Shitty lyrics

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

I don't know if there are a lot of rap fans in here, but Noreaga spits some of the crappiest lyrics around.

 

"I got caught

 

What the hell did I thought

 

Turkey bacon or turkey ham

 

It's pork."

 

WTF!!!!

 

Someone top that shit.

[Guest Choken One]

I'm certain that Nelly or Sisqo said shitter lyrics.

[Guest hardyz1]

LFO's "Summer Girls"

[Guest]

Don't laugh, but "Summer Girls" is one of my favortite songs. It reminds me of my incredible trip to Florida back in 1999 and everytime I hear it, it sends chills down my spine as I think of the memories.

[Guest Kinetic]

Don't laugh, but "Summer Girls" is one of my favortite songs. It reminds me of my incredible trip to Florida back in 1999 and everytime I hear it, it sends chills down my spine as I think of the memories.

Good, but I'm still going to laugh.  

[Guest JHawk]

LFO's "Summer Girls"

 

Don't make me puke.  I'm still trying to figure out how you go from Ambercrombie and Fitch to Chinese food and claim it makes sense.

[Guest goodhelmet]

I am particularly disturbed by the Barenaked Ladies' "One Week". Do Canadians always talk like that?

[Guest dreamer420]

I am particularly disturbed by the Barenaked Ladies' "One Week". Do Canadians always talk like that?

Like what exactly?

[Guest Kinetic]

'When its time to Party,

We will Party Hard!'

 

Aaaah

 

You,

You work all night,

And when you work you dont feel alright.

And when,

When things stop feeling alright,

(ALRIGHT),

Then everything is alright.

 

Coz,

We will never listen your rules,

(NO)

We will never do as others do,

(NO)

Do what we want and we'll get a Front View,

Do what we like and we like what we do!

 

So,

Lets get a Party goin',

(LETS GET A PARTY GOING)

Now its time to Party and we'll Party Hard.

(PARTY HARD)

Lets get a Party goin',

(LETS GET A PARTY GOING)

When its time to Party,

We will always Party Hard!

PARTY HARD x16

 

YEAAAAHHHH!!

 

Alright!

You,

You worked that night.

And when you party you feel alright.

But when,

(BUT WHEN)

When things start feeling alright,

(ALRIGHT)

Then Everything is alright.

 

Coz,

We will never listen your rules,

(NO)

We will never do as others do,

(NO)

Do what we want and we'll get a Front View,

(WE)

Do what we like and we like what we do!

 

Lets get a Party goin',

(LETS GET A PARTY GOING)

Now its time to Party and we'll Party Hard.

(PARTY HARD)

Lets get a Party goin',

(LETS GET A PARTY GOING)

When its time to Party,

We will always Party Hard!

PARTY HARD x23

(Include 'HEY' where appropriate)

[Guest swan]

If I had a Creed album I'd scan in the lyric book.

 

 

(Thats more like it)

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I am particularly disturbed by the Barenaked Ladies' "One Week". Do Canadians always talk like that?

no we don't. Barenaked Ladies are fucking morons.

[Guest]

LFO's "Summer Girls"

 

Don't make me puke.  I'm still trying to figure out how you go from Ambercrombie and Fitch to Chinese food and claim it makes sense.

I dont want to seem like a fan but they admitted that song didnt make any sense. Oh well, at least there careers are over. Same thing about One Week. I cant think of any really shitty lyrics now but Ill get back to you.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

God I love party hard. It's the definitive feel good anthem of the universe. LFO, ah yes, summer girls did make me laugh. Saw them do i live interview over a satellite link once. The network would live to regret investing in said satellite. It would appear chinese food not only made them sick, but caused irreprable brain damage also.

[Guest]

there was a Kid Rock song, I dont remember which one, where he tried to rhyme "think" and "shrimp"... thats pretty damn lazy

[Guest godthedog]

i'll probably get slaughtered for this, but i think zeppelin has some pretty shitty lyrics.  "i'm telling you now/the greatest thing you ever can do now/is give a smile to someone who's blue now"...come on, that's lazy and cheesy.  "if there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now/it's just a spring clean for the may queen"...what the hell are those lines doing in a rock song?

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Don't make me puke.  I'm still trying to figure out how you go from Ambercrombie and Fitch to Chinese food and claim it makes sense.

I dont want to seem like a fan but they admitted that song didnt make any sense. Oh well, at least there careers are over.

Sorry man, but there careers aren't over.  They've had 2 Top 40 hits in the last 6 months alone.

 

Not that I listen to that stuff

[Guest saturnmark4life]

LFO lives?!?!

[Guest saturnmark4life]

And i heard alien ant farm's (one of my top 5 worst bands EVER) new single today and the chorus

Your Attitude is welcome, welcome

Your solitude is welcome, welcome

Your attitude is welcome, welcome

Your solitude is welcome, WELCOME

nearly caused my brain to come out of my mouth and slap me in the face. It's supposed to be a ballad, but that GODDAMN VOCALIST still managed to do his puppet impression quite well. ARRRRRRRRRRGH.

[Guest Mark4steamboat]

'When its time to Party,

We will Party Hard!'

