Guest Report post Posted April 17, 2002 Match 1 Falls Count Anywhere The Eliminators v The Gangstaz Saturn and New Jack brawl on the outside. Kronus throws Mustafa to the ropes and hits a Spinning Heel Kick. Kronus goes to the top but Mustafa joins him and hits a Superplex. Mustafa then sees New Jack in trouble in the crowd. SPRINGBOARD PLANCHA ! Kronus pulls the guardrail out a bit and goes back in the ring. SPACE FLYING TIGER DROP ! He hit Saturn and Mustafa with that one. New Jack hits Kronus with a chair twice and then hiptosses him over the guardrail onto the concrete. New Jack goes onto the apron. He runs and dives into the crowd into Saturn who is hitting Mustafa with a chair. New Jack then goes backstage and brings out a trashcan of weapons. New Jack hits Kronus in the back with a crutch and then smacks Saturn with the remains. The Eliminators are thrown in the ring. The Ganstaz hit simultaneous chair shots to the Eliminators. New Jack throws Kronus in the corner and throws a toaster which hits him on the head. OUCH ! Mustafa pulls out a guitar but Saturn kicks him in the stomach and hits a Powerbomb. New Jack picks up the guitar. HE HITS SATURN ! ONE ! TWO ! KICKOUT ! New Jack is pissed so he sets up a table at ringside. He pulls Saturn onto the apron. Saturn hits a low blow. DVD THROUGH THE TABLE ! HOLY SHIT ! Saturn goes for the cover. ONE ! TWO ! KICKOUT ! Kronus sits a chair up and stands Mustafa in front of it. TOTAL ELIMINATION ! Cool spot. ONE ! TWO ! KICKOUT ! Saturn comes in the ring and brings New Jack in with him. They both go up top. TWISTING STEREO SPLASHES ! WOW ! Saturn sees an oppertunity. DOUBLE SPRINGBOARD SATURNSAULT ! ONE ! TWO ! KICKOUT ! WOW ! Kronus runs at Mustafa but he dumps Kronus over the top rope. Mustafa hits Saturn with a chair and he and New Jack go to the top rope. DOUBLE HEADBUTT ! ONE ! TWO ! THREE ! Winners : The Gangstaz Match Rating : ***3/4 Match 2 ECW Lightweight Championship Super Crazy v Rey Misterio Jr. v Eddy Guererro v Dean Malenko v Kid Kash v Billy Kidman Rey and Crazy start. They lock up. Crazy has a side headlock but Rey goes for a Side Suplex but Crazy lands on his feet. Rey dropkicks Crazy who tags in Kash who comes in with a Springboard but Rey jumps and hits a rana in mid air. WOW ! Rey runs at Kash but Kash hits a Springboard Moonsault over him and tags in Malenko. Malenko takes Rey down with a Drop Toe Hold and puts on a Body Scissors. He lets go and hits a Gutbuster and then drops two knees on the stomach. He goes for a Reverse Powerbomb but Rey gets a Victory Roll and gets a nearfall. Rey runs and tags in Kidman who hits a Slingshot Hurricanrana ! WOW ! Kidman goes for a Shooting Star Press but Malenko gets the knees up and here comes Eddy ! The whole ring becomes packed. Eddy tries to clothesline Kidman and walks into a Mysterio tilt-a-whirl atomic drop. Kash pulls a Frankensteiner on Mysterio as Kidman holds up Rey. WOW ! AMAZING ! Kash and Kidman shoulderblock each other and get up at the same time. They then see an oppertunity. They attack Malenko and Eddy. DUELING TIGER BOMBS ! ONE ! TWO ! THREE ! Rey hits a Springboard Hurricanrana on Kash but Kidman hits Rey with an X-Factor and then Crazy comes in with a Moonsault Press on Kidman and Kidman kicks out. Crazy goes for the Crazy Bomb but Kidman lands on his feet and goes for another X-Factor but Rey hits a Reverse X-Factor and Kidman kicks out. WOW ! Kash then gets up and goes for the Money Maker but Rey escapes and goes for an Ocean Cyclone Suplex and Kidman runs from behind and hits a Bulldog. Nice. Crazy then goes to the top rope but is crotched. Both Rey and Kidman hit Springboard Dropkicks to each side of Crazy's head and he falls through the table on the outside. WOW ! Kash sees his chance. MONEY MAKER ! ONE ! TWO ! NEARFALL ! Kidman then goes for a Powerbomb on Kash but Kash gets a Sunset Flip on Kidman. NEARFALL ! Kash goes outside and sets up a table. Kash puts Kidman on the top and goes for a Hurricanrana. SITDOWN POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE FLOOR ! Rey rolls Kash in and pins him. CRAZY HITS THE CRAZY BOMB ON REY ! ONE ! TWO ! THREE ! Kidman and Crazy ! Kidman runs at Crazy but Crazy hits a Drop Toe Hold and goes into a Mexican Surfboard. He