A Take on the Wrestling Universe Post SurSer 1997

[Steve J. Rogers 0]

Back in 1997 I saw this guy was taking fan submissions for Wrestling "Fan Fict" and that started my writing juices to start flowing so here is part one of two that I wrote for this site: http://members.tripod.com/Griff_4/medieval.html

 

I had planned more but never got around to it.

 

Just an interesting thing to put up, maybe I'll continue it from here on out

 

Note, this was using all personalities during the winter of 1997

and I was just taking segemnts out of the various shows to serve my storylines, rather than go through the minute of entire programs:

 

Bret "The HitMan" Hart VS. Shawn Michaels IV: The One To Settle The Score

by Steven(sic) J. Rogers

 

 

THE RETURN:

 

Its RAW IS WAR a week after D-X descirated Bret Hart's last match with the midget Bret vs Shawn Michales. D-X is in the ring spewing off their usual monolouge when a familiar voice eminates from a mike in the crowd:

 

VOICE: Well, well well Boy Toy. (D-X is stunned and starts looking around the arena untill Bret Hart stands up and everyone sees its him) Thought you had seen the last of me huh? Well I was on my way down South when I saw that crap you and your Degeneriates pulled last week. And you know what Shawn Michaels? We do have unfinished buisness. And I am here to issue you that challenge right here. And if you have any guts left, you and I will get this settled ONE ON ONE.

 

SHAWN: BRET THE MARKED MAN HART! Are you sure you want your geriactic ass whupped by me again? I have beaten you for THIS(Holds up the heavyweight belt) twice, I just shoved you down South were you can play in that Jurrassic Park Federation. But if YOU WANT ONE MORE MATCH WITH THE HEARTBREAK KID? WELL. I'LL GIVE YOU ONE!

 

(At this point HHH gets pissed and starts to tell Shawn off but Shawn just pushes him aside)

 

BRET: Any time, any place.(throws mike down and heads out through the crowd.)

 

SHAWN: Of course Bret. Any where, any time is all I need to prove ONCE AGAIN that THE HEART BREAK KID IS THE ICON! THE SHOWSTOPPER! THE MAAIN EVENT! (Shawn throws mic down and leaves, totally ignoring a shocked and upset HHH)

 

JERRY LAWLER: WOW! I can't belive what just happened J R. But Bret Hart must be a real idiot if he thinks he can come back and challenge D-X like that! HA HA What an idiot!

 

JR: Well King. This certiantly is a surprising, shocking development. We never thought we'd see Bret Hart again. He was finished. He left. Now he returns to make one last challenge to the heveyweight champion Shawn Michaels.

 

(A week later on RAW Vince McMahon comes out to speak about the events the week before)

 

VINCE: Last week. Right here on RAW. Bret "The Hitman" Hart came out, and issued a challenge to WWF champion Shawn Michaels. The two men then came to me, seperatly and expressed intrest in getting one more, final match. While yes, Bret Hart is under contract with another company at this time, he has been cleared to fight in this last fight. (crowd cheers) However, after talking with one of the heads of the aforementioned company, I have decided to make this a non-title match(crowd boos) But. What this match will be is a no disqualification, no interference steel cell match. Both Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels have assured me that their respective entourages will be barred from the ring area at the time of the match to be held THIS SUNDAY NIGHT! At a special joint Pay Per View with that other company to be held at Madison Square Garden in New York(The crowd erupts as McMahon leaves the ring).

 

THE PPV:

 

Its a special WWF/WCW event live from MSG. With Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler, Tony Schivone and Larry Zybsko at the mikes. Besides the main event the card featured 10 other bouts featuring stars from WWF vs stars from WCW/NWO:

 

KEVIN NASH vs KANE:

 

Several of the wrestlers were asked who they would like to fight in this card. Nash had this to say: "I'd just love to get that Kane dude and teach him that there can be ONLY ONE. Yup. I want to show the world that I AM the true BIG DADDY COOL! So expect some VIP, very intense pain cause its Diesel time and I am JUST TOO SSSSSSSSWWWWWEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, Vince, sorry for screwing up your story line HAHAHA!" In any event Nash acctually comes out to the match as Diesel(his old singlet) and starts right off the bat against Kane. The match is a complete squash as Nash puts Kane away with the Jacknife Powerbomb

 

GIANT vs. KURRAGAN:

 

Another squash as Giant proved he was much more versitale than the 7ft tree Kurragan. One chokeslam was all the big man needed.

