Guest Goodear Report post Posted April 3, 2004 Yup a new Friday the 13th Review is now available with tons of extras... including... NOTHING. But I think I might have to go to the Corey Lazarush school of covering up profanities with nonsense words. Cause I think I might be Chaveing up a storm. You all tell me. Friday the 13th Part V: With 100% Less Jason Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 More proof that Tommy Jarvis is one of the most confusing characters in the 13th series. One minute he's an insane kid The next he's just insane The next he's like Roy boy The next he's out to prove Jason is alive so he can kill him And then....he's gone. I really hope if they do Freddy vs Jason 2 that Tommy Jarvis shows up. I don't care if he's an old man who gets gutted, I gotta have some damn closure! You gonna review Jason Takes Manhattan? Cause you know, the death of Kelly Hu needs to be explored. Oh yeah, funny review. Side splitting. Keep up the good work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 3, 2004 In the immortal words of Dusty Rhodes, "I luv it!" The repeated "It's not Roy. It's not. Pay no attention to him" every few paragraphs ruled. I think the creators of Theres Something About Mary stole the idea of the retard hick for the character of "Warren". "Have you seen my wiener!?" I think the black dude who dies taking a shit (sorry, I just like saying that) was also in Return Of The Living Dead, so he was a terrible actor in two horror movies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 I think the black dude who dies taking a shit (sorry, I just like saying that) was also in Return Of The Living Dead, so he was a terrible actor in two horror movies. He also was the star of JUWANNA MANN! And he was also in "Leprechaun 4" with Debbie Dunning! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 3, 2004 I think the black dude who dies taking a shit (sorry, I just like saying that) was also in Return Of The Living Dead, so he was a terrible actor in two horror movies. He also was the star of JUWANNA MANN! And he was also in "Leprechaun 4" with Debbie Dunning! It must've been great to get role after role in horror movies despite being shit for an actor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaosrage 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 I love this movie by the way. The whole thing is like you said, annoying characters getting killed really fast in funny ways. They still should've gone with Tommy being the killer in part 6. Then "A final chapter" and "a new beginning" would be fine and everything would make sense. I guess they changed it because everybody had to be a bitch about Jason not being the real Jason. (Like it made a fucking difference) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 3, 2004 I love this movie by the way. The whole thing is like you said, annoying characters getting killed really fast in funny ways. They still should've gone with Tommy being the killer in part 6. Then "A final chapter" and "a new beginning" would be fine and everything would make sense. I guess they changed it because everybody had to be a bitch about Jason not being the real Jason. (Like it made a fucking difference) It does make a difference. Jason is a "Zombie" (at least from Part VI on) who hates everything moving, including dogs for some reason. And he's a retard. Fake Jason from V was a middle aged guy who was too drunk to know any better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaosrage 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2004 Which is something you don't even know about until the END of the movie. So how did that change anything? Both Jasons acted the exact same way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 3, 2004 Which is something you don't even know about until the END of the movie. So how did that change anything? Both Jasons acted the exact same way. Good point, but it leaves a bad taste in peoples mouth when it's finally revealed. I know I was pissed the first time I saw the movie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
