Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2004 [We cut to the back where Kevin Nash is entering the arena.] "TONIGHT! NASH! STASIAK! WATCH IT!" [We see all the clips and we see the title of the show 'Superstars of WWW'] Sexual Harris-ment and JBL come out and declare themselves to be 'The Fourth Reich of Sports Entertainment'. They then introduce their manager, Der Baron Fritz von Raschke. Und das ist all der people need to knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Backstage, The Church of Sports Entertainment is beating Bunny senseless, leaving Bobby the Rookie on his own. Handicap-Match: The Church of Sports Entertainment defeated Bobby the Rookie when Morgan pinned Rookie after the Sports Entertainment Finish in 0:03:57. Rating: * 1/4 Bobby the Rookie challenges Matt Morgan to a match, and renames himself back to his old name 'Buff Bagwell' Alex Wright and Glacier challenge the Reich to a match, promising a third partner. Juggalo Jackson redubs himself as 'Jackson' Viscera pinned Jackson with the Big Splash in 0:05:23. Rating: -** ReBorne pinned Mo with the Redemption Suplex in 0:06:02. Rating: -* 1/4 After the match, Viscera and ReBorne confront each other. And security breaks it up. David Flair Classic renames himself as 'Ric Flair', pledges to unleash a beating on the New ICP The New Insane Clown Posse defeated Shaggy 2 Dope and Ric Flair when David Flair made Ric Flair submit to the Figure-Four Leglock in 0:09:51. Rating: 1/4* Macho Man Randy Savage issues a formal challenge for Hulk Hogan to face him in a 'Battle of the Bands' contest at 'Bad June Rising' Randy Savage pinned Mike Awesome with the Flying Elbow-Drop in 0:07:36. Rating: * 3/4 Los Immigrantes and Animal defeated Team Taliban (Bestia Salvaje, Emilio Charles Jr. and Scorpio Jr.) when Dandy pinned Charles Jr. after the Gate of Opportunity in 0:01:45. Rating: 1/2* Jim Duggan pledges to beat on Sadam, and he says 'Ho' too Sadam declares his intentions of defeating Jim Duggan Jim Duggan nails Sadam with an elbowsmash. Jim Duggan uses a bodyslam on Sadam. Sadam begs off. Jim Duggan executes the Old Glory on Sadam. Jim Duggan is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Jim Duggan goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, Iron Sheik puts Sadam's foot on the rope. Tim White disqualifies Sadam. The crowd is cheering on Jim Duggan. The winner is Jim Duggan. Time of match: 0:02:15 Jim Duggan defeated Sadam by disqualification in 0:02:15. Rating: -**** 1/4 [the worst match in WWW history] After the match, the Axis of Evil gets into a brawl with the Coalition. And Sgt. Slaughter runs out to back up the Coalition. Kane pledges to finish off Jerry Lynn tonight, and Chyna on Sunday Chyna decided to start attacking Lita during our next match, distracting Kane long enough for the finish Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict pinned Kane with the Piledriver in 0:04:40. Rating: * 1/4 Lex Luger made Rob Van Dam submit to the Torture Rack in 0:04:41. Rating: *** [the best match in WWW history] X-Pac pinned Jake Roberts with the X-Factor in 0:03:57. Rating: * 3/4 After the match, Lex Luger runs down to the ring and KOs X-Pac with a running forearm. Backstage, the Macho Man has a phonecall, which he puts on speakerphone. "Hey Mach, brah, I accept the challenge. See you on Sunday. WHAT CHA GONNA DO WHEN THESE 24 INCH PYTHONS DESTROY YOU?!?" Meanwhile, the third man is Ivan Putski. Who is old and Polish. POLISH POWER! Ivan Putski uses a flying axhandle on John Bradshaw Layfield. Ivan Putski is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, Baron Von Raschke puts John Bradshaw Layfield's foot on the rope. Ivan Putski whips John Bradshaw Layfield into the ropes, but John Bradshaw Layfield reverses it. John Bradshaw Layfield executes the Clothesline From Hell on Ivan Putski. John Bradshaw Layfield goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. A fan at ringside badmouths John Bradshaw Layfield. The winners are The Reich. Time of match: 0:01:28 The Reich (Don Harris, John Bradshaw Layfield and Ron Harris) defeated Alex Wright, Glacier and Ivan Putski when JBL pinned I. Putski with the Clothesline From Hell in 0:01:28. Rating: 1/4* Jake Roberts comes down to ringside with a sack, and he lets a snake out to crawl around ringside during our next match Triple H pinned Scott Hall with the Pedigree in 0:05:23. Rating: * 3/4 After the match, Jake Roberts lays the snake on Scott Hall. Hilarity ensues. Voodoo Booker T pledges to unleash his powers on Deion. Meanwhile, Deion is Deion, and he's dressed well Deion Sanders pinned Booker T with the Prime Time Stunner in 0:02:42. Rating: 1/2* (Deion Sanders retained the Big Gold Belt.) After the match, Triple H is seen applauding. Deion takes the mic and announces that he has a buddy who will keep Lex Luger from interfering, former Dallas Cowboy Leon Lett! Shawn Stasiak has the information he needs to beat Kevin Nash. Kevin Nash declares that he'll finish off 'Nazi Bradshaw' at the PPV. Kevin Nash pinned Shawn Stasiak with the Jackknife Power Bomb in 0:05:12. Rating: -1/4* (Kevin Nash retained the WWW Heavyweight title.) After the match, the Reich runs down to the ring and starts to beat on Kevin Nash, leading Vince Russo out to make an announcement. "Layfield, Nash, this Sunday.. I got some changes to make.. because you too are out of control, there will be a special ring announcer, his name is former Information minister Baghdad Bob!" [boos] "and a special timekeeper.. Andre 'Bad Moon' Rison" [scattered applause] "and a ringside enforcer.." ["Berzerker" plays and The Berzerker walks out.] Berzerker - "HUSS! HUSS!" Russo - "This sunday, keep it legal, OR ELSE!" The PPV card Show #8 WWW's Bad June Rising WWW TITLE: Kevin Nash © v. John Bradshaw Layfield (w/ Baron von Raschke) Guest ring announcer: Former Iraqi Information Minister Mohammad Saeed al-Sahhaf Guest timekeeper: Andre Rison Ringside enforcer: The Berzerker FOR THE BIG GOLD BELT: Deion Sanders © (w/ Leon Lett) v. Triple H (w/ Lex Luger) WWW TAG TEAM TITLES: Team Taliban [scorpio/Emilio] © (w/ The Iron Sheik) v. Los Immigrantes WWW WESTERN HEMISPHERE TITLE MATCH: X-Pac v. Lex Luger (w/ Triple H) BATTLE OF THE BANDS: 'Macho Man' Randy Savage v. Hulk Hogan The Axis of Evil (Bestia, Sabu and Sadam) (w/ The Iron Sheik) v. Jim Duggan, Animal and Johnny Grunge (w/ Sgt. Slaughter) Jake 'The Snake' Roberts v. Scott Hall Sexual Harris-ment (w/ Baron von Raschke) v. Alex Wright and Glacier Shawn Stasiak v. Rey Mysterio Jr. Matthew Morgan v. Buff Bagwell Lita and Kane v. Jerry Lynn and Chyna The New ICP and Dean Malenko v. 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