Crimson predictions

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

NO-SHOW AND THOTH SPANKS YOU NO-DISQUALIFICATION MATCH - send to Suicide King

Jacob Helmsley vs. Xero vs. Johnny Generic

 

 

HARDCORE MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Cutthroat vs. Kojack

 

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - FIRST FALL WINS - send to crusen86

Frost vs. Tod deKindes vs. T-Bone

 

 

TV TITLE MATCH - send to HVilleThugg

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Vanguard

 

 

ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE EUROPEAN TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP - send to Thoth

Poisyn vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador

 

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Mafia vs. Z

 

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH - send to Suicide King

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Flunkmasta Flexxx

 

 

MAIN EVENT - send to crusen86

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Ced Ordonez

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

NO-SHOW AND THOTH SPANKS YOU NO-DISQUALIFICATION MATCH - send to Suicide King

Jacob Helmsley vs. Xero vs. Johnny Generic

Go Johnny Generic!

 

HARDCORE MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Cutthroat vs. Kojack

Cutthroat loses. Oh, the winner? Kojack.

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - FIRST FALL WINS - send to crusen86

Frost vs. Tod deKindes vs. T-Bone

Hmmmmmmm....all three are awesome, but I'll have to go with Tod, since Germans rule.

 

TV TITLE MATCH - send to HVilleThugg

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Vanguard

Vanguard, yes, I accept the fact that, after reading his mall brawl match, he's going to kick my lilly ass.

 

ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE EUROPEAN TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP - send to Thoth

Poisyn vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador

Um, Deathwish.

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Mafia vs. Z

Well, what can I say? I'm an XF9 mark and a Z mark, and now Z's in XF9, which makes him even better.

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH - send to Suicide King

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Flexxx

Welcome back Flexx! Even though you weren't supposed to be back till July. Anyhoo, returning homeboy wins it.

 

MAIN EVENT - send to crusen86

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Ced Ordonez

Um, Ash, I suppose, but that's REALLY close.

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

NO-SHOW AND THOTH SPANKS YOU NO-DISQUALIFICATION MATCH - send to Suicide King

Jacob Helmsley vs. Xero vs. Johnny Generic

-LOL... if you take out Generic, I'm sure this matchup has happened millions of times before. But I'm going to pick Xero, only because he seems to be the more active of the two.

 

HARDCORE MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Cutthroat vs. Kojack

-I will load an AK-47 into your head and let 500 bullets fly, fly... FLLLYYY through your skull if you don't win this Kojack.

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - FIRST FALL WINS - send to crusen86

Frost vs. Tod deKindes vs. T-Bone

-The Big Icelander could prove his worth here, but the Steak Sauce Covered Bastard has made me an official mark of old-school JL. I pick T-BONE!

 

TV TITLE MATCH - send to HVilleThugg

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Vanguard

-Nightwatch takes a bite out of crime, or should we say Dynamite Kid's head?

 

ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE EUROPEAN TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP - send to Thoth

Poisyn vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador

-Poisyn gets the respect he goddamn deserves, and hopefully moves up.

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Mafia vs. Z

-Mafia to pick up the win. Please, Mafia?

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH - send to Suicide King

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Flunkmasta Flexxx

-W00T. I finally get to face the Superior One... but really. If you're going to put his full alias in cards and not tha ragin' porno man's, tsk tsk tsk... I am "Flunkmasta Flexxx".

 

No prediction, but don't think me to be Flesher's bitch or something. He is not better than me, nor am I better than him. It all depends on who writes the hardest, and my being incredibly pissed at that lifeless scrub Erek Taylor gives me all the motivation I need to crap out a 24k nugget of pure gold.

 

But that'll still hurt my asshole. Owwies...

 

MAIN EVENT - send to crusen86

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Ced Ordonez

-Ced Ordonez gets the huge upset. *cough*

[Guest midnight_burn]

YOUR SJL World Champ back in the house, bring ing the 124% accurate super-dooper predictions of TOTAL DEVASTATION!!!

 

NO-SHOW AND THOTH SPANKS YOU NO-DISQUALIFICATION MATCH - send to Suicide King

Jacob Helmsley vs. Xero vs. Johnny Generic

->The awesome power of Johnny Generic reigns supreme!

 

HARDCORE MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Cutthroat vs. Kojack

->Hardcore fun, i think Kojack can just snatch the victory here.