 

MENG vs. MANKIND: (Special submisson match)

 

In a match that fitted the Tonga Death Grip vs Mandible Claw the loser had to submit to the winners finisher. After a good long 5 minutes of the two killing each other Mankind was the first to slip on his finsiher. It took a while but Meng's strong arms were able to pry Mankind's hand out of his mouth and then he slapped on the TDG to which Mankind had no answer to and submitted.

 

CURT HENNIG vs. HUNTER HURST HEMSLEY:

 

HHH Vs Mr. Perferct as the two slugged it out for a long time early in the match. HHH went to work on Hennig's knees and back, trying to injure the nWo star even more. Then Hennig quickly turned the tide but HHH reversed it and was about to apply the Pedigrie when Ric Flair came to ringside to shout something to HHH. Unfourtuanly HHH couldn't hear Flair and let Hennig go to get what Ric said. Hennig used it to his advantage by sneaking up and hitting HHH from the back and began to put on the Hennig-Plex. As he was hoisting it up though Chyna reached through the ropes for a low blow causing Henning to drop HHH right on top of him. The ref made the three count and HHH got the win. Then Hennig went out of the ring to attack Flair. When the two got at it HHH saw this and joined in, wheeling Flair around and cold cocking him, and did the same to Hennig and did crotch chops to the both of them as he and Chyna left.

 

TAKA MICHINISOU vs. REY MISTERIO JR:

 

A battle of cruserweight/liteweights. A match full of great high flying action and high risk manuevers with Rey getting the brunt of the hurting. Rey eventually came out victorious though and the two shook hands out of mutual respect afterwards.

 

LEX LUGER vs. THE UNDERTAKER:

 

A match of big men was pretty much dominated by UT early on but Luger made his usual comeback and won via the Torture Rack.

 

DEAN MALENKO vs. STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN:

 

One of the most brutal match ups of all time as these two fierce and focused competitiors put on a clinc of how a wrestling match should be. Malenko tried for the Texas Cloverleaf but some how Austin grabed hold of Malenko's ankle and got Dean off balance. Austin then got up and gave the wobbling Iceman a Stone Cold Stunner and passed out on top of him for the win.

 

CHRIS BENOIT vs. CACTUS JACK:

 

Hardcore legend vs hardcore star. Another brutal matchup with no clear advantage as the two used everything against each other. Eventually Benoit had the Crossface on Jack but some how Cactus reversed it and turned it into a sleeper of his own and got the win.

 

SCOTT HALL vs. ROCKY MAIVIA:

 

HALL: Aye Yo! Well, lets see. The last time I was here. Was prior to the forming of the N W O. So, I guess all of ya in the Big Apple know about my little surrvey, cause I think TNT and TBS are availible up here as we don't come through here. Anyway, the deal is, either you are with US, or you are not. And so. Is every one here to see, WCW? (mixed reaction) Okay, okay. Now. Is everybody here to see the "Superstars of the World Wrestling Federation?" (lots of loud cheers) Well, I expected nothing less. OR. Or is everybody here. In New York City here to see the (crowd chants along) N...W...O Its close, but I'd have to say. New York is defininatly nWo country. Aye yo. (puts a mike in the Rock's face and Rock is not pleased) You are (mimicks Rocks voice) The ROCK? Right.

 

ROCK: Thats right and...

 

HALL: (interrupts) Okay, whatever. All I know is that you and some friends of yours created an nwo ripoff, am I right?

 

Its here that Rocky slaps Hall, knocking the mic out of his hands and starting the match. Hall gets most of the advantage as he is the crafty veteran in the matchup. The Rock regains the advantge for a short period but Hall is too experienced and eventually ends it with an Edge.

 

(Prior to the next match the cameras showed D-X's locker room with HHH and Shawn talking to each other about the match:)

 

HHH: Shawn. I can't...I just can't let you do this. Why?

 

SHAWN: Why not. I've beaten the bastard twice before. I can do it again.

 

HHH: We won't be there at ringside. Who knows what Hart has hiding under that ring.

 

SHAWN: Hunter, Hunter, Hunter. Stop worrying. I've beaten him all by myself twice before. I know I can beat him.

