Pro Wrestling Live

May 20, 2004

The wrestling world is ready for something different… and now they’re gonna get it!

Notorious CRD Productions proudly presents… PRO WRESTLING LIVE!

PWL is a Cult federation with $2.5 million in assets on hand. They have already secured a TV deal with the F/X network in which their weekly show, Crash TV, will air late evenings on Tuesday.

PWL recognizes 5 championships:

King of the Ring (our primary title)

Gimmick (our secondary title – always decided in a gimmick match)

Dynamic Duo (our tag team title)

High Flyer (our lightweight title)

Y Division (our ladies’ title)

PWL’s first show takes place on June 1st, 2004! Be there!

May 20, 2004

Note: I forgot to change the recapper so this show was reviewed by Scotsman. That won't be the case after this show.

PWL Crash TV

June 1st

Announcers: Mike Johnson, Dave Meltzer

Y Division Title Tournament Match

Bionic J vs Brandi Alexander

Chop from Brandi on Bionic J. Bionic J elbows Brandi Alexander in the face to break a hammerlock. Bionic J slams Brandi down. Brandi Alexander charges, Bionic J moves, and the referee is knocked out. Slingshot clothesline by Bionic J, who almost slipped on the ropes...bwahahahaha, now that would have been really cool. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is still down. Bionic J misses a clothesline. Brandi flattens Bionic J like a steamroller going over a dwarf. Brandi Alexander hits a bad delayed suplex on Bionic J. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Chin crusher by Brandi Alexander, the execution was crap. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Brandi drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Back heel kick from Bionic J on Brandi, missed by miles. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Brandi Alexander takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Brandi Alexander moves in for the kill. German Suplex! 1....2....3.

Rating: 44%

Chris Candido is backstage. I wasn't really paying attention at this point, as i was looking for some beer. From what i picked up, he was on hype duty tonight, this time for a match with Sabu.

Rating: 72%

Dynamic Duo Title Tournament Match

The Ravers vs The Urban Outlawz

Glen slams Marshall Knox. Thrown slam by Glen. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Tag to Chaz. The Ravers whip Marshall into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. 1 - 2 - kick out. Chaz with a spinning neckbreaker on Marshall. Marshall kicks Chaz in the gut to reverse the momentum. Marshall Knox scores with a face jam on Chaz. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Tag to Mike Knox. Knox hits a stump piledriver on Chaz, but messed it up. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Big kick from Knox. Chaz powers out of a headlock. Back elbow connects, Knox staggers backward. Tag to Glen. Knox gets slammed. Knox tags out to Marshall Knox. Back elbow connects, Marshall staggers backward. Marshall Knox is all alone...Trance Dive!! 1....2....3! The Ravers climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory.

Rating: 53%

Marty Jannetty vs Orange Crush

Jannetty hits a quick kick on Crush. Crush backdrops Marty Jannetty out of a piledriver attempt. Crush hits a right hand. Marty Jannetty charges, Crush moves, and the referee is knocked out. Spear! Jannetty is down. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is still down. Marty Jannetty fights out of a grapple. Jannetty hits a spinning back kick. Back heel kick from Jannetty on Crush. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Flying knee to the face from Marty Jannetty. Japanese marks everywhere cream themselves as someone uses a Shining Wizard....it's only a knee for crying out loud! 1 - 2 - 2.999 Crush counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Spear by Orange Crush. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Jannetty counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Orange Crush can barely stand. Rocker Dropper! 1....2....3.

Rating: 57%

A black stretch limo pulls up outside the arena, and out steps Jeff Hardy, making his first appearance in the promotion. He looks around, then heads toward the locker room.

Rating: 71%

King of the Ring Title Tournament Match

Chris Candido vs Sabu

Big dropkick by Chris Candido. Brainbuster suplex by Chris Candido. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Sabu kicks Chris Candido in the gut to reverse the momentum. Chop hits Candido...that was stiffer than a 14 year old at a stripper convention. Sabu with a spinning neckbreaker on Candido. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Powerbomb on Candido. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Rude Awakening on Chris Candido by Sabu. Chris Candido reverses a hip toss. Sabu walks into a jaw breaker. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Belly to belly off the top rope, Sabu got folded up like...uh...eh, pick your own damn metaphors. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Vertical suplex by Chris Candido. Sabu was really high...i can relate to that. Sabu gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Candido. Sabu reverses a hip toss. Flying shoulder tackle by Sabu sends Candido to the mat. Powerbomb on Candido. Bill Alfonso is at ringside! Candido wastes valuable time by yelling at Fonzie! Sabu takes advantage of the distraction and nails Candido from behind! Sabu has Chris Candido down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Arabian Facebuster, forget about it. 1....2...3! Sabu shakes hands with Bill Alfonso, showing that their plan worked perfectly.

Rating: 67%

Overall Show Rating: 61%

TV Rating: 0.85

Attendance: 387

May 20, 2004

Crash TV

June 8th

Buck Quartermain vs Scotty Riggs : Buck Q hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. Riggs hits a quick kick on Buck Q. Scotty Riggs with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Buck Q. Scotty Riggs arm drags Buck Q over. Buck Q blocks a kick from Scotty Riggs. Fallaway slam by Buck Quartermain. Massive backbreaker, Riggs got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Hooks the leg for a two count. Riggs drops out the back of a Buck Quartermain bodyslam attempt. Riggs, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Buck Quartermain. Cover for a two count. Scotty Riggs with an enziguri. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Buck Quartermain ducks a clothesline attempt. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Buck Quartermain uses a forearm to the face. Scotty Riggs comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Scotty Riggs arm drags Buck Q over. Buck Quartermain can barely stand. Standing Dropkick! 1....2....3. This one gets * rating and likes it.

Rating: 44%

Jeff Hardy is in the ring, about to give an interview. Out from the crowd comes the debuting The Messiah, who attacks. The Messiah moves in for the kill. The Godsmack! J.Hardy has been laid out by The Messiah.

Rating: 80%

Dynamic Duo Title Tournament Match

Manilla Thrillaz vs Suicide Blondes : Kim walks into a high dropkick from Jason Lee. Hard back suplex on Kim. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Cover for a two count. Tag between Jason Lee and Derrick King. Suicide Blondes whip Kim into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Cover for a two count. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Derrick King gets taken down out of nowhere. Kim crushes Derrick with a big legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to B-Boy. B-Boy crushes Derrick with a running senton. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Derrick reverses a B-Boy hammerlock. Derrick King hits a rolling kick on B-Boy. Tag between Derrick King and Jason Lee. Jason Lee scores with a back heel kick on B-Boy. B-Boy tags out to Billy Kim. Driven DDT by Jason Lee. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Billy Kim gets knocked to the ground by Lee. Billy Kim gets locked in the Dragon Sleeper! Submission victory! This gets a **3/4 rating. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Rating: 59%

John Kronus vs Sean O'Haire : Kronus slams Sean O'Haire down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Big clothesline from Kronus. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sean O'Haire powers out of a John Kronus headlock. Kronus receives some punishment. Sean O'Haire with a spinning neckbreaker on Kronus. Hooks the leg for a two count. Powerbomb on Kronus. Pin, but Kronus is out just before the three count. Rude Awakening on John Kronus by O'Haire. Kronus backdrops Sean O'Haire out of a piledriver attempt. John Kronus hits a bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sloppy tornado punch from John Kronus, O'Haire barely got hit. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Kronus slams Sean O'Haire down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Sean O'Haire takes a right hand to the temple from Kronus. Sean O'Haire avoids a John Kronus avalanche. Flying shoulder tackle by O'Haire sends Kronus to the mat. Sean O'Haire scores with a standing spinebuster. Sean O'Haire moves in for the kill. The Prophecy!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! I'll give it a *1/2 rating.

Rating: 57%

A video is played, hyping the upcoming Jeff Hardy vs The Messiah match.

Rating: 64%

King of the Ring Title Tournament Match

The Messiah vs Jeff Hardy : Bodyslam by Messiah. Messiah hits a stump piledriver on Jeff Hardy. Hooks the leg for a two count. J.Hardy ducks a wild right hand. Kick from Jeff Hardy to the leg. Jeff Hardy hits a rolling kick on Messiah. There's a two count on the pin. Back heel kick off the second rope, Messiah goes down. Pin, but Messiah is out just before the three count. Second rope flying axe handle, Messiah goes down. The Messiah pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Spinebuster by The Messiah. Cover for a two count. Lifting DDT by The Messiah, looked good. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Big backdrop on J.Hardy, executed well. J.Hardy receives some punishment. The Messiah misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Hard back suplex on Messiah. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Tiger suplex on Messiah, right from out of the Misawa playbook. The Messiah can barely stand. Twist Of Fate! 1....2....3. Almost wandered into *** match territory, but there was too much that dragged it down so it only gets a **3/4 rating.

Rating: 70%

Overall Rating: 63%

TV Rating: 0.88

Attendance: 394

May 20, 2004

Crash TV

June 15th

Y Division Title Tournament Match

KAORU vs Takako Inoue : Takako Inoue strikes KAORU. Takako Inoue DDTs KAORU, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. There's a two count on the pin. KAORU counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Kick from KAORU to the leg. KAORU arm drags Inoue over. Cover for a two count. Diving headbutt from KAORU, not much elevation. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Inoue takes a chop from KAORU. KAORU only gets knees on a splash. Big clothesline from Inoue. Hooks the leg for a two count. Takako Inoue uses something vaguely resembling a reverse suplex. Pin, but KAORU is out just before the three count. KAORU gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Weak headbutt on KAORU by Inoue. KAORU ducks a clothesline attempt. KAORU hits a spinning back kick. KAORU blasts Inoue with a rather-less-than-super kick. Takako Inoue is in trouble. Excalibur! 1....2....3. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Rating: 49%

Nicho El Millonario is in the ring, cutting an interview. The lights go out, and a new entrance video plays. The lights come back on, and the debuting Kanyon is standing on the sound stage, holding a microphone. He gives a speech about what he is going to do. Nicho El Millonario cuts back in, unhappy about his interview being interupted. They descend into insults, threats, and challenges. Kanyon gets the last word, promising that he is here to make an impact, and then leaves.

