SEX

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A mysterious corporation has founded a new wrestling promotion that is sure to give Vince Macmahon headaches.

 

Sports Entertainment Xtreme

 

roster:

 

face-

 

Air Paris

Barry Horrowitz

Blitzkrieg

Blue Meanie

Danny Doring

Devon Storm

D'lo Brown

El Dandy

Gillberg

Godfather

Jerry Lynn

Jim Duggan

Ken Shamrock

La Parka

Major Gunns

Roadkill

Ron Killings

Sandman

Shannon Ward

Sid Vicious

Terry Funk

Typhoon

 

Heels-

 

Alex Wright

BG James

Bam Bam Bigelow

Brian Knobbs

Buff Bagwell

Chip Fairway

Chris Chavis

Dan Severn

Don Harris

Evan Karagias

EZ Money

Fiedel Sierra

Francine

Glen Gilberti

Greg Valentine

Jack Victory

Larry Zbysko

Lex Luger

Midajah

Naked Mideon

Ron Harris

Sean Waltman

Stan Lane

Tank Abbott

 

President - Joel Gertner

 

Announcers - Joey Styles & Dallas Page

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SEX Education 6-2

 

Joel "that's not a broomstick handle, it just feels like one" Gertner struts to the ring. He promises the fans that they finally have a president that's not a complete screwup. Then he hits on a 16 year old. 72%

 

Blitzkrieg vs Evan Karagias : Blitzkrieg hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Blitzkrieg scores with a back heel kick on Karagias. Blitzkrieg hits a dropkick on Evan Karagias. Driven DDT by Blitzkrieg. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Karagias backdrops Blitzkrieg out of a piledriver attempt. Karagias hits an arm drag on Blitzkrieg. Flying elbow off the top rope by Evan Karagias, poor elevation though. Cover for a two count. Blitzkrieg reverses a Evan Karagias hammerlock. Blitzkrieg crushes Karagias with a big legdrop. Cover for a two count. Tiger suplex on Karagias, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Blitzkrieg gets taken down out of nowhere. Forearm to the face from Karagias on Blitzkrieg. Blitzkrieg pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Spin kick by Blitzkrieg to the face. Evan Karagias gets knocked to the ground by Blitzkrieg, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Sky Twister Press! 1....2....3. This one gets * rating and likes it. overall: 51% crowd: 45% match: 57%

 

The Harris boys help themselves to free beer in the back, while promising to win the SEX tag belts. Manager Larry Zbysko has to forcefully push them towards the ring. 62%

 

 

Doring and Roadkill vs Harris Boys vs Los Bastardos Locos vs X-DX (For The SEX Tag Team Titles) : Uninspiring brawling from Don Harris. Running clothesline from Don Harris, sloppily done. Tag between Don Harris and Ron Harris. James hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. Hooks the leg for a two count. B.G. James reverses a hip toss. Tag between B.G. James and Danny Doring. Back elbow connects, Ron staggers backward. Massive back suplex! Ron Harris got snapped in half. Tag to Roadkill. Doring and Roadkill whip Ron into the corner. Danny Doring whips Roadkill in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Ron counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Uninspiring brawling from Ron Harris. Tag between Ron Harris and La Parka. Parka flattens Roadkill. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Ron Harris. Ron Harris hits a right hand on La Parka. Ron Harris misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. La Parka hits a shaky delayed suplex on Ron. Cover gets three. La Parka pinned Ron. Sean Waltman hits a right hand on La Parka. Flapjack from Waltman on Parka. Pin, but Parka is out just before the three count. Tag between Sean Waltman and Danny Doring. Bodyslam by Doring. Tag to B.G. James. B.G. James DDTs Parka, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. B.G. James scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Pin, three count, it's over. B.G. James pins Parka. Death valley driver by Roadkill, B.G. James got planted. Pin, but James is out just before the three count. Roadkill slams B.G. James down. James drops out the back of a Roadkill bodyslam attempt. B.G. James hits a right hand on Roadkill. There's a two count on the pin. James tags out to Sean Waltman. B.G. James scoops up Roadkill. Waltman bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Sean Waltman strikes Roadkill. Roadkill ducks a wild right hand. Roadkill tags out to Danny Doring. Nice piledriver on Waltman. Danny Doring brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly kill Waltman. Danny Doring moves in for the kill. Wham Bam! 1....2....3. Worth a ** rating, but no more than that. O:62 C:63 M:63

