Guest Risk Report post Posted April 22, 2002 A Smart Marks favorite post brought back once again. Choose twenty current WWF employees to fire. Mine are: Steph Pat Patterson Rikishi Steve Lombardi Albert Jerry Lawler Terri Nidia Maven Goldust Test Godfather Crash Bob Holly Michael Cole Hall Nash X-Pac Haku Shawn Michaels Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 23, 2002 1. Steph (like *that* would happen) 2. Jerry Lawler 3. The guy who designed the SmackDown! set 4. Bradshaw 5. Maven 6. Nidia 7. "Big" John from Tough Enough (does he even work for the WWF, or does he work for MTV?) 8. Nash 9. Hall 10. X-Pac 11. Michael Cole 12. The male winner of Tough Enough 2 13. The female winner of Tough Enough 2 14. Hogan 15. Test 16. Billy Gunn 17. Godfather 18. Chuck Palumbo 19. Terri 20. Harvey Whippleman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 23, 2002 Hogan HHH (He's too INTENSE~! he hurts my eyes) Steph Pat Patterson Rikishi Albert Jerry Lawler Terri Nidia Goldust Test Godfather Crash Bob Holly Michael Cole Hall Nash X-Pac Haku Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 23, 2002 Steph Pat Patterson Rikishi Steve Lombardi Albert Jerry Lawler Terri Nidia Maven Goldust Test Godfather Crash Bob Holly Michael Cole Hall Nash X-Pac Haku Shawn Michaels I agree with everyone but Rikishi (Hey, I liked him in 2000) Terri and HBK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 23, 2002 Nobody cares who they should fire. We all know who they are keeping though. HOGAN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 23, 2002 why fire steve Lambardi? he works backstage and only wrestles like once or twice a year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cataclysm911 Report post Posted April 23, 2002 why fire steve Lambardi? he works backstage and only wrestles like once or twice a year. Didn't he go over Triple H as well? He's ok in my books. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted April 23, 2002 Rikishi Bradshaw X-Pac D'lo Brown Goldfather Crash Nidia Maven Jerry Lawler Tom Pichard Terri The Rock~! Al Snow Haku Jeff Hardy Scott Hall Big Show Jim Ross Justin Credible Mark Henry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted April 23, 2002 Rikishi Bradshaw X-Pac D'lo Brown Goldfather Crash Nidia Maven Jerry Lawler Tom Pichard Terri The Rock~! Al Snow Haku Jeff Hardy Scott Hall Big Show Jim Ross Justin Credible Mark Henry You would fire 20 other people and keep Test? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Austin3164life Report post Posted April 23, 2002 I don't know about firing twenty people, but they should fire these guys definitely..... Austin Angle Jericho Benoit Lesnar RVD Guerrero Regal Kidman Tajiri Heyman ALL OF THeSE GUYS ARE TERRIBLE TRASHY TALENTLESS BUMS....THeSE ARE THE ONLY GUYS THAT MATTER..... Hogan Hall Nash Triple H X-Pac HBK CLIQUE 4 life!!! Ok, lol, sorry If I had an out of mind experience there. A bit of *backlash* from Hogan's capturing the most coveted gold in history......again. Don't ban me, I just wanted to express some of my bitterness and animosity (of Hogan) in a comedic form..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted April 23, 2002 1. shawn michaels 2. rikishi 3. albert 4. scotty 2 hotty 5. maven 6. terri 7. torrie wilson 8. stacy keibler 9. william regal 10. bradshaw (keep faarooq just for the DAMN!) 10 is all I can think of. The rest of the staff and roster are all cool with me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 23, 2002 You fire Scotty Taylor but keep Scotty Hall. Bizarre. