QuestionMan 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Statement #1: You are happy you got traded to SmackDown! Miss Jackie: True. Rico and I now have more people to give makeup tips to. Rico: True. I believe there's a lot more talent that I will be able to work with there. I have a good chance for the Cruiserweight Title, the U.S. Title -- I see many good things for me and lots of good competition on SmackDown! Statement #2: Miss Jackie should be in Playboy. Miss Jackie: I don't know. Why don't you have the fans tell me? Rico: True. Definitely. You've got somebody young, beautiful and very, very intelligent. Why deprive the world of something so beautiful? Statement #3: Rico should be in Playgirl. Miss Jackie: True. His best assets are yet to be seen. Rico: False! (Laughs) It'd probably be in the comedy section. I had my time. The hourglass has run out of sand for me in Playgirl, but I will do a feature in GQ. Statement #4: Of the Rico-Jackie partnership, you are the sexiest Diva. Miss Jackie: True. Although on my off days, he gives me a good run for my money. Rico: (Laughs) I'd say we both have something to offer the Diva world -- I have my strong points, and Jackie has her smooth points. Statement #5: More men should wear thongs. Miss Jackie: False. Usually when they're looking at themselves in the mirror, they're looking at the front and not the back. So they don't see the finished product, which is what we see. Rico: True! More men should wear T-backs. They're a lot more comfortable. And you don't get those horrid bikini lines on your BUTT, or those horrible, horrible boxer wrinkles in your jeans. T-backs give you a nice, smooth fanny, so everyone can enjoy! Statement #6: *NSYNC should reunite. Miss Jackie: False. But bring back New Kids on the Block. Rico: False! *NSYNC should stay in retirement! Forget boy bands! This is a man's world! We don't need any more boy bands. Let's move on! Like the group said, it's from boys to men. et's grow up, America! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbacon 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Rico: True. I believe there's a lot more talent that I will be able to work with there. I have a good chance for the Cruiserweight Title... come again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2004 Rico for US Champion! Thanks for posting this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deancoles 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2004 Rico: True. I believe there's a lot more talent that I will be able to work with there. I have a good chance for the Cruiserweight Title... come again? My favourite match of his in the WWE is the one in August 2002 against Rey Mysterio, the Noble match on Velocity was ok so He could have good matches but his gimmick should be nowhere near that division. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 17, 2004 Rico: True! More men should wear T-backs. They're a lot more comfortable. And you don't get those horrid bikini lines on your BUTT, or those horrible, horrible boxer wrinkles in your jeans. T-backs give you a nice, smooth fanny, so everyone can enjoy! BLEH! I just lost my Pizza reading that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 17, 2004 Statement #1: You are happy you got traded to SmackDown! Miss Jackie: True. Rico and I now have more people to give makeup tips to. Rico: True. I believe there's a lot more talent that I will be able to work with there. I have a good chance for the Cruiserweight Title, the U.S. Title -- I see many good things for me and lots of good competition on SmackDown! iB:True. I don't give a shit about you Jackie, but I'm glad that Rico got traded - and while I'm yet to see his first SmackDown! appearance (four and a half hours), I have faith that they can at least keep their reputation of pushing talent as singles stars. Statement #2: Miss Jackie should be in Playboy. Miss Jackie: I don't know. Why don't you have the fans tell me? Rico: True. Definitely. You've got somebody young, beautiful and very, very intelligent. Why deprive the world of something so beautiful? iB:True. Sure, I'd like to see it, but I don't have enough faith in WWE to now to put their women in a pornographic magazine without it resulting in a match - at the greatest event of all time. Statement #3: Rico should be in Playgirl. Miss Jackie: True. His best assets are yet to be seen. Rico: False! (Laughs) It'd probably be in the comedy section. I had my time. The hourglass has run out of sand for me in Playgirl, but I will do a feature in GQ. iB: TRUE! WOOO! Statement #4: Of the Rico-Jackie partnership, you are the sexiest Diva. Miss Jackie: True. Although on my off days, he gives me a good run for my money. Rico: (Laughs) I'd say we both have something to offer the Diva world -- I have my strong points, and Jackie has her smooth points. iB: It all depends on how I'm feeling at the time. Statement #5: More men should wear thongs. Miss Jackie: False. Usually when they're looking at themselves in the mirror, they're looking at the front and not the back. So they don't see the finished product, which is what we see. Rico: True! More men should wear T-backs. They're a lot more comfortable. And you don't get those horrid bikini lines on your BUTT, or those horrible, horrible boxer wrinkles in your jeans. T-backs give you a nice, smooth fanny, so everyone can enjoy! iB: Whatever floats your boat. Statement #6: *NSYNC should reunite. Miss Jackie: False. But bring back New Kids on the Block. Rico: False! *NSYNC should stay in retirement! Forget boy bands! This is a man's world! We don't need any more boy bands. Let's move on! Like the group said, it's from boys to men. et's grow up, America! iB: They broke up? False. Fuck boy bands. Fuck them up their stupid asses, once and for all. Rico! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 17, 2004 Again, when did this become true and false with -iB-? Does Australlia offer nothing for you people? Grr....you don't get winter and good weather all the time, so you think of stupid shit like typing up something that no one cares about. [hands you a bed pan] Smack yourself. It will be fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 17, 2004 *Smack!* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2004 Damnit Modes! you stole what I was gonna say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 17, 2004 Thats what you get for making fun of my Austin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2004 Who said I was making fun? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 17, 2004 Who said I was making fun? You sang the goodbye song! Thats like driving a dagger in an Austin fans heart. [no sells] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 17, 2004 BBCW, you like Austin when he is an annoying authority figure, but you don't like Shawn Michaels, one of the world's greatest workers, who busts his ass week in and week out? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 17, 2004 BBCW, you like Austin when he is an annoying authority figure, but you don't like Shawn Michaels, one of the world's greatest workers, who busts his ass week in and week out? Have you seen his house show work in the mid-late 90s before he retired? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2004 Well actually I was 50/50. I was being half funny and half serious. Austin's on-air role annoyed me and never ever should have had 20 minutes in ring promo time during the show just to get no point across. But this isn't for this folder this is for another folder where someone already decided to "chew" me out for it, but I let him know where I stand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 17, 2004 BBCW, you like Austin when he is an annoying authority figure, but you don't like Shawn Michaels, one of the world's greatest workers, who busts his ass week in and week out? Have you seen his house show work in the mid-late 90s before he retired? I'm talking about now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 17, 2004 BBCW, you like Austin when he is an annoying authority figure, but you don't like Shawn Michaels, one of the world's greatest workers, who busts his ass week in and week out? Have you seen his house show work in the mid-late 90s before he retired? I'm talking about now. i'll repeat my question: Have you seen his house show work from the mid-lae 90s before he retired? And his bible thumping doesn't impress me. He's taking someone else's well deserved spot because he wants to break his back again. He only works a light schedule anyway, so big deal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 17, 2004 BBCW, you like Austin when he is an annoying authority figure, but you don't like Shawn Michaels, one of the world's greatest workers, who busts his ass week in and week out? Have you seen his house show work in the mid-late 90s before he retired? I'm talking about now. i'll repeat my question: Have you seen his house show work from the mid-lae 90s before he retired? And his bible thumping doesn't impress me. He's taking someone else's well deserved spot because he wants to break his back again. He only works a light schedule anyway, so big deal. What's wrong with being religious, especially when you don't try to preach it? *Is reminded strongly of a man here in Toowoomba that invited some visiting Jehovah's Witnesses in and fed them hash cookies* "We thought we were gonna die!" "We couldn't ride our bikes!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
