Thoth 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2004 (edited) The Smartmark's wrestling Federation presents... SWF LOCKDOWN, WEDNESDAY, MAY 19TH, LIVE FROM THE *SOLD OUT* MEMORIAL COLISEUM IN PORTLAND, OREGON! (5:00pm PCT, 8:00pm EST; check local listings) Send marked matches & promos to 5_moves_of_doom Opening Promo: Nathaniel Kibagami is the SWF World Heavyweight champion. He will share his immediate thoughts with us to start the show! MAIN EVENT SINGLES MATCH - FIRST OF FIVE Tom Flesher vs Dace Night Who is the king of the hill? The cream of the crop? Who should be the number one contender? This best of five series will determine it. In the first match, all the rules apply. A win here isn’t the end of the world for the loser, but momentum is a tough thing to turn around... Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: Grand Slam TAG TEAM TITLES #1 CONTENDERSHIP OVER THE TOP BATTLE ROYAL Alan Clark vs Coy West vs John Duran vs Todd Royal vs Austin Sly vs Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs Tryst vs Insane Luchadore Tag division’s heating up! The last two men remaining in the ring challenge the In Crowd for the straps! Rules: All men start in the ring at the same time. Eliminations occur when people go over the top rope and BOTH feet touch the ground. Word Limit: 6000 Send To: Thoth CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP Jacob Hemlsley vs Todd Cortez Todd goes for double gold, but the pipe-wielding maniac could stop him here! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: Thoth HARDCORE MATCH Janus vs Crow With the tag titles gone, Janus and Aecas no longer have to see eye to eye. Janus has a lot of aggression built up... and Crow likes making people bleed. Sure, that works. Rules: None to speak of. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: Suicide King USJL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Landon Maddix© vs “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins By defeating him in a non-title, making him tap out, Spike Jenkins earns a title shot. Can Spike make it a two-fer? Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: 5_moves_of_doom SINGLES MATCH Ace Lezaire vs Ryan Dustin Two young bucks (NOT THAT KIND, JANUS) tangle it up here. Someone’s getting a win in their debut match. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4000 Send To: Suicide King SINGLES MATCH David Blazenwing vs Toxxic David Blazenwing... is back in the SWF? Yeah. Yeah, he’s back. Amazingly somehow. Toxxic demanded this match to break the returnee in, and he gets it. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 3500 Send To: Thoth Edited May 19, 2004 by Thoth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2004 Flesher/Night Best of Five? Salivation. Two young bucks (NOT THAT KIND, JANUS) tangle it up here. (Y)! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2004 So...does this mean Todd's back from his computer problems? Oh, and Spike...expect a music change from me. Whever it's in the next few minutes or early tommorow depends on me thinking of a suitable theme. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
David Blazenwing 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2004 SINGLES MATCH David Blazenwing vs Toxxic David Blazenwing... is back in the SWF? Yeah. Yeah, he’s back. Amazingly somehow. Toxxic demanded this match to break the returnee in, and he gets it. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 3500 Send To: Thoth LMFAO! Well, he wanted the match, and now he has it. Let's just hope that he knows what he's getting into. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2004 Ahh, sweet card. And this series is going to own hopefully. So much fun to be had. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2004 SINGLES MATCH David Blazenwing vs Toxxic David Blazenwing... is back in the SWF? Yeah. Yeah, he’s back. Amazingly somehow. Toxxic demanded this match to break the returnee in, and he gets it. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 3500 Send To: Thoth LMFAO! Well, he wanted the match, and now he has it. Let's just hope that he knows what he's getting into. You fucking idiot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fire and Knives Report post Posted May 15, 2004 SINGLES MATCH David Blazenwing vs Toxxic David Blazenwing... is back in the SWF? Yeah. Yeah, he’s back. Amazingly somehow. Toxxic demanded this match to break the returnee in, and he gets it. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 3500 Send To: Thoth LMFAO! Well, he wanted the match, and now he has it. Let's just hope that he knows what he's getting into. Yeah. We explained it to him. K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
David Blazenwing 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2004 SINGLES MATCH David Blazenwing vs Toxxic David Blazenwing... is back in the SWF? Yeah. Yeah, he’s back. Amazingly somehow. Toxxic demanded this match to break the returnee in, and he gets it. