since I've been out of the WWF for many years, I realize how important it is. You can call it crap if you want but I don't care. This is reality. I believe in my heart that I can do this. The Hulkamaniacs believe I can do this. Triple H better believe that I can do this because at Backlash this Sunday when these arms run wild on you, what are you gonna do?

 

Jericho's music cuts Hogan off. Jericho comes out to the top of the stage with mic in hand. Why don't you shut your mouth Hogan. You wanna talk about reality? the reality is this, you are a farse. The reality is you are a joke. No matter what all these people think and say. I am not the has been around here. You are the has been Hogan. You don't want Hulkamania to end? I got news for you grandpa. Hulkamania ended around the time that Rubik's Cube and "Where's the Beef?" were invented. I don't even have a match at backlash. It's not fair. Who do you think you are Hogan? What have you accomplished in the WWF? So you sold a few t-shirts and had your own cartoon. Big deal. I was the first undisputed champion in history. I was the champion until Triple H stole that from me at WrestleMania. And for that I despise him. But I will enjoy it when he tears you up at Backlash. Atleast Triple H beat one of the very best in the business. He beat me. Since you've been back in the WWF you have one good match and you blew it. And you still get a title shot? You still have them chanting your name over and over again. That is garbage.

 

Why don't you shut up Jericho. I'm tired of listening to your crap. if you have a problem with me come down here and say it to my face.

 

Jericho walks down the ramp and enters the ring.

 

Hogan, I've been waiting to do this....

 

Hogan cuts Jericho off with punches. Kurt Angle comes down and he and Jericho double team Hogan. Edge hits the ring to even up the score and he and Hogan clear the ring.

 

-commercial-

 

Backstage, Vince asks Edge who the hell he thinks he is. He isn't even supposed to be here tonight. Why did you interfere in what hust happened? Nevermind. Don't give me an explanation, just get the hell out. Edge starts yelling at Vince, saying he is scared of him and he can beat Vince's little lap dog - Angle. Edge says he will leave for now. Stacy walks up and asks if there is anything she can do for him. Vince wants her to bring Triple H to his office.

 

Test vs Faarooq

Test drops Faarooq across the ropes. Test with running clotheslines in the corner. Powerslam by Faarooq for a two count. Faarooq with a shoulder block for a two count. Faarooq with a rollup and his feet on the ropes for the pin. Test had tried that earlier but the referee saw him. After the match Test lays out Faarooq with a big boot.

Winner: Faarooq

 

Stacy enters Triple H's locker room. Triple H says he knows she thinks he is hot but she can't just barge in there any time she wants. She says as if. She starts to explain but can not concentrate as she is looking at Triple H's body. Stacy quickly says that Vince wants to see him. Triple H says he will be there when he gets there. Stacy storms out of the room.

 

Backstage, Sharmel Sullivan interviews Hardcore Holly. DDP interupts the interview with his smiling. DDP says Holly is starting to piss him off.

 

Diamond Dallas Page vs Hardcore Holly

Chops by DDP in the corner. DDP walks into a big boot. Holly with a suplex. DDP crotches Holly on the turnbuckle. DDP follows up and hits a superplex. LordsofPain.net. DDP with a short arm clothesline for a two count. Holly escapes the diamond cutter and hits a dropkick for the pin. After the match DDP gives Holly the diamond cutter.

Winner: Hardcore Holly

 

Backstage, Jericho tels Angle that what happened before was a disgrace. Jericho says he is glad it happened because it gives Angle more of a reason to beat Edge at Backlash, and it gives them more reason to beat up on Hogan tonight. Jericho gets Angle hyped up for their match.

 

-commercial-

 

Backstage, Vince asks Stacy where Triple H is. Stacy says he said he was gonna come. Triple H enters. Vince says he will meet Syacy back at the hotel. She leaves. Vince asks Triple H is he is capable of driving a spear into the heart of Hulkamania. Vince tells Triple H that if he loses the title that he will be the exclusive property of Smackdown.

 

-commercial-

 

Mr. McMahon's spiritual advisor, Dvon, comes to the ring while church organ music plays in the background. Dvon gets on the mic. Ladies and gentlemen of the congregation. I come to you as a humble servant of the man above. Two weeks ago a great profit came to me and said - Dvon, you must leave the WWF and go find yourself. One week later I came back. Not only did I find myself but I found the man above. I found joy. I found redemption. I found peace of mind. I should thank the profit that showed me that light. That great profit is a wealthy man. He is a powerful man. That great profit is none other than Vince McMahon. Vince, the savior of the WWF, helped Dvon find his way to the light. As I look out at you people I can see a lot of lost souls. I can see each and everyone of you need that light. I am the man that can bring that to you. The dwelling city of demons is talking about you. You need saving. You need a man like Vince. Vince is my personal benefactor. We can show you the light if you let us. Me and the great profit, we are the sheep, and you are the wolves. You are the wicked. We are the strong. I promise you that if you let me show you the light, I will take everything to the man above and show him what needs to be done. Like he did me, he picked me up and turned me around. He set my feet on solid ground. If he did it for me, he can do it for you. As far as I am concerned, this sermon is over. The organ music plays. Dvon walks up to the fans at ringside with a basket and asks for an offering. People are actually placing dollar bills in there! The basket is now full. Dvon walks to the back.

