Promo: the steak sauce covered bastard

[Guest]

After Metal on Wednesday...

 

(The camera shows a defeated T-Bone hunched over in his chair. He looks at the card for Crimson...and sees his match between himself, "The Fallen Angel" Shawn Brody, and Xero booked, as somebody looks to get into the Euro title hunt.)

 

T-Bone: Hhmmp..."Fallen Angel," HA! Xero, didn't you die yet?

 

(T-Bone just looks over at a picture of Chris Benoit that he has on his locker, and it is of him having Eddie Guerrero in a full-nelson, ready to take him over in a Dragon Suplex.)

 

T-Bone: Hmmmm....

 

(T-Bone takes a second to reflect on what he needs to do. He's 3-2, and needs to come back from that loss, and a win over two of the JL vets could be huge.)

 

T-Bone: Well, time to start over, kids. (He looks in the camera.) Xero...Brody...you have yet felt the power of the Steak Sauce Covered Bastard. You have yet to see what a man of unlimited potential like myself is capable of. Soon, you will see that power, and all the Little T-Bone's out there will hold their A-1 Steak Sauce bottles HIGH! Because there is something out of me that you two and nobody else has seen, and when you see it, rather, FEEL it, at Crimson, you too will know the power of A-1 Steak Sauce. Xero...Brody...

 

FEAR...The Marinader.

[Guest chirs3]

*waves a sign that reads "Scott Keith FEARS T-Bone!*

[Guest]

And for those wondering what The Marinader is?

 

You'll find out...especially Xero and Brody...this Saturday on Crimson...and I'll give you a hint...there is a picture involved.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

If it involves you doing unseemly things with puppies, then I don't want to see it.

[Guest redbaron51]

sigh...

 

i could write a promo...

 

but is it really worth it?

[Guest]

*Looks at Edwin*

 

Is my name Rob Black?

 

*Puts python away*

 

I mean...lol! YOU THINK I WRITE THIS?