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted April 23, 2002 In no particular order 1. Godfather 2. Albert 3. Scotty 2 Hotty 4. Kevin Nash 5. Mark Henry 6. Billy Gunn 7. Bossman 8. Undertaker 9. Cole 10. Haku 11. Kane 12. X-Pac 13. Rikishi 14. Tiger Ali Singh 15. Jeff Hardy 16. Stephanie 17. Shane 18. Lawler 19. Bradshaw 20. Chuck Palumbo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted April 23, 2002 scott hall kevin nash undertaker steph lita x-pac hogan hhh matt hardy jeff hardy test albert big show bradshaw kane rikishi stacy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 23, 2002 1. Cole 2. Cole 3. Cole! 4. COLE! 5. COLE!!!!!! i'll finish later Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 23, 2002 First of all, I won't waste a spot on a McMahon, like *she* would get fired! 1-Shawn Michaels (if he can't wrestle anymore) 2-Faarooq (won't get pushed like Bradshaw) 3-Steve Blackman (still with the WWF?) 4-Godfather 5-Haku 6-Tazz 7-Terri 8-Kevin Kelly 9-Rikishi 10-Michael Cole 11-Goldust (I like him but I don't see him going anywhere in the WWF) 12-Crash Holly 13-Funaki (if Taka's leaving) 14-BossMan 15 through 20-WWF "creative writing" staff (hey *she's* in that) for messing up every big angle in the past year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ash Ketchum Report post Posted April 23, 2002 1. Mr. Perfect 2. Goldust 3. The Godfather 4. The Big Valbowski/Val Venis 5. Rikishi 6. Michael Cole 7. Mark Henry 8. Big Boss Man 9. Steven Richards 10. Justin Credible 11. Shawn Stasiak 12. Steve Blackman 13. Maven 14. Tazz 15. Al Snow (kinda iffy. I dunno. But now w/o Maven, he doesn't have much use) 16. X-Pac-screw it-NWO 17. Albert 18. Ivory 19. Terri 20. Hardyz (BOTH OF THEM. NOW) People to get back in the WWF: 1. Taka (AT ALL F'N COSTS. ) 2. Brian Christopher 3. Jerry Lynn 4. Ken Shamrock 5. Ummm.... I dunno... You pick someone... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted April 23, 2002 You fire Scotty Taylor but keep Scotty Hall. Bizarre. Not really. Scott Hall is entertaining to me and Scotty 2 Hotty is just lame and boring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 23, 2002 1. The Big Show 2. Bradshaw 3. Goldust 4. Jacqueline 5. Albert 6. Faarooq 7. Mark Henry 8. Godfather 9. Maven 10. Rikishi 11. Kevin Kelly 12. Michael Cole 13. Boss Man 14. DDP 15. Jerry Lawler ( or at least take him off TV! ) 16. Jim Ross ( same as Lawler! ) 17. Kevin Nash 18. Shawn Michaels ( work or get off the payroll! ) 19. Stephanie McMahon ( a given ) 20. Brian Gerwitz and/or Bruce Pritchard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Caliban Report post Posted April 23, 2002 Michael Cole Stephanie McMahon Big Bossman Albert Tazz Perry Saturn The Big Show Kevin Nash Debra Nidia Goldust Godfather Haku Bradshaw Faarooq Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DawnBTVS Report post Posted April 23, 2002 Big Bossman(Doesn't get heat/can't wrestle) Dean Malenko(Is only a road agent, no use if he doesn't wrestle) Steve Blackman(Bland and isn't good in the ring) I'd keep guys like Big Show, etc. no matter how bad their in-ring skills because they can pop the crowd. If I were running the WWF I'd want to make my business profitable so I'd keep Big Show(Gets pops) and Test(Can be solid in the ring with good workers like Eddy Guerrero at the WM17 match) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 23, 2002 I agree with everyone who wants to fire the TE guys. Not that they should never be able to get into the WWF. But they should work for it like everyone else did. Not saying TE is no work, but TE allows them to skip over the Indies and TE is pre-school compared to the independents. