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Cocks, Locks and terrorists

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In comparing the Madrid bombings to the 9-11 terrorist attacks in the United States, there are some numerical ties.

 

There were 911 days in-between the terror attacks in Madrid and Sept. 11, 2001 -- or 9-11 as it has become known -- when al-Qaida-backed terrorists slammed planes into the Pentagon, a field in Pennsylvania and the World Trade Center towers in New York, destroying them.

 

The Madrid bombings -- which happened on 3-11 -- also came 2-1/2 years to the day after the 9-11 attacks.

 

 

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RUSSIA is a cold place and men look for love wherever they can get it, but a Russian man has gone almost too far in the search for romance.

The unnamed man has been told he will have a bent penis for the rest of his life after trapping it in a padlock.

 

Moscow firemen freed the 20-year-old using cold water, grease and bolt cutters after a sex game went wrong.

 

A doctor at the hospital treating the lovelorn so-and-so says: "His penis will be bent to one side but it will still function."

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