Jake " the snake" roberts

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

For a Jake roberts style promo Raven would be the best

[Guest Genecide1]

yeah but Raven can already cut a good promo so I ain't concerned with him. Someone who can't cut a promo would need the Roberts influence

[Guest crandamaniac]

Brock Lesnar would be a good idea, his look already scares me, and those creepy promos would really scare the beejesus outta me

[Guest Genecide1]

yeah. i never mentioned Brock Lesnar i guess cuz he has a mouthpiece that can do all of that stuff for him.

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Uh, no.  Just because he's quieting down a little, telling Flair he did the "right thing" doesn't make the Undertaker's character anything other than a cocky asshole.

 

Undertaker formulating complete sentences does not equate his interviews to any of Roberts' stuff.

 

EDIT:  I now realize that there was a second page to this thread.  *smacks himself on the forehead*

[Guest Genecide1]

yeah you're right. and besides the 'Taker is too damn big to be threatening with words. If a 6-10 guy can't make you piss your pants by looking at you that is a damn shame

[Guest dreamer420]

I think Scotty 2 Hotty would benefit from some Jake Roberts promo lessons.

[Guest Genecide1]

do you mean Scott Taylor or Scotty too Hotty? Cuz if you mean the latter that would be too hilarious for words, especially if he still had the 5-inch high hair

[Guest dreamer420]

I mean Scotty 2 Hotty.  And he would have to grow the hair back too.  If the WWF really wanted they could hire back Brian Christopher and give him Ultimate Warrior style promos.  What a tag team that would be.

[Guest Genecide1]

lol. I really think Chris Benoit would be the perfect fit for something like that though

[Guest dreamer420]

That was my inital thought before the Scotty 2 Hotty one came into my head.

[Guest Genecide1]

perhaps Lance Storm would work too

[Guest dreamer420]

There are about 10 guys in the wwf who wouldn't need jake's promo skills but I think every other superstar could use a little jake in their interviews.

[Guest Genecide1]

yeah that's true. it's a big problem for the WWF right now

[Guest bob_barron]

Scotty II Hotty: Funaki...I'm gonna hit the worm. Trust me. It's gonna be worm time. Trust me. Bulldog and then worm. Trust me. It'll be the best feeling to give you the worm funaki. Please let me worm you again. I could cultivate you into something even I could want. Trust me.

[Guest Genecide1]

all i have to say is that is fucking hilarious

[Guest]

Even the one from Heroes of Wrestling?!?!

Hell, that one is my favorite

 

 

"Helloooo... Mr. Cameraman... hellooooo?"

 

Damn I wish WrestleCrap was still up.

[Guest]

My 2 favorite Jake quotes are from Beyond the Mat

 

"Look at the ducks.....quack....quack quack quack quack"

 

(Looks down at jacket)  "What the hell is this sh*t?  F*cking chocolate or something?"

[Guest Genecide1]

Dude nice work on the tasteless sig asshole