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - FIRST FALL WINS - send to crusen86

Frost vs. Tod deKindes vs. T-Bone

->3 very good writers, each improving every time they write. Should be very competitive, but i'll go with Mr. deKindes to snatch a win.

 

TV TITLE MATCH - send to HVilleThugg

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Vanguard

->TNT and Vanguard, bot men have been carving through all opponents so far, and this should be a super contest. Either man can take this, but i think Vanguard swoops in and becomes the new TV champ, perhaps enabling TNT to move onto bigger and better things.

 

ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE EUROPEAN TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP - send to Thoth

Poisyn vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador

->3 way fun, with Euro Title contendership on the line they'll all no doubt put in a great effort. Anyone's game, but i'll predict IL snatches the contendership in a close one.

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Mafia vs. Z

->A match for contendership to my soon to be vacated title, and both these man would have to be considered favourites. I'm really split here, i'd love to see both men advance, but alas, only oen can. Should be a brilliant match from both men, but i'll have to go with the Euro Champ to prevail by the narrowest of margins.

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH - send to Suicide King

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Flexxx

->Boy, these matches don't get any easier to predict. Flexxx is very good, and Tom was my pick to become the new champ before Absolution. Flexxx is more than capable of winning here, and he's no doubt very determined to get a shot at the World Title. I can't decide, too close.

 

MAIN EVENT - send to crusen86

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Ced Ordonez

->XF9's old hand vs XF9's new recruit, fireworks will no doubt follow. Ash has had several shots at the belt in the past, and this may be his best shot yet. Ced will surely pull out his best effort, but i don't think it'll be enough on this occasion. He'll surely have more shots in the future, but i think it could be Ash's time to shine.

 

And that as they say, is that.

[Guest]

NO-SHOW AND THOTH SPANKS YOU NO-DISQUALIFICATION MATCH - send to Suicide King

Jacob Helmsley vs. Xero vs. Johnny Generic

In a match in which Xero, my hero, and Jacob Helmsley, somebody who I wanna beat the living daylights out of, face Johnny Generic, one would suspect...a beatdown of monstrous proportions. My predction...a double pin by Generic.

WINNER: Generic (on both guys) so Jake and Xero get spanked.

 

HARDCORE MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Cutthroat vs. Kojack

Kojack...becuz he's HARDCORE dammit, and Cutthroat is...well, Cutthroat.

WINNER: Kojack

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - FIRST FALL WINS - send to crusen86

Frost vs. Tod deKindes vs. T-Bone

Frost, you think maybe five times against me is enough?

 

 

Nahhh...............

WINNER: My match, so no prediction.

 

TV TITLE MATCH - send to HVilleThugg

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Vanguard

Vanguard...I want you to lose, becuase if I win and get a TV Title shot, TNT gets his ass WHOOPED...by multiple proportions of e.

WINNER: TNT

 

ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE EUROPEAN TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP - send to Thoth

Poisyn vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador

Now THIS is the type of three way we should be doing ALL the time. Take a look at "Deathwish" peoples. He could just pull this one out.

WINNER: "Deathwish" Danny Williams

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Mafia vs. Z

Da *he's gonna kick Mafia's ass* Z

WINNER: Z

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH - send to Suicide King

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Flunkmasta Flexxx

My #1 mark, Flunkmasta Flexxx!

WINNER: Flexxx

 

MAIN EVENT - send to crusen86

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Ced Ordonez

Ash, just becuase he is ASH!

WINNER: Ash

[Guest Kojack]

NO-SHOW AND THOTH SPANKS YOU NO-DISQUALIFICATION MATCH - send to Suicide King

Jacob Helmsley vs. Xero vs. Johnny Generic

-Ill go with Johnny Generic cause he has the best damn scoop slma in the buznas!

 

HARDCORE MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Cutthroat vs. Kojack

I have to say that I LOVE HARDKORE MATCHES! Expect to see one of the most extreme matches. Ive been watvhing my ECW tapes lately.

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - FIRST FALL WINS - send to crusen86

Frost vs. Tod deKindes vs. T-Bone

Frost because he is "cool" (pun intended)

 

TV TITLE MATCH - send to HVilleThugg

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Vanguard

Vanguard becuase i have real confidence in him after winning em mall brawl.

 

ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE EUROPEAN TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP - send to Thoth

Poisyn vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador

IL was back? Hmm i didnt notice. Well I say IL will take this

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Mafia vs. Z

Z because he can HUlk Up

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH - send to Suicide King

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Flunkmasta Flexxx

FleXXXX

 

MAIN EVENT - send to crusen86

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Ced Ordonez

Hmmm ill go with Ced cause he is just so damn good.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

NO-SHOW AND THOTH SPANKS YOU NO-DISQUALIFICATION MATCH - send to Suicide King

Jacob Helmsley vs. Xero vs. Johnny Generic

 

I can you not cheer for Johnny Generic and what Thoth might do to these guys?

 

 

HARDCORE MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Cutthroat vs. Kojack

 

Cutthroat has been improving and I can't say that I've seen much out of Kojack, but a hardcore match fits his style better and he seems up for it. I'll go with Kojack

 

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - FIRST FALL WINS - send to crusen86

Frost vs. Tod deKindes vs. T-Bone

 

I think I'm going to have to write my best match yet ever to win this one, it should be really close all around. To T-Bone: it won't be enough times until you and me duke it out on a moving cross town bus with iron skillets. In a way, you are my first feud. Everybody go "ahhhhh...."

 

 

TV TITLE MATCH - send to HVilleThugg

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Vanguard

 

Vanguard has a very unique writing style that leads him to write very entertaining matches both story and description wise. Thompson has yet to lose, but we all have to be humbled sometime. Vanguard.

 

 

ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE EUROPEAN TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP - send to Thoth

Poisyn vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador

 

I'm going with Williams who has been around a little longer than the other two sense their returns and Poisyn and IL seem to have just a smidge of ring rust.

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Mafia vs. Z

 

I admit it, I'm a Z mark. I pick Z.

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH - send to Suicide King

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Flunkmasta Flexxx

 

I'm picking Flesher right now to win the tournament. Watch him lose here and show how much I know. Flesher.

 

MAIN EVENT - send to crusen86

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Ced Ordonez

 

I like both of these characters and writers a lot. My gut says Ced in a squeaker.

[Guest Ace309]

NO-SHOW AND THOTH SPANKS YOU NO-DISQUALIFICATION MATCH - send to Suicide King

Jacob Helmsley vs. Xero vs. Johnny Generic

 

SPANKINGS FOR ALL! Helmsley and Xero boo

okay

SPANKINGS FOR NONE! Thoth and Johnny boo

hmm

SPANKINGS FOR JACOB, A WIN FOR XERO AND A NON-RUN-IN MATCH FOR JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! Cheers

 

HARDCORE MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Cutthroat vs. Kojack

 

Let's go with Kojack here.

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - FIRST FALL WINS - send to crusen86

Frost vs. Tod deKindes vs. T-Bone

 

Well, I had steak for dinner last night... but on the other hand, it's been cold here lately.... hmmm...

 

Fuck that, kill the kids.

Tod.

 

TV TITLE MATCH - send to HVilleThugg

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Vanguard

 

I like TNT a whole lot... it's going to be very close, but after what he did with the mall brawl, I have to go with Hurricane Comet.

 

ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE EUROPEAN TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP - send to Thoth

Poisyn vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador

 

DEATHWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH after Poisyn eliminates IL

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Mafia vs. Z

 

I HATE YOU Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whispering Oh, oh really? I'm not in character? Fuck.

 

Let's go with Z, assuming Mafia doesn't get a late ticket on the Thoth spanking bus.

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH - send to Suicide King

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Flunkmasta Flexxx

 

No prediction... gonna have to write my testicles off here.

 

MAIN EVENT - send to crusen86

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Ced Ordonez

 

YOUR EUROPEAN CHAMPION, CEDRIC ORDONEZ!!!!!!! more whispering What do you mean, he's not the European Champion? whispers My match didn't lose! My match never loses! whispering Z?! That doesn't make any sense..... damn JLCC....

[Guest]

NO-SHOW AND THOTH SPANKS YOU NO-DISQUALIFICATION MATCH

Jacob Helmsley vs. Xero vs. Johnny Generic

- Mr. Galatea

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Cutthroat vs. Kojack

- Kojack

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - FIRST FALL WINS

Frost vs. Tod deKindes vs. T-Bone

- Tod

 

TV TITLE MATCH

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Vanguard

- I mark for Vanguard

 

ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE EUROPEAN TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

Poisyn vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador

- Deathwish

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Mafia vs. Z

- Z

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Flunkmasta Flexxx

- Flexxx

 

MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Ced Ordonez

- Ash

[Guest Insanityman]

NO-SHOW AND THOTH SPANKS YOU NO-DISQUALIFICATION MATCH

Jacob Helmsley vs. Xero vs. Johnny Generic

~Both show for the sake of the JL.