 

-commercial-

 

Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle vs Triple H and Hulk Hogan

Hogan rakes Jericho's back. Triple H kicks Jericho down in the corner. Triple H with a high knee on Jericho. Triple H catapults Jericho into Angle, knocking him off the ring apron. Jericho low blows Triple H. Angle stomps on Triple H. Angle with a german suplex on Triple H for a two count. Jericho with a running clothesline in the corner on Triple H. Triple H chokes Jericho. LordsofPain.net. Triple H with a belly to back suplex on Jericho. Angle misses a spear on Triple H and hits the ring post. Hogan tagged in and cleans house. Hogan with the big boot on Angle. Jericho intercepts the leg drop by tripping Hogan and pulling him out of the ring. Jericho brings a chair in the ring and throws the referee out. Triple H blocks the chair shot and hits Jericho with a ddt. Jericho saves Angle from getting the pedigree. Double team on Triple H in the corner. Hogan throws Jericho out of the ring. Hogan goes to hit Angle with the chair but Angle ducks and Hogan accidently hits Triple H. Angle and Jericho double team Hogan. Edge enters the ring and spears Angle. Edge and Angle fight through the crowd. Hogan hits Jericho with the big boot and leg drop. Hogan turns around into a blatant chair shot from Triple H. Triple H looks over Hogan who is layed out. Triple H walks up the ramp looking at his belt.

Winners by DQ: Triple H and Hulk Hogan

 

Hogan finally gets up and works the crowd a bit before leaving tot he back.

 

Chimmel thanks everyone for coming.

[Guest]

I'm actually enjoying Hogan's run, but LMFAO at the Rubix Cube comment!!!!!!!!!!! Jericho F'N Rules (or, in "cool Russo terms", RULZ)

 

Joe P>

[Guest Some Guy]

I'm going to tape that, if that's really what Jericho said, I can't wait to see Hogan's reaction.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Id just like to point out that neither Hogan or HHH put anyone over...so there.

 

Not thta they should have heading into the Main Event...but still.

[Guest]

Id just like to point out that neither Hogan or HHH put anyone over...so there.

 

Not thta they should have heading into the Main Event...but still.

Hey, I said Jericho and Angle COULD win, that's all...  *sheepish grin*

 

Hey, HHH didn't job and Hogan didn't job, but JERICHO AND ANGLE DIDN'T JOB EITHER!  PROGRESS, or something!  

[Guest Kramerica]

Here are the actual Smackdown spoilers, straight from www.prowrestling.com:

 

**SPOILERS** WWF Smackdown! Taping Results

Story By: Fred Cook

April 16, 2002

 

Thanks to Calvin Martin for the following

It seems to me those are straight ripped from Lords of Pain.  If you notice their name is in there like 4 times.. It was stolen.  Why cant they credit their shit?

[Guest Vyce]

Seems like most of this show is all talk or skit.

 

But the Jericho promo seems interesting.  For a half-second there, I was actually fantasizing about a Jericho / Hogan feud.

 

Of course, I immediately dispelled it, because were that to happen it would only serve to further bury Jericho's career...

[Guest Risk]

Why do Hogan, HHH, and Edge go over just because they're the "good" guys?  They suck.

[Guest]

Why do Hogan, HHH, and Edge go over just because they're the "good" guys?  They suck.

Because other organizations(*cough*WCW*cough*) made a habit out of NEVER letting the good guys go over and look where they are now.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

"Stacy enters Triple H's locker room. Triple H says he knows she thinks he is hot but she can't just barge in there any time she wants. She says as if. She starts to explain but can not concentrate as she is looking at Triple H's body. Stacy quickly says that Vince wants to see him. Triple H says he will be there when he gets there. Stacy storms out of the room."

 

 

Boy if that doesn't show HHH has to much backstage pull I don't know what does.

[Guest Risk]

I'm just waiting for someone to punch Hogan in the face.

[Guest SmarkySmark]

I was there live and it seemed like a good mix of matches and backstage stuff.  I liked everything except Hardcore Holly beating DDP with a freakin dropkick!!!

[Guest One Bad Apple]

Five matches is a little on the skimpy side ... then again, I dunno how long they're gonna be.  

 

Either way, the show sounds kinda entertaining.

[Guest Cataclysm911]

Doesn't seem as if I'll be missing much this week.

 

On a side note: Anglesault, you need to give up on the banners dude.

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Sounds a vaguely interesting show. Good to see Chavo back.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Since HHH(champ) got the last shot in on Hulk, does that mean Hogans gonna win at Backlash, considering that odds are on his side probably.

[Guest]

I was there live and it seemed like a good mix of matches and backstage stuff.  I liked everything except Hardcore Holly beating DDP with a freakin dropkick!!!

Bob Holly is stealing Maven's finish now?

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Poor DDP. Beaten by Sara and now Bob Holly. I don't know which is more humiliating.

[Guest buffybeast]

Being beaten by Sara, of course.  What is wrong with Bob Holly?

 

I wonder if Albert will be near naked this week like he was on last week's SD?  I haven't read anyone who attended last night's taping whether he was wearing his sexy little Austin-like shorts or not.

[Guest]

It looks like Hogan is winning the match on Sunday, due to what happened at the end of Smackdown. I really hope he does too, because Vince said that if HHH lost he would be on the Smackdown side. I wouldn't have to watch him on Raw then:) Also Hogan vs Undertaker or Hogan vs Austin would be a bigger matches than HHH vs Undertaker and I know they aren't doing HHH vs Austin yet.