Guest Posted April 18, 2002 Report Posted April 18, 2002 I've been thinking. The only game Triple H is, is like WCW Thunder. Y'know? Boring, slow... and so monotonous and tedious that you can barely sit through 5 minutes of 'em, no less the 20 minutes that Triple H is usually boring us into a coma on our television screen.
Guest Singular Posted April 18, 2002 Report Posted April 18, 2002 Can you imagine the kids HHH and Steph would have?
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 18, 2002 Report Posted April 18, 2002 Schreechy, with huge noses oh and they'd have lots of INTENSITY~!
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted April 18, 2002 Report Posted April 18, 2002 Here's a thought Chyna started like a man, and through surgery looked like a woman Triple HH, started like a man, and through steroid abuse, probably is closer to a woman now...I wonder how his voice stays that deep... maybe stephanie....nah
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted April 18, 2002 Report Posted April 18, 2002 I dont know about him being INTENSE~! more than looking like he has some intense constipation going all the time... yup.
Guest Posted April 18, 2002 Report Posted April 18, 2002 Say what you want about him, I want that funky denim waistcoat that makes him look even *bigger* than he already is. Oh, and Intense.
Guest caboose Posted April 19, 2002 Report Posted April 19, 2002 No... INTENSITY too much... Must cover eyes... Burns skin... Don't know how much more i can take... No not the knees...
Guest Mik at Cornell Posted April 19, 2002 Report Posted April 19, 2002 What I want to know is who ever told Triple H that the jean jacket over the leather coat looked good to begin with? Even when I liked HHH I always thought that just looked so fucking gay.
Guest chirs3 Posted April 19, 2002 Report Posted April 19, 2002 Did anyone tape Smackdown? If so, go back and watch the main event. If memory serves... Jericho's Offense: Punches, clotheslines Angle's Offense: Punches, clotheslines, single German suplex Triple H's offense: Punches, running choke, high knee, back body drop, DDT, back suplex... Fuck. Edit: Forgive me. Jericho got a sleeper. And he and Angle kicked every now and then.
Guest goodhelmet Posted April 19, 2002 Report Posted April 19, 2002 What I want to know is who ever told Triple H that the jean jacket over the leather coat looked good to begin with? Even when I liked HHH I always thought that just looked so fucking gay. Dude, the sorry motherfucker is still living in the 80's when Dokken and Def Leppard were still on the charts. And someone should tell him to cut that fucking hair. But, I agree he does look like shit.
Guest Risk Posted April 19, 2002 Report Posted April 19, 2002 Paul Wight needs to fall on Hunter's injured leg...eight times.
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted April 19, 2002 Report Posted April 19, 2002 Paul Wight needs to fall on half the WWF about 8 times...hey, there's a thread. Who should Paul Wight fall on next?
Guest Posted April 19, 2002 Report Posted April 19, 2002 Paul White should fall on Steph infection... then he might get angry and have im fired... good all round, Paul would be gone, Steph would be dead, and Triple H would lose some power. heh.
Guest Posted April 19, 2002 Report Posted April 19, 2002 Triple H's offense: Punches, running choke, high knee, back body drop, DDT, back suplex... And he's been using it since pre-DX.
Guest Anglesault Posted April 19, 2002 Report Posted April 19, 2002 Paul white needs to fall on Hunter then accidently trip Mabel and have HIM fall on Hunter.
Guest oldschoolwrestling Posted April 20, 2002 Report Posted April 20, 2002 Paul white needs to fall on Hunter then accidently trip Mabel and have HIM fall on Hunter. And then King Kong Bundy and Bastian Booger come to help them up and they both fall on top as well. Dogpile!!! Smear the queer!!!
Guest Austin3164life Posted April 20, 2002 Report Posted April 20, 2002 I used to love the man because he was a great heel and he put on consistently good matches. Now he's undergone a complete metamorphosis, and he has become so slow and lethargic in the ring. Not to mention he has had a hand in Austin's/Angle's/Jericho's/and RVD's depush as of late....
Guest Posted April 20, 2002 Report Posted April 20, 2002 HHH RULLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS! He is the best wrestler in the world today tied with GOLDBERG! You guys are just jealous 'cause you want to be Triple H 'cause he is so coooolllll and you guys aren't cause the only person more coooooolllllll than Triple H is GOLDBERG SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR to all of you and one more thing: START GAME! START GAME! START GAME! START GAME! START GAME!START GAME! START GAME! START GAME! START GAME! START GAME! START GAME!START GAME! START GAME! START GAME! START GAME! START GAME! START GAME!START GAME!START GAME! START GAME! START GAME! START GAME! START GAME!START GAME!
Guest Flyboy Posted April 20, 2002 Report Posted April 20, 2002 HHH RULLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS! He is the best wrestler in the world today tied with GOLDBERG! You guys are just jealous 'cause you want to be Triple H 'cause he is so coooolllll and you guys aren't cause the only person more coooooolllllll than Triple H is GOLDBERG SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR to all of you and one more thing: START GAME! START GAME! START GAME! START GAME! START GAME!START GAME! START GAME! START GAME! START GAME! START GAME! START GAME!START GAME! START GAME! START GAME! START GAME! START GAME! START GAME!START GAME!START GAME! START GAME! START GAME! START GAME! START GAME!START GAME! Not actually... I'm just jealous I can't be as INTENSE~! as the guy. I mean... the guy can make his pecs move... that takes INTENSITY~! ??? Running High Knee to you! Make it an INTENSE~! high knee at that!
Guest Posted April 20, 2002 Report Posted April 20, 2002 He's right guys. Triple H is just to damn INTENSE for us to hate. I think we're just jealous that Triple H is so INTENSE he gets to be the WWF Champion. Or maybe Triple H just sucks?
Guest Loss4Words Posted April 21, 2002 Report Posted April 21, 2002 I can't be HHH. Damn. Guess I'll have to settle for being able to walk in 15 years and not having reproductive organs shrunk to the size of a raisin.
Guest caboose Posted April 21, 2002 Report Posted April 21, 2002 I can't be HHH. Damn. Guess I'll have to settle for being able to walk in 15 years and not having reproductive organs shrunk to the size of a raisin. Don't forget you'll also NOT be married to Stephanie 'Saggy Silicone' McMahon.
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