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 23, 2002 If somehow Vince were to bequeath all his WWF holdings to me and then suddenly die in a tragic "accident," leaving me Grand Poobah of WWF entertainment with power to go off the deep end and fire whoever the hell I felt like firing, I would fire the following people: 1) Billy Gunn 2) Terri 3) Michael Cole 4) Marc Lloyd 5) Kevin Nash 6) Albert 7) Triple H [chronic leg injuries over the years, I just don't think I can depend on this guy to be healthy ;-)] 8) X-Pac [Drugs are bad, mmkay? NOTE: This won't be funny until the end of the list, when you see I've kept RVD.] 9) The guy who writes all the generic rock entrance music 10) The Godfather 11) Justin Credible 12) Jim Ross 13) The Big Boss Man 14) Scott Hall [only because I've fired the rest of the kliq, so I'm on a roll] 15) Pat Patterson [this one's for Barry O, you sumbitch] 16) Debra [i like Austin, but not that much. GOODBYE] 17) The guy responsible for the many webpage bugs lately 18) Bob Holly [cuz he picks on the kids of Tough Enough to make himself feel tough, not to educate the kids, imo.] 19) Jerry Lawler 20) Kevin Kelly "why didn't you fire Stephanie McMahon? I thought you hate her!" Oh, but I do. But I kept her because she serves a purpose. And I have special plans for her. "Rikishi sucks, why didn't you fire him?" because I marked like a schoolgirl when Lesnar threw him around like a rag doll. I want to see that again. And again. And again. "You fired all the broadcasters!" Yep. They all suck, too. Amazing coincidence. Besides, you'll notice I kept Al Snow and Raven, who happen to make my dream broadcast team. And I have Coachman and Sharmell to do interview duties. Shane O'Mac is still around too, and I'd probably throw myself out there, because I can't suck more than Vince did. "How come you got rid of X-pac and Hall for drug problems but you kept Eddie and RVD?" Because I hate the kliq. And double standards are part of wrestling. Deal with it. "Stephanie can't possibly serve a purpose." Oh yes she can. She owes a lot of jobs back to most of the women's division, and under my regime, Lita, Trish, and Jackie are going to collect. "Why didn't you fire Test?" because he has immunity, duh, don't you remember Survivor Series? Okay, I tried to forget it too, but I believe in angle continuity, even with bad angles. Okay, I'm done taking cheap shots. enjoy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted April 23, 2002 Eh, what the hell... People I'd fire: HBK Terri Rikishi Scotty 2 Hotty Jerry Lawler Goldust Albert Bossman Big Show Bradshaw Faarooq Micheal Cole Godfather Justin Credible Crash Holly Tommy Dreamer Tazz Shawn Stasiak Steve Blackman Haku Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted April 23, 2002 People to get back in the WWF: 2. Brian Christopher Why? He's useless. You can do WAY better than bringing him back. I'd bring back Elix Skipper & Kaz Hayashi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 23, 2002 You fire Scotty Taylor but keep Scotty Hall. Bizarre. Not really. Scott Hall is entertaining to me and Scotty 2 Hotty is just lame and boring. Well, Scott Hall's last good match was ::checks calendar:: 7 years ago. S2H last good match was ::checks calendar:: 2 years ago. The last time Hall was truely over was ::checks calendar:: 4 years ago. The last time S2H was truel over was ::checks calendar:: Two years ago Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 23, 2002 NWO as a unit Mr. Perfect Bradshaw crash Raven Coach Cole Mark Lloyd Terri Hunter McMahons as a unit Brother Love Maven Al Snow Rico, Billy & Chuck Edge Suck Enough Competitors Nidia Jazz Rocky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted April 23, 2002 Why the heck to people put road agents (Pritchard, Pat Patterson, Lombardi)on their list? Firing them makes zero sense and would have zero impact on the in-ring product, and if anything, detract from the in-ring product. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted April 23, 2002 Oh, and I'd rather have Scott Hall around than Scotty 2 Hotty as well. I don't think I've EVER been entertained by S2H. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 23, 2002 So you're keeping Hall around for...nostalgia? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
