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Choken One's attempt at humor destroyed this thread. Somebody lock him in the WWE forum.

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Girl: Hey sexy.

The kid: uh hello

Girl: want a blow job?

The Kid: Copulation? C-O-P-U-L-A-T-I-O-N. To engage in coitus or sexual intercourse.

Girl: What? So...wanna fuck?

The Kid: Can I have a Alternate pronuctionation?

Girl: Wanna Bang?

Kid: ?

Girl: uh yeah...

Kid: Can I have a definition please?

Girl: do you want to stick your dick in my pussy or not?

Kid: Dick? Pussy?

Girl: YOUR PENIS! MY VAGINA!

Kid: OOOOHHH THAT!

Girl: I give up...

 

:kid passes out:

You FUCKING SUCK! GET OFF THE FUCKING STAGE!

:firing: :firing: :firing: :firing: :firing:

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"To me, that's what you call grit," said Paige Kimble, the bee director. "It was an extraordinary circumstance."

Listen, lady, it's a spelling bee ... it's not life and death. Nothing extraordinary, and not enough grit to moisten your undies over.

 

I feel so bad for these kids, who will undoubtedly go through a life of nerd-dom ... hell, a group of fools on a PRO WRESTLING MESSAGE BOARD are making fun of them. If that's not the bottom of the bottom of the barrel, then I don't know what is.

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I watched about 10 minutes of it. It was ridiculous. I think some girl asked for the origin of a word, then the pronunciations, then the definition, then the pronunciations, then the part of speech it was, then the origin, then the pronunciations, then the definition, then the pronunciations. Then she got it wrong anyway. Hot.

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