Steve J. Rogers 0 Report post Posted May 4, 2004 Kind of taking a "comic book" look at the current WWE lineup adding "life and death" to actual kayfabe: SETUP: Vince McMahon has decided to hit the ultimate reset button. Summoning the entire roster (as of today 5/4/04) to an empty arena in Stamford, CT he announces that as of today he is restarting the entire promotion. On a big Titantron Vince talks to the roster in the ring "And we are doing so with just 5 of you. Well the 5 survivors. Because tonight, it won't be YOUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRED! Tonight its YOUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR DEAD!" Everyone looks around wondering what the hell Vince is saying when Vince finishes with "Thats right, all of you will fight each other TO THE DEATH! Untill there are 5 left! And you have this entire empty arena to combat in. Starting right now!" To Be Continued... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve J. Rogers 0 Report post Posted May 4, 2004 Part One After the stunning announcement most of the jobbers started dukeing it out, the women started their own brawl but several factions slipped out of the ring. One group consisted of Evolution and the other group consisted of Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, Edge and Chris Jericho. The last grouping headed straight towards an empty office in the arena where Shane McMahon was waiting for them "Its started." Shane said "Okay, here is the plan, we wait this out a while, then we strike. And we are taking out Pops! Then we call an end to this blood sport and whomever is still standing, that is the WWE!" "There might be a problem" Benoit said. "We saw Evolution heading for the hills as well." "Damn. Looks like Plan B will have to be executed as well" Shane said. "Triple H must NOT MAKE IT PAST THE NIGHT!" Evolution made its way towards an office of their own, only Stephanie McMahon-Helmsely was waiting. "Hunter you know what you have to do." Was all that Steph said as she handed her husband a sledge hammer. Meanwhile, in the brawls, chaos was regining. As the women were fighing, with Jazz dominating, Kane, Taker and The Big Show decided to do their best Lenny imitations and started snapping necks of the entire women's divison. Matt Hardy saw Kane do this to Lita. With a big "NOOOOOOOOOO" he rushed over to this scrum with Shane Helms and several crusierweights in tow. Breaking up the devestation, with chairs and other items of weapons in hand they attacked Kane, Taker and Show, all of whom left no women alive. The cruisers were making headway, and had the three big guys on the run To Be Continued... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Real F'n Show Report post Posted May 4, 2004 uh, okay... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
