Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2004 [We cut to the back where we see Vince Russo walking though the back] "Ok, we got some changes.. numba one.. no more Zombies.. numba two.. battle royal, 20 men, for a shot at Triple Atch tonight" [Russo stops.] Russo - "It's you" [We pan out to see that Goldberg is there] Goldberg - "Yeah" Russo - "What do you want?" Goldberg - "Give me a match with Bradshaw. For his number one contendership" *snort* Russo - "Well, you'll get it" [Russo smiles and walks off and we fade to the enterance.] "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "Dance and the stuff and all of that" "Fast as a normal cat" "Presented with some class" "WWW! IS A THORN.. IN YOUR ASS!" "TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!" [Triple H and Lex Luger walk down to the ring. Water is spit.] Triple H - "Sting-uh, last week, I don't know if it was you, or somebody else, but I was attacked. Sting-uh, you might be an old man, but you can be honest with me. Tell me if you attacked me. Sting-uh, one day, you will have to be a man and admit if you attacked me. But, until then, I will wait, for the day which I will kill you" [Triple H smiles] Triple H - "But now, Vince Rooso, thinks he can make me defend my belt? well, Vince, because I love to crush people, I will defend it against that man and I will crush him!" [Promo was abridged] Glacier made Don Harris submit to the Oriental Spike in 0:02:54. Rating: * Meanwhile in the back, Kevin Nash re-dubs Brian Christopher as 'Lil Sexy' No-Countout-No-DQ-20-Man Royal Rumble: Deion Sanders won a 20-man Royal Rumble: x Kane and Jerry Lynn - Sex Addict started out. x Shawn Stasiak entered at 0:01:00 x David Flair Classic entered at 0:02:00 x Lynn threw out Meat after spinning headscissors in 0:02:01 x Lynn threw out Kane in 0:02:10 x Flair defeated Lynn after the Figure-Four Leglock in 0:02:50 x Bob Backlund entered at 0:03:00 x Flair threw out Backlund in 0:03:17 x Scott Hall entered at 0:04:00 x Iron Sheik entered at 0:05:00 x Brian Christopher entered at 0:06:00 x Hall defeated Iron Sheik after a gutwrench suplex in 0:06:33 x Sylvan Grenier entered at 0:07:00 x Flair defeated Hall after the Figure-Four Leglock in 0:07:12 x Bunny entered at 0:08:00 x Christopher threw out Flair after a double-axhandle chop in 0:08:52 x Juggalo Jackson entered at 0:09:00 x Bobby the Rookie entered at 0:10:00 x Dean Malenko entered at 0:11:00 x Prince Iaukea entered at 0:12:00 x Christopher threw out Jackson in 0:12:45 x Deion Sanders entered at 0:13:00 x Tatanka entered at 0:14:00 x Iaukea defeated D. Malenko after the Northern Lights Suplex in 0:14:23 x Maven entered at 0:15:00 x Bodydonna Skip entered at 0:16:00 x Christopher defeated Iaukea after a backslide in 0:16:35 x Viscera entered at 0:17:00 x Snakecharmer entered at 0:18:00 x Rookie threw out Skip after a flying dropkick in 0:19:36 x Snakecharmer threw out Rookie after a punch in 0:20:22 x Viscera threw out Bunny after a facerake in 0:21:40 x Viscera defeated Christopher after the Big Splash in 0:23:13 x S. Grenier defeated Maven in 0:25:05 x D. Sanders defeated Snakecharmer after the Prime Time Stunner in 0:26:35 x D. Sanders defeated S. Grenier after the Prime Time Stunner in 0:29:21 x D. Sanders threw out Tatanka in 0:29:50 x D. Sanders threw out Viscera in 0:33:01 Rating: 1/4* We get the revelation from Matthew Morgan and Ed Ferrara, "The Church of Sports Entertainment" Meanwhile, Deion Sanders and Triple H cross paths in the back. Triple H - "Deion, this isn't the NFL" Matthew Morgan pinned Cochese with the Choke Slam in 0:02:53. Rating: -1/2* The Abortionist executes the 'Alley Way Special'. The Abortionist seemingly enjoys