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The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents...

A PPV EXTRAVAGANZA!

 

SWF 13th HOUR, SUNDAY JUNE 13th, *LIVE* FROM THE *SOLD OUT* MARK OF THE QUAD CITIES CENTER, MOLINE, ILLINOIS! FEATURING "LUX AETERNA," COMPOSED BY CLINT MANSELL!

(7pm PCT, 10pm EST! CALL YOUR LOCAL CABLE OPERATOR TO ORDER!)

 

Card:

 

MAIN EVENT

SINGLES MATCH

WORLD TITLE BOUT

"Deathwish" Danny Williams© vs Janus©

Stability and instability, reason and insanity collide in the main event of 13th Hour! Champion Danny Williams confronts former friend and stablemate Janus, for the ultimate prize in the business. It's a mesh of two vastly different men, stories, and styles. Repressed anger meets raving rage in what is sure to be a hell of a main event! Can Danny continue to legitimize his reign and prove he is, indeed, the Man here in the SWF, or will Janus realize a lusty desire for power and precedence, continuing the trend of the SWF title passing from hand to hand? The clock is ticking... the hour draws nearer.

Rules: Standard singles match. Shocking! Janus' ICTV title is NOT on the line.

Send To: realitycheck

 

CANADIAN DEATH MATCH

BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH FIVE OF FIVE

Dace Night (2) vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (2)

Four times they have fought, and four times they have failed to resolve this. Who will be the new number one contender to the SWF world title will finally be resolved tonight, in one of the most creative stipulations ever concieved. And there's a lot of that going around tonight, I know. Tom Flesher and Dace Night have run the table in their series, and now, it's time to decide who is really the best. They know their strenghts, they know their weaknesess, they know the other's strategy. They know there are no excuses, now.

Rules: Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. The winner is the first one to get a combined count of 10. For example, if one man pins the other for a 4 count, then a 3 count later in the match that’s a combined 7 count. Only 3 counts and higher can contribute to the combined count (you can’t just get 5 near falls in a row to win).

Send To: Suicide King

 

IRON MAN MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Alan Clark

The ages old blood feud between Landon Maddix and Alan Clark continues to rage, finally coming to a head here at 13th Hour! We hope, anyway. With the score evened at 2-2, these two men try to settle something that dates back to the beginning of their careers in the SJL. Many falls will take place in this match... but at the end, one man will stand above the other. At long last.

Rules: The man to get the most falls in a 60-minute time period is the winner. Regular DQ/Countout rules do apply.

Send To: realitycheck

 

MASKED MAN MYSTERY MATCH

FIVE WOUNDS GAUNTLET

The Masked Man vs Aecas, David Blazenwing, Ace Lezaire, Insane Luchador and... Ebony?

The ambiguous Masked Man might have all the talent in the world, but not the experience, as he was resoundly smacked down by the world champion on Smarkdown. Keeping a stiff upper lip, MM asked only for one thing from 13th Hour: A chance to prove himself. Well, Alexander Zenon was all too kind in his response. Masked Man now has the possibility of facing five different competitors in five different stipulations for a supreme victory. A wily vet, a hard-nosed returnee, a lumbering hoss, a cocky rookie and... a giant antromorphic ferret?

The Five Stips: Singles, Chairshot Challange (steel chairs are the only legal weapon, anything else can get you DQed, no count out), Tables (no-DQ, for the good it'll do you), Random Match (ANY stip, EVER. It will be displayed on the 'tron before this segment starts), Ladder (MM's briefcase will be held above the ring. First to retrive it wins, and if his opponent does, they have the right to open it).

Rules: The match is in five segments, versus five opponents, using the five stips listed above in that progressive order. The only thing known is that the stips WILL happen in the listed order. In what order Masked Man will face his opponents is unknown. The match is best-of-five; Masked Man must win three stips to win, or be defeated by three opponents to lose. And yes, I have gone completely mad; Ebony's stats will be posted shortly.

Send To: realitycheck (Only I could mark this thing)

 

LAST MAN STANDING

Nathaniel Kibagami vs Toxxic

The bad blood between these two goes back before Battleground, where the rookie beat the returning Kibagami only to have Nathaniel even the score on his path the the World Title. Now neither man is a champion and both have something to prove, but there can only be one Last Man Standing...

Rules: The man who is unable to answer the 10 count, when knocked down, will lose. Nothing else matters.

