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World's Worst Wrestling - Post-PPV Hilarity

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We cut to the back where we see Vince Russo. He announces the first World's Worst Wrestling Top 10 contenders list, and the top 10 are

 

10- 'Macho Man' Randy Savage

09- Ron Harris

08- Jerry Flynn

07- Bestia Salvaje

06- Matthew Morgan

05- The Abortionist

04- John Bradshaw Layfield

03- ReBorne

02- Lex Luger

01- Kevin Nash

WH Champ: X-Pac

Big Gold Belt: Triple H

WWW HW title: Hulk Hogan

 

Russo announces the card for tonight, which includes:

 

BIG GOLD BELT-

Triple H © v. Kevin Nash

 

WESTERN HEMISPHERE TITLE-

X-Pac © v. Lex Luger v. ReBorne

 

The Abortionist v. Matthew Morgan - rankings match

 

Bestia Salvaje v. Jerry Flynn - rankings match

 

Randy Savage v. Scott Hall

 

Jim Duggan v. Emilio Charles Jr.

Animal v. Scorpio Jr.

to get Charles and Scorpio on the singles rankings

 

Sabu and Sadam v. Los Immigrantes

 

Jackson and David Flair v. Bodydonna Skip and Bob Backlund

 

We cut to the ring where we see Mean Gene Okerlund. Mean Gene interviews the new WWW champion, Hulk Hogan. But then John Bradshaw Layfield comes down to challege Hogan to a rematch tonight.

 

David Flair won this match after hitting Skip with his crowbar

 

David Flair and Jackson defeated Bob Backlund and Bodydonna Skip when D. Flair pinned Skip with his special move in 0:02:33.

Rating: DUD

 

Duggan/Charles was fairly even, but Duggan kept the Iron Sheik out of the match and won it cleanly

 

Jim Duggan pinned Emilio Charles Jr. with the Old Glory in 0:03:47.

Rating: -** 1/4

 

The Immigrants were able to beat the Axis of Evil cleanly, and then they avoided the wrath of the other AoE members.

 

Los Immigrantes defeated The Axis of Evil (Sabu the Beheader and Sadam) when Dandy made Sadam submit to a full nelson in 0:05:00.

Rating: *

 

Bestia was able to not cause Jerry Flynn to snap.

 

Bestia Salvaje pinned Jerry Flynn with the Power Bomb in 0:03:59.

Rating: * 3/4

 

Meanwhile in the back, we notice that Vince Russo has fired Jackson

 

Matthew Morgan picked up an easy victory for the Church of Sports Entertainment.

 

Matthew Morgan pinned The Abortionist with the Choke Slam in 0:04:49.

Rating: -*

 

Four former Horsemen came out to protest the new Horsemen, and the New Horsemen challenged them to a match.

 

Squash-a-roo

 

The Four Horsemen (Dean Malenko, Ric Flair, Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J) defeated Paul Roma, Tully Blanchard, Steve McMichael and Barry Windham when Shaggy pinned Blanchard with the Top-Rope Legdrop in 0:01:44.

Rating: 3/4*

 

Before the Horsemen could lay down a beating, David Flair and Psycho Sid ran down to the ring to make the save.

 

Macho Man got a rather easy victory over Scott Hall. No word on where Jake Roberts went off to.

 

Randy Savage pinned Scott Hall with the Flying Elbow-Drop in 0:03:43.

Rating: * 1/4

 

Savage challenges Hogan to put up his title against him.

 

Some evil deeds by the Axis of Evil got Scorpio a win over Animal here

 

Scorpio Jr. pinned Animal with the Power Bomb in 0:03:19.

Rating: -**

 

This was a bit too good..

 

Triangle Match:

X-Pac defeated Lex Luger and ReBorne when X-Pac pinned ReBorne with the X-Factor in 0:07:13.

Rating: ** 1/4

(X-Pac retained the WWW Western Hemisphere title.)

 

and after the match, ReBorne attacked X-Pac from behind.

 

Chavo Classic is shown in the crowd with the Cruiserweight title, but then Vince Russo comes out and declares that Chavo is a "disgrace to sports entertainment" for not walking around in women's underwear, he then challenges Chavo to a match for his title

 

They lock up.

Vince Russo goes for a facerake, but Chavo Classic blocks it.

Chavo Classic goes for a slap, but Vince Russo blocks it.

Vince Russo whips Chavo Classic into the ropes.

Vince Russo hits Chavo Classic with a shoulderblock.

Vince Russo is going for the pin.

Tim White counts: One, two, three.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Vince Russo.

 

The winner is Vince Russo. Time of match: 0:00:26

 

Vince Russo defeated Chavo Classic via pinfall in 0:00:26.

Rating: -*

(Vince Russo won the WWE Crusierweight title.)

 

But then after the match, Roddy Piper comes out the crowd and attacks Russo.

 

This was good.. probably due to a friendship. Kevin Nash was DQed due to the interference of Sting. Sting and Triple H brawled, but then Sting cornered Triple H and gave him two Stinger splashes. Then Lex Luger runs out and knocks Sting out with the running forearm.

 

Triple H defeated Kevin Nash by disqualification in 0:10:32.

Rating: * 1/4

(Triple H retained the Big Gold Belt.)

 

Bradshaw promises to win back the belt and "bring it back to America"

 

Bradshaw/Hogan, what do you expect?

 

Randy Savage throws John Bradshaw Layfield a shovel.

John Bradshaw Layfield tries to use it, but Hulk Hogan blocks the blow and takes it away from him.

Hulk Hogan hits John Bradshaw Layfield with it and goes for the pin.

Tim White counts: One, two, three.

The crowd is cheering on Hulk Hogan.

 

The winner is Hulk Hogan. Time of match: 0:03:39

 

Hulk Hogan pinned John Bradshaw Layfield after hitting him with a shovel in 0:03:39.

Rating: -* 1/4

(Hulk Hogan retained the WWW Heavyweight title.)

 

Savage unleashed a beating on Hogan after the match, before Kevin Nash ran down to make a save, but then we got a Hogan/Savage/Layfield/Nash brawl to close the show

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The new Top 10 contenders list.. after the card tonight

 

10- Rey Misterio Jr

09- John Bradshaw Layfield

08- Ron Harris

07- Scorpio Jr

06- Lex Luger

05- ReBorne

04- Kevin Nash

03- Randy Savage

02- Matthew Morgan

01- Bestia Salvaje

WH Champ: X-Pac

Big Gold Belt: Triple H

WWW HW title: Hulk Hogan

 

How the rankings are determined: by adding the rankings for singles and overall and dividing by two

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