 

HHH: I know you can kick his a** but the fact is, he could kill you tonight.

 

SHAWN: Or I could kill him. What the-(notices the camera guy) What are you doing? Get outta here. (the camera turns off and we head back to the ring)

 

RIC FLAIR vs KEN SHAMMROCK:

 

The last match before the main event turns out to be a supurb one as Flair keeps Shammrock off balance all night. Sort of rope-a-dope, not letting Shammrock get an inch of him lest he snaps and kills the Nature Boy. Eventually Ric is able to get Shammrock down and puts on the figure four. As Shammrock taps out HHH comes running down and attacks Flair as he has Shammrock in the hold. Flair releases Shammrock and chases HHH back to the dressing room.

 

Its time for the Main Event of the evening

 

The cell is being set and the crew run one last promo highliting the two

stars.

 

The electricity is in the air now as the ring annoncer starts the

introductions

 

First Shawn Michaels. But instead of the D-X song blaring "Sexy Boy" is

playing but for once Michaels comes down unadorned(just his wreslting

pants and boots) and looking cocky and focused as he enters the cage.

 

Then out comes Bret Hart. Hart steps into the cage and right away Shawn

attacks, even though Bret's shades and jacket are still on.

 

Bret comes back by ramming Shawn's head into the steel cage. Shawn then

trips Bret and starts to put on a Sharpshooter but Hart slithers out of

it, and gets enough time to remove his jacket and shades.

 

The match is looking more like a brawl then a match as the two take turns

slamming the other into the steel cage. Bret then decides to slap on a

sharpshooter but Shawn quickly reverses and gives Bret a superkick.

Shawn then tries to go up on the ropes and excute a flying elbow but Bret

moves out the way.

 

The match see-sawed like this untill about 20 minutes when Shawn decided

that he would just end it right there with some SCM. Bret was getting up

on the other side of the ring when he saw Shawn "strike up the band".

Bret swerved away and Shawn ended up sending his foot through the cage.

Seeing the oppertunity Bret went right away to attacking the leg caught

in the cage. As soon as Shawn finnaially got himself free after about

five minutes Bret was right there to lock on the Sharpshooter. Shaen

couldn't counter but he wasn't submitting. Hart applied more presure by

moving pulling Shawn's legs more and more upwards but Shawn still

wouldn't submit. Bret then released the hold and tried to pummel Shawn

to death. Shawn somehow got out of Bret's clutches and knocked him down

so he could apply the Sharpshooter on Bret. Same results only Bret was

in their for at least ten minutes and not submitting. After Shawn broke

the hold Bret rolled him into a smallpackage and tried a pin fall but was

unsuccessfull. So Bret then slapped the Sharpshooter back on Shawn for a

good long 5-10 minutes untill Shawn just couldn't respond and passed out.

 

Bret Hart was victourus. As Shawn Michaels had to be strectured out

Bret, very hurting and exaushted took a house mike and started talking:

 

BRET: Whew. What a match. I didn't think the Boy Toy had it in him.

Anyway. I'd just wanted to take this oppertunity to thank all the WWF

fans for their support of me over the years. Even you American hyenas.

I'd just thought I owed you all one great match before I go down to WC...

 

AUSTIN: NOW HOLD ON ONE DAMN MINUTE SON!

 

(Steve Austin has just appeared at the top of the enterance ramp and

makes his way to the ring)

 

YOU ARE SAYING THAT THIS IS YOUR LAST MATCH ASSOICIATED WITH THE WWF?

 

HART: Yeah. Thats right.

 

AUSTIN: WELL IT FIGURES THAT A YELLOW, OR SHOULD I SAY PINK BASTARD LIKE

YOU WOULD SKIP OUT OF TOWN WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A SECOND THOUGHT TO SOME

UNSETTLED BUISNESS.