 

 

HARDCORE MATCH Cutthroat vs. Kojack

~Kojack.

 

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - FIRST FALL WINS Frost vs. Tod deKindes vs. T-Bone

~Flip a coin, I'm not sure.

 

 

TV TITLE MATCH

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Vanguard

Com- Vanguard.

 

 

ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE EUROPEAN TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

Poisyn vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador

~Deathwish

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Mafia vs. Z

~Mafia, unless Z writes his ass off...

 

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Flunkmasta Flexxx

~Sorry Flexx man, but Flesher should already be in the WF. Flesher to kinda squeek the win.

 

 

MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Ced Ordonez

~Hmm... Ash probably, but flip the same coin.

[Guest Renegade]

Predictions brought to you from the JL retierment home, man its lonely here......

 

NO-SHOW AND THOTH SPANKS YOU NO-DISQUALIFICATION MATCH - send to Suicide King

Jacob Helmsley vs. Xero vs. Johnny Generic

 

Hopefully none so Thoth can get hankering with some spankering!

 

HARDCORE MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Cutthroat vs. Kojack

 

That Kojy Kojster!

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - FIRST FALL WINS - send to crusen86

Frost vs. Tod deKindes vs. T-Bone

 

T-Bone

 

TV TITLE MATCH - send to HVilleThugg

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Vanguard

 

Well.......TNT

 

ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE EUROPEAN TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP - send to Thoth

Poisyn vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador

 

Anybodys game here, should be the closest match.

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Mafia vs. Z

 

Mafia.....that is if he shows

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH - send to Suicide King

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Flunkmasta Flexxx

 

Flesher

 

MAIN EVENT - send to crusen86

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Ced Ordonez

 

Ash....but it will be close....

 

 

Predictions made on the 25th, day 4 of Hogans fantabolous title reign.

[Guest ErekT2k]

Stryke's predictions are no longer 124% because he predicted me to win at the PPV. HAHA! His are now down to 90%. Mine, however, are still up at 100% predictions!

 

 

NO-SHOW AND THOTH SPANKS YOU NO-DISQUALIFICATION MATCH - send to Suicide King

Jacob Helmsley vs. Xero vs. Johnny Generic

- Sad to say but I believe Jacob Helmsley will take this one if he and Xero writes. But somehow I think Jonny Generic is going to prevail.

 

 

HARDCORE MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Cutthroat vs. Kojack

-Kojack, because he's so damn dull.

 

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - FIRST FALL WINS - send to crusen86

Frost vs. Tod deKindes vs. T-Bone

- T-Bone will be wanting to get back to his winning ways and I'll stay with him.

 

TV TITLE MATCH - send to HVilleThugg

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Vanguard

- Whatever happened to that rich guy? This is a tough choice so I will go with my instincts and say TNT retains with yet another great match.

 

ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE EUROPEAN TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP - send to Thoth

Poisyn vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador

- IL hasn't gotten his way yet but hopefully, he'll get it now. That is, unless my FORMER fellow high flyer Matt Myers, aka Poisyn, writes like I know he can and takes it.

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Mafia vs. Z

- No doubt Z will pick this win up. I'm just really surprised that Mafia left for like 2 weeks and comes back into a TLC match. Where did all the suspense go?

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH - send to Suicide King

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Flunkmasta Flexxx

- Pfft, mismatch. The Superior One takes it.

 

MAIN EVENT - send to crusen86

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Ced Ordonez

- Sad traditions, I might say. It could actually go either way so I will say flip the coin. Sadly, I don't have a coin. Go figure.

[Guest]

Mafia vs. Z

- No doubt Z will pick this win up. I'm just really surprised that Mafia left for like 2 weeks and comes back into a TLC match. Where did all the suspense go?

 

I wanted to be a part of the PPV, so that's why I came back earlier than I originally wanted to, even if the match didn't turn out like the show stealer it could have been...That's what happens when your match is changed just about every day from the time it's announced, with Flexxx and the TLC element eventually coming in later on, leaving the participants with not even one full day to plan storylines and write...But I'm not complaining.

