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I talked to a mark today....

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Here are various things that came from him....

 

-Steve Blackman does not suck and he is the greatest hardcore champion ever(is that a compliment?)

 

-The hardcore title is the best in the WWF

 

-He refused to believe that Hall/Bradshaw is a match and that Kane won't be wrestling at Backlash because of a bicep injury...he even offered a $20 bet that he'll wrestle there-I hope he is serious

 

-More on Steve Blackman...according to him, Haku could not possibly kick Blackman's ass in a real fight, in response to my saying that Haku would kill Blackman

 

-Hogan/HHH will be a good match(I think that's common, though)

 

-Edge is not only much better than Christian, but Edge carried their tag team(he's entitled to his opinion on the first even though I highly disagree, but the second part is so ridiculous)

 

-He refuses to believe that Hogan ever used politics.

 

-Tajiri is gay... he said this when we were naming our favorites

 

Here's my fav.

-Blackman is better than Angle(jeez, a Blackman mark...do those exist?)

 

Anyway, just needed to get those off my chest. Feel free to comment.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered

my little brother stills insists that hulk hogan is way better than Chris Benoit and That Kevin Nash was the Greatest WCW champ ever.

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Guest Mik at Cornell

Lol that's awesome. I don't think those are typical mark opinions though.

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Guest What?!

Well to be fair, I think Steve Blackman could make a case for best Hardcore Champion.

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Guest buffybeast
my little brother stills insists that hulk hogan is way better than Chris Benoit and That Kevin Nash was the Greatest WCW champ ever.

 

LMAO, please tell my your brother is like 10 years old!??  Kevin Nash was the greatest WCW champion?  Hogan better than Benoit?  Oh God, I can't stop laughing!!

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my little brother stills insists that hulk hogan is way better than Chris Benoit and That Kevin Nash was the Greatest WCW champ ever.

I nearly pissed my pants from laughing so hard

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Guest Special K

Yeah, I actually enjoyed Blackman as hardcore champ, though it was sort of in the 'lovable dork' vein for me. "IT'S PARTY TIME" actually got pops. also I'll always remember that submission he used... half crab with a strap held over his shoulder to choke the opponent. Plus I mark for kendo sticks. But hell, my roommate and li'l brother are big marks and they mark out for Angle's goofiness and wrestling like mad, and are always loving Tajiri's kicks. (Course i prepped them with the ultimate slaughtering by Tajiri... vs. Corino @ HH 2000). Anyway, as I've said a million times, Hogan should have put off the red and yellow till the end, cause his pops while still pretty strong, are noticably fading.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
my little brother stills insists that hulk hogan is way better than Chris Benoit and That Kevin Nash was the Greatest WCW champ ever.

I nearly pissed my pants from laughing so hard

it's funny too you but I have to live with him.

 

I took him to New Blood Rising in Vancouver, and he was cheering VInce Russo!!!!!!!!!!

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Guest Human Fly

Steve Blackman was comedy gold with Head Cheese though. Al Snow can make anyone interesting.

 

Anyway I was talking to someone and the only reason they watch Raw is because of the NWO and Goldust. Long matches suck, and backstage segments rule

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Guest Eric the Eagle

I remember talking to this ULTRA-Hogan mark (apparently his fondest memory ever was Hogan slamming Earthquake. To each his own, I guess), when I let slip that I was going to a wrestling school myself.

 

He immideately offered to tag with me in case I ever needed a partner, since he "remembered every Hulk Hogan pose".

 

Luckily, I haven't seen him since...

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Guest The Bad Guy
it's funny too you but I have to live with him.

 

I took him to New Blood Rising in Vancouver, and he was cheering VInce Russo!!!!!!!!!!

 

I cheered Russo too... of course not at New Blood Rising [Wasn't there.]... but Russo kicked ass. Russo is God.

 

----

 

The following post was from your resident Vince Russo mark.

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Guest evenflowDDT

Yea, marks are good people at heart, they just have different tastes in wrestling than smarks do.  I remember I was talking to my friend's little brother and he was talking about how much he liked Lita and the Hardyz and I just didn't have the heart to tell him how I really felt on the matter.  Not that he would've got it or agreed with me anyway...

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why not let these people have their own opinions.  If a guy thinks kevin nash was the best wcw champion, so be it.  If he thinks hulk hogan is better than chris beniot so be it.  How can you make fun of someone for what they like.  If you like the brewers and I were lets say a yankees fan, which I am not, but lets just say I am, should I make fun of you for liking a sub par team in my opinion, no.  I will leave this thread with this note, first grow up, get a girlfriend, get some ass, support yourself, then you can make your own opinions, but for right now, you are all scott keith zombies without your own opinions.  Think for yourselves guys.

 

--Rob

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
my little brother stills insists that hulk hogan is way better than Chris Benoit and That Kevin Nash was the Greatest WCW champ ever.

