Stupid Neighbors and Lawnmowers

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

One gun.....two bullets......unless your a terrible shot........

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Do they have bushes? Give them a dosage of stinkymeat. Just put a little plate of some old meat out there to rot and stink in the sun.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

ITs still too cold here for the meat idea. I think it would stay fresh enough where the neighborhood stray cats could eat it. I'm not feeding the strays.

 

That could be a plan come August though.

 

It doesn't look like anybody is home over there right now. I'm thinking of going to this street that's full of Chinese window breakers(all over the ground) and then lobbing them in places on the lawn. With any luck they'll hit the blades of the lawn mower and wreck it. With more luck they'll hit the blades and be shot into Macho's legs.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Paint a simple geometric glyph on their least lit outside wall. Repeat until caught or they stop bothering to fix it.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I can't mow the lawn while they're asleep. There's a noise orderance. I could mow it on a weekend until like 11pm but that's it

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Here's one for you FS....

 

Go to your local party store and rent a Michael Myers costume.

 

Go out and find a real kitchen knife.

 

Stand in the back of their house wearing the costume preferably near clothes hanging on a clothlesline......