Send To: 5_moves_of_doom

 

CASINO FLOOR BRAWL

TAG TEAM TITLES BOUT

Hollywood Boulevard© vs Crow & "The Notorious" John Duran

The champions were, to the surprise of some, very disappointed that their prospected opponents would be unable to meet them at this PPV. Instead of just revelling in their gold, they devised a plan. They offered all the unbooked wrestlers in the locker room to draw straws for the oppertunity to team up and face them for the gold. The Antichrist Superstar, Crow, and freefalling former champion, John Duran, were the 'lucky' two winners. They may not like each other much, but both are willing to put that aside for the chance at gold. Smirking and nodding, Todd Cortezn and Mike Van Siclent accepted their opponents... and then went to Commissioner Zenon with a fascinating match stipulation.

Rules: The match will take place on the Lady Luck Riverboat Casino, which steams its way up the Mississippi River, just a stone's throw from outside the Mark. There are no rules, although it's encouraged that the teams stay on the casino level. Encouraged.

Send To: Thoth

 

CAGE MATCH

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins

Not all matches need epic description. Johnny Dangerous, proud fighting champion and working hard to continue the legacy of the CW title, firmly established by former partner in crime Wildchild, takes to the streets (or between the steel, whatever) to face off against Spike Jenkins, who earned the PPV shot at the title last show.

Rules: Pinfall/submission, since escape are teh suq.

Send To: Grand Slam

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs Jay Dawg

Old friends (...?) renew accquaintancies! The incomprable Jay Dawg makes yet another reappearance in the SWF, and Munich is all too happy to greet him! This should inspire memories of eras long past in the SWF, if only for a brief moment... until these bludgeon them out of one-another's heads, anyway. Ah, reunions.

Rules: Singles affair. You know the rules.

Send To: chirs3

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Ryan Dustin

World famous Bemani, former tag champion and staple of the crusierweight division returns to the SWF after a long haitus! Former crusierweight staple himself, Ryan Dustin, locks horns with him here in the opener of this PPV event! Huzzah!

Rules: Singles match. Yep.

Send To: Grand Slam

 

(Send all stuffs to realitycheck)

(DECORUM NOTES: The Mark has been dressed up at the entrance to resemble an enormous clocktower, fully working. The face is in black Roman numerals, with a XIII etched into it just past the XII, in blood red. It ticks towards this, and will chime at the main event. Wrestlers enter from behind its giant swinging pendulum, and proceed down an entranceway lined with clocks of all shapes and sizes. The tower is fully scalable, in case you'd like some ideas...)

Edited by realitycheck

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Ok...

 

This WILL be the end of mine and Clark's feud...and there must be a winner. So overtime and shit if on of us wanted a draw after 60 for some reason.

 

I take it that Ced isn't available for refereeing duties :P

 

MASSIVE card. MASSIVE amount of stips. MASSIVE hell for Grapplersaurus. I really can't wait.

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Man this show looks like it's going to OWN! It's going to kick ass.

 

Reviewing it will kill me like, but it'll be worth it.

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Deep inside me, I crave to skip the Main Event and write as Ebony. But naaah...

 

Maybe sometime in the future...heehee

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MASKED MAN MYSTERY MATCH

FIVE WOUNDS GAUNTLET

The Masked Man vs Aecas, David Blazenwing, Ace Lezaire, Insane Luchador and... Ebony?

The ambiguous Masked Man might have all the talent in the world, but not the experience, as he was resoundly smacked down by the world champion on Smarkdown. Keeping a stiff upper lip, MM asked only for one thing from 13th Hour: A chance to prove himself. Well, Alexander Zenon was all too kind in his response. Masked Man now has the possibility of facing five different competitors in five different stipulations for a supreme victory. A wily vet, a hard-nosed returnee, a lumbering hoss, a cocky rookie and... a giant antromorphic ferret?

The Five Stips: Singles, Chairshot Challange (steel chairs are the only legal weapon, anything else can get you DQed, no count out), Tables (no-DQ, for the good it'll do you), Random Match (ANY stip, EVER. It will be displayed on the 'tron before this segment starts), Ladder (MM's briefcase will be held above the ring. First to retrive it wins, and if his opponent does, they have the right to open it).

Rules: The match is in five segments, versus five opponents, using the five stips listed above in that progressive order. The only thing known is that the stips WILL happen in the listed order. In what order Masked Man will face his opponents is unknown. The match is best-of-five; Masked Man must win three stips to win, or be defeated by three opponents to lose. And yes, I have gone completely mad; Ebony's stats will be posted shortly.

