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Brock lesnar's push needs to be....

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Guest Dangerous A

Brock's push needs to be handled with EXTREME care. His monster push could have an adverse effect on an already fragile locker room, especially the midcard.

 

Put yourself in a random midcard guys shoes. Let's say your Christian. The booking team approaches you and says that now that the Hardyz are destroyed, we need more meat to feed to Lesnar and your next. How is that going to be handled by not just Christian, but his midcard locker room buddies?

 

Another factor is that Brock is on the Raw brand. Raw is the land of the giants like Bradshaw, Hall, Show, Kane, Nash(the latter when they are back of course) are all considerably taller than Brock, which takes a little away from his "monster" status. So far the wwf has done a good job of keeping Brock away from the giants and have had him around people like the Hardyz, Spike, and Maven. But how long can they keep it up?

 

I am curious to your responses.

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Guest Genecide1

no actually i would argue that his decimating of a guy like Bradshaw would make him even more impressive. I mean no one has ever completely obliterated Bradshaw before, although I doubt the WWF's friendly neighborhood sodomizer would ever agree to get his ass beat because Lesnar hasn't yet paid his dues

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Guest Mik at Cornell

Doesn't matter if they are taller than Brock. He manhandled Rikishi like nobody else ever has. With Brock (sorta like Rhyno), the size isn't due to height, it's due to massive amounts of strength and muscle mass. You don't need to be tall to be a beast. Shit, I'd be more scared of Brock in a dark alley than Nash.

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Guest Genecide1

I agree with you dude. "sides Nash would be too busy playing with his hair to really get any serious damage done while Brock would be slamming your head against the floor waiting to eat the juicy meat inside

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Guest RickyChosyu
I agree with you dude. "sides Nash would be too busy playing with his hair to really get any serious damage done while Brock would be slamming your head against the floor waiting to eat the juicy meat inside

Now THAT is funny.

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Guest Genecide1

yup. I'm glad to make you guys laugh. < laughing at Brock Lesnar sitting in a bloodsoaked alleyway with a plate and fork eating Jeff Hardy's brains>

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Guest The Man in Blak

I'm just happy that they're letting his opponents get in some actual offense and *gasp!* outsmart him.  One of the things about Goldberg's push to the moon that annoyed me is that we never really got to see any dimension to his matches other than spear -> Jackhammer -> break.  This way it actually makes Lesnar more credible and, actually, a little more dangerous than Cold Beer.

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Guest Ravenbomb

They should have Brock fight Hulk Hogan using Monstar Trucks~! Then have Hulk Hogan 'accedently' throw Brock off the roof, only to have brock come back and tear Hogans stupid leg off and do his own finisher using his own leg, then kill him. I'd tape that, and watch it about twice a day for a week, then copy it to my computer and e-mail it to ppl...

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The whole "paying your dues" thing is a bunch of crap. If a guy is over as a monster heel, push him. Jobbing him to the veterans to make him "pay his dues" first is idiotic and only caters to backstage politics and whiners like The Undertaker.

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Put yourself in a random midcard guys shoes. Let's say your Christian. The booking team approaches you and says that now that the Hardyz are destroyed, we need more meat to feed to Lesnar and your next. How is that going to be handled by not just Christian, but his midcard locker room buddies?

Something tells me it would be a step up for Christian. I mean, shit, he's jobbinng to MARK HENRY by SUBMITTING to a frickin' BEAR HUG! WTF?! Who the fuck submits to a bear hug???

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Something tells me it would be a step up for Christian. I mean, shit, he's jobbinng to MARK HENRY by SUBMITTING to a frickin' BEAR HUG! WTF?! Who the fuck submits to a bear hug???

EXCUUUSE ME! That's not no ordinary bear hug, sir. That's the WORLD'S STRONGEST BEAR HUG!

:P

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Guest Ravenbomb

I submitted while in a bearhug once. It wasn't the bearhug that made me submit, though, I had a pencil in my pocked and it was STABBING ME IN THE LEG!!!

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when it comes to Christian it's probably better for him to just take a step down..or up depending on how you look at it and move to the cruiserweight division as a technical wrestler in the vain of Dean Malenko( he would of course have to learn some more moves) but unless he fights smaller guys or teams with Edge, he's going to be doin nothing except tapping to the bearhug of doom

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They should have Brock fight Hulk Hogan using Monstar Trucks~! Then have Hulk Hogan 'accedently' throw Brock off the roof, only to have brock come back and tear Hogans stupid leg off and do his own finisher using his own leg, then kill him. I'd tape that, and watch it about twice a day for a week, then copy it to my computer and e-mail it to ppl...

Will some unexplained monster show up at the end to ruin the match?

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Guest Ravenbomb

Yes. It will be a mysterious masked man with a big bushy beard. He'll have a dog named Snoopy and say 'Good Grief' a lot. He'll attack Lesnar after winning the world title and give him the 'ol 'I punch you, you try to clothes line me, but I duck, repeat endlessly' routine until THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR~! Runs in, forgets why he ran in, looks around, looks at his hands some I gues, and just kind of wanders out of the ring. The masked man gets confused to death and Lesnar just tries to forget the whole thing happened, takes his ECW world title belt and goes home to drink a tall glass of Melonade and watch Last House on the Left, laughing all the while.

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