 

Francine comes to the ring. She's looked far and wide for the perfect man who could take her to the top. Unfortunately, she has settled for Bam Bam Bigelow. He comes out eating a burger. Francine tells the crowd how her man's gonna destroy the competition, while he nods unenthusiastically. Finally, she sighs and walks to the back. 68%

 

 

Bam Bam Bigelow vs Godfather : Godfather would offer Bam Bam a ho, but he appears to already have one. Godfather receives some punishment. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Bam Bam Bigelow uses a forearm to the face. Godfather takes a headbutt from Bam Bam Bigelow. Hooks the leg for a two count. Running knee lift from Bam Bam Bigelow. Cover for a two count. Godfather reverses a waistlock. Bam Bam Bigelow takes a right hand to the temple from Godfather. Hooks the leg for a two count. Big clothesline from Godfather. Bam Bam Bigelow avoids a Godfather avalanche. Death valley driver by Bam Bam Bigelow, Godfather got planted. Francine has climbed up onto the apron! Godfather turns...and falls for the distraction! Bam Bam Bigelow attacks Godfather from behind! Godfather can barely stand. Michinoku Driver II! 1....2....3. Bam Bam and Francine put the boots to Godfather, stomping away on him. ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling. O:61 C:60 M:63

 

Doring and Roadkill celebrate their titles with their manager, Major Gunns. The duo watch Gunns jump up and down, not realizing that the Harris boys are heading right for them. The champs get beaten and Gunns' titties get honked. 60%

 

Terry Funk vs Brian Knobbs vs Tank Abbott vs Sandman (For The SEX Hardcore Title) : Brian Knobbs takes a right hand to the temple from Tank. Knobbs gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. Tank Abbott misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Knobbs tags out to Sandman. Uninspiring brawling from Sandman. Tank reverses an irish whip...and Sandman runs into the referee. Sloppy tornado punch from Sandman, Tank barely got hit. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Tank takes a weak clothesline. Sandman only gets knees on a splash. Tank tags out to Terry Funk. Terry Funk hits a sloppy double axe handle. Terry Funk strikes Sandman. Sandman ducks a wild right hand. Sandman hits a big clothesline, not of the 'from Hell' variety. Side suplex from Sandman. Shades of Dino Bravo there, although even Dino could execute it better than Sandman. Tag between Sandman and Tank Abbott. Funker takes a vertical suplex. Tank DDTs Terry Funk. Tank Abbott grapples with Terry Funk, and positions himself so that the referee can't see...and hits a low blow! He rolls up the stunned Terry Funk: 1....2....3!! What a cheap shot! This one gets * rating and likes it. O:60 C:66 M: 49

 

Let's just pretend that there was actually hardcore elements to that match.

 

Alex Wright comes out with the US flag. He procedes to bash America for being a land of fat stupid warmongerers. Then he spits on the flag, causing Jim Duggan to run out and smack Alex with his 2x4. He leads a USA chant and waves the flag. 77%

 

Lex Luger flexes and boasts that he's too good for this fed. Then he touches himself and makes weird moaning noises. 66%

 

