This is *not* a hhhate thread

[Guest alfdogg]

If you could ask HHH ten questions...

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

This is going to degenerate very quickly...

 

And I cant even play. I'd just get banned or the thread would be moved from my responce...besides i could only ask him one question, maybe two

[Guest Brian]

Move to the No Holds Barred forum, which is pretty much the reason it was set up so people can talk freely about this kind of stuff without interefering with regular conversation.

[Guest caboose]

Only Ten Questions, can I have twenty?

Just ten then.

 

1)Did either of your parents have a big nose?

 

2)Are you seeing anyone about that back Acne?

 

3)How does it feel to be the 7th most popular face in the company?

 

4) a)Is Steph really that good in bed

or b)Are you screwing her for the power?

 

5)Did you enjoy being the woman in your relationship with Chyna?

 

6)When did you realise you had no Talent?

 

7)What makes you so INTENSE?

 

8)Is the Glass Ceiling Bullet Proof?

 

9)Have you ever not used your knee to hit someone?

 

10)When you busted your Knee in that match with Benoit and Jericho, were you thinking 'Karma is a bitch'?

[Guest What?!]

1. So are you on pace to break Hogan's holding down/burying record?

[Guest goodhelmet]

Damn, you guys already asked him the good questions so I would simply ask him if he could spare a few dollars.

[Guest Risk]

My main question...

 

Why does no one like you?

[Guest Tony149]

I would ask him...Do you know if God was a wrestler he would of hit you with lightning by now?

[Guest]

Did you or Jim Ross actually invent the word intense?

[Guest Anglesault]

Bullet Proof? What, is the Glass Ceiling the Pope Mobille? Actually, we don't know how HHH views himself, he might WANT a PopeMobille

[Guest Tony149]

Bullet Proof? What, is the Glass Ceiling the Pope Mobille? Actually, we don't know how HHH views himself, he might WANT a PopeMobille

What's the name? "The GameMoblie" or "The IntenseMoblie"?

[Guest Anglesault]

The "That-uh-Damn-uh-INTENSE-uh-Mobile"

[Guest]

1) why are you so cool

2) why are you the best

3) do you like GOLDBERG

4) did you know GOLDBERG is my friend

5) are you and GOLDBERG gonna team up to be the bestest team EVER

7) can you do the spear like GOLDBERG

8) why are all the losers at the smarks jealous of you

9) how are you the most intense man ever

10) WHY ARE YOU THAT DAMN GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

How come you always go 'uh' before every word?

[Guest alfdogg]

1) why are you so cool

2) why are you the best

3) do you like GOLDBERG

4) did you know GOLDBERG is my friend

5) are you and GOLDBERG gonna team up to be the bestest team EVER

7) can you do the spear like GOLDBERG

8) why are all the losers at the smarks jealous of you

9) how are you the most intense man ever

10) WHY ARE YOU THAT DAMN GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

If you weren't such a moron, you'd know that HHH and Goldberg hate each other and save yourself four questions right there.

[Guest caboose]

1) why are you so cool

2) why are you the best

3) do you like GOLDBERG

4) did you know GOLDBERG is my friend

5) are you and GOLDBERG gonna team up to be the bestest team EVER

7) can you do the spear like GOLDBERG

8) why are all the losers at the smarks jealous of you

9) how are you the most intense man ever

10) WHY ARE YOU THAT DAMN GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

what happened to question 6?

[Guest bcu1979]

This thread seems to borrow from those great interviews Bruce Mitchell used to do on the Torch website. So in that vein, I'll borrow that style for my questions.  

 

1. What exactly did you do to earn a spot in the WrestleMania mania event?

 

2. How come it's been 4 months now since your return and people still keep using ring rust and your leg injury as an excuse for all your matches sucking?

 

3. How did it feel to have Rock call you a jealous bitch during a television interview?

 

4. Will you be going to see the Scorpion King?

 

5. Or will you just sit and home and think about how the Rock is going to be a huge movie star and make millions of dollars for a month or two's work, while you have to kiss up to those crazy McMahon's for the rest of your career in order to stay on top?

 

6. Why are you the most insecure wrestler in the WWF?

 

7. Why are you so jealous of Kurt Angle's talent and charisma that you feel the need to make him your personal bitch and use your influence with the booking committee to have him portrayed as complete dork?

 

8. Why are you so jealous of Chris Jericho's talent and charisma that you feel the need to make him your personal bitch and use your influence in the booking committee to have him become Stephanie's dog walker as the build-up to the WrestleMania main event?

 

8b. Why is it that Rock and Austin have both been pinned by Jericho multiple times on PPV, yet Jericho has not once ever pinned you during an official match on WWF television?

 

9. How much does it bother you that no matter how many verbal blow jobs J.R. gives you and how much hype the WWF machines sends your way that no one will ever believe you are even in Chris Benoit's league in the ring?

 

10. Now that you have been exposed as an overrated, jealous, politcking prick with a bum leg, how the hell are you going to save your undeserved title reign when you have upcoming title defenses against Hulk Hogan and Undertaker?

 

11. How long before Stephanie McMahon returns to your side on-screen so you can get some heat again?

 

Okay, I know that was eleven questions. But I felt the last one was necessary considering how poorly the first ten questions went.  

[Guest caboose]

Just thought of another question.

 

11)If Chris Jericho isn't in your league, why do you feel the need to bury him every other week?

[Guest AM The Kid]

Can you pick your nose with your thumb?

[Guest]

Whats it like losing to an old age pensioner?