Rating: 67%

Dynamic Duo Title Tournament Match

The Bell Brothers vs Youthanazia : Fallaway slam by Mark Bell. Massive backbreaker, M-Dogg 20 got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Cover for a two count. Mark Bell tags out to Mike Bell. The Bell Brothers whip M-Dogg 20 into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Big backdrop on M-Dogg 20, executed well. There's a two count on the pin. M-Dogg 20 gets slammed. M-Dogg 20 counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Tornado DDT from M-Dogg 20, Mike Bell got planted. M-Dogg 20 tags out to Josh Prohibition. Flying elbow from Josh Prohibition. Lightning kick by Josh on Mike Bell. Josh walks into a trip. Tag between Mike Bell and Mark Bell. Nice piledriver on Josh. Death valley driver by Mark Bell, Josh Prohibition got planted. Pin, but Josh is out just before the three count. Josh receives some punishment. Mark Bell drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Mark Bell takes a hurrancarana from Josh Prohibition. Josh Prohibition moves in for the kill. T-Bone Prohibition Plex! 1....2....3. Almost wandered into *** match territory, but there was too much that dragged it down so it only gets a **3/4 rating.

Rating: 61%

Chance Beckett vs Evan Karagias : Spinning back kick from Chance Beckett. Karagias walks into a high dropkick from Chance Beckett. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Flying elbow from Chance Beckett. Beckett walks into a trip. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Flying reverse elbow by Evan Karagias. Hooks the leg for a two count. Chance Beckett avoids a Evan Karagias avalanche. Beckett crushes Karagias with a big legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Karagias, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Karagias blocks a kick from Chance Beckett. Standing leg lariat by Evan Karagias on Beckett. Beckett drops out the back of a Evan Karagias bodyslam attempt. Flying elbow from Chance Beckett. Chance Beckett has Evan Karagias down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Through the air, Chance Encounter! 1....2....3. Evan Karagias goes nuts, screaming and yelling at everyone within earshot. Almost wandered into *** match territory, but there was too much that dragged it down so it only gets a **3/4 rating.

Rating: 63%

La Parka is walking backstage, when he meets Alex Wright. They trade insults, get in each others faces, but eventually walk off without coming to blows.

Rating: 77%

King of the Ring Title Tournament Match

Nicho El Millonario vs Kanyon : Kick from Nicho El Millonario to the leg. Kanyon counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Kanyon bodyslams Nicho El Millonario. Nicho El Millonario charges, Kanyon moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Kanyon scores with a big spinebuster. Cover, but there's no one to count for Kanyon. Nicho El Millonario takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Hard back suplex on Kanyon. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Super kick by Nicho El Millonario. Hooks the leg for a two count. Diamond Dust from Nicho El Millonario, Kanyon is out. Pin, but Kanyon is out just before the three count. Kanyon counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Kanyon hits a bulldog off the ropes. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Nicho El Millonario ducks a clothesline attempt. Nicho El Millonario ducks a Kanyon clothesline and does a quick roll up. Nicho has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Nicho El Millonario slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Kanyon to get some payback. This gets a **3/4 rating. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Rating: 70%

Overall Rating: 65%

TV Rating: 0.92

Attendance: 383

May 20, 2004

Crash TV

June 22nd

Alyx Wynters vs Air Paris : Air Paris scores with a back heel kick on Wynters. Air Paris strikes Wynters. Wynters takes a flying neckbreaker from Air Paris. Driven DDT by Air Paris. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Wynters backdrops Air Paris out of a piledriver attempt. Wynters hits a flying kick on Paris. Back heel kick from Wynters on Paris, missed by miles. Cover for a two count. Paris blocks a punch. Paris crushes Wynters with a big legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Diamond Dust from Air Paris, Wynters is out. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Alyx Wynters elbows Air Paris in the face to break a hammerlock. Paris takes a chop from Wynters. Paris pushes out of a Alyx Wynters hold. Hard back suplex on Wynters. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Air Paris has Alyx Wynters down on the canvas. Here it comes - Slingshot Legdrop, forget about it. 1....2...3! It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1/2 rating.

Rating: 49%

Alex Wright is backstage. He was out there to tell La Parka that he was going to discombobulate him. Hey, that's my line!

Rating: 71%

PWL Y Division Title Tournament Final

Brandi Alexander vs KAORU (For The PWL Y Division Title) : KAORU snapmares Brandi Alexander. Brandi Alexander avoids a KAORU avalanche. KAORU walks into a chop to the pecs. Brandi whips KAORU into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Face-first suplex from Brandi. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Brandi Alexander gets taken down out of nowhere. KAORU hits a dropkick on Brandi Alexander. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Back heel kick from KAORU on Brandi. Hooks the leg for a two count. KAORU face jams Brandi Alexander. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Brandi Alexander elbows KAORU in the face to break a hammerlock. Sloppy short range spear from Brandi Alexander. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. KAORU counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Brandi Alexander can barely stand. Excalibur!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! KAORU remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. Bland match, but i'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Rating: 49%

PWL Dynamic Duo Title Tournament Final

The Ravers vs Suicide Blondes vs Youthanazia (For The PWL Dynamic Duo Titles) : M-Dogg 20 hits a dropkick on Derrick King. M-Dogg 20 hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Tag between M-Dogg 20 and Josh Prohibition. Second rope flying axe handle, Derrick goes down. Flying reverse elbow by Josh Prohibition. Tag between Josh Prohibition and M-Dogg 20. Youthanazia whip Derrick into the corner. M-Dogg 20 whips Josh Prohibition in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Tag to Jason Lee. Hard back suplex on M-Dogg 20. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Chaz. Chaz hits a right hand. Tag between Jason Lee and Josh Prohibition. Josh walks into a jaw breaker. Tag between Chaz and Glen. Glen face jams Josh Prohibition. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Glen tags out to Jason Lee. Kick from Jason Lee to the leg. Josh counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Josh crushes Lee with a big legdrop. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Josh defeats Lee. Kick from Josh Prohibition to the leg. Driven DDT by Josh Prohibition. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Tag between Josh Prohibition and M-Dogg 20. DDT from the top rope by M-Dogg 20. That looked brutal. Glen powers out of a headlock. Glen tags out to Chaz. Spear by Chaz. Chaz floors M-Dogg 20...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Flying BUTT Bump! 1....2....3. A good *** rating.

Rating: 66%

A video is played hyping next week’s Jeff Hardy vs Sabu match.

Rating: 63%

King of the Ring Title Tournament Match

Alex Wright vs La Parka : Hard impact russian legsweep by Wright. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Parka walks into a jaw breaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Parka ducks a wild right hand. Parka hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Second rope flying axe handle, Wright goes down. Hooks the leg for a two count. DDT from the top rope by La Parka. That looked brutal. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Parka uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Wright counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Parka walks into a jaw breaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Wicked suplex out of the corner from Alex Wright, executed well. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Alex Wright snap suplexes Parka...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) La Parka walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Wright. La Parka fights out of a grapple. Second rope flying axe handle, Wright goes down. DDT from the top rope by La Parka. That looked brutal. La Parka moves in for the kill. La Parkinator!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Alex Wright goes nuts, attacking the referee! DDT! The referee is out! *** rating for a good bout.

Rating: 74%

Overall Rating: 63%

TV Rating: 0.88

Attendance: 396

May 20, 2004

Crash TV

June 29th

High Flyer Title Tournament Match

Billy Kim vs Evan Karagias : Driven DDT by Billy Kim. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Lightning kick by Kim on Karagias. Hooks the leg for a two count. Evan Karagias powers out of a Billy Kim headlock. Kim walks into a high dropkick from Evan Karagias. Evan Karagias hits a rolling kick on Kim. Cover for a two count. Tornado DDT from Evan Karagias, Kim got planted. Pin, but Kim is out just before the three count. Driven DDT by Evan Karagias. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Billy Kim takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Lightning kick by Kim on Karagias. There's a two count on the pin. Tiger suplex on Karagias, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pin, but Karagias is out just before the three count. Second rope flying axe handle, Karagias goes down. Karagias walks into a high dropkick from Billy Kim. Evan Karagias avoids a Billy Kim avalanche. Driven DDT by Evan Karagias. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Tiger suplex on Kim, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Evan Karagias has Billy Kim down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Flying Press, forget about it. 1....2...3! ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Rating: 53%

Bill Alfonso is backstage with Sabu. Bill Alfonso was verbally abusing Jeff Hardy on behalf of Sabu. There's no better way to build up a fighter than to promote him as someone who needs a manager to do their fighting talk.

Rating: 70%

Gillberg vs Orange Crush : Orange Crush fires off some right and left hands. Fallaway slam by Orange Crush. There's a two count on the pin. Gillberg reverses a Orange Crush hammerlock. Right hand from Gillberg on Crush. Crush takes a back suplex. Amateur-style takedown from Gillberg, capitalising on that *huge* demand for amateur wrestling that we see every day. Crush counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Orange Crush hits a bulldog off the ropes. Gillberg can barely stand. Orange Crush!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! The streak begins! I'll give it a *1/2 rating.

Rating: 52%

The Messiah vs Kanyon : The Messiah with a spinning neckbreaker on Kanyon. Kanyon walks into a spike slam. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kanyon powers out of a The Messiah headlock. Kanyon bodyslams The Messiah. Big clothesline on Messiah. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kanyon scores with a standing spinebuster. Pin, but Messiah is out just before the three count. Kanyon with a spinning neckbreaker on Messiah. Messiah counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Massive backbreaker, Kanyon got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Cover for a two count. Death valley driver by The Messiah, Kanyon is down and hurt. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Big clothesline on Kanyon. Messiah slams Kanyon. Kanyon takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Kanyon with a spinning neckbreaker on Messiah. Brutal powerbomb on Messiah. Kanyon moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Flatliner. 1....2...3, it's finished. I can't decide whether it's a *** or a ***1/2 match...let's go for a ***1/4 rating to make it fair.

Rating: 74%

The Ravers are in the ring when Youthanazia come out. They enter the ring and make a challenge for a match. The Ravers accept, and after a few traded insults, the two teams begin brawling. Referees eventually hit the ring and separate them, with neither team having gotten a clear advantage.

