Mad Matt's Total Extreme Warfare Log

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Since I finally found a real wrestler stats update that was halfway decent, I have decided to start a log with my misadventures as head booker for the WWE. Now if you are looking for a perfect WWE with all the indy darlings being hired, kindly hit the backspace button now. If you are looking a WWE where Triple H gets buried, hit the backspace button. Plus I tried in a test run game and cyber Triple H will not job to anyone.

 

Anyway this will be realislistic as possible. Except for Bradshaw's little push from hell. We will get that into a minute.

 

WWF Smackdown 4/1/04

 

First of all since star ratings are not in the game, this is the scale on which I will be rating on.

 

 

100:*****

99-90:****

89-80:***

79-70:**

69-60:*

59-50:DUD

49-40:-*

39-30:-**

29-20:-***

19-10:-****

Below 10:-*****

 

With quarter stars thrown in as well. I do have a more complex scale but this is in general what to expect:

 

ON WITH THE SHOW:

 

Smackdown 4/1/04:

 

 

Pre Smackdown Velocity Stuff:

Rico pins Johnny Stamboli with the Kneeling Neckbreaker:* 1/2

Mark Jindrak pins Shannon Moore with the MJ Delight: * 1/2

Nunzio pins Orlando Jordan with the Kiss of Death: * 1/2

 

Smackdown:

 

Kurt makes Bradshaw vs Eddie tonight for the belt.

Overall Rating:74.2%

 

Rey Misterio Jr pinned Jamie Noble after the 6-1-9 and the West Coast Pop to earn a cruiserweight title shot against Chavo Guerrero Jr next week. *** 1/4

 

Jackie and Dawn Marie get into it setting up a match which

will not get too many stars.

Overall:71.4%

 

The Big Show beats up Billy Kidman just for staring at

him funny

Overall:45.8%

 

A spooky video was shown to hype the Undertaker.

Overall:69.1%

 

Miss Jackie defeated Dawn Marie in a Bra and Panties Match

with the Brooklyn Brawler as the special guest referee. -** 1/2

 

Billy Gunn challenged Booker T to prove that Smackdown

is the minor leagues by facing him in a match tonight.

Overall:72.8%

 

The Big Show beats up Rico for checking out his "big show"

in the bathroom.

Overall:56.6%

 

Rene Dupree said that he would remain undefeated on

Smackdown by winning his match tonight.

Overall:65.1%

 

Rene Dupree pinned Funaki with the modified Michinoku

Driver. ** 1/4

 

John Cena raps dissing both Chavo Jr and Sr before his

US Title defense against Chavo.

Overall:86.8%

 

US Champion John Cena defeated Chavo Guerrero Jr. via

DQ after Rene Dupree and Chavo Sr. both interfered. Rey

made the save. ** 3/4

 

John Bradshaw Layfield vowed to win the belt tonight and

destroy Eddie.

Overall:49.7%(OUCH)

 

The Basham Brothers beat up the Dudley Boys backstage

to take their tag title shot.

Overall:67.2%

 

WWF Tag Team Champions Too Cool defeated the Basham

Brothers after Rikishi sat on a Basham. * 1/2

 

Rob Van Dam defeated Charlie Haas via countout after Haas

walked out when RVD had the advantage. ** 1/2

 

Booker T pinned Billy Gunn after cradling him pulling the

tights and using the ropes. * 3/4

 

The Undertaker's bong is heard when Booker T is in the ring

and the Undertaker symbol is shown on the titan tron.

Overall:86.8%

 

WWF World Champion Eddie Guerrero pinned John Bradshaw

Layfield after the Frog Splash. The Big Show ran out and hit

Eddie with three choke slams after the match. ** 1/2

 

Comments? Question? Complaints? Death Threats for pushing the Big Show?

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WWE Raw 4/5/04:

 

Heat 4/11/04 Taping:

Maven pinned Chuck Palumbo after the missile dropkick 1/2*

Lance Storm defeated Rob Conway with the Straight Shooter

* 1/2

Val Venis pinned Garrison Cade with the Fisherman Suplex. * 1/2

 

Raw:

A look at Shelton vs Triple H last week.

Overall:63.8

 

Batista accepts an open Benoit title shot challenge.

60.8%

 

Nidia and Victoria defeated Jazz and Molly when Nidia pinned

Molly after pulling off her wig. 1/4*

 

Shelton challenged Triple H to a rematch tonight.

40.2%(both are getting poor reactions because of their

gimmicks. I think I better fix this)

 

Eugene spills soda on Bischoff's desk and gets punished

by being forced to face Kane.

Overall:63.7%

 

Rhyno pinned Chris Jericho with the Gore after Christian

interfered. ** 3/4

 

Jericho goes after Christian and they fight over by the

announcer's table. Jericho swings a chair but accidentally

hits Jim Ross in the crossfire. JR is knocked out cold.

 

Overall:73.3%

 

Coach replaces JR much to the displeasure of the King.

 

Kane pinned Eugene Dinsmore after the Choke Slam. Eugene

put up a bit of a fight but Kane was too much in the end. Edge

ran out and speared Kane after the match and Kane

promptly sat up. ** 1/4

 

Kane threatened to murder Edge the next time he saw him. How

charming.

Overall:60.8%

 

Mick Foley promised to rip Randy Orton to shreds at

Backlash. Foley showed a bit of intensity that was almost

frightening.

Overall:57(Foley needs a gimmick overhaul as well)

 

Randy Orton runs from the arena despite having a match

scheduled against the Hurricane. He looked very disturbed

after that Foley interview.

 

Oveall:81.8%

 

Ric Flair made the Hurricane submit to the Figure Four Leglock.

** 1/4

 

Johnny Nitro was the guest referee for this next match. World

Heavyweight Champion Chris Benoit defeated Batista via

DQ after Ric Flair interfered. Shawn Michaels made the save

after the match. ** 1/4

 

Triple H says Benjamin's glory ends tonight.

 

Overall:61

 

Christian brags about putting one over Jericho but Jericho

jumps Christian and beats him down. Trish attempts to pull

Jericho off but Jericho elbows Trish in the face. Christian

whacks Jericho from behind with a chair. Christian leaves with

Trish and says Jericho isn't finished paying for what he just

did.

 

Overall:80.1%

 

Triple H defeated Shelton Benjamin via DQ after Benjamin

used Trip's sledgehammer on him. * 1/4

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