 

HART: I HAVE TO MOVE ON AUSTIN. AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT KIND OF

CHALLENGE YOU WANT. MY CARREAR IN WWF IS OVER! I'M OFFICIALLY WCW NOW

 

AUSITN: (Austin is now in the ring)SO THATS YOUR WEAK ASSED BOTTOM LINE

HUH? YOU COME BACK AND

CARRY SHAWN MICHAELS, SOMEONE I CAN LOAD A WHOLE 40 ONCE OF WHUPASS ON IN

UNDER 15 MINUTES, FOR ABOUT AN HOUR. AND NOW YOU THINK YOU CAN SLITTHER

DOWN SOUTH WITH ALL THOSE GERRIACTIC DINOSAURS? WELL THE BOTTOM LINE IS

YOU STILL HAVE ONE MORE CHALLENGE AND THATS FROM ME. AND THATS THE

DAMNEST BOTTOM LINE I EVER BOTTOM LINED

 

HART: (Shakes his head) AUSTIN, I'D LOVE TO FINISH THE SCORE BUT I HAVE

TO MOVE ON TO OTHER THINGS.

 

AUSTIN: OH, I GET IT NOW BRET. YOU MUST BE ALITTLE HARD OF HEARING,

SO HEARS A LITTLE SIGN LANUGAUE FOR YA! (Holds up a double bird) AND IN

CASE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT...(knee to Hart's gut and the Stone Cold

Stunner) AUSTIN 3:16 BRET SAYS I WILL HAUNT AND STALK YOUR LITTLE PIECE

OF TRASH ASS UNTILL WE HAVE A FIGHT. AND IF YOU THINK YOU OWE THESE FANS ONE

MORE MATCH, WELL...(starts to talk to the fans) WHO HERE IN MSG WANTS ME

TO WHUP BRET HARTS PINK AND BLACK ASS JUST GIVE ME A...(holds mike up as

the crowd goes: OH HELL YEAH)

 

OH HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Before leaving Austin gives another double bird to a still out cold Bret

Hart as the PPV ends

[Steve J. Rogers 0]

This is part two featuring the match between Hart and Austin:

 

Its the Monday after the Hart/Michales matchup in my last story and so Nitro begins, but the announcing crew seems alittle shocked to see Eric Bischoff storm to the ring, mic in hand with a very p-oed look on his face. Bischoff enters the ring and addresses the crowd:

 

BISCHOFF: Lets cut to the chase. Last night...Last night for the very first, and ONLY time. Myself and Vince McMahon were partners in a joint wrestling event. It was made CLEAR to me that it would be the ONLY time members to two different organizations would face each other in an event like that. Plus KNOWING how much BRET HART wanted to give those jerk-off WWF fans one last CLEAN match against Michael Hickenbottom (Author's note, WCW has often tweaked WWF/ECW by reffering to other orgainzation's personel by their real names)I RELUCTANTLY agreed to the event.

 

Now. Last night. Steve Austin, who faced our Dean Malenko last night, came to both me and Vince and requested a shot at Bret Hart. Since both Vince and myself knew that Bret was under contract with WCW we told Austin that that was NO longer a possibility and we told that PEA-brain not to do ANYTHING irrational or brash.

 

But since as Forrest Gump would say, Stupid is as Stupid does. Stone Cold, or should I say, Mushy Lukewarm Steve Austin showed up at the end of the match, challenged, and attacked Bret Hart.

 

Now. There is a reason why Austin is NO LONGER with WCW, and that is it. The man is out of control.

 

Austin. I have made sure that security will NOT LET YOU INTO ANY BUILDING A WCW EVENT IS BEING HELD!(With that, about twenty rows behind Bischoff in the crowd Stone Cold Steve Austin stands up and makes his way to the ring and the crowd roars with anticipation while Bischoff thinks the crowd is roaring for him) IN fact Steve Austin. If you come anywhere near me or any WCW employee I WILL personally knock that HOT air you have right out of your (bleep) And thats the bottom line! (by now Austin is in the ring, standing behind Bischoff with a huge grin on his face) BISCHOFF THREE SIX...(Austin taps him on the shoulder which spins Bischoff around to see Austin. Bischoff stammers and basically looks like a deer in head lights as Austin delivers a stunner)

 

AUSTIN: I'VE BEEN WAITING THREE LONG YEARS TO DO THAT AND I JUST FEEL LIKE SAYING A (Crowd joins in) OHHHHHHHHHHHH HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

FIRST LET ME GET THIS CRAPPY PIECE OF TRACH OUT OF THE RING(Kicks Bischoff out of the ring) Now! Can someone back there get that pink piece of trash Bret the (bleep)man Hart out here so I can open a whole keg of whoop-ass?