 

LMAO, please tell my your brother is like 10 years old!??  Kevin Nash was the greatest WCW champion?  Hogan better than Benoit?  Oh God, I can't stop laughing!!

No he's not 10 he's 13.

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Guest godthedog

i think we're more than entitled to make fun of these people, because while everyone's entitled to his own opinion, some opinions are more educated than others.  these are the wrestling equivalent of the people who thought 'independence day' was the greatest movie ever made the week they saw it, & now probably now think that 'gone in 60 seconds' is the greatest movie ever because it has cool cars & angelina jolie's hot.  i'm sorry, but if someone tried to argue to me that 'independence day' is a better movie than, say, 'ran', i'd laugh my fucking ass off.

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Guest AlwaysPissedOff
why not let these people have their own opinions.  If a guy thinks kevin nash was the best wcw champion, so be it.  If he thinks hulk hogan is better than chris beniot so be it.  How can you make fun of someone for what they like.  If you like the brewers and I were lets say a yankees fan, which I am not, but lets just say I am, should I make fun of you for liking a sub par team in my opinion, no.  I will leave this thread with this note, first grow up, get a girlfriend, get some ass, support yourself, then you can make your own opinions, but for right now, you are all scott keith zombies without your own opinions.  Think for yourselves guys.

 

--Rob

Oh give me a fucking break. People are going to critique other peoples' opinions no matter what. Here's something for you to chew on: At WM last year when I watched the PPV with a bunch of friends from work at Hooters, I was bombarded with stuff like "Taker RULES!" and "Angle SUCKS!". I never said a single word on how I felt about Taker at that time and just let them go on and have some fun.

 

Later on, I was asked who my favorite wrestlers were and I named Benoit and Angle among them. I got mocked in a heartbeat because, "Angle's NOTHING compared to Taker!" and "Benoit sucks because he was a WCW guy". I kept my mouth shut the entire time and let them go at it. The next PPV, I endured more of the same until I had had enough and shot back and told them all what I really felt about Taker and Kane and they left me alone.

 

Bottom line: Opinions, no matter HOW valid, will always get mocked or made fun of because that's life and trying to be a champion for all unknowledgeable marks everywhere isn't going to help jackshit.

 

Here's a simple question: Why do people get so pissy just because someone on an internet messageboard makes fun of a couple of people they know in real life? Like they REALLY give a shit about what was said on here.

 

And ANOTHER question: What does growing up, girlfriends, making a living, and sex have to do with the smart mark/average mark debate? I know people who do/have all of those things and they are some of the most immature fuckwads I've ever met.

 

And calling everyone who disagrees with you "Scott Keith zombies" was REAL mature, man. Not everyone agrees with what Keith, or any other internet personality, says. Now you are just generalizing everyone on this board to fit your own rose-colored views. And, with all the disagreements that have been popping up on this board lately, I'd hardly say that we don't have our own opinions OR don't think for ourselves.

 

 

Sometimes I wonder why I even bother...

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

The marks are victims of WWF progamming and you guys are victims of internet programming. The average mark probably thinks that Blackman can kick anyone's ass in the world because the WWF pushed him as some bad ass martial artist. You guys think Benoit is king shit because he can earn stars in point systems devised on the internet.

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

Don't get me wrong, I have ben wowed by Benoit before, but you guys act like he has turned water into wine. Maybe a better example would be the Triple H bashing.

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Guest El Satanico
...If you like the brewers and I were lets say a yankees fan, which I am not, but lets just say I am, should I make fun of you for liking a sub par team in my opinion, no...Think for yourselves guys.

Fans of inferior teams get mocked all the time. You honestly think that Bengal fans don't get mocked? Hell the owners, players, coaches and fans are mocked by sportscasters during the entire season.

 

Oh please we all know that if you were discussing baseball with a Yankees fan and told him you disliked the Yankees then after he asks, you say your favorite team are the Brewers or Expos they would mock the hell out of you. None those arrogant pricks will let you cheer an "inferior team" over their beloved Yankees.

 

Everyone has opinions and when two people have different ones then someone is going to be mocked on some level.

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Guest AlwaysPissedOff
The marks are victims of WWF progamming and you guys are victims of internet programming. The average mark probably thinks that Blackman can kick anyone's ass in the world because the WWF pushed him as some bad ass martial artist. You guys think Benoit is king shit because he can earn stars in point systems devised on the internet.

That's a pretty weak excuse. All this "anti-smart mark" garbage gets irritating as hell because it's always the SAME THING over and over again. Did it ever occur to you that SOME people may have made up their minds about Benoit(or anybody else, for that matter) WITHOUT the aid of the internet?

 

I mean, shit... I guess every single wrestling fan is a mindless sheep, eh? Just a trained seal who does tricks when prompted, eh? I know this bordering on flaming, but fuck you, man. I get tired of people coming in here and trying to pimp their lil theories on how ALL internet fans jump through hoops for Keith, Scherer, or Meltzer. It's nothing more than glorified trolling for heat and adds NOTHING to the board. If you disagree with something that was being said, then fine, go right ahead and do that because it stimulates conversation unlike jumping in on a thread and lumping damn near everybody on the board into the same pile like you're a fucking psychologist.