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 3500 Send To: Thoth LMFAO! Well, he wanted the match, and now he has it. Let's just hope that he knows what he's getting into. You fucking idiot. Wow. I haven't been in SWF for a week and ALREADY people are treating me with no respect. Real nice way to promote comraderie there, Spike. But besides that, forget ANYTHING that ever happened with me. This is a totally new start. I plan on actually trying this time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2004 That tag title contendership battle royal looks a little fishy. Only 4 of the guys have any history teaming with anyone else in the group. Oh well... *gets ready to bust out teh super duper double teams* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2004 Well a nice card, I mark the fuck out for the series that's starting. Crowe and Janus HC= *drools* but that battle royale is ca-razy! Even more crazy now that I see I'm in it. See I'd say, "Yeah, I'll show." But I didn't last show and said I would, so hey, I dunno. Maybe enough Pepsi and "Ska Robot Army" will have me do well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thoth 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2004 Clarification on the tag battle royal: Since is it for the tag straps, you may team up with a person and co-write that match. If you do so, please tell me (in your PM) who you teamed with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2004 HARDCORE MATCH Janus vs Crow With the tag titles gone, Janus and Aecas no longer have to see eye to eye. Janus has a lot of aggression built up... and Crow likes making people bleed. Sure, that works. Rules: None to speak of. When history collides! *cracks knuckles* I think this is the first actual competitive, non-co-written actual match that Crow and I have had... ever. (Y) Two young bucks (NOT THAT KIND, JANUS) tangle it up here. .... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Evolution Report post Posted May 16, 2004 Since is it for the tag straps, you may team up with a person and co-write that match. If you do so, please tell me (in your PM) who you teamed with. Todd, if you're alive, I'm not writing to win. I'm tired of the tag game. You can write for us to win, though, if you wish. I don't mind doing tag matches, but I don't particularly like it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crowe 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2004 HARDCORE MATCH Janus vs Crow With the tag titles gone, Janus and Aecas no longer have to see eye to eye. Janus has a lot of aggression built up... and Crow likes making people bleed. Sure, that works. Rules: None to speak of. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: Suicide King Mmm. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Crow vs Janus, a match for the ages. And Janus, this will be the second competitive match we've written against each other... do not forget the "Smirnoff" match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2004 And Janus, this will be the second competitive match we've written against each other... do not forget the "Smirnoff" match. Yes, but this an an actual -wrestling- match... if hardcore counts as wrestling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crowe 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2004 Just know you will die. I intend to bust my fucking gut on this match to get it absolutely perfect. Muahahaha~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hhh6294 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2004 hm... I guess the hiatus memo didn't reach Thoth's desk. Depressing. Congrats on the easy win Cortez. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2004 Spike...new musical stats are up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted May 16, 2004 No Bucks? Awwwww..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2004 Match is in. That was fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2004 hm... I guess the hiatus memo didn't reach Thoth's desk. Depressing. Congrats on the easy win Cortez. Hey, you're putting over the up-and-coming rookie without complaining! What a company man! Let's reward him with a job even after he's old, fat and untalented. Jake, I dub thee: Big Bossman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2004 SINGLES MATCH David Blazenwing vs Toxxic David Blazenwing... is back in the SWF? Yeah. Yeah, he’s back. Amazingly somehow. Toxxic demanded this match to break the returnee in, and he gets it. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 3500 Send To: Thoth LMFAO! Well, he wanted the match, and now he has it. Let's just hope that he knows what he's getting into. [EGO]I'll square with you now - i wanted this match because Toxxic has some serious rage to take out, and I didn't want to interrupt anyone's flow. You are new/returning, so you have no flow to interrupt. If you want to know how to beat me in a straight singles match, talk to Clark and Kibs. They are the only one's who've managed it since I debuted at the beginning of Feb. [THUGG]Da 'Now you know what YOU'RE getting into' Toxx[/THUGG] [/EGO] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2004 Let's reward him with a job even after he's old, fat and untalented. Jake, I dub thee: Big Bossman. Big Helmsman! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2004 Let's reward him with a job even after he's old, fat and untalented. Jake, I dub thee: Big Bossman. Big Helmsman! You mean he steers the ship of the SWF through troubled waters? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2004 Let's reward him with a job even after he's old, fat and untalented. Jake, I dub thee: Big Bossman. Big Helmsman! You mean he steers the ship of the SWF through troubled waters? I'd job to that gimmick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2004 I'm staring at my match as of right now, which I intend to show for, but all I can say is- Ssssshhhhhiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt, can you say "Clusterfuck?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2004 Pffffffffft... like *I* know how I beat you, Toxx... it was called "you weren't near as good as you are now" Now I'm like a human hurdle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2004 Shush. Don't go destroying your aura of mystique. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2004 Shush. Don't go destroying your aura of mystique. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2004 *Kicks Rando in his aura of mystique* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