Rating: 40%

King of the Ring Title Tournament Match

Jeff Hardy vs Sabu : Sabu hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. J.Hardy counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Jeff Hardy scores with a back heel kick on Sabu. Sabu reverses an irish whip...and Jeff Hardy runs into the referee. Back heel kick off the second rope, Sabu goes down. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Jeff Hardy gets taken down out of nowhere. Running knee lift from Sabu. Lightning kick by Sabu on J.Hardy. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on J.Hardy, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Jeff Hardy avoids a Sabu avalanche. J.Hardy crushes Sabu with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Sabu avoids a Jeff Hardy avalanche. Sabu floors Jeff Hardy...and climbs the turnbuckles. Arabian Facebuster!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. *** rating for a good bout.

Rating: 75%

Overall Rating: 62%

TV Rating: 0.91

Attendance: 391

May 20, 2004

Crash TV

July 6th

Don Callis comes out from the back, making his debut tonight. He takes the microphone and makes it clear that he is in a position of power.

Rating: 86%

High Flyer Title Tournament Match

B-Boy vs Austin Lee : Spinning back kick from B-Boy. Stiff high kick on Lee by B-Boy who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. B-Boy hits a dropkick on Austin Lee. B-Boy hits a dropkick on Austin Lee. Lee pushes out of a B-Boy hold. Spin kick by Austin Lee to the face. Lee crushes B-Boy with a running senton. There's a two count on the pin. Lee only gets knees on a splash. Lee takes a hurrancarana from B-Boy. Hooks the leg for a two count. Lee walks into a face crusher variation. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Lee backdrops B-Boy out of a piledriver attempt. Standing leg lariat by Austin Lee on B-Boy. Lee only gets knees on a splash. B-Boy uses a basement dropkick to the knee. B-Boy moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Shining Wizard. 1....2...3, it's finished. I'll give it a **1/2 rating.

Rating: 58%

The Ravers vs Youthanazia (For The PWL Dynamic Duo Titles) : Driven DDT by Josh Prohibition. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Josh crushes Glen with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Josh Prohibition and M-Dogg 20. Youthanazia whip Glen into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hard back suplex on Glen. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? There's a two count on the pin. M-Dogg 20 hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Glen takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Death valley driver by Glen, M-Dogg 20 got planted. Tag between Glen and Chaz. Back elbow connects, M-Dogg 20 staggers backward. Reverse DDT on M-Dogg 20. Chaz gets taken down out of nowhere. M-Dogg 20 tags out to Josh Prohibition. Josh crushes Chaz with a running senton. Chaz walks into a face crusher variation. Pin, but Chaz is out just before the three count. Standing leg lariat by Josh Prohibition on Chaz. Chaz counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Spear by Chaz. It's BONZO GONZO! Chaos reigns as everyone winds up in the ring brawling! The referee tries to separate Chaz and Josh, buts gets shoved away. The referee turns and calls for the bell. He's had enough, and has called this a double DQ. The Ravers and Youthanazia don't look like they've finished! They continue to brawl in and around the ring, not stopping until a host of referees run down the aisle to break them up. It gets a ***1/2 rating.

Rating: 72%

Nick Dinsmore vs Kaos : Hard back suplex on Eugene. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Cover for a two count. Eugene backdrops Kaos out of a piledriver attempt. Kaos walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Eugene. Vertical suplex by Nick Dinsmore. Cover for a two count. Front legsweep slam by Nick Dinsmore, hit with precision. Pin, but Kaos is out just before the three count. Kaos gets caught with a short powerbomb from Eugene. Kaos counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Eugene is down. There's a two count on the pin. DDT from the top rope by Kaos. That looked brutal. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Hard back suplex on Eugene. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Kaos hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Eugene reverses a Kaos hammerlock. Vertical suplex by Nick Dinsmore. Kaos gets hit with a Black Tiger-esque splash mountain out of the corner. Nick Dinsmore has Kaos down on the canvas. Here it comes...Crossface! Kaos taps! **1/2 rating for a decent contest.

Rating: 64%

Don Callis is backstage, and announces that at Highway To Hell we will see The Ravers and Youthanazia fight in a tag team match.

Rating: 77%

King of the Ring Title Tournament Match

La Parka vs Nicho El Millonario : La Parka strikes Nicho. Nicho blocks a kick from La Parka. Nicho El Millonario strikes Parka. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Power drive elbow by Nicho El Millonario. Cover, but there's no one to count for Nicho El Millonario. Nicho drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Parka hits a dropkick on Nicho El Millonario. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. There's a two count on the pin. Tiger suplex on Nicho, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pin, but Nicho is out just before the three count. Nicho blocks a punch. Lightning kick by Nicho on Parka. Pin, but Parka is out just before the three count. Parka reverses a waistlock. La Parka moves in for the kill. La Parkinator!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Sabu comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Sabu slams Parka down. Sabu climbs to the top rope and hits the Arabian Facebuster! La Parka has been left down on the canvas. *** rating for a good bout.

Rating: 76%

Overall Rating: 72%

TV Rating: 0.89

Attendance: 389

May 21, 2004

Crash TV

July 13th

High Flyer Title Tournament Match

Chance Beckett vs Halo : Halo hits a rolling kick on Beckett. Lightning kick by Halo on Beckett. Cover for a two count. Beckett powers out of a headlock. Chance Beckett strikes Halo. Beckett uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Hooks the leg for a two count. Halo walks into a face crusher variation. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Second rope flying axe handle, Halo goes down. Halo powers out of a headlock. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Hooks the leg for a two count. Power drive elbow by Halo. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Spin kick by Halo to the face. Kick from Halo to the leg. Beckett ducks a wild right hand. Beckett hits a dropkick on Halo. Diamond Dust from Chance Beckett, Halo is out. Chance Beckett moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Mafia Kick. 1....2...3, it's finished. This gets a **3/4 rating. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Rating: 60%

Don Callis is backstage, and announces that at Highway To Hell we will see Sabu and La Parka fight one on one in the finals of the King of the Ring title tournament.

Rating: 74%

Gillberg vs Scotty Riggs : Gillberg gets hip tossed by Riggs. Gillberg gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. Gillberg counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Riggs eats a swinging neckbreaker slam from Gillberg. Riggs takes a snap suplex from Gillberg. Riggs eats a swinging neckbreaker slam from Gillberg. Riggs blocks the suplex attempt. Scotty Riggs hits a sloppy double axe handle. Gillberg gets knocked to the ground by Riggs. The Clapper!!! Gillberg taps out! The streak continues! This one gets * rating and likes it.

Rating: 47%

Chris Candido vs Kaos : Flying elbow from Kaos. Super kick by Kaos. There's a two count on the pin. Candido counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Double arm suplex by Chris Candido, Kaos hits hard. Vertical suplex by Chris Candido. There's a two count on the pin. Belly to belly off the top rope, Kaos got folded up big time. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Vertical suplex by Chris Candido. Kaos counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Candido takes a hurrancarana from Kaos. Hooks the leg for a two count. Candido walks into a face crusher variation. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Kaos uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Dropkick connects, Candido goes down. Kaos misses a clothesline. Gut buster, Kaos hits hard. Belly to belly off the top rope, Kaos got folded up big time. Chris Candido moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Blonde Bombshell. 1....2...3, it's finished. This gets a **3/4 rating. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Rating: 67%

The Ravers come out, and announce that they have found a new manager to be in their corner. Out from the back comes Alicia Webb, apparently making her debut as the new manager of Chaz and Glen.

Rating: 69%

Sabu and Nicho El Millonario vs La Parka and Jeff Hardy : Parka uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Nicho takes a hurrancarana from La Parka. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Jeff Hardy. J.Hardy \ Parka hook up Nicho, then hit a double suplex. Jeff Hardy hits a rolling kick on Nicho. Hooks the leg for a two count. Standing leg lariat by Jeff Hardy on Nicho. Nicho ducks a wild right hand. Tornado DDT from Nicho El Millonario, J.Hardy got planted. Nicho tags out to Sabu. Sabu hits a rolling kick on J.Hardy. Spear by Sabu. J.Hardy backdrops Sabu out of a piledriver attempt. Tag to La Parka. Parka crushes Sabu with a big legdrop. Tiger suplex on Sabu, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. La Parka scores with a back heel kick on Sabu. Parka drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Spear by Sabu. La Parka grabs Sabu from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Sabu rolls through with the move! He is using the tights for leverage! 1....2...3! The referee didn't see it! I'll give this a ***1/4 rating.

Rating: 78%

Overall Rating: 67%

TV Rating: 0.87

Attendance: 382

May 21, 2004

Crash TV

July 20th

The Bell Brothers vs The Urban Outlawz : Marshall Knox snap suplexes Mark Bell, and somewhere Dynamite Kid groans at that crappy execution. Marshall Knox uses an armbreaker to take Mark Bell down. Cover for a two count. Tag to Mike Knox. Marshall Knox scoops up Mark Bell. Knox bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Mark Bell takes a vertical suplex. Knox walks into a trip. Mark Bell hits a bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Mike Bell. Knox walks into a spike slam. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Big backdrop on Knox, executed well. Mike Knox avoids a Mike Bell avalanche. Mike Bell takes a vertical suplex. Knox tags out to Marshall Knox. Mike Bell takes a back suplex. Tag between Mike Bell and Mark Bell. Marshall Knox snap suplexes Mark Bell...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Mark Bell is in trouble. The Showdown!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood.

Rating: 53%

Bill Alfonso is backstage with Sabu. Bill Alfonso was building up the feud between La Parka and Sabu. Good idea.

Rating: 65%

High Flyer Tournament Title Match

Air Paris vs Alyx Wynters : Air Paris takes a knee lift from Wynters. Alyx Wynters uses a running dropkick into the corner. Hooks the leg for a two count. Paris counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Wynters walks into a high dropkick from Air Paris. Spin kick by Air Paris to the face. Cover for a two count. Tiger suplex on Wynters, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Air Paris hits a rolling kick on Wynters. Wynters blocks the suplex attempt. Big clothesline from Wynters. Cover for a two count. Alyx Wynters with an enziguri. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Flying elbow from Alyx Wynters, barely hitting the target. Alyx Wynters strikes Paris. Paris powers out of a headlock. Air Paris hits a rolling kick on Wynters. Back heel kick off the second rope, Wynters goes down. Air Paris has Alyx Wynters down on the canvas. Slingshot Legdrop!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1/2 rating.