Send To: realitycheck (Only I could mark this thing)

Um... WHAT?!

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Guest Tonights Highlite

So wait... I tagged with Crow and we win, then discuss doing the tag thing, and I'm not apart of that match? Okay. I gues I can live with that, cause Crow might not have mentioned it. I'll figure out something else tag wise.

 

Alright, I lose to Ace in my debut, in a VERY close match, and get thrown into the ME of the last show, without prior knowledge or apparently any credibility, against Ace no-less, where my opponents beat me like a red-headed stepchild -- as they probably should have, I guess, to keep their opponents strong -- build up the fact that I'm a jobber, make me tap due to cheating of some kind and I don't get a rematch against Ace, to try and prove that statement wrong? I have to ask why put me in the ME (as filler to get jobbed) unless it was to set-up a match with Ace and then not do the match with Ace, when it's clear Ace doesn't like the kind of match he's in and it seems like a logical angle to explore.

 

Okay, I find no fault in facing Ced, because I haven't gotten a singles win and he's returning it seems, so it could be a good match for either of us to get on track with, but I was clearly expecting one of the two above matches before this.

 

I'm not mad, just not sure what the hell is going on. Hopefully, I'm not coming off as a dick, but clearly this isn't making sense to me. It's a very good card, I just feel like there were better matches, for my character. I think I'll write out some character ideas or something for CC, so that we can get on the same page, because I'm at a loss.

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Guest Aecas

Well this should be interesting to write.

 

*thinks up random stipulation and who should face TMM in it*

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Dustin - relax. Your chance will come. Besides, Ced is rusty but if you knock him off you'll probably be in good standing for a Cruiserwieght shot.

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*plots and schemes*

*wonders when Card is actually going to WRESTLE again*

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I take it that Ced isn't available for refereeing duties :P

Hey, I've refereed two straight Hardcore matches after wrestling a dark match. Of course, none of this was my doing, but I HAVE!

 

*plans to referee every match at 13th Hour, including his own with a little help from a rift in the space-time continuum*

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Dustin, now that I think about it, I wonder why I didn't think of having you and Muzz face off at the PPV. I've been a little deadheaded regarding the fed lately, which is part of the reason this card is as gimmick-loaded as it is. I understand why you're frustrated, and I apologize. I'll try to make it up to you on Storm.

 

Muzz, once again, I anticipated that you might not like this match much, but hoped that you'd find something to like about it and go for it anyway. I'd still prefer if you tried to write, obviously, but either way I'll make it up to you on Storm, too.

 

Blazenwing... yes, all five. It's a large, rather disasterous match, and I will admit I'm catering to SS, since he wanted something unusual for the PPV. I'm going to be as open minded as I can with the marking, so you don't need to write something enormous. Try to have fun with it, and know that this is one of those cases where I'll reward people who write for the match.

 

-Z

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Well I'm back from my hellacious week at the beach... carrying with me 26,423 words or so... I am going to go back through and dress up the entrances around that clock tower thingy...

 

 

And may the "working clock" be used to count down the Iron Man? That'd be sweet cause I was just using a clock on the SmarkTron to count.

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I hate the beach.

 

I'm pasty white and I burn incredibly easy (sun poisoning twice). I also wasn't going to no-show a blowoff match due to my family wanting me to go even though I could have worked all week and made money instead of going to the beach and spending it.

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I hate the beach.

 

I'm pasty white and I burn incredibly easy.

Hey Rando, we have something in common.

 

But seriously, 26k? That's just WRONG.

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I hate the beach. 

 

I'm pasty white and I burn incredibly easy.

Hey Rando, we have something in common.

 

But seriously, 26k? That's just WRONG.

He's also going to "dress up" everything. So that'll probably make it coming in at 30k in words.

 

Dammit Rando. I think I speak for everyone when this had better fucking deliver.

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Don't feel too bad, Rando; I'm just about the exact opposite of pasty white, and I hate the beach, too.

 

- Dub "Okay, I'm not quite as black as Thugg, but I definitely don't need a fucking tan" Cee

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Don't feel too bad, Rando; I'm just about the exact opposite of pasty white, and I hate the beach, too.

 

- Dub "Okay, I'm not quite as black as Thugg, but I definitely don't need a fucking tan" Cee

What's there to feel bad about if you don't like the beach? That's just sense.

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