I'll crank up John Bradshaw Layfield a few notches

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Let me take a roll with an interview, for next week's Smackdown.

 

[We fade to the back, where John 'Bradshaw' Layfield is standing infront of giant posters of himself and George W. Bush.]

 

"Hello, I am the ultimate American patriot"

 

[Layfield laughs]

 

"But, the leftists everywhere, the disgusting scum, all wish to make up stories, doctor photos and smear my name"

 

"Just like they did to another great American patriot, Joseph McCarthy"

 

"You see, the WWE title is currently held hostage by a leftist. You see, Eddie Guerrero is a degenerate like other communists, such as Bill Clinton, Nikolai Volkoff and Larry Flynt. Eddie Guerrero is helping to corrupt the children of this country"

 

"This Sunday at the Great American Bash, I will bring the title back to America"

 

"For you see, any other result will aid and comfort Al-Qaida"

 

[The camera zooms in on Bradshaw]

 

"You see, the Communists had me fired. CNBC, Commie Natured BroadCasting. Commies like Michael Cole. When it comes to all evil, The Communists are behind it, they are behind the terrorists. They were behind all the evils that I fight"

 

"I am the greatest patriot in this country. All you red diaper babies better be kissing Lenin's ass that I'm not the President, because I would have you all deported and dealt with"

 

"You see.. there is no BS in JBL"

 

[Fade to black]

 

And as well, JBL should refer to his fans as the "John Layfield Society"

 

Here's a promo situation to start a Summerslam feud with Chilly Willy.

 

[We cut backstage to see Chilly Willy walking though the back, as a guest for the night. Cole blathers about him having a purple heart from Iraq, and how he gave up wrestling to go there]

 

Then, he crosses paths with Bradshaw. Bradshaw glares into his eyes and spits at Willy, before he attacks Willy. He explains it later

 

"You little red diaper babies want to know why I attacked that punk. I did it because he disgraced our military in Iraq. He provided the commie media with material to cry about. George S. Patton didn't need to get a purple heart. He kicked ass. The guys who get the purple hearts are the wusses who should be home. Chilly Willy is a comtemptible piece of scum. In fact, I bet he was just about to imitate that traitor John Kerry by talking all bad about America."

 

As the weeks go on. Bradshaw takes up the 'Ultimate Patriot' image, and Willy and others refer to that as being 'outrageous' and all that.

 

I'm sure there's more to add.

 

Any thoughts?

 

[Guest JMA]

Good stuff. Keep it coming.