then bends Kidman's head back into a Dragon Sleeper. He lets go and goes to the outside. Springboard 180 Moonsault ! ONE ! TWO ! KICKOUT ! Crazy then signals for the end. CRAZY BOMB ! He picks up Kidman. CRAZY BOMB ! He picks up Kidman again. KIDMAN REVERSES WITH AN X-FACTOR ! ONE ! TWO ! KICKOUT ! The fans are almost climbing the walls here. Kidman hits a Side Suplex and then he goes up top. HE MISSES THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS ! CRAZY HITS THE BURNING HAMMER ! ONE ! TWO ! KICKOUT ! Jesus Christ. Crazy decides to finish it and put Kidman on top. SUPER CRAZY BOMB ! ONE ! TWO ! ITS TAJIRI ! GOOD GOD THE CHAMP IS HERE ! KICK TO THE HEAD ! HE PUTS KIDMAN ON TOP ! ONE ! TWO ! THREE ! Winner : Billy Kidman ( New Lightweight Champion ) Match Rating : ***** Match 3 ECW World Tag Team Championships Rob Van Dam and Sabu ( c ) v The Impact Players Storm and Sabu start off. Sabu goes to dropkick the knee but Storm leapfrogs and legdrops Sabu. Strom then hits a backbreaker and another and tags in Credible. Credible takes his cane in but Sabu kicks him in the stomach and kills Credible over and over again with the cane. Fonzie throws in a chair. Sabu throws it at Cradible. Sabu throws Credible and he flips over the corner. Sabu goes for a clothesline but Credible ducks, runs to the top rope, and hits a High Cross Body for a two count. Credible sets the chair up in the ring and Piledrives Sabu on it and then swings at Sabu but Sabu ducks and kicks the chair in the face of Credible. Sabu tags in RVD. Van Dam gives Credible a Spinning Heel Kick and then a Rolling Thunder. Credible escapes and Storm comes in. RVD goes for a Spinnig Heel Kick but Storm ducks and hits a Superkick. Storm goes up top but misses a Spinning Heel Kick and RVD hits a Standing Moonsault for a two count. He throws Storm into the corner but Storm springs to the top rope and comes back with a Back Elbow. Nice. Storm throws RVD to the outside and goes out with a Slingshot Plancha. Storm bridges the guardrail and the ring with a table. Sabu comes out with a Suicide Dive. He sets Storm up on the table. Sabu hits a Triple Jump Moonsault through the table on the outside ! Both men are down. RVD and Credible take over. Credible goes to hit Van Dam with a chair. VAN DAMINATOR ! ONE ! TWO ! KICKOUT ! He goes to the top but Credible meets him up there. SUPERPLEX ! ONE ! TWO ! KICKOUT ! Credible goes for That's Incredible but RVD reverses and hits an Inverted Piledriver. He goes up top. FIVE STAR FROGSPLASH ! ONE ! TWO ! THREE ! Winners : RVD and Sabu Match Rating : **** Match 4 ECW World Television Championship Jerry Lynn ( c ) v Mike Awesome v Masato Tanaka Lynn and Awesome lock up but Tanaka starts to unload right hands on both men. Lynn and Awesome give Tanaka a Double DDT and then lock up again. Lynn puts Awesome in a Side Headlock but Awesome throws Lynn to the ropes and takes his head off with a clothesline. He then goes to the top rope but is shoved off to the outside by Tanaka. Lynn goes up top and dives onto Awesome. Tanaka goes up and dives onto both men. Tanaka takes Lynn to the ramp with a chair and Awesome follows with a chair of his own. Tanaka hits Lynn with the chair and goes for his famous chairshot but Awesome nearly takes Tanaka's head off with a shot of his own. Lynn then throws Awesome off of the ramp and follows with a Plancha. Tanaka throws Lynn in the ring when he comes onto the ramp. Tanaka goes for a chairshot but Lynn ducks and dropkicks the chair into the face of Tanaka. Nearfall. Awesome goes up top but is met by Lynn. RANA FROM THE TOP ! Lynn gets a nearfall. Lynn sets up a table in the ring and puts Awesome on it but Tanaka hits Lynn with a chair and goes up top. Awesome gets off of the table and meets Tanaka on top. Lynn catches Awesome in the Doomsday Device position and Tanaka Body Presses Awesome and they go through the table ! Lynn covers both men but both kick out. Lynn goes for a Cradle Piledriver on Awesome but Tanaka gets up. ROARING ELBOW ! ONE ! TWO ! Awesome makes the save. He goes out and sets a table up at ringside. Lynn instantly runs at Awesome on the apron and shoulderblocks him off but the table doesnt break ! He puts Awesome on the top rope and goes to Hurricanrana