 

I'm finished ranting for now. Damn this shit is fucking irritating...

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Guest cobainwasmurdered

i'm with alwayspissedof i'm tired of the anti-smark smarks. I liked Benoit long before he became the internets darling.

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Guest Austin3164life

I know this one 12 year old bratty kid that is obsessed with the WWF.  He thinks that every wrestler who is a face is better than any heel.  During the Invasion storyline, this kid hated Austin with a passion.  I distinctly remember when I asked him what he thinks of Austin now (around February), he said something like "Man Stone Cold is the greatest ever! What?!".  I started laughing so hard.  Marks aren't bad, just believe whatever the WWF says to them......

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Guest big Dante Cruz

Hell, I was a Benoit fan before I ever got really "smarked".  I watched his best of seven series with Booker T and just got quite righteously pissed off that Benoit didn't win.  Why?  I was angry b/c Booker T had the TV title before all of that.  Benoit didn't rate?  Damn, I was pissed b/c the two people that got title reigns out of that were Booker T and FIT FINLEY, not Benoit.

 

Beyond that, I like Blackman because I'm a martial artist myself.  The fact that the man made his escrima sticks (that pair of shorter sticks he used) move so fast and pulled them enough to keep from killing anyone.  That's damn hard.  The man impressed me, that's that.

 

Keith sheep?  Meltzer?  Just because you tend to like a writer's style?  Or share similar opinions?  Or we agree about things they say because we never really considered it?  Okay, that's like saying someone's a Cusack sheep because you liked Grosse Point Blank or High Fidelity.  Okay, maybe not the greatest example, but you get the idea.  The anti-smark thing isn't new, it isn't clever, it's just annoying as hell and it's basically making broadbrush comments about a group you simply don't like.  Doesn't mean there's anything wrong with us, as much as you want there to be.

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Hey i'll like Jericho,Angle, Lance Storm, Undertaker and the Rock no matter what.

I KNOW that Benoit is a better wrestler than Rock and i enjoy his matches but for whatever reason i never became a Benoit fan. Saying Benoit is a better wrestler than the Rock is like saying the Yankees are better than the Expos it's a FACT. But that doesnt mean im a sheep or im stupid because I'm not a Benoit fan. I guess it comes down to people's tastes. Wrestling is is a type of entertainment. If someone finds Test or Nash entertaining than so be it. If someone likes Benoit and Lance Storm. I dont know why people call names at other people just by who entertains them the most.

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

I was actually talking about the "smarks" that think they are better than marks because they read the Torch or know what a work and a shoot is. Personally, I don't give a shit about who the marks like and why because it seems like they like who they want to like these days as opposed to the days when Hacksaw Jim Duggan or the Bushwackers got cheered out of the building because they were faces.

 

 

Keith sheep?  Meltzer?  Just because you tend to like a writer's style?  Or share similar opinions?  Or we agree about things they say because we never really considered it?  Okay, that's like saying someone's a Cusack sheep because you liked Grosse Point Blank or High Fidelity.  Okay, maybe not the greatest example, but you get the idea.  The anti-smark thing isn't new, it isn't clever, it's just annoying as hell and it's basically making broadbrush comments about a group you simply don't like.  Doesn't mean there's anything wrong with us, as much as you want there to be.

 

I get tired of people coming in here and trying to pimp their lil theories on how ALL internet fans jump through hoops for Keith, Scherer, or Meltzer. It's nothing more than glorified trolling for heat and adds NOTHING to the board. If you disagree with something that was being said, then fine, go right ahead and do that because it stimulates conversation unlike jumping in on a thread and lumping damn near everybody on the board into the same pile like you're a fucking psychologist.

 

Although I'm on this board and I am an internet fan or a smark or whatever the hell you want to call it, I would like to think that I was able to make up my own mind about certain things. I doubt I did though because I said that the ENTIRE smark community were a bunch of dumbass sheep who don't know their elbows from their assholes. Before you come jumping into the fray with your cape flapping behind you, let me state that I was addressing the people who had posted in this thread before me and were bashing the marks because they like people other than the internet darlings.

 

I know this bordering on flaming, but fuck you, man.

 

YES! YES! FUCK YOU TOO!

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Guest TheHulkster

Some people can be objective without being on the net and some people can be objective even after hearing all the net rumors. Then again, some people follow what the WWF tells them to like and hate and others follow who the net tells them to like and hate. One thing is for certain, we all have our favorites and we all love wrestling, and that is what is important. There is no need to look down on anyone for any reason. Get off your high horse.

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Well to be fair, I think Steve Blackman could make a case for best Hardcore Champion.

What is that Triple H pic in your sig from?

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