Rating: 50%

John Kronus vs Alex Wright : Wright takes a vertical suplex. Weak bodyslam by Kronus. Hooks the leg for a two count. Alex Wright fights out of a grapple. Kronus gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Wright. Big dropkick by Alex Wright, who got good elevation. Hooks the leg for a two count. Alex Wright brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly kill Kronus. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Big dropkick by Alex Wright, who got good elevation. Kronus counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. John Kronus DDTs Wright, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. There's a two count on the pin. Side suplex from Kronus. Pin, but Wright is out just before the three count. Alex Wright takes a right hand to the temple from Kronus. Alex Wright takes a right hand to the temple from Kronus. Alex Wright powers out of a John Kronus headlock. Stun Gun from Alex Wright! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? Front legsweep slam by Alex Wright, hit with precision. John Kronus is in trouble. Here it comes - Hangman's Noose Neckbreaker. 1....2...3, it's finished. I'll give it a **1/2 rating.

Rating: 63%

The Ravers are walking backstage when they are spotted by Youthanazia. They attack, and after a short brawl, The Ravers have been left down on the floor, hurt.

Rating: 49%

Jeff Hardy vs Sean O'Haire : Jeff Hardy strikes O'Haire. Jeff Hardy misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. J.Hardy gets slammed. Jeff Hardy charges, O'Haire moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Death valley driver by Sean O'Haire, Jeff Hardy got planted. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. J.Hardy counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Flying elbow from Jeff Hardy. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Hooks the leg for a two count. DDT from the top rope by Jeff Hardy. That looked brutal. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. O'Haire kicks Jeff Hardy in the gut to reverse the momentum. Full nelson slam on J.Hardy. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. J.Hardy ducks a wild right hand. The bell rings. The referee declares that the time limit has expired, and the match is a draw. Jeff Hardy offers a handshake to O'Haire...and he accepts it! No! Sean O'Haire levels J.Hardy with a cheap shot right hand! Sean O'Haire spins J.Hardy around. Sean O'Haire hits the The Prophecy! Jeff Hardy has been floored after the match. Almost wandered into *** match territory, but there was too much that dragged it down so it only gets a **3/4 rating.

Rating: 72%

Overall Rating: 60%

TV Rating: 0.93

Attendance: 374

May 21, 2004

Highway To Hell

July 25th

A video is played, hyping the La Parka vs Sabu feud.

Rating: 58%

Buck Quartermain vs Orange Crush : Crush slams Buck Quartermain. Crush drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Buck Q bodyslams Orange Crush. Buck Quartermain misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Massive lariat, apparently Buck Q has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Crush reverses a waistlock. Big backdrop on Buck Q, executed well. Buck Q walks into a spike slam. Cover for a two count. Death valley driver by Orange Crush, Buck Quartermain got planted. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Buck Quartermain pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Buck Q hits a stump piledriver on Orange Crush. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Crush ducks a wild right hand. Orange Crush has Buck Quartermain down on the canvas. Here it comes - Running Leg Drop, forget about it. 1....2...3! ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Rating: 54%

Bionic J vs KAORU (For The PWL Y Division Title) : KAORU hits a quick kick on Bionic J. Bionic J counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Chop by Bionic J on KAORU. We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Face-first suplex from Bionic J, but not done well. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. KAORU counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. KAORU hits a dropkick on Bionic J. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. KAORU hits a crap missile dropkick on Bionic J. Hooks the leg for a two count. KAORU face jams Bionic J. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Bionic J powers out of a headlock. Brutal forearm by Bionic J, who is evidently going the Misawa route...but without any of the talent. Pin, but KAORU is out just before the three count. KAORU avoids a Bionic J avalanche. Bionic J can barely stand. Excalibur! 1....2....3. KAORU goes into the crowd, where she celebrates her victory It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1/2 rating.

Rating: 51%

We see La Parka arriving backstage.

Rating: 78%

Youthanazia vs The Ravers (For The PWL Dynamic Duo Titles) : Glen hits a right hand. Big clothesline on Josh. Hooks the leg for a two count. Glen tags out to Chaz. The Ravers whip Josh into the corner. Glen whips Chaz in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Cover for a two count. Josh gets caught with a short powerbomb from Chaz. Chaz walks into a trip. Super frankensteiner on Chaz, who hit hard. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Josh Prohibition and M-Dogg 20. Lightning kick by M-Dogg 20 on Chaz. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. M-Dogg 20 hits a rolling kick on Chaz. M-Dogg 20 drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Big backdrop on M-Dogg 20, executed well. Chaz tags out to Glen. M-Dogg 20 takes a back suplex. M-Dogg 20 tags out to Josh Prohibition. Right hand from Glen on Josh. Glen scores with a forearm, sending Josh down into the corner. The referee pulls Glen away to get the break. Wait! Josh has pulled something out of his tights. Glen walks over...and gets floored by a punch! No, the referee saw the brass knuckles! We have DQ decision! Youthanazia don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack The Ravers, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends. A **** rating for a good contest.

Rating: 77%

Kanyon vs The Messiah : Kanyon gets slammed. Kanyon blocks a kick from The Messiah. Kanyon bodyslams The Messiah. Messiah reverses an irish whip...and Kanyon runs into the referee. Spear! Messiah is down and hurt. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Messiah reverses a Kanyon hammerlock. Rude Awakening on Kanyon by Messiah. Spear by The Messiah. Cover for a two count. Death valley driver by The Messiah, Kanyon is down and hurt. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Kanyon ducks a wild right hand. Messiah walks into a spike slam. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. The Messiah powers out of a Kanyon headlock. Kanyon can barely stand. The Godsmack! 1....2....3. I'll give this a ***1/4 rating.

Rating: 74%

Jeff Hardy vs Sean O'Haire : Jeff Hardy hits an irish whip into a shopping cart. J.Hardy crushes O'Haire with a big legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. O'Haire drops out the back of a Jeff Hardy bodyslam attempt. Stiff chop lights up J.Hardy. Bodyslam by O'Haire. Hooks the leg for a two count. O'Haire chair shots Jeff Hardy. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Big backdrop on J.Hardy, executed well. They brawl to the outside and into the crowd. Big punch, Sean O'Haire nailed J.Hardy. There's a two count on the pin. Sean O'Haire punches J.Hardy on the outside. They wind up back in the squared circle. J.Hardy ducks a wild right hand. Super kick by Jeff Hardy. There's a two count on the pin. Vicious kick to the teeth from Jeff Hardy. Pin, but O'Haire is out just before the three count. Hard back suplex on O'Haire. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Jeff Hardy hits a dropkick off the table. O'Haire blocks the suplex attempt. Flying shoulder tackle by O'Haire sends J.Hardy to the mat. Massive lariat, apparently O'Haire has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Sean O'Haire moves in for the kill. Seanton Bomb! 1....2....3. Sean O'Haire slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. J.Hardy turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas. This gets a **3\4 rating. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Rating: 73%

Bill Alfonso is backstage with his client Sabu. Fonzie says that he has a plan, and begins to explain what it is. The scene fades out before he reveals what the plan actually is.

Rating: 63%

King of the Ring Title Tournament Final

Sabu vs La Parka (For The PWL King of the Ring Title) : Parka gets slammed. Parka backdrops Sabu out of a piledriver attempt. Spinning back kick from La Parka. We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Back heel kick off the second rope, Sabu goes down. Cover, but there's no one to count for La Parka. Sabu drops out the back of a La Parka bodyslam attempt. Fallaway slam by Sabu. Parka takes a hurrancarana from Sabu. Hooks the leg for a two count. Brutal powerbomb on Parka. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Sabu walks into a trip. Sabu takes a hurrancarana from La Parka. Pin, but Sabu is out just before the three count. Sabu blocks a punch. Bill Alfonso is at ringside! Parka wastes valuable time by yelling at Fonzie! Sabu takes advantage of the distraction and nails Parka from behind! Sabu has La Parka down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Through the air, Arabian Facebuster! 1....2....3. Sabu and Fonzie put the boots to La Parka, stomping away on him. *** rating for a good bout.

Rating: 79%

Overall Rating: 70%

PPV Buyrate: 0.26

Attendance: 3,776

May 21, 2004

Crash TV

July 27th

High Flyer Title Tournament Match

B-Boy vs Evan Karagias : Spin kick by B-Boy to the face. Flying reverse elbow by B-Boy. There's a two count on the pin. Evan Karagias elbows B-Boy in the face to break a hammerlock. B-Boy walks into a high dropkick from Evan Karagias. Karagias uses a basement dropkick to the knee. There's a two count on the pin. Power drive elbow by Evan Karagias. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Karagias hits a dropkick on B-Boy. B-Boy avoids a Evan Karagias avalanche. B-Boy crushes Karagias with a big legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Karagias, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Karagias takes a flying neckbreaker from B-Boy. B-Boy hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Evan Karagias avoids a B-Boy avalanche. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Tiger suplex on B-Boy, right from out of the Misawa playbook. B-Boy gets knocked to the ground by Karagias, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Flying Press! 1....2....3. **1/2 rating for a decent contest.

Rating: 59%

KAORU is in the ring, about to give an interview. Out from the crowd comes the debuting Gail Kim, who attacks. KAORU can barely stand. Tornado DDT! KAORU has been laid out by Gail Kim.

