What do you people think I look like?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Gomez? Marlboro Man and John Wayne? Why does everyone think I'm old?

[Slayer]

Indiana drains your life like the succubus

[PLAGIARISM!]

Gomez? Marlboro Man and John Wayne? Why does everyone think I'm old?

Can it, gramps.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Gomez? Marlboro Man and John Wayne? Why does everyone think I'm old?

 

You ever see that episode of Star Trek voyager when the one Q character was like on trial, so they went to the Q continuum and there was this old fella on the porch smoking a pipe and looking all surly?

 

You're that guy, just without the porch, rocking chair, or pipe.

 

As far as I know anyway.