Royal Rumble (For The SEX World Title) : EZ Money and Alex Wright are the first two competitors. Spinning back kick from EZ Money. Hard back suplex on Wright. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Entry # 3 : Tank Abbott! Weak headbutt on Wright by Tank. Alex Wright was eliminated by Tank. (Elimination # 1) Entry # 4 : Stan Lane! Sweet Stan walks into a high dropkick from EZ Money. Stan Lane was eliminated by EZ. (Elimination # 2) Entry # 5 : Typhoon! Weak headbutt on Typhoon by Tank. Typhoon got eliminated by Tank. (Elimination # 3) Entry # 6 : Roadkill! Weak headbutt on Roadkill by Tank. Roadkill was eliminated by Tank. (Elimination # 4) Entry # 7 : Jim Duggan! EZ takes a vertical suplex. Weak headbutt on EZ by Tank. Entry # 8 : Danny Doring! Tank strikes away at Danny Doring. Danny Doring takes a right hand to the temple from Tank. Entry # 9 : Sandman! Incredibly weak headbutt on Tank by Sandman. Sloppy tornado punch from Sandman, Tank barely got hit. Entry # 10 : Greg Valentine! Incredibly weak powerslam on Tank by Sandman. Tank Abbott got eliminated by Sandman. (Elimination # 5) Entry # 11 : Sean Waltman! Waltman takes a weak kick. Side suplex from Duggan. Shades of Dino Bravo there, although even Dino could execute it better than Duggan. Entry # 12 : Terry Funk! EZ gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. EZ Money got thrown over the top rope by Waltman. (Elimination # 6) Entry # 13 : Blue Meanie! Messed up bodyslam by Sandman. Sandman went for the elimination, but Terry Funk held on to the ropes. Entry # 14 : B.G. James! Sandman hits some weak-looking punches. Greg Valentine got eliminated by Sandman. (Elimination # 7) Entry # 15 : Chris Chavis! Weak kick from Duggan. Punch by Duggan, missing Funker by a good six inches. Entry # 16 : Devon Storm! Chavis takes a vertical suplex. Chris Chavis got eliminated by Waltman. (Elimination # 8) Entry # 17 : Ron Harris! Ron hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. Ron Harris got eliminated by Funker. (Elimination # 9) Entry # 18 : Godfather! James takes a weak clothesline. B.G. James got eliminated by Sandman. (Elimination # 10) Entry # 19 : Lex Luger! Sandman strikes Godfather. Sandman threw Godfather over the top rope. (Elimination # 11) Entry # 20 : La Parka! Sandman hits a weak punch on Sean Waltman. Uninspiring brawling from Sandman. Entry # 21 : Buff Bagwell! Sluggish brawling from Duggan. Duggan threw Terry Funk over the top rope. (Elimination # 12) Entry # 22 : Glenn Gilberti! Sean Waltman hits a right hand on Buff Bagwell. Weak headbutt on Buff by Waltman. Entry # 23 : Ron Killings! Stiff high kick on Buff by Devon Storm who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Buff Bagwell got bundled out by Devon. (Elimination # 13) Entry # 24 : Bam Bam Bigelow! Weak kick from Luger. Luger threw Bam Bam Bigelow over the top rope. (Elimination # 14) Entry # 25 : D'Lo Brown! Punch by Duggan, missing Gilberti by a good six inches. Glenn Gilberti got eliminated by Duggan. (Elimination # 15) Entry # 26 : Don Harris! La Parka uses an armbreaker to take Luger down. Parka tried to get Lex Luger over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Entry # 27 : Dan Severn! Tiger bomb by Danny Doring, although no mention is made of whether it originated in Pearl River. Doring went for the elimination, but Blue Meanie held on to the ropes. Entry # 28 : Ken Shamrock! Sandman strikes Danny Doring. Sandman threw Danny Doring over the top rope. (Elimination # 16) Entry # 29 : Brian Knobbs! Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Ken Shamrock uses a forearm to the face. Blue Meanie was eliminated by Shamrock. (Elimination # 17) Entry # 30 : Jerry Lynn! Lex Luger punches away at D'Lo Brown. Weak slam from Luger. Belly to belly suplex by Severn. Severn tried to get D'Lo Brown over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Sandman punches away at Dan Severn. Dan Severn was eliminated by Sandman. (Elimination # 18) Waltman hits a flying kick on The Truth. Sean Waltman hits a right hand on Ron Killings. Tiger bomb by Jerry Lynn, although no mention is made of whether it originated in Pearl River. Lynn tried to get La Parka over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. D'Lo slams Ron Killings. D'Lo tried to eliminate Ron Killings, who hung onto the top rope. Waltman takes a flying neckbreaker from Jerry Lynn. Lynn threw Sean Waltman over the top rope. (Elimination # 19) Flying elbow from Jerry Lynn. Lynn tried to eliminate Sandman, who hung onto the top rope. Rude Awakening on Jerry Lynn by D'Lo. Stiff chop lights up Lynn. Lex Luger hits some weak-looking punches. Flapjack from Luger on Shamrock. Lex Luger hits a sloppy bulldog off the ropes. Luger went for the elimination, but La Parka held on to the ropes. Stiff chop lights up Don. Don Harris got thrown over the top rope by The Truth. (Elimination # 20) D'Lo slams Jerry Lynn. Powerbomb on Lynn. Some weak shots by Luger. Luger threw Jerry Lynn over the top rope. (Elimination # 21) Knobbs takes a flying neckbreaker from Devon Storm. Brian Knobbs got eliminated by Devon. (Elimination # 22) Stiff chop lights up Parka. Massive lariat, apparently D'Lo has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Sandman hits a weak punch on Devon Storm. Sandman hits a weak elbow on Devon Storm. The Truth takes a weak kick. Ron Killings got thrown over the top rope by Duggan. (Elimination # 23) D'Lo Brown fires off some right and left hands. Flying shoulder tackle by D'Lo sends Parka to the mat. D'Lo Brown walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Shamrock. Rude Awakening on D'Lo Brown by Shamrock. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Devon went for the elimination, but Lex Luger held on to the ropes. Fallaway slam by Ken Shamrock. La Parka was eliminated by Shamrock. (Elimination # 24) Big backdrop on Luger, executed well. D'Lo hits a right hand. Fallaway slam by Ken Shamrock. Ken Shamrock snap suplexes Duggan. Lex Luger punches away at Ken Shamrock. Ken Shamrock got thrown over the top rope by Luger. (Elimination # 25) D'Lo bodyslams Devon Storm. Devon Storm was eliminated by D'Lo. (Elimination # 26) Some weak shots by Luger. Jim Duggan got thrown over the top rope by Luger. (Elimination # 27) Sandman hits a big clothesline, not of the 'from Hell' variety. Sandman tried to eliminate D'Lo Brown, who hung onto the top rope. Sluggish brawling from Luger. Luger went for the elimination, but Sandman held on to the ropes. Sluggish brawling from Luger. Luger tried to eliminate D'Lo Brown, who hung onto the top rope. Sandman punches away at Lex Luger. Sandman drops Luger with a clothesline. Flying shoulder tackle by D'Lo sends Luger to the mat. D'Lo went for the elimination, but Lex Luger held on to the ropes. D'Lo Brown fires off some right and left hands. Sandman got bundled out by D'Lo. (Elimination # 28) D'Lo Brown has Lex Luger down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Lo Down hit hard. Lex Luger got thrown over the top rope by D'Lo. It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating. O:60 C:63 M:56