him through the table below but Awesome reverses with the Awesome Bomb ! HOLY SHIT ! He rolls Lynn into the ring but Tanaka dives on Lynn. ONE ! TWO ! THR . . . KICKOUT ! Tanaka is pissed. Awesome drills Tanaka with a chairshot and then hits a Belly 2 Belly. He goes to the top. AWESOME SPLASH ! Tanaka kicks out. Lynn gets up and sets a chair up in the ring. He DDTs Awesome and takes him to the corner. TORNADO DDT ON THE CHAIR ! ONE ! TWO ! KICKOUT ! He signals for the Cradle Piledriver but Tanaka takes Lynn's head off with a clothesline. He takes Lynn to the corner. DIAMOND DUST ! ONE ! TWO ! KICKOUT ! Awesome catches Tanaka unaware with a Sitdown Awesome Bomb. ONE ! TWO ! THREE ! Tanaka is gone. Lynn rolls up Awesome. ONE ! TWO ! KICKOUT ! Awesome is annoyed and goes for the Awesome Bomb but Lynn drops behind. SCHOOL BOY ! ONE ! TWO ! KICKOUT ! Awesome gives Lynn a German Suplex and then goes to the top rope with a chair but Lynn Springboard Dropkicks the chair into his face and meets him on the top. SUPER PILEDRIVER ! Both men are down and Lynn struggles to get the cover. ONE ! TWO ! KICKOUT ! Lynn is frustrated and goes up top and dives off but Awesome catches him with a Powerslam ! ONE ! TWO ! KICKOUT ! Awesome then picks up Lynn in a Gorilla Press but Lynn pokes him in the eye. CRADLE PILEDRIVER ! ONE ! TWO ! THREE ! Winner : Jerry Lynn Match Rating : **** Match 5 Weapons in a Cell Tommy Dreamer v Brian Lee Dreamer is reluctant to enter but Sandman attacks him from behind with a cane and throws him in. The door is locked. Lee hits Dreamer with a VCR. Lee then throws Dreamer in the ring. Lee puts Dreamer in the Gorilla Press position and then throws him from the middle of the ring, into the cell and Dreamer hits the concrete. Lee follows with a golf club. Dreamer picks up a wrench and hits Lee with it. Dreamer then throws Lee into the ring steps. Dreamer throws the steps in the ring. He then throws Lee in as well. Dreamer goes to the top rope with a wrench and hits Lee with it. HOLY SHIT ! He aint satisfied and pulls out some Razor Wire. He then gives Lee a Suplex onto it. Lee is out. The drama then begins. Sandman returns with a pair of pliars. He cuts through the lock in the door and makes his appearance. He canes the living hell out of Dreamer. He then goes under the ring and pulls out a ladder. He sets it up in the corner and Russian Legsweeps Dreamer into it. He puts Lee on top. ONE ! TWO ! KICKOUT ! RAVEN ! Raven comes out with a Steel Chair. HE HITS DREAMER ! Sabu comes out with a chair and starts to hit Lee, Sandman and Raven. Van Dam comes out and joins in. The heels are getting the better of the faces when the lights go out. They come back on, HOLY SHIT ITS AUSTIN ! Austin kills everyone with chairs including the faces when the lights go off again. TAZ ! TAZ ! He looks Austin in the eye. BELLY 2 BELLY ! Austin runs and is chased by Taz. Somehow, we are down to Lee and Dreamer. Dreamer tries to escape and climbs the cell. Lee follows after he throws a chair up but they are followed by Sabu, RVD, Raven and Sandman. Sandman canes Sabu twice in the face. RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP THROUGH THE RAMP ! SHIT ! Rob Van Dam and Raven fight Raven has the chair. VAN DAMINATOR ! RAVEN GOES OFF THE CELL ! Van Dam goes over to Dreamer and Lee, HE HITS DREAMER WITH THE CHAIR ! Lee looks shocked so he chokeslams RVD through the roof of the cell and onto the ring. WOW ! Lee then chokeslams Dreamer into the first row. Lee comes down. Lee throws Dreamer into the ring and goes for the cover. LIGHTS OUT ! There is a delay before they come back on. ITS . . . ITS GOTTA BE . . . ITS GOTTA BE THE BIG RED MACHINE ! He Chokeslams Lee and puts Dreamer on top. ONE ! TWO ! THREE ! Winner : Tommy Dreamer Match Rating : ***** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest Risk Report post Posted April 18, 2002 Good job for your first try. Could use better puncuationand less caps, but still good. I like the idea of a Light Heavyweight belt in ECW. So we now have... The World Heavyweight Championships The World Light Heavyweight Championships The Television Heavyweight Championships The World Tag Team Championships Coolness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
