Guest Report post Posted April 25, 2002 …nothing but a black screen is shown, you can only hear a grindy, announcing voice… “The wait is finally over... The time has finally come... This Wednesday, live on Pay Per View- Just be careful what you wish for-“ …then “Black Sabbath” by War Pigs hit and the screen come alive quick showing tons SJL wrestlers slamming each other in the blink of an eye and others holding title in slomotion. All pictures and people correspond with what the announcer says… “This Wednesday, April 24, 2002… …skills will be tested and pushed to the limit… …titans will clash in battle… …respect will be won in an instant… …feuds will end with a bang… …and one main event that will go down in history…” …then the SJL Absolution logo and information appear on the screen… “…Smarks Junior League Absolution…call your local satellite or cable provider to order, live and only on Pay Per View!” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted April 25, 2002 Whelp, I'm buying it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 25, 2002 That will be $24.95 please sir! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted April 25, 2002 You called me 'sir.' You called me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene.' My god.... Tom falls into a catatonic state of stunned silence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 25, 2002 You wonder about something...$24.95 for writing that's at LEAST twice as good as ANYTHING the WWF writers could come up with...or $34.95 for a 11-match card with probably two or three straight up BOMB wrestling matches including Smarks favorites like Guerrero, Angle, and the Cruisers...but having every other match absolutely SUCK!? OF COURSE I choose the SJL PPV! Anyways...I'll be watching j00! Have a great one folks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