Rating: 71%

Nick Dinsmore vs Alex Wright : Tiger bomb by Nick Dinsmore, although no mention is made of whether it originated in Pearl River. Wicked suplex out of the corner from Nick Dinsmore, executed well. Nick Dinsmore brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly kill Wright. Pin, but Wright is out just before the three count. Gut buster, Wright hits hard. There's a two count on the pin. Wright backdrops Nick Dinsmore out of a piledriver attempt. Alex Wright snap suplexes Dinsmore...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Doctor Bomb, Dinsmore landed hard. Dinsmore kicks Alex Wright in the gut to reverse the momentum. Wright takes a quick lariat. Nick Dinsmore floors Alex Wright. Crossface!!! Alex Wright taps out! ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Rating: 60%

Marty Jannetty vs Nicho El Millonario : Jannetty hits a spinning back kick. Flying elbow off the top rope by Marty Jannetty, poor elevation though. There's a two count on the pin. Nicho El Millonario takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Jannetty walks into a high dropkick from Nicho El Millonario. Hard back suplex on Jannetty. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? There's a two count on the pin. Springboard dropkick from Nicho El Millonario. Nicely done. Pin, but Jannetty is out just before the three count. Nicho uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Jannetty blocks the suplex attempt. Marty Jannetty hits a crap missile dropkick on Nicho. Cover for a two count. Diving headbutt from Jannetty, not much elevation. Pin, but Nicho is out just before the three count. Jannetty hits a spinning back kick. Marty Jannetty strikes Nicho. Nicho backdrops Marty Jannetty out of a piledriver attempt. Jannetty takes a flying neckbreaker from Nicho El Millonario. Power drive elbow by Nicho El Millonario. Nicho El Millonario misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Marty Jannetty knocks Nicho to the outside, then signals for the Rocker Dropper. He reaches out of the ring for Nicho El Millonario...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Nicho sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood.

Rating: 64%

Don Callis is backstage, and announces that at the next show we will see Scotty Riggs, Gillberg, John Kronus, and Orange Crush compete in a four corners match to determine the PWL Gimmick championship.

Rating: 43%

Jeff Hardy vs Sabu (For The PWL King of the Ring Title) : Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Lightning kick by J.Hardy on Sabu. There's a two count on the pin. Sabu counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. J.Hardy takes a headbutt from Sabu. Running knee lift from Sabu. Cover for a two count. Massive lariat, apparently Sabu has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Rude Awakening on Jeff Hardy by Sabu. Sabu walks into a trip. Lightning kick by J.Hardy on Sabu. Hooks the leg for a two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Sabu goes down. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Spin kick by Jeff Hardy to the face. Standing leg lariat by Jeff Hardy on Sabu. Jeff Hardy misses a clothesline. Fallaway slam by Sabu. Death valley driver by Sabu, Jeff Hardy got planted. Sean O'Haire comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Jeff Hardy turns around. Sean O'Haire spins J.Hardy around. Sean O'Haire hits the The Prophecy! O'Haire leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Sabu defeats J.Hardy. Sean O'Haire isn't finished with his attack yet! Jeff Hardy stands up...and walks into a boot to the gut from Sean O'Haire. The Prophecy!!! Jeff Hardy has been put down on the canvas! Sean O'Haire shakes his head and raises three fingers instead. J.Hardy gets picked up...and hit with another The Prophecy! Jeff Hardy is spread-eagled on the canvas. O'Haire again raises three fingers. Referees hit the ring, but are too scared to get too close. They can't stop this carnage...The Prophecy, the third one in a row! Sean O'Haire eventually leaves the ring, as medics come to attend to J.Hardy, who isn't moving. A good *** rating.

Rating: 76%

Overall Rating: 64%

TV Rating: 0.87

Attendance: 366

Next Week: Crash TV moves into prime time!

May 21, 2004

Crash TV

August 3rd

Manilla Thrillaz vs Suicide Blondes : Stiff high kick on Derrick by Billy Kim who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Cover for a two count. Kim tags out to B-Boy. Manilla Thrillaz whip Derrick into the corner. Billy Kim whips B-Boy in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Cover for a two count. Driven DDT by B-Boy. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. B-Boy only gets knees on a splash. Super kick by Derrick King. Cover for a two count. Tag to Jason Lee. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Hard back suplex on B-Boy. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? B-Boy powers out of a Jason Lee headlock. B-Boy uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Tag between B-Boy and Billy Kim. Dropkick connects, Lee goes down. Tag between Jason Lee and Derrick King. Derrick takes a flying neckbreaker from Billy Kim. Billy Kim floors Derrick King...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Manilla Moonsault! 1....2....3. This gets a **3/4 rating. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Rating: 63%

Sabu is in the ring, having a ceremony celebrating his recent success. La Parka comes out of the crowd and attacks. He throws Sabu off the platform he was on. Sabu can barely stand. Here it comes - La Parkinator. La Parka leaves having won this battle.

Rating: 70%

High Flyer Title Tournament Match

Chance Beckett vs Air Paris : Dropkick connects, Paris goes down. Air Paris reverses a hip toss. Air Paris scores with a back heel kick on Beckett. Air Paris misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Tiger suplex on Beckett, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Cover, but there's no one to count for Air Paris. Chance Beckett ducks a clothesline attempt. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Lightning kick by Beckett on Paris. There's a two count on the pin. DDT from the top rope by Chance Beckett. That looked brutal. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Paris counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Paris crushes Beckett with a running senton. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Chance Beckett ducks a clothesline attempt. Chance Beckett has Air Paris down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Through the air, Chance Encounter! 1....2....3. Evan Karagias comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Evan Karagias slams Beckett down. Evan Karagias climbs to the top rope and hits the Flying Press! Chance Beckett has been left down on the canvas. I'll give this a ***1/4 rating.

Rating: 67%

KAORU is in the ring. Gail Kim comes out, and challenges her to a match at the next show. The challenge is accepted.

Rating: 57%

Gillberg vs John Kronus vs Orange Crush vs Scotty Riggs (For The PWL Gimmick Title) : Orange Crush takes a right hand to the temple from Riggs. Riggs hits a quick kick on Crush. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Scotty Riggs and Gillberg. Crush takes a vertical suplex from Gillberg. Gillberg drops Crush with a clothesline. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Tag to John Kronus. Crush takes a vertical suplex. Tag between Orange Crush and Scotty Riggs. Scotty Riggs strikes Kronus. Riggs walks into a trip. Kronus DDTs Scotty Riggs. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Kronus defeats Riggs. Big clothesline on Kronus. Full nelson slam on Kronus. There's a two count on the pin. Running knee lift from Orange Crush. Tag between John Kronus and Gillberg. Gillberg punches away at Orange Crush. Gillberg snap suplexes Crush...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Crush drops out the back of a Gillberg bodyslam attempt. Fallaway slam by Orange Crush. Spear! Gillberg is down and hurt. Pin, three count, it's over. The streak continues! Orange Crush pins Gillberg. Kronus walks into a spike slam. Death valley driver by Orange Crush, John Kronus got planted. Pin, but Kronus is out just before the three count. Kronus kicks Orange Crush in the gut to reverse the momentum. John Kronus has Orange Crush down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Kronus Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. I'll give it a *1/2 rating.

Rating: 51%

The Ravers vs Youthanazia (For The PWL Dynamic Duo Titles) : Flying shoulder tackle by Chaz sends Josh to the mat. Tiger bomb by Chaz, although no mention is made of whether it originated in Pearl River. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Glen. The Ravers whip Josh into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Back elbow connects, Josh staggers backward. Cover for a two count. Glen hits some punches. Josh Prohibition pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Tiger suplex on Glen, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Tag to M-Dogg 20. Spin kick by M-Dogg 20 to the face. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Glen drops out the back of a M-Dogg 20 bodyslam attempt. Glen tags out to Chaz. Spear by Chaz. Powerbomb on M-Dogg 20. Pin, but M-Dogg 20 is out just before the three count. M-Dogg 20 walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Chaz. M-Dogg 20 blocks a punch. Lightning kick by M-Dogg 20 on Chaz. Chaz takes a nasty tumble from the top to the outside after a shove from M-Dogg 20! The referee count to ten, then calls for the bell. Chaz gets counted out. The fight has started up again! The Ravers attacks Youthanazia, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. This one gets a ***1/4 rating, it was a good bout.

Rating: 74%

Chris Candido is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against The Messiah. Glad to see they're putting effort into getting the fans interested in a fight between the two.

Rating: 71%

Chris Candido vs The Messiah : Rude Awakening on Chris Candido by Messiah. Spear by The Messiah. Hooks the leg for a two count. Candido backdrops The Messiah out of a piledriver attempt. Chris Candido snap suplexes Messiah. Vertical suplex by Chris Candido. Hooks the leg for a two count. Candido hits a great swinging DDT on The Messiah. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Messiah gets caught with a short powerbomb from Candido. Messiah backdrops Chris Candido out of a piledriver attempt. Spear by The Messiah. Hooks the leg for a two count. Spear! Candido is down and hurt. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Back elbow connects, Candido staggers backward. Candido receives some punishment. Candido powers out of a headlock. Chris Candido snap suplexes Messiah...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Chris Candido brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly kill Messiah. Chris Candido moves in for the kill. Blonde Bombshell!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! I'll give it a **1\2 rating.

Rating: 66%

Sean O'Haire vs La Parka : Flying shoulder tackle by O'Haire sends Parka to the mat. Sean O'Haire hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Parka reverses a Sean O'Haire hammerlock. La Parka scores with a back heel kick on O'Haire. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Hooks the leg for a two count. Power drive elbow by La Parka. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Second rope flying axe handle, O'Haire goes down. O'Haire drops out the back of a La Parka bodyslam attempt. Big piledriver on Parka. There's a two count on the pin. Death valley driver by Sean O'Haire, La Parka got planted. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Fallaway slam by Sean O'Haire. O'Haire slams La Parka. O'Haire walks into a trip. Parka uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Vicious kick to the teeth from La Parka. Sabu comes running down the aisle with a chair! O'Haire goes to irish whip La Parka into the ropes. Sabu jumps onto the apron with the chair...but La Parka reverses! Collision between Sabu, O'Haire, and the chair! Sean O'Haire staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! O'Haire and Sabu are beating the hell out of La Parka! Jeff Hardy sprints down the aisle and slides into the ring! He goes toe-to-toe with Sean O'Haire, exchanging punches! He goes down quickly though when Sabu clips the knee from behind! O'Haire \ Sabu put the boots to Jeff Hardy, and leave him down on the canvas next to La Parka. What a demolition! ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Rating: 65%

Overall Rating: 64%

TV Rating: 0.95

Attendance: 371

May 22, 2004

Crash TV

August 10th

Brandi Alexander vs Malia Hosaka : Malia Hosaka walks into a chop to the pecs. Leg trip from Brandi Alexander. Brandi flattens Malia Hosaka. Brandi suplexes Hosaka to the canvas. Hosaka reverses a Brandi Alexander hammerlock. Hosaka hits an arm drag on Brandi. Malia Hosaka uses a running dropkick into the corner. Hooks the leg for a two count. Brandi counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Sloppy short range spear from Brandi Alexander. There's a two count on the pin. Face-first suplex from Brandi. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Brandi Alexander misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Brandi Alexander gets hip tossed by Hosaka. Brandi pushes out of a Malia Hosaka hold. Brandi suplexes Hosaka to the canvas. Malia Hosaka is in trouble. Here it comes - German Suplex. 1....2...3, it's finished. I'll give a 1/2 star rating.