the boos. He goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. The Abortionist seemingly enjoys the boos. The winner is The Abortionist. Time of match: 0:04:06 The Abortionist pinned Todd with his special move in 0:04:06. Rating: 3/4* Los Immigrantes defeated The New Insane Clown Posse when Dandy pinned Violent J with the Dandina Cradle in 0:08:45. Rating: -1/4* After the match, Shaggy 2 Dope made his return and in-between profanities, he condemned the New ICP. The New ICP and Dean Malenko then attacked, and then Ric Flair and Juggalo Jackson ran down to make the save. Jake Roberts pinned Jim Duggan with the DDT in 0:01:37. Rating: -**** Scott Hall then came down to the ring and got into a brawl with Jake Roberts X-Pac pinned Jerry Flynn with the X-Factor in 0:05:00. Rating: * 3/4 After the match, Jerry Lynn and Chyna ran down to the ring to attack X-Pac, but Kane came down for the save. Lex Luger made Animal submit to the Torture Rack in 0:06:53. Rating: -* Rob Van Dam pinned ReBorne with the Five Star Frog Splash in 0:02:42. Rating: * 1/2 Viscera and ReBorne had words for each other after the match The Axis of Evil (Bestia Salvaje and Sabu the Beheader) defeated American Dragon and American Kickboxer when B. Salvaje pinned A. Kickboxer with the Power Bomb in 0:03:10. Rating: 3/4* Ron Harris pinned Alex Wright with the Big Boot in 0:02:34. Rating: 1/4* Meanwhile in the back, we see Matthew Morgan talking to Cochese about "The Church of Sports Entertainment" Johnny Grunge defeated Sadam by disqualification in 0:02:49 Rating: -* 1/2 After the match: The Axis of Evil and 'The Coalition' (Los Immigrantes, Duggan, Grunge and Animal) got into a brawl Bill Goldberg goes for a spear, but John Bradshaw Layfield rolls out of the way. John Bradshaw Layfield executes the Clothesline From Hell on Bill Goldberg. John Bradshaw Layfield goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. John Bradshaw Layfield is being booed like there is no tomorrow. The winner is John Bradshaw Layfield. Time of match: 0:07:49 John Bradshaw Layfield pinned Bill Goldberg with the Clothesline From Hell in 0:07:49. Rating: -* 1/2 With the help of JBL, we have new Tag Champs Team Taliban (Emilio Charles Jr. and Scorpio Jr.) defeated Kevin Nash and Rey Misterio Jr. when Charles Jr. pinned Misterio Jr. with the Frog Splash in 0:07:29. Rating: -1/2* (Team Taliban (Emilio Charles Jr. and Scorpio Jr.) won the WWW Tag Team titles.) After the match, Layfield KOed Nash with a Clothesline from Hell. Deion Sanders is confident that he'll beat Triple H. Deion Sanders executes the Prime Time Stunner on Triple H. A small "Deion Sanders" chant is being started. Deion Sanders goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. The crowd is starting to get behind Deion Sanders. The winner is Deion Sanders. Time of match: 0:04:56 Deion Sanders pinned Triple H with the Prime Time Stunner in 0:04:56. Rating: DUD (Deion Sanders won the Big Gold Belt.) A special PPV card annoucement! Here's the card so far! Show #8 WWW's Bad June Rising WWW TITLE: Kevin Nash © v. John Bradshaw Layfield FOR THE BIG GOLD BELT: Deion Sanders © v. Triple H WWW TAG TEAM TITLES: Team Taliban [scorpio/Emilio] © v. Los Immigrantes WWW WESTERN HEMISPHERE TITLE MATCH: X-Pac/Jake Roberts v. Lex Luger/Rob Van Dam The Axis of Evil (Bestia, Sabu and Sadam) v. Jim Duggan, Animal and Johnny Grunge Rumored: Jake 'The Snake' Roberts v. Scott Hall Sexual Harris-ment v. Alex Wright and Glacier Shawn Stasiak v. Rey Mysterio Jr. Lita and Kane v. Jerry Lynn and Chyna ReBorne v. Viscera The New ICP and Dean Malenko v. Shaggy 2 Dope, Juggalo Jackson and David Flair Classic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites