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Guest shlidgn90

if you wanna talk bad lyrics here one for you.

jimmy crack corn-ima bust on a nipple "project pat"

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Guest Redhawk

Oh man, you've forced me to whip out the Shaq lyrics:

 

"That means I'm gifted from the get-go

Mom's you never let go

Mad thanks for raising me right, bro'"

 

(That's right, he called his MOTHER "bro.")

 

"You're young, gifted, and Black

"If they can't say Shaquille O'Neal then make 'em scream, 'Shaq!'"

Like the fam' do, in the stands who

When I freak the funk on a dunk they, "Ahhh! Oooh!"

 

"I'm big like Gorilla, 6-7, large,

I kick rhymes like moduck-kwong you,

I smoke-smoke the mic-mic,

I Cheech and Chong you"

 

"I'm sure they'll say me brother please don't play me like a shrimp

dunk it on your head then I'll point like Shawn Kemp

don't need the drink crooked I juice to get loose

my favorite cartoon is Bullwinkle the Moose"

 

"Yo it's 1993 I mean nineteem-ninety-Shaq

whatever year it is the Shaq will never slack"

 

"Forget Tony Danza, I'm the boss

When it comes to money, I'm like Dick Butkus

Now who's the first pick? me, word is born and

Not a Christean Laettner, not Alonzo Mourning

That's okay, not being bragadocious

Supercalifragelistic, Shaq is alidocious"

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Guest Snappy Nappy Dugout

Yeah, Shaq and Hulk Hogan has some shitty lyrics, but this has to be one of the shittest lyrics ever...

 

[intro]

Everybody...

Get on your feet.. right now...

For Roy Jones Jr....

The best pound for pound fighter in the world...

Whoever don't agree... ya know what?

I guess - y'all musta forgot! ...

 

[Roy Jones Jr.]

When they stole my gold medal in Seoul, Korea

Let's look back at my whole career

Cuz y'all musta forgot! ....

The "best pound for pound" is mine

Hit Percy Harris with four hooks at one time

Y'all musta forgot! ....

When I beat Bernard Hopkins, and won the IBF

The right was hurt, beat him with the left

Y'all musta forgot! ....

You remember the left hook that James Toney got

Sucka move that I stole from a gamecock

Y'all musta forgot! ....

Will there be another Roy Jones? Probably not

Stopped Virgil Hill with a body shot

See y'all musta forgot! ....

I got disqualified in March of '97

After givin a whippin to Montell Griffin

Late hit - my title; they had to take it

Why? I guess that's the only way I could lose

Five months later; rematch, I needs my crown

First round, one punch and he sat down

Don't get me mad cuz I'm amped already

Took titles from fighters who was champs already

The heart and soul of boxing on HBO

What these other fighters take me fo? A joke?

Ah y'all musta forgot! ....

And they got the nerve to say I ain't fight nobody

I just make 'em look like nobody

Y'all musta forgot! ....

And David Telasco, he really asked for it

So I beat him with a fractured wrist

See y'all musta forgot! .... (remember that...)

In the ring I BOX, there is none higher

When I use these, they call me sire

To earn my kindom, I must use fire

and I won't stop boxing till I retire, I'm Roy...

Y'all musta forgot! .... Y'all musta forgot!

When I beat Reggie Johnson,

and took his light heavyweight title from him

See y'all musta forgot! That I'm nice with these

Y'all musta forgot! This is what I do

Y'all musta forgot!

We could go on and on, Mike McCallum, Vinnie Pazienza

See y'all musta forgot! .... Y'all musta forgot!

Y'all musta forgot! ......

 

Yo

I used to go to this chick house, and go to that chick house (come on)

Call another chick over, kick the other chick out

I wasn't carin about, how none of 'em felt

They wanted to hang around me, like one of my belts (alright)

But I kept it movin, city to city, kitty to kitty

Throughout the states I was fifty for fifty

Get it with force, she fine; she could get it of course (alright)

Niggaz are warned, she married; she could get a divorce

Stayed up the rest of the night, right after the fight

Went from room to room, I was boom boom boom (room to room)

Fulfill ya fantasies with Roy Jones Jr. (what)

Girlfriend or wife, ya better hold on to her (uh)

A man's gotta do what he's got to do

She's in my hotel room - why she not with you? (alright)

It's like three in the mornin, she just stoppin through

As she walks in, her trenchcoat was droppin too

Light-skinned, long hair, yeah I popped her too

Yo I'll send her to ya room soon as Hahz get through

That's how we got down, I done stopped now

My mayne Peri' got a brother on lock down (WOW!)

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Guest ant_7000

P.diddy does has some bad lyrics, and the yin yang twins wit dat yi yi what da fuck is that but beats are str8 thou

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Guest Redhawk

Goddam, Roy Jones is HORRIBLE. I love him as a fighter, but he really needs to put the mic down and put the gloves back on. I've heard that song before, but never really listened to the words. Yuck.

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Guest converge241

One of my favorite artists of all time sadly:

Nine Inch Nails.

Trent just gets really bad trying to rhyme lyrics in some songs:

"Lying, Trying, Dying" show up a lot

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Guest Kinetic
One of my favorite artists of all time sadly:

Nine Inch Nails.

Trent just gets really bad trying to rhyme lyrics in some songs:

"Lying, Trying, Dying" show up a lot

Decay.

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Shaved Bear, I have the misfortune to have that Hulkamaniac song downloaded.

It is So bad.

If you're looking for more bad songs by wrestlers, download Hogan's Beach Patrol, and Macho Man's Speaking From The Heart.

:D

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What the hell is Macho Man talking about in that song? "The Moon The Stars/Earth/Venus/Jupiter/Saturn/Can You Dig It?

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Guest Perfect_Bo

I'm still trying to forget those lyrics...  Shit, I want to forget..  Roy Jones, stick to fighting because you'll be broke in rappin.

 

Let me give you a list of rappers that I think suck..

 

P. Diddy:  He should just stay of stealing old beats and telling people to suck his dick if they want to be big...  No wonder J-Ho dumped his ass...  He sucks..

 

Nore:  God, what the fuck does he say at times?  He makes no sense and shit...  He suck, he suck, he suck..  Capone made the group.

 

Craig Mack: Ya remember him huh?  God, I was happy when he left..

 

Sacario: Up and commer rapper, sound like a shitty Jay-Z...

 

Master P: I think the best thing he ever said was AHHHHH!

 

Those are the only ones I have as of now...  Give me your list..

 

B "I love rap, but I hate them..." O

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Guest Redhawk

You forgot Magoo. Here's a little reminder:

 

"Up in the cut, like gay niggaz, in BUTT

I'm black wit indian, my race should be mutt"

 

"Off beat and on beat, old school like Beat Street

I stink like pop's feet, make sweat wit no heat"

 

"Prepare to get wet, like Jheri Curl juice

You tight like virgin pussy, my rap get you loose

I bump like ac-ne, take honey from a bee

My style is like a safe, without da fuckin key"

 

"So sit you damn dog, and bow to my shit

Nit-wit you stupid, I'm butter don't need grits"

 

"I dream bout Leah Lando, make all the luchiano

And girls with condos, Chanel with Guitano"

 

"Me, Missy and Timbo, rap in any tempo

Huckleberry Finn, Magoo the South Pimple"

 

"You so obsurd I thought you heard

If you don't know, the bird is the word

Yes the bird bird bird, the bird is the word

The bird bird bird, the bird is the word"

 

And that's from probably his two BEST songs, "Up Jumps the Boogie" and "Luv 2 Luv U."

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