 

(Odd start, with 4 heels followed by 5 faces.)

 

Overall: 63% rating: 1.20 attendance: 10033

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SEX Cherry Blast 6-5

 

(I placed a ppv here by mistake and booked it like a regular show. )

 

Joel "Lindsey Lohan's tits may be fake, they may be real, was too busy jammin her ass to give them a feel" Gertner announces that D'lo Brown will defend his world title against Lex Luger. 68%

 

Air and Sea vs Anti-Americans : Wright flattens Typhoon. Typhoon powers out of a Alex Wright headlock. Big forearm by Typhoon, which was thrown so badly that Misawa is probably doubled-up with laughter somewhere. Tag to Air Paris. Wright takes a flying neckbreaker from Air Paris. Paris uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Wright pushes out of a Air Paris hold. Wright hits an arm drag on Paris. Wright tags out to Fidel Sierra. Lame kick from Fidel. Fidel Sierra strikes Air Paris. Air Paris takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Driven DDT by Air Paris. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Tag between Air Paris and Typhoon. Typhoon scores with a weakly-hit standing spinebuster. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Typhoon hits a weak elbow on Fidel Sierra. Fidel Sierra is in big trouble...When Disaster Strikes!! 1....2....3! Jim Duggan comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Jim Duggan spins Wright around. Jim Duggan hits the Running Clothesline! Alex Wright has been left down on the canvas. Bland match, but i'll give it a * rating for not being too bad. O:50 C47 M:54

 

Chris Chavis rips on whitey for what he did to his people. He swears to do some scalpin'. His first victim is Devon Storm. 59%

 

(Chavis debuted his angry minority gimmick to a positive response.)

 

Devon Storm vs Chris Chavis : Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Devon Storm uses a forearm to the face. Devon walks into a trip. Devon hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. Devon Storm charges, Chavis moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Chris Chavis turns Devon inside-out with a clothesline. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Devon counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Hard back suplex on Chavis. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Super frankensteiner on Chavis, who hit hard. There's a two count on the pin. Power drive elbow by Devon Storm. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Chris Chavis takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Chris Chavis hits a sloppy double axe handle. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Chavis drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Devon scores with a forearm, sending Chavis down into the corner. The referee pulls Devon Storm away to get the break. Wait! Chavis has pulled something out of his tights. Devon Storm walks over...and gets floored by a punch! No, the referee saw the brass knuckles! We have DQ decision! Chavis is pounding the canvas with punches, shouting about how unfair everything is. I'll give it a *1\2 rating. O:58% C:59% M:59%

 

A video hypes Jerry Lynn while sending out subliminal messages to vote for Bush. 63%

 

Greg Valentine vs Ron Killings : Valentine receives some punishment. Big clothesline on Valentine. Cover for a two count. Valentine reverses a waistlock. Valentine uses a neckbreaker on The Truth. Chop from Valentine on The Truth. Uninspiring brawling from Greg Valentine. The Truth counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Big piledriver on Valentine. Greg Valentine is in trouble. True Conviction!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Bland match, but i'll give it a * rating for not being too bad. O:56 C:58 M:54

 

(Killings' new bad ass gimmick recieved a pos. response)

 

Tank Abbott vs Blitzkrieg (For The SEX Hardcore Title) : Flying trash can shot from the top rope! Blitzkrieg crushes Tank with a big legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Blitzkrieg misses a clothesline. Tank strikes away at Blitzkrieg. Big kick from Tank. Cover for a two count. Frying pan shot by Tank. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Tank slams Blitzkrieg down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Blitzkrieg drops out the back of a Tank Abbott bodyslam attempt. Blitzkrieg crushes Tank with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Springboard dropkick from Blitzkrieg. Nicely done. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Flying elbow from Blitzkrieg. Table shot! Tank counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Tank slams Blitzkrieg down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Tank DDTs Blitzkrieg. Blitzkrieg is in trouble. Knockout Punch!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Sandman comes running down the aisle with a chair! Tank Abbott is just leaving the ring...and Sandman scores with a brutal chair shot! Tank Abbott falls to the floor holding his head. I'll give it a *1\2 rating. O:56 C:54 M:58

 

D'lo Brown wants to prove that he is a worthy champion. 78%

 