Rating: 42%

Sean O'Haire is backstage. He was building up the feud with Jeff Hardy. Good plan.

Rating: 69%

Chance Beckett vs Halo : Stiff high kick on Halo by Chance Beckett who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Halo avoids a Chance Beckett avalanche. Halo scores with a back heel kick on Beckett. We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Tiger suplex on Beckett, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Beckett reverses a Halo hammerlock. Second rope flying axe handle, Halo goes down. Beckett crushes Halo with a big legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. DDT from the top rope by Chance Beckett. That looked brutal. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Chance Beckett misses a clothesline. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Beckett is down. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Beckett backdrops Halo out of a piledriver attempt. Halo can barely stand. Mafia Kick! 1....2....3. Almost a *** rating, but there were some bits that dragged, so **3/4 instead.

Rating: 62%

We see Gail Kim warming up backstage.

Rating: 63%

KAORU vs Gail Kim (For The PWL Y Division Title) : KAORU strikes Gail Kim. Kick from KAORU to the leg. KAORU hits a dropkick on Gail Kim. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. KAORU arm drags Gail Kim over. KAORU gets taken down out of nowhere. KAORU walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Flying elbow off the top rope by Gail Kim, poor elevation though. Cover for a two count. KAORU avoids a Gail Kim avalanche. Back heel kick from KAORU on Gail Kim, missed by miles. Cover for a two count. Flying knee to the face from KAORU. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Pin, but Gail Kim is out just before the three count. Gail Kim powers out of a KAORU headlock. Gail Kim hits an arm drag on KAORU. KAORU counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. KAORU hits a spinning back kick. KAORU scores with a forearm, sending Gail Kim down into the corner. The referee pulls KAORU away to get the break. Wait! Gail Kim has pulled something out of her top. KAORU walks over...and gets floored by a punch! No, the referee saw the brass knuckles! We have DQ decision! KAORU is out! Gail Kim hits the Tornado DDT! KAORU has been floored after the match. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1/2 rating.

Rating: 51%

The Ravers vs Suicide Blondes (For The PWL Dynamic Duo Titles) : Lee receives some punishment. Big backdrop on Lee, executed well. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Glen and Chaz. The Ravers whip Lee into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jason Lee takes a butterfly suplex from Chaz. Jason Lee pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Chaz takes a hurrancarana from Jason Lee. Cover for a two count. Tag to Derrick King. Weak bodyslam by Derrick. Pin, but Chaz is out just before the three count. Flying elbow from Derrick King. Chaz blocks the suplex attempt. Big backdrop on Derrick, executed well. Tag to Glen. Glen hits some punches. Tag to Jason Lee. Running knee lift from Glen. Jason Lee is all alone...Trance Dive!! 1....2....3! Youthanazia come running down the aisle and into the ring! Chaz turns...and gets floored by a clothesline. Glen walks into a vicious boot to the face. Youthanazia set him up, and nail the Spike Powerbomb! Chaz is grabbed...and he gets hit with the Spike Powerbomb as well! Youthanazia have done a number on them! *** rating for a good bout.

Rating: 69%

Kanyon is backstage. He wanted to rip into The Messiah. That's a good way to build up to an eventual match.

Rating: 62%

Kanyon vs The Messiah : Kanyon walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Messiah. Kanyon avoids a The Messiah avalanche. Kanyon fires off some right and left hands. Kanyon whips Messiah into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Massive lariat, apparently Kanyon has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. The Messiah ducks a clothesline attempt. Bodyslam by Messiah. Massive backbreaker, Kanyon got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. There's a two count on the pin. Brutal powerbomb on Kanyon. Pin, but Kanyon is out just before the three count. Kanyon backdrops The Messiah out of a piledriver attempt. Spear by Kanyon. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. The Messiah elbows Kanyon in the face to break a hammerlock. Kanyon can barely stand. Fall From Grace! 1....2....3. I'll give this a ***1/4 rating.

Rating: 74%

A video is played, hyping the upcoming Parka \ J.Hardy vs Sabu \ O'Haire match.

Rating: 68%

La Parka and Jeff Hardy vs Sabu and Sean O'Haire : Standing leg lariat by La Parka on Sabu. Sabu takes a flying neckbreaker from La Parka. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Jeff Hardy. La Parka scoops up Sabu. J.Hardy bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. J.Hardy hits a dropkick on Sabu. Sabu blocks a kick from Jeff Hardy. Spear by Sabu. Cover for a two count. Sabu tags out to Sean O'Haire. J.Hardy walks into a spike slam. Pin, but J.Hardy is out just before the three count. Big backdrop on J.Hardy, executed well. J.Hardy counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Second rope flying axe handle, O'Haire goes down. Tag to La Parka. Parka hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Tag to Sabu. Sabu takes a flying neckbreaker from La Parka. Bill Alfonso has climbed up onto the apron! Parka turns...and falls for the distraction! Sabu runs at Parka from behind...but misses! Sabu collides with Bill Alfonso! La Parka moves in for the kill. Here it comes - La Parkinator. 1....2...3, it's finished. Parka \ J.Hardy remain in the ring, celebrating their victory. A good *** rating.

Rating: 75%

Overall Rating: 65%

TV Rating: 1.06

Attendance: 374

May 22, 2004

Crash TV

August 17th

Don Callis is backstage, and announces that tonight Sabu will defend the King of the Ring title against Nick Dinsmore.

Rating: 80%

KAORU and Bionic J vs Gail Kim and Brandi Alexander : Kick from Gail Kim to the leg. KAORU takes a knee lift from Gail Kim. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Brandi Alexander. Gail Kim \ Brandi whip KAORU into the corner. Gail Kim whips Brandi Alexander in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Cover for a two count. KAORU takes a vertical suplex from Brandi Alexander. KAORU reverses a Brandi Alexander hammerlock. Back heel kick from KAORU on Brandi, missed by miles. Cover for a two count. Tag between KAORU and Bionic J. Bionic J hits a crap missile dropkick on Brandi. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Bionic J suplexes Brandi to the canvas. Brandi pushes out of a Bionic J hold. Brandi Alexander snap suplexes Bionic J...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Tag between Brandi Alexander and Gail Kim. Bionic J takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. Tag between Bionic J and KAORU. Gail Kim hits an arm drag on KAORU. KAORU can barely stand. Here it comes - Tornado DDT. 1....2...3, it's finished. Gail Kim \ Brandi rush forward to attack! KAORU \ Bionic J get caught by surprise and brutally beaten down to the canvas. This one gets * rating and likes it.

Rating: 50%

Chance Beckett is walking backstage, when he meets Evan Karagias. They trade insults, get in each others faces, but eventually walk off without coming to blows.

Rating: 58%

Chaz vs Josh Prohibition : Stiff high kick on Chaz by Josh Prohibition who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Chaz walks into a high dropkick from Josh Prohibition. Driven DDT by Josh Prohibition. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Chaz takes a flying neckbreaker from Josh Prohibition. Josh drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Rude Awakening on Josh Prohibition by Chaz. Tiger bomb by Chaz, although no mention is made of whether it originated in Pearl River. There's a two count on the pin. Josh Prohibition pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Super kick by Josh Prohibition. There's a two count on the pin. Back heel kick off the second rope, Chaz goes down. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Josh drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Chaz uses move #193 (arm-BAR). Josh Prohibition takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Josh Prohibition hits a rolling kick on Chaz. M-Dogg 20 comes running down the aisle with a chair! Josh and Chaz continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. M-Dogg 20 slides in and blasts Chaz with a chair to the head! M-Dogg 20 climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Chaz is in trouble. T-Bone Prohibition Plex! 1....2....3. Josh and M-Dogg 20 are beating the hell out of Chaz! Glen sprints down the aisle and slides into the ring! He goes toe-to-toe with Josh Prohibition, exchanging punches! He goes down quickly though when M-Dogg 20 clips the knee from behind! Youthanazia put the boots to Glen, and leave him down on the canvas next to Chaz. What a demolition! **1/2 rating for a decent contest.

Rating: 63%

Gillberg vs Alex Wright : Wright drives a forearm into the chest of Gillberg. Gillberg ducks a clothesline attempt. Wright takes a back suplex. Gillberg misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Face-first suplex from Gillberg. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Wright blocks the suplex attempt. Gillberg tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Massive back suplex! Gillberg got snapped in half. There's a two count on the pin. Belly to belly off the top rope, Gillberg got folded up big time. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Gillberg comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Gillberg scores with a poor face jam on Alex Wright. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Wright powers out of a headlock. Alex Wright moves in for the kill. Hangman's Noose Neckbreaker!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! The streak continues! Alex Wright climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory This one gets * rating and likes it.

Rating: 53%

Alicia Webb is backstage with The Ravers. Alicia Webb was verbally abusing Youthanazia on behalf of her team, The Ravers.

Rating: 71%

John Kronus vs Kanyon vs The Messiah (For The PWL Gimmick Title) : Messiah hits a right hand. Kanyon chair shots The Messiah. Kronus blocks a kick from Kanyon. Weak bodyslam by Kronus. Kronus hits a stump piledriver on The Messiah, although it was quite weak in its execution. There's a two count on the pin. Death valley driver by Kanyon, John Kronus is down and hurt. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Kanyon gets taken down out of nowhere. Frying pan shot by Kronus. Lifting DDT by The Messiah, looked good. John Kronus can barely stand. Here it comes - The Godsmack. 1....2...3, it's finished. I'll give it a **1/2 rating.

Rating: 65%

Jeff Hardy is in the ring. Sean O'Haire comes out, and attacks. Sean O'Haire gets the upper hand. Sean O'Haire floors Jeff Hardy...and climbs the turnbuckles. Swanton Bomb!!! Sean O'Haire stole the finisher of Jeff Hardy and used it on him!

