justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Alright, so lately I've been smuggling this Junior girl off campus at lunch, since I only have four classes and she has a full schedule. We recently started dating, then today I smuggle her off campus again in my new car. What does she do? She presses every goddamned button, opens every compartment, plays with every possible feature, locks and unlocks the doors repeatedly, yells out "PUSH!" and presses the button that releases the cupholders from the dash, opens all the compartments on the roof, plays with the controls to adjust the rear air, turns on all the interior lights, all while laughing maniacally. Now, I like this girl and all, but I swear to fucking God, if she doesn't stop, I'm going to have to kill her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 31, 2004 Ask her if she forgot to take her medicine or if she is high. That should do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Next time she does it, just backhand her. Bitch won't get out of line after that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 She hits back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Well hit her harder then. If you can't beat her in a fistfight, you ain't gonna stop her from playing around in your car. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Put a piece of dogshit in each compartment and see if she still wants to touch shit. And stop short on her ass and give her some wicked whiplash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 1, 2004 You shouldn't have to hit her, just yell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 1, 2004 So long as she doesn't change your pre-set stations. That's the worst. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Well hit her harder then. If you can't beat her in a fistfight, you ain't gonna stop her from playing around in your car. It's not that I can't beat her in a fistfight, it's that I normally don't hit girls. I changed that policy today, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 1, 2004 So long as she doesn't change your pre-set stations. That's the worst. If she does that, it's on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted April 1, 2004 No one'll suspect you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted April 1, 2004 I'd slam her over the dash and show her who's boss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 No one'll suspect you. But then I'd have to have sex with a dead girl...and that's just gross. And I swear, if someone makes a Kane joke, I'll kill you, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Withhold sex, or if that doesn't work just fuck in the ear to make a point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Hit her from behind. It's the easiest way to beat women/cripples, and she won't know it's you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Turn heel on her. Hit hir with a steel chair and make out with her best friend overtop of her fallen body. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Turn heel on her. Hit hir with a steel chair and make out with her best friend overtop of her fallen body. That was the best idea yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Next time she does it, just backhand her. Bitch won't get out of line after that. BAH GAWD!!! STONE COLD STONE COLD!! HE'S ONE ORNERY RATTLESNAKE!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Turn heel on her. Hit hir with a steel chair and make out with her best friend overtop of her fallen body. I like this idea...but her best friends are whores. I guess that would really hurt more, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Turn heel on her. Hit hir with a steel chair and make out with her best friend overtop of her fallen body. I like this idea...but her best friends are whores. I guess that would really hurt more, though. If they're whores it could possibly hurt you too in the burning feeling while urinating kind of way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 If she doesn't use her seat belt, head out to the highway and if she still fucks with your car, shove her out the passenger door Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 1, 2004 In all seriousness, it's hard to tell her without making her feel like an idiot. But tell her - if she gets upset over that, then to hell with her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 1, 2004 In all seriousness, it's hard to tell her without making her feel like an idiot. But tell her - if she get's upset over that, then to hell with her. Worst idea yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Turn heel on her. Hit hir with a steel chair and make out with her best friend overtop of her fallen body. I like this idea...but her best friends are whores. I guess that would really hurt more, though. If they're whores it could possibly hurt you too in the burning feeling while urinating kind of way Not if you come in through the back door... wearing a rubber. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 1, 2004 In all seriousness, it's hard to tell her without making her feel like an idiot. But tell her - if she get's upset over that, then to hell with her. Worst idea yet. Yes, maybe, but the most rational at the same time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 1, 2004 If she doesn't use her seat belt, head out to the highway and if she still fucks with your car, shove her out the passenger door If she's not wearing her seatbelt and fucking around with shit while on the highway then you don't do that. You hit 90mph and then slam on your breaks while veering off into the breakdown lane. Nothing says "Stop touching my shit" like sending her through the windshield Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 1, 2004 A little off topic and stupid, but if -ib- was banned, would his name read --ib--? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted April 1, 2004 A little off topic and stupid, but if -ib- was banned, would his name read --ib--? Blow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 1, 2004 If she doesn't use her seat belt, head out to the highway and if she still fucks with your car, shove her out the passenger door If she's not wearing her seatbelt and fucking around with shit while on the highway then you don't do that. You hit 90mph and then slam on your breaks while veering off into the breakdown lane. Nothing says "Stop touching my shit" like sending her through the windshield And Kingofthe909, my username would've been iB, but seeing as three characters is the minimum for a Username on Invision, I just added the hyphons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 1, 2004 It was just a matter of wondering. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