 

(Bret Hart comes out onto the entranceway and has a sly look on his face and mic in hand)

 

HART: Well. I see you found your way down here. Somehow you rattle-snaked your way past security, but like any snake in the ground, you can be stomped on very easily.

 

AUSTIN: Whatever you say Bret. But the bottom line is this. I layed out a challenge for you. And since we are both here tonight, lets get this thing settled right here and right now.

 

HART: I'd loved to Austin. But right now I have things to take care of here in WCW.

 

AUSTIN: So thats it you coward. Running away. That seems what people do whenever Stone Cold Steve Austin wants them.

 

HART: Well Austin. You may say I'm running, but I did not come prepared(rasies his hand, and with that Chris Benoit charges from the crowd, hits the ring and slaps the Crippler Crossface on Austin) NEVER MESS WITH CANADA YOU WORTHLESS TEXAS TRASH!

 

(Hart charges the ring and slaps the Sharpshooter on Austin as Benoit still has the Crossface on tight. Finally Austin passes out so Hart and Benoit leave the ring and security drages Austin out of the arena)

 

About an hour later on Raw, D-X(HHH, HBK, and Chyna) come out with belts in hand.

 

HBK: Well. I may have lost the decison. But THE HEARTBREAK KID STILL HAS THE GOLD! Now I know all of you wanted me to whup that pink meanace all the way OUT of wrestling. But BRET HART! YOU HAVE NOT WON THE WAR!

 

Now, Triple H, you have something to say?

 

HHH: Yeah Shawn. I do. Last night I had Curt "Perfect" Hennig set up for the Pedigree, but that glory hog, washed up, bannana nosed has-been Richard Morgan Fleihr wanted victories against Hennig all to himself. So what did he do? He distracted me into letting down my guard, almost costing me the victory. If it wasn't for Chyna, Hennig would have beaten me. So, Flair. I know you have a rather LARGE nose, which is about your largest redeming feature. But since you cannot beat Curt Hennig, that doesn't mean you have to stick that large pecker...er, I mean nose into someone else's buisness. Other wise that person, like me for example would be glad to put you permantly OUT of the buisness.

 

(Shawn takes back the mike and the interview concludes)

 

Meanwhile an hour later on Nitro, Mean Gene brings Flair out:

 

FLAIR: MEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN WHOO! GEEEEEEEENEEEEEEEEEE AN HOUR AGO. An hour ago on another wrestling program. An immature punk named Jean-Paul Hevleque(I don't know the real spelling) came out and insulted me. Well Mister H. As a matter of fact. As a matter of priniple. I have curpious notes on each and every member of the Four Horsemen so in the event that they become EX-Horsemen. I know how to kick their asses. So. I saw what you were doing to Curt Hennig and you were NOT styling and profyling. I have known Curt Hennig for a LONG time. And I know you can not put him OUT with a joke move like your pedigree. So I was trying to tell you what to do to beat him. I actually HAD some respect for you Helmsley. But after last night and tonight you have proven your self not worthy to be mentioned with THE NATURE BOY! And. If you think you are gonna put The Nature Boy out of the buisness? Ask Dusty Rhodes, Harley Race, Terry Funk, Ricky Steamboat, Ronnie Garvin, Magnum T.A., Lex Luger, Sting, Hogan, and others how to do it, and they will ALL tell you. THERE...IS...NO...STOPING...THE...WHOOOO! NATURE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(Struts and leaves the ring)

 

A Few Weeks later RAW opens with a startling announcement:

 

JIM ROSS: Uh folks. We are live in Hersey Pennsylvania but there have been no sign of Steve Austin, or members of D-X. Now DX's Triple H was supposed to be in a match tonight against D-Lo Brown and Austin was slated for interview time but now we can nont find any of them here and around the building. Vince McMahon has stated that we will get some subtitutes for Triple H and Austin probably later in the show.

 

An half hour later on Nitro live in Philly Ric Flair has the legs of Alex Wright ready for a Figure Four. A Quick Whoo! and rasing of 4 fingers and Flair executes a perfect move. But as Wright starts to tap out Shawn Michales and Triple H dash from the crowd and into the ring where they attack Flair from behind with both of their title belts. Bret Hart then runs in to make the save on Flair leading to a staredown with Michales in the center of the ring, in the meantime Flair puts Helmsley in the round the ringpost figure four. Out of nowhere then comes Steve Austin(from the crowd) to give stunners to both Michales and Hart. Flair releases the move and watchs HHH collapse on the floor holding his knee cap and hits the ring and seems to say some words to Austin. The two have a short conversation and leave the ring seperatly.

