Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 For a Jake roberts style promo Raven would be the best
Guest Genecide1 Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 yeah but Raven can already cut a good promo so I ain't concerned with him. Someone who can't cut a promo would need the Roberts influence
Guest crandamaniac Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 Brock Lesnar would be a good idea, his look already scares me, and those creepy promos would really scare the beejesus outta me
Guest Genecide1 Posted April 25, 2002 Report Posted April 25, 2002 yeah. i never mentioned Brock Lesnar i guess cuz he has a mouthpiece that can do all of that stuff for him.
Guest The Man in Blak Posted April 25, 2002 Report Posted April 25, 2002 Uh, no. Just because he's quieting down a little, telling Flair he did the "right thing" doesn't make the Undertaker's character anything other than a cocky asshole. Undertaker formulating complete sentences does not equate his interviews to any of Roberts' stuff. EDIT: I now realize that there was a second page to this thread. *smacks himself on the forehead*
Guest Genecide1 Posted April 25, 2002 Report Posted April 25, 2002 yeah you're right. and besides the 'Taker is too damn big to be threatening with words. If a 6-10 guy can't make you piss your pants by looking at you that is a damn shame
Guest dreamer420 Posted April 25, 2002 Report Posted April 25, 2002 I think Scotty 2 Hotty would benefit from some Jake Roberts promo lessons.
Guest Genecide1 Posted April 25, 2002 Report Posted April 25, 2002 do you mean Scott Taylor or Scotty too Hotty? Cuz if you mean the latter that would be too hilarious for words, especially if he still had the 5-inch high hair
Guest dreamer420 Posted April 25, 2002 Report Posted April 25, 2002 I mean Scotty 2 Hotty. And he would have to grow the hair back too. If the WWF really wanted they could hire back Brian Christopher and give him Ultimate Warrior style promos. What a tag team that would be.
Guest Genecide1 Posted April 26, 2002 Report Posted April 26, 2002 lol. I really think Chris Benoit would be the perfect fit for something like that though
Guest dreamer420 Posted April 26, 2002 Report Posted April 26, 2002 That was my inital thought before the Scotty 2 Hotty one came into my head.
Guest Genecide1 Posted April 26, 2002 Report Posted April 26, 2002 perhaps Lance Storm would work too
Guest dreamer420 Posted April 26, 2002 Report Posted April 26, 2002 There are about 10 guys in the wwf who wouldn't need jake's promo skills but I think every other superstar could use a little jake in their interviews.
Guest Genecide1 Posted April 27, 2002 Report Posted April 27, 2002 yeah that's true. it's a big problem for the WWF right now
Guest bob_barron Posted April 27, 2002 Report Posted April 27, 2002 Scotty II Hotty: Funaki...I'm gonna hit the worm. Trust me. It's gonna be worm time. Trust me. Bulldog and then worm. Trust me. It'll be the best feeling to give you the worm funaki. Please let me worm you again. I could cultivate you into something even I could want. Trust me.
Guest Genecide1 Posted April 27, 2002 Report Posted April 27, 2002 all i have to say is that is fucking hilarious
Guest Posted April 30, 2002 Report Posted April 30, 2002 Even the one from Heroes of Wrestling?!?! Hell, that one is my favorite "Helloooo... Mr. Cameraman... hellooooo?" Damn I wish WrestleCrap was still up.
Guest Posted April 30, 2002 Report Posted April 30, 2002 My 2 favorite Jake quotes are from Beyond the Mat "Look at the ducks.....quack....quack quack quack quack" (Looks down at jacket) "What the hell is this sh*t? F*cking chocolate or something?"
Guest Genecide1 Posted May 2, 2002 Report Posted May 2, 2002 Dude nice work on the tasteless sig asshole
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