D'Lo Brown vs Lex Luger (For The SEX World Title) : Lex Luger hits a weak elbow on D'Lo Brown. Messed up bodyslam by Luger. Cover for a two count. D'Lo powers out of a headlock. D'Lo slams Lex Luger. Big backdrop on Luger, executed well. Hooks the leg for a two count. Spear! Luger is down and hurt. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Bodyslam by D'Lo. Luger backdrops D'Lo Brown out of a piledriver attempt. Luger hits a stump piledriver on D'Lo Brown. Hooks the leg for a two count. Side suplex from Luger. Shades of Dino Bravo there, although even Dino could execute it better than Luger. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Punch by Luger, missing D'Lo by a good six inches. Lex Luger hits some weak-looking punches. Luger walks into a trip. Flying shoulder tackle by D'Lo sends Luger to the mat. Lifting DDT by D'Lo Brown, looked good. Buff Bagwell comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! D'Lo turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by Buff! Buff Bagwell has left D'Lo in big trouble. Lex Luger floors D'Lo Brown. Here it comes...Torture Rack! D'Lo Brown taps! A second referee is here...and is telling the first referee about the run in that happened behind his back. The referee reverses the decision, he is disqualifying Lex Luger for outside interference! Luger and Buff put the boots to D'Lo Brown, stomping away on him. It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating. O:72 C:81 M:53

 

O: 62%

buy rate: 1.91

attendance: 20159

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6-8 Breaking News: Dusty Rhodes buys SEX.

 

 

6-9 SEX Education

 

Joel "Mary-Kate may have an eating disorder, she's skinny as a stick. I've got something that can fill her up, I shoot it out my prick" Gertner introduces Dawn Marie as his Vice-president. Her audition blew him away. 69%

 

(Dawn Marie's authority gimmick got a neg. response but she gained 2 pts. in overness.)

 

Bam Bam Bigelow vs La Parka : Bam Bam Bigelow hits some punches. Stiff chop lights up Parka. Bam Bam Bigelow fires off some right and left hands. Hooks the leg for a two count. Rude Awakening on La Parka by Bam Bam. Hooks the leg for a two count. La Parka ducks a clothesline attempt. Leg trip from La Parka. There's a two count on the pin. La Parka hits a shaky delayed suplex on Bam Bam. Bam Bam Bigelow fights out of a grapple. Brutal powerbomb on Parka. La Parka tries to get a big slam, but it is blocked when Bam Bam goes to the eyes! Bam Bam Bigelow quickly scores with a field-goal kick between the legs! La Parka collapses! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! La Parka got screwed! El Dandy comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! El Dandy spins Bam Bam around. El Dandy hits the Dandina! Bam Bam Bigelow has been left down on the canvas. ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling. 63 65 61

 

Glen Gilberti is approached by Dawn Marie, who offers to make him a superstar. 68%

 

Sandman vs Brian Knobbs : Knobbs hits Sandman with a plastic dinosaur. Brian Knobbs hits a bulldog off the ropes. Cover for a two count. Sandman powers out of a Brian Knobbs headlock. Some weak shots by Sandman. Knobbs takes a weak clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sandman smashes a Playstation console over the head of Knobbs. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Weak slam from Sandman. Brian Knobbs fights out of a grapple. Big clothesline from Knobbs. 'Big' because it missed by a big margin. There's a two count on the pin. Flapjack from Knobbs on Sandman. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Big forearm by Knobbs, which was thrown so badly that Misawa is probably doubled-up with laughter somewhere. Knobbs rams Sandman into a table. Brian Knobbs gets taken down out of nowhere. Sandman hits a weak elbow on Brian Knobbs. Flapjack from Sandman on Knobbs. Tank Abbott comes running down the aisle with a chair! Knobbs goes to irish whip Sandman into the ropes. Tank prepares to swing the chair...but Sandman reverses! Tank accidentally smacks Knobbs with a chair to the back! Brian Knobbs can barely stand. Here it comes - White Russian Legsweep. 1....2...3, it's finished. Tank Abbott remains in the ring. Brian Knobbs pushes the referee away. Brian Knobbs spins Tank around. Brian Knobbs hits the Powerslam! It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating. 63 67 55

 

Jim Duggan vs Fidel Sierra : Powerslam from Jim Duggan on Fidel. Jim Duggan moves in for the kill. Running Clothesline! 1....2....3. Alex Wright comes running down the aisle with a chair, and gets into the ring! Wright hits Duggan with a chair to the back! Jim Duggan goes down to the canvas, hurt. DUD. 50 55 40