Rating: 76%

Sabu vs Nick Dinsmore (For The PWL King of the Ring Title) : Dinsmore takes a headbutt from Sabu. Sabu misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Dinsmore drives a forearm into the chest of Sabu. We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Dinsmore hits a great swinging DDT on Sabu. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Sabu blocks the suplex attempt. Flying shoulder tackle by Sabu sends Dinsmore to the mat. Flying reverse elbow by Sabu. Hooks the leg for a two count. Death valley driver by Sabu, Nick Dinsmore is down and hurt. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Dinsmore reverses a waistlock. Massive back suplex! Sabu got snapped in half. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Dinsmore walks into a trip. Nick Dinsmore tries to get a big slam, but it is blocked when Sabu goes to the eyes! Sabu quickly scores with a field-goal kick between the legs! Nick Dinsmore collapses! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Nick Dinsmore got screwed! La Parka comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Sabu is ready though, and strikes first! Sabu slams Parka down. Sabu climbs to the top rope and hits the Arabian Facebuster! La Parka has been left down on the canvas. The attempted ambush has backfired. **1/2 rating. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Rating: 64%

Overall Rating: 64%

TV Rating: 1.08

Attendance: 379

May 23, 2004

Crash TV

August 24th

Don Callis is backstage, and announces that at Heat Stroke we will see Sabu, La Parka, Sean O'Haire, and Jeff Hardy compete in a four corners match.

Rating: 83%

The Bell Brothers vs The Urban Outlawz vs Suicide Blondes : Marshall walks into a high dropkick from Derrick King. Derrick hits a dropkick on Marshall Knox. Tag to Mike Bell. Big backdrop on Marshall, executed well. Hooks the leg for a two count. Marshall counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Tag between Marshall Knox and Mike Knox. The Urban Outlawz whip Mike Bell into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Tag to Mark Bell. Knox receives some punishment. Nice piledriver on Knox. Knox tags out to Jason Lee. Fallaway slam by Mark Bell. Jason Lee takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Mark Bell is in trouble. Super Frankensteiner! 1....2....3. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood.

Rating: 56%

We see Sabu arriving backstage.

Rating: 43%

Bionic J vs Gail Kim : Forearm to the face from Gail Kim on Bionic J. Gail Kim snapmares Bionic J. Flying elbow from Gail Kim, barely hitting the target. Face crusher from Gail Kim on Bionic J. Bionic J powers out of a Gail Kim headlock. Kick to the gut from Bionic J, who couldn't even execute that properly. Bionic J hits a stump piledriver on Gail Kim. There's a two count on the pin. Bionic J misses a clothesline. Gail Kim, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Bionic J. There's a two count on the pin. Gail Kim with an enziguri. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Bionic J kicks Gail Kim in the gut to reverse the momentum. Bionic J uses some crappy looking kicks. Gail Kim powers out of a headlock. Gail Kim hits a spinning back kick. Gail Kim moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Tornado DDT. 1....2...3, it's finished. KAORU comes running down the aisle with a chair, and gets into the ring! KAORU hits Gail Kim with a chair to the back! Gail Kim goes down to the canvas, hurt. Rating: 1/2 star.

Rating: 50%

John Kronus vs Scotty Riggs : Weak headbutt on Riggs by Kronus. Scotty Riggs takes a right hand to the temple from Kronus. Weak bodyslam on Riggs by Kronus. Riggs gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Scotty Riggs avoids a John Kronus avalanche. Face crusher from Riggs on Kronus. Scotty Riggs hits a sloppy double axe handle. Hooks the leg for a two count. Riggs drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. John Kronus DDTs Riggs, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. There's a two count on the pin. Flapjack from Kronus on Riggs. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. John Kronus misses a clothesline. Kronus takes a chop from Riggs. Kronus counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Big kick from Kronus. Scotty Riggs gets knocked to the ground by Kronus, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Kronus Splash! 1....2....3. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood.

Rating: 53%

Kanyon is in the ring, and he calls out The Messiah. Messiah appears, and eventually accepts a challenge to a match at Heat Stroke.

Rating: 66%

Marty Jannetty vs Alex Wright : Marty Jannetty takes a butterfly suplex from Wright. Reverse DDT on Jannetty. Cover for a two count. Wright only gets knees on a splash. Wright takes a chop from Jannetty. Wright takes a chop from Jannetty. There's a two count on the pin. Diving headbutt from Jannetty, not much elevation. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Jannetty hits an arm drag on Wright. Marty Jannetty misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Alex Wright hits a delayed suplex on Jannetty. Cover for a two count. Belly to belly off the top rope, Jannetty got folded up big time. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Wright drives a thrust kick into the chest of Jannetty. Jannetty gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Wright. Jannetty powers out of a headlock. Jannetty hits a dropkick on Alex Wright. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Marty Jannetty blasts Wright with a rather-less-than-super kick. Alex Wright can barely stand. Here it comes - Rocker Dropper. 1....2...3, it's finished. It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1/2 rating.

Rating: 59%

Nicho El Millonario vs Nick Dinsmore : Dinsmore walks into a high dropkick from Nicho El Millonario. Dropkick connects, Dinsmore goes down. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Dinsmore counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Hard impact russian legsweep by Dinsmore. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Massive back suplex! Nicho El Millonario got snapped in half. Hooks the leg for a two count. Nicho blocks a punch. Nicho crushes Dinsmore with a big legdrop. Cover for a two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Dinsmore goes down. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Nicho El Millonario misses a clothesline. Double arm suplex by Nick Dinsmore, Nicho hits hard. Nicho El Millonario fights out of a grapple. Nicho El Millonario hits a rolling kick on Dinsmore. Nicho El Millonario grapples with Nick Dinsmore, and positions himself so that the referee can't see...and hits a low blow! He rolls up the stunned Nick Dinsmore: 1....2....3!! What a cheap shot! Nicho El Millonario leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Nicho has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Nick Dinsmore to look for revenge. **1/2 rating. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Rating: 65%

Sabu and La Parka are in the ring on opposite sides of a table, about to sign a contract to face each other in an upcoming match. Sabu signs it. Parka also signs it, but is immediately attacked by Sabu, who drives the table into his ribs. La Parka gets knocked to the ground by Sabu, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Arabian Facebuster! Sabu walks off, having won this battle.

Rating: 76%

Overall Rating: 63%

TV Rating: 1.00

Attendance: 368

May 23, 2004

Heat Stroke

August 29th

Dark Match - Billy Kim vs Austin Lee : Spin kick by Billy Kim to the face. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Cover for a two count. Austin Lee comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Kim walks into a high dropkick from Austin Lee. Kim takes a flying neckbreaker from Austin Lee. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Kim, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pin, but Kim is out just before the three count. Kim takes a flying neckbreaker from Austin Lee. Kim counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Hooks the leg for a two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Lee goes down. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Flying elbow from Billy Kim. Kim hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Lee backdrops Billy Kim out of a piledriver attempt. Flying elbow from Austin Lee. Diamond Dust from Austin Lee, Kim is out. Billy Kim is in trouble. Degenerate Driver!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Worth a ** rating, but no more than that.

Rating: 54%

KAORU vs Gail Kim (For The PWL Y Division Title) : Gail Kim strikes KAORU. Gail Kim hits a back kick. Gail Kim hits a dropkick on KAORU. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Flying elbow from Gail Kim, barely hitting the target. KAORU avoids a Gail Kim avalanche. KAORU hits a dropkick on Gail Kim. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Back heel kick from KAORU on Gail Kim. Hooks the leg for a two count. Gail Kim counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Badly executed second rope splash by Gail Kim. There's a two count on the pin. Gail Kim face jams KAORU. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. KAORU pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Gail Kim takes a chop from KAORU. KAORU walks into a trip. Gail Kim arm drags KAORU over. Gail Kim grapples with KAORU, and positions herself so that the referee can't see...and nails her with brass knuckles! She rolls up the stunned KAORU: 1....2....3!! What a cheap shot! Gail Kim slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. She's happy to have the win, and isn't going to hang around for KAORU to get some payback. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood.

Rating: 57%

High Flyer Title Tournament Final

Chance Beckett vs Evan Karagias (For The PWL High Flyer Title) : Hard back suplex on Beckett. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Flying reverse elbow by Evan Karagias. Cover for a two count. Chance Beckett ducks a clothesline attempt. Kick from Chance Beckett to the leg. Beckett uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Cover for a two count. Tiger suplex on Karagias, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pin, but Karagias is out just before the three count. Spin kick by Chance Beckett to the face. Evan Karagias avoids a Chance Beckett avalanche. Super frankensteiner on Beckett, who hit hard. Hooks the leg for a two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Evan Karagias. Pin, but Beckett is out just before the three count. Second rope flying axe handle, Beckett goes down. Standing leg lariat by Evan Karagias on Beckett. Beckett blocks a kick from Evan Karagias. Flying elbow from Chance Beckett. Back heel kick off the second rope, Karagias goes down. Evan Karagias gets knocked to the ground by Beckett, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Chance Encounter! 1....2....3. Chance Beckett goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory A good *** rating.

Rating: 66%

Alicia Webb is backstage with The Ravers. Alicia Webb was on hype duty tonight, this time for a match against Youthanazia.

Rating: 75%

Chris Candido vs Alex Wright : Back suplex on Wright, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. Belly to belly suplex by Candido. Hard impact russian legsweep by Candido. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Candido drives a thrust kick into the chest of Wright. Wright powers out of a headlock. Big dropkick by Alex Wright, who got good elevation. Alex Wright hits a delayed suplex on Candido. Cover for a two count. Candido counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Reverse DDT on Wright. There's a two count on the pin. Candido hits a great swinging DDT on Alex Wright. Pin, but Wright is out just before the three count. Alex Wright pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Alex Wright snap suplexes Candido. Candido backdrops Alex Wright out of a piledriver attempt. Chris Candido snap suplexes Wright...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Alex Wright is in trouble. Blonde Bombshell! 1....2....3. I'll give it a **1/2 rating.