 

The following week both WCW and WWF announce that due to the actions of Austin and D-X that there will be a follow-up PPV with a double main event: Flair vs Helmsley in a no-DQ match and Hart vs. Austin. The undercard would also be made up of mixed federation matches.

 

Live from San Antonio Texas its a special WWF/WCW/NWO PPV featuring the stars of both federations.

 

Match One: Owen Hart/Chris Benoit vs Buff Bagwell/Brian Christopher

 

 

 

 

 

The first match of the card is a mixed tag team match. Benoit and Hart come down first very focused to Hart's music while Buff and Brian come seperatly and mocking the other's poses. Benoit starts the match off with Bagwell and unloads on the nWo star. Buff tries to tag Christopher but to no avail as the punishment continues. A tag made to Owen brings in Christopher but that brings the same result. In an effort to stop the bleeding Christopher runs into his own corner and clothslines Bagwell into the match, and right into the waiting arms of Owen Hart's Sharpshooter, Christopher runs in to interfer but is met with a Benoit takeddown into the Crossface. Bagwell submits, end of match, but Owen quickly gets a mic:

 

HART: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH AND ITS TIME FOR A CHANGE! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH AND ITS TIME FOR A CHANGE! Chris Benoit and myself are both sick and tired of being sick and tired of our promotions barely promoting us. FROM NOW ON! WE ARE TAKING OVER! YOU HERE THAT MCMAHON, BISCHOFF, WHOEVER ELSE WANTS TO LISTEN? (he flips the mic to Benoit)

 

BENOIT: Thats right folks. Chris Beniot and Owen Hart. As a tag team you can call us the Canadian Cripplers. And we are serving WCW, WWF, NWO, whatever, notice. But we are gonna grow. Just you tune in tommorrow on Nitro. And then we are taking names and kicking the asses of anyone who gets in our way(with that the two leave the ring)

 

Match 2: The Giant vs The Nation (Farroq, Rock, Kamma, Henry and D-Lo)

 

 

 

 

 

A gimmick Gauntlent match that has D-Lo first up with the Giant, unfourtuanly he gets a quick chokeslam and out. Next up Kamma who getsz some offense in but is quickly choked slamed. Mark Henry then jumps in and tries some offense but the Giant goes for the Moonsault for the pin. Farroq is next and stays in the match long enough to wear down the Giant but eventually gets choked slammed. In comes the Rock who acctually decides its better to stay away from the Giant and leaves the ring to be counted out but gets into a confrontation with Farroq over it. After the countout is finalized the Giant steps out of the ring and chokeslames both Farroq and the Rock on the entrance ramp.

 

Match 3: Taka Michinisu vs Chris Jericho

 

 

 

 

 

Its a unification bout for the Cruiserweight champs. Jericho gets a leg up by putting on a relentless assault on the young Japanese star. In fact Taka is pretty much taken out of the match and Jericho applies the Lion Tamer for the win

 

Match 4: Shawn Michales vs Scott Hall

 

 

 

 

 

Hall comes out with blue jeans and a sweatshirt:

 

HALL: Aye Yo! Now the folks who put this show together thought that one of the fans most favorite series of matches of the 90's was Razor Ramon vs Shawn Michales(the crowd roars) Now. Shawn and myself 0agreed that it would be a good idea to give you all one more match between Shawn and...(removes sweatshirt and jeans to reveal full Razor Ramon garb) The Bad Guy! So Chico! Shawn, Ya better get you ass out here so I can kick it man.

 

Out comes Shawn Michales to "Sexy Boy" but Shawn just can't help holding back some chuckles and smirks as he comes down. Once he gets in the ring he and Scott shake hands and wish the other a good fight. Its a pretty routine match between the two but the finish comes with Razor putting Shawn up for the Edge, but Shawn slithers down and reverses it and executes it on Razor and gets the pin. Shawn helps Razor up and the two walk out of the ring together.

 

Match 5: Steiners vs LOD

 

 

 

 

 

A classic match between two of the all time great tag teams. The winner are the Steiners.