 

Roadkill vs Don Harris : Don takes a headbutt from Roadkill. Don counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Don strikes away at Roadkill. Roadkill charges, Don moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Flapjack from Don on Roadkill. Cover, but there's no one to count for Don Harris. Don drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Roadkill with a spinning neckbreaker on Don. Spear by Roadkill. There's a two count on the pin. Powerbomb on Don. Pin, but Don is out just before the three count. Don pushes out of a Roadkill hold. Powerslam from Don Harris on Roadkill. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Don Harris gets taken down out of nowhere. Roadkill has Don Harris down on the canvas. Here it comes - Amish Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! Roadkill is still in the ring celebrating. Don Harris pushes the referee away. Don Harris spins Roadkill around. Don Harris hits the Big Foot! I'll give it a *1\2 rating. 59 60 60

 

(Don Harris demanded he do something to get his heat back. I'll find a way to punish him for his attitude.)

 

Jerry Lynn offers to be D'lo's partner in tonight's main event match against Totally Buff. D'lo accepts. 63%

 

Underdogs vs X-DX : Gillberg hits a weak kick. Sharp kick from Gillberg, although it clearly missed. There's a two count on the pin. B.G. James takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Running clothesline from B.G. James, sloppily done. James hits a stump piledriver on Gillberg, although it was quite weak in its execution. Tag between B.G. James and Sean Waltman. Flapjack from Waltman on Gillberg. Gillberg counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Tag between Gillberg and Barry Horowitz. Sluggish brawling from Horowitz. Barry Horowitz hits a weak elbow on Sean Waltman. Hooks the leg for a two count. Big clothesline from Horowitz. 'Big' because it missed by a big margin. Horowitz tags out to Gillberg. Flapjack from Gillberg on Waltman. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Waltman pushes out of a Gillberg hold. Gillberg takes a right hand to the temple from Waltman. Tag to B.G. James. Running clothesline from B.G. James, sloppily done. X-DX have Gillberg to themselves. Pumphandle Slam! 1....2....3! It's over. X-DX rush forward to attack! Underdogs get caught by surprise and brutally beaten down to the canvas. Nothing worth seeing here, i'll give a 1\2 star rating because i'm generous. 50 52 46

 

Horrowitz's fun babyface gimmick recieves a neg. response.

 

Sid's Show: Sid Vicious and tonight's guest Ken Shamrock discuss wrestling and how to get medication without a doctor's note. 76%

 

Totally Buff decide they're too good to talk to the peons, making Midajah work the mic. 57% Lex and Buff both lost 2 overness points.

 

D'Lo Brown and Jerry Lynn vs Totally Buff : Lynn hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Buff takes a flying neckbreaker from Jerry Lynn. Cover for a two count. Lynn tags out to D'Lo Brown. Lynn \ D'Lo whip Buff into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Hooks the leg for a two count. Fallaway slam by D'Lo Brown. Buff reverses a D'Lo Brown hammerlock. Buff Bagwell hits a sloppy double axe handle. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Lex Luger. Lex Luger DDTs D'Lo, poorly executed. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Lex Luger hits a big clothesline, not of the 'from Hell' variety. D'Lo counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. D'Lo slams Lex Luger down. Tag between D'Lo Brown and Jerry Lynn. Jerry Lynn strikes Luger. Luger tags out to Buff Bagwell. Driven DDT by Jerry Lynn. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Buff Bagwell can barely stand. Here it comes - Cradle Of Grave. 1....2...3, it's finished. Totally Buff don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack Lynn \ D'Lo, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends. **1\2 rating for a decent contest. 71 75 65

 

 

overall:63% rating: 1.26 attendance: 9018

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

wow, knocking off a TNA angle that's been done with for nearly a year.... And with old people as part of this "new blood". Sheesh. A little originality NEVER killed anyone...

[Richard 0]

Well I was about to bring in Hall and Nash and reform the NWO, but now I'll go in another direction.