 

I also figured that this was the opportune time to fill the upper-card hole and possibly win the title due to yourself and Stryke leaving, rather than someone else get there before me. Not to mention I was extremely bored and was itching to get back into the fed.

 

Ummm, just put it in the mindset that I pulled a swerve with my appearance and comeback. Yes, that should be adequate.

[Guest realitycheck]

Has Mafia been taking angle booking lessons from Vince Russo? TUNE INTO CRIMSON TO FIND OUT!

 

With that out of the way, here's hoping I can write some predictions more coherent than the ones I made for Defiance...

 

NO-SHOW AND THOTH SPANKS YOU NO-DISQUALIFICATION MATCH

Jacob Helmsley vs. Xero vs. Johnny Generic

Bets are that both of these guys wite... and they both write Johnny winning. I guess I can officially say I've seen everything if threy actually do get spanked by Thoth...

 

WINNER:J. Generic

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Cutthroat vs. Kojack

Dude, it's Cutthroat. Do I have to spell it out for you? ...In a sence, didn't I just do that? Whatever.

 

WINNER:Kojack

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - FIRST FALL WINS

Frost vs. Tod deKindes vs. T-Bone

German, Iceman... German, Iceman. Oh, wait, they're not feuding? Eh, I'll go with T-Bone, then.

 

WINNERT-Bone

 

TV TITLE MATCH

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Vanguard

Oh, me like! TNT and Da' Hero have been putting out some very good semi-sorta-n00b matches, and although Vanguard's Mall Brawl was hilarious... and surreal, (good ol' tongue in cheek comedy) Thopson's been on quite the roll. What is it now, six in a row?

 

WINNER:TNT  

 

ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE EUROPEAN TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

Poisyn vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador

Another intersting looking match. One I'll be sure to read... because I've got to face the winner, natch. OR SO THEY THINK!! (dun dun *dah!*) Have I got something... up my sleve!? ...well of course not, I'm Z, stupid. Poisyn's beat Los Loco Luchadore, and as good as Danny is...

 

WINNER:Poisyn

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Mafia vs. Z

Could you imagine Z as world champ? No, of course you can't. Silly. I haven't read Mafia's PPV match yet, because I'm a lazy fool, but I already know that he's pretty good. At least there's something protecting me from writing another insane 9, 000 word match again. THANK GAWD.

 

No Prediction

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Flunkmasta Flexxx

You know that this is the second time Flexxx has come out of 'retirement' this MONTH? Another 24 times or so, and he'll have Ric Flair beat. Speaking of 'beat,' Tom Flesher has only suffered two losses his whole career. (Both at the hands of moi, but it's not like I'm the type to brag. ) Anyway, could the fact that Flexxx has another chance at the World Title motivate him past Tom? Or is Flesher going to keep tearing through the SJL? I'll be a pansy...

 

No Prediction    

 

MAIN EVENT

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Ced Ordonez

Ah, the XF9 dude vrs. the XF9 dude. A proud tradition. Ced is my silly tag partner/stables brother in blood, but after having the the World Title and a WF bump slip through his fingers, you have to think Ash pulls it together *eventually.*

 

WINNER:Ash Ketchum

 

And with that, I'm outa here. HOTCHA!

 

-Z

[Guest]

NO-SHOW AND THOTH      S YOU NO-DISQUALIFICATION MATCH - send to         King

Jacob Helmsley vs. Xero vs. Johnny Generic

 

Winner: Johnny Generic

 

 

MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Cutthroat vs. Kojack

 

Winner: Cutthroat

 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH - FIRST FALL WINS - send to crusen86

Frost vs. Tod deKindes vs. T-Bone

 

Winner: Frost

 

TV TITLE MATCH - send to HVilleThugg

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Vanguard

 

Winner: Vanguard

 

ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE EUROPEAN TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP - send to Thoth

Poisyn vs. %       wish" Danny Williams vs. Insane Luchador

 

Winner: Poisyn

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Mafia vs. Z

 

Winner: Z

 

 

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH - send to         King

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Flunkmasta Flexxx

 

Winner: "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

 

 

MAIN EVENT - send to crusen86

WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Ced Ordonez

 

Winner: Ced Ordonez

[Guest redbaron51]

If Jacob actually wrote a serious match, i could be in trouble.

[Guest]

*Lita mode on*

 

Oh, TAG!

 

*Lita mode off*

 

Jacob, write a good match. Destroy...then let me kick your ass. That's all I ask.