Karaoke suggestions needed

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Tears from heaven- clapton

You'd have a beer chucked at your headd if you sang that shit while I was around. Thats not a kareoke song at all. Nor if "My Love will Go On" by Celine Dion...but some how a bunch of bitches eventually try to sing it.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

What kind of a shitty bar do you go to? SLOW karaoke songs? Yecch.

 

No one here tries any of that bullshit unless they are absolutely smashed and all lovey about it. In one of the most pathetically hilarious things I've ever seen in my life, I saw this MASSIVE toothless woman with huge tumbling knockers do a rendition of the theme song from The Bodyguard, and start bawling halfway through, while her husband or whatever just kind of glanced around nervously, then got her out of there. I saw him holding her hair while she puked in the alley later. That's love.