Guest Thoth Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 Outcast is walking down the street when suddenly, he accidentally kills himself! END PROMO
Guest El Luchadore Magnifico Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 Scruffy? Where are you? *steps over 'Cast's corpse and starts looking for his beloved pooch*
Guest chirs3 Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 Magnifico is speared by the adorable little pup! "NOBODY EXPECTS SCRUFFY'S INQUISITION!" (exeunt)
Guest Suicide King Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 The puppy takes off its mask... IT'S THE ELK!!!
Guest chirs3 Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 ELM mutters "Et tu, Scruffy?" before passing out. ELK spears him anyway. 1-2-3!
Guest Suicide King Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 Russian Bear: "I must crush you, Elk."
Guest chirs3 Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 kidcoasl: i aer the spescial guest refree! crowdz: yay kidcoaslwe lov eyou!@
Guest Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 Stop this!.... This is my ppv match verbatem!
Guest Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 GORO BEINGS E#ATIONGS CHILDRENS@#@$!$@$ 1!@#! 2!#@# 3@$@$@%$ SUICIDING KING COMERS DOWN TO DISAGREE WITH GORO!#@$ GORO APPOLOGIZED FOR BEINGS UNHAPPYS SUICIDING KING MAKES TEA FOR GORO ALL ENJOY HAPPY DAYDS@#$@$@%$
Guest chirs3 Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 kidcoasl: g0ro yousnot right yore diskwalfied!11!
Guest realitycheck Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 Hey, let me try... -ahem- The Exploding Chicken... oh, xkuse me, da exploding CHICKEN!!! drops frum da rafturs, on2 kidcaols skwashing him flat! Nerevous Sheep: Oh my gawd! Chicken just krushed kidcolls! BenH: u don't thnk he's going to... be4 BenH can finish, da' CHICKEN piks up kidcullsa and drops him with da CRISPY CHICKEN CRUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!! Chicken sticks a tape recorder up kidcoals ass, and he LIKES IT!!!!!!! Chicken: u kluckin' suck, kidcolas! The Elk charges down da ramp, and chicken retreats, afraid he kuld get the FUNKY MONKEY SPEAR OF DOOM! Chicken goes back up, and ELK spears kidcoals 1! 2! 3! Elk is sill undefeated! Sheep: i mark 4 da Elk! Chicken: Kluck, Kluck, Kluck... KABOOM! -Z Man, I miss the chicken...
Guest chirs3 Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 Screw him, I miss kidcoasl. kidcoasl: Im gunna eet you hawt dowg. hot dawg: no kidcaols don eet me. kidcoasl: shuddup im eet you.
Guest AnnieEclectic Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 suddenly Mistress Sarah drops from the ceiling.... Molly drops on top of her..... Lady Red ddrops on top of her.... G0R0 mk. 2 drops on top of her.... Manatee Man drops on all four... 1-2-3!!!! DING DING DING -Annie
Guest Insanityman Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 "Et tu Scruffy?" I laughed so fucking hard at that... Eh, I suck at humor so; *Lucky falls from the sky crushing Laseer and any other newbie who bitched and left...* *Migdet rns in with a chair,, and beats Pyscho Frek senseless he run up the aile gets ladder hits a fRog splash on Freak and pins... ONE! TWO! THREE! Axil: MIDGET WON! Crater: WOW! --- *involuntary shudder at the basic midget match and midget himself.
Guest chirs3 Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 lol, I remember Axil... kidcoasl: Yor winnre is Midget! crowdz: yay for midgeT! kidcoasl: i is cool! *Chris Wilson pulls a lever - the ring explodes*
Guest Insanityman Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 I wondered why I got harrassed too... and it took me three god damn shows to figure out it was Axis... someone made a typo in their match, I glanced at it and assumed it was Axil. *Lucky comes back to life and gets speared by the elk* ONE! TWO! THREE!
Guest Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 Suddenly Johnny Rotten starts ripping up Apostle's teddy bear with one eye causing Apostle's hopes and dreams to shatter before his very eyes. His mother starts screaming for him to keep it down, and he complys staring silently at his fallen hero.
Guest Thoth Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 And then Thoth has two children named Jesus Christ and Pop n' Fresh, and he teaches them to be serial killers! And they kill a bunch of people! Including Reason and Extreme Hound!
Guest TheAntipop Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 You will burn for stealing my promo, King.
Guest chirs3 Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 And then Chris Raynor- ... Well, he just kinda sits there.
Guest El Luchadore Magnifico Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 *wakes back up and observes the carnage spewed around him* Scruffy? Where'd you go now? *steps over Reason's corpse and begins searcing for the traitorous To-to*
Guest HVilleThugg Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 Then the HVille THugg walks up and eats Magnifico... "Mmmmm, tasty. Yo, I be lovin' Mexican" Then GORO runs up and eats HVT, but Thugg no sells. Da "not so funny" H
Guest Suicide King Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 The Elk no-sells Thugg's no-selling, and eats him! 1-2-3!!! The Elk then turn and spears G0R0! G0R0 BEINGZ CURIOULSY STRONGG CORPSE!111!1!!!1!!1!!
Guest HVilleThugg Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 {sigh} Fine! {whispers} HVT sells... but haunts the Suicide King for the rest of eternity! Da "not-so no selling beast" H
Guest Suicide King Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 To make up for his no-goodnick ways, the Suicide King is trapped under Thugg's corpse and has to gnaw his leg off to escape.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 (Edwin ambles onto the scene) "Oh, what a cheery--" G0R0 IS BEIGNSZ STEPPINGS ON EDIWN LIKE GODZILERSS!#)(!*#!@ kidcoasl: oh no all eath im (Somewhere in outer space, a satellite shouts: "Thoth equals megawussy.)
Guest Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 Suddently Cutthroat drives by on his motorcycle abd doesn't stop, deciding not wanting to get involved in any of this freaky stuff.
Guest Thoth Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 Somewhere on Earth, Thoth shouts back to the satellite, "No I'm not!"
Guest chirs3 Posted April 24, 2002 Report Posted April 24, 2002 G0R0 IS BEINGS LOOKINGS ON HJIS FOOT!1!!1 OMGODZ!!1! GOR0 IS BEINGS STEPPINGS IN MACFIST0!11!!!1! I IS BEUINGS SO SORRI- The satellite falls on G0R0.
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