 

Aaaah

 

You,

You work all night,

And when you work you dont feel alright.

And when,

When things stop feeling alright,

(ALRIGHT),

Then everything is alright.

 

Coz,

We will never listen your rules,

(NO)

We will never do as others do,

(NO)

Do what we want and we'll get a Front View,

Do what we like and we like what we do!

 

So,

Lets get a Party goin',

(LETS GET A PARTY GOING)

Now its time to Party and we'll Party Hard.

(PARTY HARD)

Lets get a Party goin',

(LETS GET A PARTY GOING)

When its time to Party,

We will always Party Hard!

PARTY HARD x16

 

YEAAAAHHHH!!

 

Alright!

You,

You worked that night.

And when you party you feel alright.

But when,

(BUT WHEN)

When things start feeling alright,

(ALRIGHT)

Then Everything is alright.

 

Coz,

We will never listen your rules,

(NO)

We will never do as others do,

(NO)

Do what we want and we'll get a Front View,

(WE)

Do what we like and we like what we do!

 

Lets get a Party goin',

(LETS GET A PARTY GOING)

Now its time to Party and we'll Party Hard.

(PARTY HARD)

Lets get a Party goin',

(LETS GET A PARTY GOING)

When its time to Party,

We will always Party Hard!

PARTY HARD x23

(Include 'HEY' where appropriate)

Andrew WK  runined the Most controversial videos of all time by making light of serious situations and he flat out sucks.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

I second the Led Zeppelin and Creed nominations...

 

And I'd like to add those bad PM5K/Alice In Chains wannabe's The Union Underground.

[Guest Mark4steamboat]

And I'd like to add those bad PM5K/Alice In Chains wannabe's The Union Underground.

i agree. the RAW theme "across the nation" makes no sense when its in full but it makes a good theme i guess. i kinda like the song but its getting old after a week and a helf.

[Guest Ripper]

G-Dep has NEVER made any sense in his LIFE.  

 

Not just that stupid as "Fish ans Spegetti" line, but every rhyme he says makes NO SENSE.

[Guest treble charged]

At work, most people there like country music, so that is the station that the radio is usually on, and there's this new group called Emmerson Drive.  There first single is about them staying up late at night, and I'm not sure if it's the chorus, but at one point they sing, "I should be sleeping instead keeping these late hours I've been keeping".  To paraphrase Homer Simpson, "Rhyming 'keeping' with 'keeping', brilliant!"

[Guest swan]

LFO lives?!?!

I know LFO is coming to town here. They are opening for (god help me) O-Town.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Are you the same Swan from WU?

[Guest Shaved Bear]

have any of you ever heard the full version of i want to be a hulkamaniac

 

if you want to be a hulkamaniac

i can sure show you how to stay on track

you gotta train say your prayers, eat your vitamins too

these are the things that the maniacs do

positive thoughts and positive deeds, these are the things that make you succeed.

 

always be good to your family and friends they are the ones that will be there in the end

 

when your looking for something cool to do

just pick good friends to be with you

you better watch out where you are at

you might be judged where you hang your hat

 

can you feel the music?

can you feel the beat?

you dont need drugs to move your feet

when the dealer tries to push on you

just tell him what your gonna do

 

try to do good each and everyday

dont give em nothing bad to say

always go swimming with a buddy

work real hard and always study

 

if you want to be real real cool

dont be so stupid and play the fool

get your education each and every day

these are all the things that the maniacs say

 

I DECLARE MYSELF WINNER OF THIS THREAD

[Guest LooseCannon]

The always go swimming with a buddy line always cracks me up.

[Guest bdolo]

All I got to say to PINNACLEOFALLTHEINGSMANLY

 

Yo niggas try to shit on me and make history

supposedly

I was the man who was supposed to be

The head of the click

Lips sealed, no nigga snitch

do or die, I smoke bogey

sword like shinobi

shoot up your block to make you know me

you aint ready yet

slow down and recollect

stay in the car

I stuff allah bodyset

ay yo Allah-a-akbar, back paw, now I'm set

air conditioned cooler system, the tec glisten

blow your back out of postion

die on the cross like a christian

so fuck you

and your weak religion

in disguise

nowadays I cut pies

the invincible, untouchable cnn

is boldfaced written in gold with ink pen

channel 10

we break ten

win again

find you on pluto

homo'd out like menudo

far from the sun can't fell shit I do

I stand in front of the judge and lie

plus I'm high

 

   ---NOREAGA- T.O.N.Y(Top of New York)--Capone n Norega--War report

 

How bout them lyrics from nore

BITCH

[Guest ant_7000]

LoL wit the fish and spagehtti from G-Dep the Source gave that worst rap lyric of the year.

[Guest Wonderboy]

Am I the only person on the planet that thinks the lyrics to "The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World sound like some kinda Reading Rainbow inspirational kiddie song? Whenever I hear that song, I picture some guy with a HUGE smile on his face singing while 4 year olds dance around him. Unless the song is a joke. Then it's funny. But if that song is serious, that has gotta be, lyrically, the worst song ever.