Dave chapelle: killing them softly

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Someobody please tell me that I'm not alone in this universe. Please tell me that other people in this world have witnessed the comic splendor of Dave Chapelle. If you liked him in half back you'll be yearning to be his babys momma by the time this thing is over.

 

Now, I'm a 18 year old upper middle class white boy, but this thing had me laughing due to the fact that almost every single thing he said on it is true! TRUE!

 

If anybody feels like sharing the goodness, feel free to do so.

[Guest What?!]

I like Dave Chapelle! But what is this? A DVD? A Special?

[Guest Flyboy]

Yes... I've seen it.  IMHO, it's one of the funniest comedy specials... ever.  That's just my opinion.  It's hilarious.  What's also funny is his 45-minute special he did for HBO awhile back.  Here's a sample from my memory...

 

"Is it just me... or do... or do commercials have nothing to do with the products anymore?  I mean, everyone a suprise these days.  I don't even know what a fucking commercial is about until the end.  Have you seen that commercial with the lady with the black eye?  This lady comes on TV with a black eye... she's crying.. and she says, 'I smoke crack.  And my husband BEATS me!'  Then, a voice comes on and says... Got Milk?"

 

 

 

 

What?!, I believe Killin' Them Softly should be on VHS and DVD by now.  It showed like 2 years ago.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

You can get it on Kazaa if you have a good connection.

[Guest]

I mentioned that in another thread.  Thats the funniest stand up I ever saw, especially the sesmae st skit.  I don;t think anyone will NOT  like that shit, although it is a little old.  No one caught it when it aired a few years ago?

 

--Rob

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

The whole thing was absolute comic genius....here's a few faves of mine....

 

" I've come to the realization that I'm genetically predisposed to liking chicken. Now I'm all self-concious and shit when I eat it, people be lookin' at me like " Look at him! He loves it! Just like it said in the encyclopedia!".

 

" DC's changed! There's a lot more white people here. This isn't like back in the 80's, you know, when crack was going on. The white people would look over at us from Virginia with binoculars saying, "Whoah, that looks dangerous. Not yet."

 

" You know how these days there's always one white guy hanging out with a group of black dudes? Lemme tell you something: Them white guys are the most dangerous motherfuckers in the whole group. Because they must've done some wild shit to get in. Plus, when shit goes down, somebody's gotta talk to the po-lice."

[Guest Ripper]

Yeah, that show was hilarious and went almost completely unnoticed.  I have it on tape from the first time it came on and now I have to watch it again...thanks for the reminder.

 

 

"Oscar, you're a grouch...Why are you such a grouch, oscar?"

 

"BITCH I LIVE IN A GARBAGE CAN!!! I"M THE POORIST MUTHA-FUCKA ON SEASEME STREET!!!"

 

Then you wonder why your kids grow up stepping over homeless people. "Get it togeter Grouch".

[Guest]

Nothing is better than the limo story.

 

"HEY BABY! GO HOME IT'S DANGEROUS HERE.

 

NIGGA I'M SELLING WEED

 

HEY BABY! DON'T SELL WEED YOU HAVE A FUTURE AHEAD OF YOU.

 

I HAVE TO FEED MY KIDS"

 

never gets old.

[Guest KurtK26]

ah yes, the baby store. i've loved dave watching him over the years on conan, and that hbo special. Though he does tell the same stories in separate visits to shows, but that's ok.

[Guest Mark4steamboat]

he is probably my faorite standup. i saw him on Conan about 2 yrs ago and i laughed my little ass off.