Rating: 66%

The Ravers vs Youthanazia (For The PWL Dynamic Duo Titles) : M-Dogg 20 hits an irish whip into a shopping cart. Second rope flying axe handle, Chaz goes down. Running table shot by M-Dogg 20, sending it into Glen. Chaz blocks a kick from Josh Prohibition. Chaz with a spinning neckbreaker on M-Dogg 20. Chaz scoops up M-Dogg 20. Glen bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Glen scores with a poor face jam on Josh Prohibition. Face jam onto the table by Glen. Chaz walks into a trip. Super frankensteiner on Glen, who hit hard. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Chaz gets knocked to the ground by M-Dogg 20, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Leap of Faith! 1....2....3. Youthanazia nod at each other...and they attack The Ravers! The element of surprise works in their favour, and they have soon left The Ravers down and out on the canvas. I'll give this a ***1/4 rating.

Rating: 73%

The Messiah vs Kanyon (For The PWL Gimmick Title) : Chair shot. Messiah walks into a spike slam. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kanyon gets taken down out of nowhere. Kanyon gets slammed. Rude Awakening on Kanyon by Messiah. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kanyon gets nailed with a DVD player to the head. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Messiah slams Kanyon down. They brawl to the outside and into the crowd. Messiah bites Kanyon, bringing back unpleasant memories of Bushwacker matches. <Shudder> Hooks the leg for a two count. Eye gouge from The Messiah. They wind up back in the squared circle. Kanyon counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Spear by Kanyon. Cover for a two count. Brutal powerbomb on Messiah. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Kanyon with a spinning neckbreaker on Messiah. Whip into an upright table by Kanyon. Messiah drops out the back of a Kanyon bodyslam attempt. Big dropkick by The Messiah, who got good elevation. Lifting DDT by The Messiah, looked good. Kanyon hooks up a suplex, but Messiah flips out and lands on his feet, and quickly grabs the tights to score with a school boy pin! 1...2..3! The referee somehow missed the blatant cheating! Kanyon offers a handshake to Messiah...but he spits at Kanyon and walks off! I can't decide whether it's a *** or a ***1/ match...let's go for a ***1/ rating to make it fair.

Rating: 78%

A video is played, hyping the upcoming Sabu vs La Parka vs Jeff Hardy vs Sean O'Haire match.

Rating: 65%

Sabu vs La Parka vs Jeff Hardy vs Sean O'Haire (For The PWL King of the Ring Title) : O'Haire takes a flying neckbreaker from Jeff Hardy. Spinning back kick from Jeff Hardy. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying reverse elbow by Jeff Hardy. O'Haire backdrops Jeff Hardy out of a piledriver attempt. Big backdrop on J.Hardy, executed well. Hooks the leg for a two count. Full nelson slam on J.Hardy. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jeff Hardy takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. J.Hardy hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Tag between Jeff Hardy and La Parka. Hard back suplex on O'Haire. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Driven DDT by La Parka. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. O'Haire walks into a face crusher variation. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Tag between La Parka and Sabu. Bodyslam by Sabu. Vicious kick to the teeth from Sabu. There's a two count on the pin. Sabu with a spinning neckbreaker on O'Haire. There's a two count on the pin. Full nelson slam on O'Haire. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Tag between Sean O'Haire and Jeff Hardy. J.Hardy crushes Sabu with a big legdrop. Hard back suplex on Sabu. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Spinning back kick from Jeff Hardy. Sabu counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Death valley driver by Sabu, Jeff Hardy is down and hurt. Bill Alfonso has climbed up onto the apron! J.Hardy turns...and falls for the distraction! Sabu attacks J.Hardy from behind! Sabu has Jeff Hardy down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Arabian Facebuster, forget about it. 1....2...3! A good *** rating.

Rating: 73%

Overall Rating: 69%

PPV Buyrate: 0.26

Attendance: 3,646

May 23, 2004

Crash TV

August 31st

Buck Quartermain vs Scotty Riggs : Buck Quartermain hits some punches. Scotty Riggs powers out of a Buck Quartermain headlock. Buck Q takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Slingshot clothesline by Riggs, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Buck Q powers out of a headlock. Back elbow connects, Riggs staggers backward. Spear by Buck Quartermain. There's a two count on the pin. Powerbomb on Riggs. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Riggs counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Riggs hits a stump piledriver on Buck Quartermain, although it was quite weak in its execution. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Buck Q pushes out of a Scotty Riggs hold. Buck Quartermain moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Superkick. 1....2...3, it's finished. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Rating: 41%

La Parka comes out, and motions for someone to come out. Out from the back comes Joel Gertner, apparently making his debut as the new manager of La Parka.

Rating: 77%

Chance Beckett vs Halo (For The PWL High Flyer Title) : Dropkick connects, Halo goes down. Halo counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Halo strikes Beckett. Halo misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Beckett walks into a face crusher variation. Cover, but there's no one to count for Halo. Beckett reverses a Halo hammerlock. Halo takes a flying neckbreaker from Chance Beckett. Super frankensteiner on Halo, who hit hard. There's a two count on the pin. Halo walks into a face crusher variation. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Beckett drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Super kick by Halo. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Chance Beckett comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Chance Beckett floors Halo...and climbs the turnbuckles. Chance Encounter!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Almost wandered into *** match territory, but there was too much that dragged it down so it only gets a **3/4 rating.

Rating: 56%

Gail Kim is in the ring, when KAORU comes out from the back. They trade insults, and look ready to begin fighting when numerous referees, other backstage officials, and wrestlers come running out and hold them apart so that they can't go at it.

Rating: 61%

Bionic J vs Gail Kim (For The PWL Y Division Title) : Bionic J hits an arm drag on Gail Kim. Bionic J scores with a face jam on Gail Kim. There's a two count on the pin. Gail Kim counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Gail Kim strikes Bionic J. Gail Kim arm drags Bionic J over. Hooks the leg for a two count. Gail Kim blasts Bionic J with a rather-less-than-super kick. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Gail Kim hits a spinning back kick. Bionic J counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Bionic J hits a shaky delayed suplex on Gail Kim. Cover for a two count. Slingshot clothesline by Bionic J, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Bionic J attacks with some poorly executed flying moves. Bionic J hits a quick kick on Gail Kim. Bionic J only gets knees on a splash. Face crusher from Gail Kim on Bionic J. Slingshot clothesline by Gail Kim, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Bionic J can barely stand. Tornado DDT! KAORU quickly comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Gail Kim turns around. KAORU spins Gail Kim around. KAORU hits the Excalibur! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of KAORU! I don't think the fight has finished. Bionic J and Gail Kim have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Rating: 47%

Youthanazia vs Manilla Thrillaz (For The PWL Dynamic Duo Titles) : Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? M-Dogg 20 takes a hurrancarana from B-Boy. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between B-Boy and Billy Kim. Manilla Thrillaz hook up M-Dogg 20, then hit a double suplex. Billy Kim hits a rolling kick on M-Dogg 20. Hooks the leg for a two count. Standing leg lariat by Billy Kim on M-Dogg 20. M-Dogg 20 takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Springboard dropkick from M-Dogg 20. Nicely done. Tag to Josh Prohibition. Flying elbow from Josh Prohibition. Kim takes a hurrancarana from Josh Prohibition. Billy Kim elbows Josh Prohibition in the face to break a hammerlock. Tag to B-Boy. B-Boy crushes Josh with a big legdrop. Tornado DDT from B-Boy, Josh got planted. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Josh walks into a high dropkick from B-Boy. Josh reverses a waistlock. Flying reverse elbow by Josh Prohibition. B-Boy can barely stand. T-Bone Prohibition Plex! 1....2....3. The Ravers come running down the aisle and into the ring! M-Dogg 20 turns...and gets floored by a clothesline. Josh walks into a vicious boot to the face. The Ravers set him up, and nail the Trance Dive! M-Dogg 20 is grabbed...and he gets hit with the Trance Dive as well! The Ravers have done a number on them! A good *** rating.

Rating: 59%

Don Callis is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see Jeff Hardy and Nicho El Millonario fight one on one.

Rating: 85%

Messiah and Kaos are in the ring. Out onto the stage comes Kanyon, and he challenges them to a match against him and his mystery partner. They accept. He announces his mystery partner, who is Gillberg. Out comes Gillberg, and the two teams stare each other down.

Rating: 56%

Sabu is in the ring, carrying the PWL King of the Ring belt. La Parka comes down and gets in the ring. After a few words, Parka grabs the belt and waffles the champion with it, knocking him out. La Parka poses above him, the belt in his hands.

Rating: 76%

Jeff Hardy vs Nicho El Millonario : Nicho walks into a high dropkick from Jeff Hardy. J.Hardy drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. J.Hardy walks into a high dropkick from Nicho El Millonario. J.Hardy reverses an irish whip...and Nicho El Millonario runs into the referee. DDT from the top rope by Nicho El Millonario. That looked brutal. Cover, but there's no one to count for Nicho El Millonario. J.Hardy counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Nicho takes a hurrancarana from Jeff Hardy. Cover for a two count. Power drive elbow by Jeff Hardy. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Nicho backdrops Jeff Hardy out of a piledriver attempt. Spinning bulldog in the corner, J.Hardy is down. Hooks the leg for a close fall. J.Hardy pushes out of a Nicho El Millonario hold. Nicho El Millonario gets knocked to the ground by J.Hardy, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Swanton Bomb, forget about it. 1....2...3! Sean O'Haire comes running down the aisle with a chair, and gets into the ring! O'Haire misses J.Hardy with a chair shot! Jeff Hardy grabs the chair, and knocks Sean O'Haire to the canvas with it! O'Haire gets a taste of his own medicine! Almost wandered into *** match territory, but there was too much that dragged it down so it only gets a **3/4 rating.

Rating: 63%

Overall Rating: 62%

TV Rating: 1.01

Attendance: 377

May 23, 2004

PWL ANNOUNCES CUTS

Pro Wrestling Live, in an effort to streamline our roster and improve our financial standing, have made the following cuts:

Buck Quartermain

Marty Jannetty

Chris Candido

Brandi Alexander

Bionic J

In addition, production and advertising budgets have been slightly reduced.

May 25, 2004

The PWL project has come to an end. Unfortunately I couldn't keep them from losing public image no matter how good the cards I put on were and that led to finances continually declining until I was "fired" in the game. I hope you all enjoyed reading what there was though and I'll be looking to try something else soon.

Pro Wrestling Live

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