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And you continue to make it painfully obvious that you would not last a day where I live

 

IB's hardcore, niggas.

I spend my days chillin' on the stoop, sippin' 40s and hurling incoherent abuse at passers-by, hoping one will actually turn around and "loc".

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How about Retarded Sparrow?

 

Oh, and this thread is fucking GOLD top to bottom. If this keeps going it'll be a classic.

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Yeah, and he owns a Kangaroo and a computer. All he does is jack off his Kangaroo and post shit on message baords. That is his life.

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I'm not having a go at Auatralians (some of my closest imaginary friends are Ausssies) but is where he lives really a ghetto or something? Does it compare to Compton or places like that? Hell, id anywhere where you can quite happily post on a message board all day every day without getting your stuff nicked or killed for being a gimp really that rough?

 

I say he's one of these people who thinks that he's tough for smoking weed and getting drunk every Saturday night.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion
How in the hell is he like Hawthorne.

I'm not sure if I remember where I was going with that. Maybe something about being wordy and dull.

 

Either way, Dumpface is winning.

You shouldn't judge Hawthorne based on that copy of The Scarlet Letter you never finished in high school. The man wrote some excellent short stories.

Hey, I finished it. I hated the fucker, but I read it. I think it's because the whole book centered around shame, and that doesn't relate to me.

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I find the "If you're Australian, you live in the outback" stereotypes amusing.

 

And bullshit Adam, I'm nowhere near you - you were just after some cheap pops.

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I find the "If you're Australian, you live in the outback" stereotypes amusing.

 

And bullshit Adam, I'm nowhere near you - you were just after some cheap pops.

It wasn't a stereotype, schmuck, it was a joke.

 

So what's so rough about where you live? Not enough beer? Dingos stealing your food? Not enough shrimps for the barbie? Flaming gollahs taking ya sheila? Do tell.

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I find the "If you're Australian, you live in the outback" stereotypes amusing.

 

And bullshit Adam, I'm nowhere near you - you were just after some cheap pops.

It wasn't a stereotype, schmuck, it was a joke.

 

So what's so rough about where you live? Not enough beer? Dingos stealing your food? Not enough shrimps for the barbie? Flaming gollahs taking ya sheila? Do tell.

All of the above.

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Liar.

 

Seriously, I honestly want to know why anybody wouldn't last a day in your neighbourhood. And if you can't give a legitimate reason, then maybe you should stop playing at being all high and mighty.

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Well, since the Olympic Games were announced as being held in Sydney, a lot of the dropkicks from Sydney were shipped up here. Thousands of them. They picked here to send them. They picked my suburb.

 

Edit: Actually, not all of them were sent to my suburb, but a good majority.

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What do you mean they were shipped up to your suburb? Were they kicked out of Sydney or something?

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Liar.

 

Seriously, I honestly want to know why anybody wouldn't last a day in your neighbourhood.

Because it's his neighborhood.

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What do you mean they were shipped up to your suburb? Were they kicked out of Sydney or something?

Yes.

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What do you mean they were shipped up to your suburb? Were they kicked out of Sydney or something?

Yes.

So basically, your neighbourhood is rough because there are some scallywags from the big city there? Surely, it's not as bad as, y'know, actually living in Sydney.

 

Whereabouts in Oz do you live, anyhow. I wanna do some research.

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TMO is dead actually.

But is he banned?

No. But his body is rotting on IB's doorstep. He just hasn't noticed it yet.

 

I think it blends in with the other smells.

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TMO is dead actually.

But is he banned?

No. But his body is rotting on IB's doorstep. He just hasn't noticed it yet.

 

I think it blends in with the other smells.

chave, I refuse to tell you my city's name.

 

And cwm, who the fuck put it there?

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What the fuck? Christmas isn't until fucking July!

 

*Runs around in circle and snaps pencil*

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chave, I refuse to tell you my city's name.

OMG INTRAWEB STALKERZ MIGHT GET J00~!

 

We could always just bribe a mod to get IB's DNS... but then again, it's IB

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If you're desperate enough to bribe a mod, I don't give a shit. I just feel for you.

 

Wait... No I don't.

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If you're desperate enough to bribe a mod, I don't give a shit. I just feel for you.

Fine then.

 

First one to send me $50 can have it.

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