 

Match 6: Goldberg vs Ken Shamrock

 

A match of shoot fighters. While Goldberg has a size advantage, Shammrock makes up in smarts and winds up making Goldberg tap out with the ankle lock submisson.

 

Match 7 Ric Flair vs Hunter Hearst Hemsley

 

 

 

 

 

Michael Buffer enters the ring for the first of two main events:

 

When announcing HHH all of a subben Beethoven's "Ode To Joy" blares out as Hemsley comes out deck to the nines with a great robe with Chyna by his side. HHH does a little mock strut as he enters the ring.

 

Flair comes out next but as he gets half way to the ring he grabs a mic and starts talking:

 

FLAIR: WHOOOOOOOOOOO! Now Hemsley! You don't think for a second that I was gonna come out here and let you have a two to one advantage on the Nature Boy do you. 'Cause I have an anwser for that Amozonian you've got standing next to you. In fact. She can go toe to toe with many men in pro-wrestling today. In fact! She is ALL WOMAN! So! Without, any further ado! WHOOO! OH WOMAN OH WOMAN! WON'T CHA MARRY ME NOW! WHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Out comes Woman to stand by Flair's side and the enter the ring together. Chyna glares at Woman who promptly does a running forearm to knock Chyna down. Woman then picks Chyna up and powerbombs her out of the ring and starts a good old catfight outside the ring.

 

HHH is stunned as he watches so he doesn't notice Flair chopping him in the back starting the match. HHH counters with some chops of his own and an eye rake. Flair tries to go back on the offensive with an Irish Whip across the ring. HHH ducks the running lariet and pushes Flair out of the ring. Using this to his advantage HHH starts pounding Flair's body parts into the ring post. That is untill Woman chokes HHH with her necklace. HHH spins around to strike Womn but notices that Flair has gotten a hold of Chyna as she was about to low blow him. Flair sees HHH so he plants a nice wet one on Chyna. To which HHH grabs Flair and hurls him back into the ring. HHH then tries for a figure four but Flair blocks it and gets back to his feet. The match continues on untill it gets back on the floor where HHH notices that Woman has the upper hand in her catfight against Chyna. He goes to help when Flair attempts and successes with a suicide dive and starts pounding HHH. Shawn Michales comes out to help HHH and Chyna but is met by Arn Anderson who gets a hold of Michales and DDTs him. Flair drags HHH back to the ring to apply the Figure Four. HHH can't counter and weakly taps out.

 

MAIN EVENT: STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN vs BRET THE HITMAN HART

 

 

 

 

 

The announcers notice that Flair and Anderson are still hanging around as SCSA and Bret Hart enter the ring During the match the two are seen convering with each other.

 

The match starts off as a brawl as the two battle outside and inside the ring. Austin gets an early advantage leaving Hart no oppertunity to collect his thoughts. The relentless Rattlesnake eventually gets a Stunner on Hart, but Hart kicks out, which stuns Austin. Austin picks Hart up and throws him out of the ring so he can do some more damgae0. As Austin is on the floor Owen Hart sneaks down and opens a six pack of whoop ass on Austin, giving Bret some time to rest. AA sees Hart and is about to make his move when Ken Shammrock makes the save and bralws with Owen to the back. Austin gets back in the ring with Bret who gives Austin a clothsline and starts the sharpshooter, but the rattlesnake slithers out of Brets graps and takes him down. Austin sees his oppertunity and applies a sharpshooter of his own. Hart doesn't give up as Austin applies the pressure for a good 5 minutes. Austin then points directly at Ric Flair and turns the Sharpshooter into a Figure Four leglock. Hart is still not giving up so Austin releases the hold, grabs Bret into a DDT position and Austin poins at Anderson as he falls back. Austin then dleivers three more DDTs and tires the pin. Hart still kicks out at two. By now Austin is wondering what the hell does it take to beat this guy, so he goes with wha he knows best. He knees Hart in the gut and stuns him. Then he pulls Hart back up and does it again, and again, and a final fourth time. This time sure that Hart is out cold Austin goes for the pin and its one-two-three.

 

Flair and Anderson jump in the ring to neet with Austin. Some words are exchanged and heads are nodded and Austin holds up four fingers with Flair and Anderson as the PPV ends.