Can't Sleep, Must Book TNA...

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okay, lately i've been a little upset over TNA's absolutely retarded booking methods. and since i'm bored right now i figured i'd just book the 3rd Anniversary Show to show everyone (that reads this section, at least) how i'd be booking TNA if i were in charge. this will be completely different from TNA's current brand of shows, as this one will make sense and will actually be cool...

 

Impact! Show preceding AS3:

 

1) Miyomoto/Nosawa vs. the Naturals vs. Team Canada: this match is to determine who will take precedence in the Tag Team Title rankings. Miyomoto/Nosawa are former champions and fan favorites. Winners: Team Canada (Williams over Nosawa)

 

2) Kid Kash (w/ Dallas) vs. D'Lo Brown: Kash has clawed his way at both the X Division and World Title divisions, even making a break into the World Title rankings (peaking at #3). tired of being ignored, Kash and Dallas have done basically whatever they've wanted to. no one is safe from the K-I-D, and his brutal antics have forced the NWA Board to rule that he is not to receive title shots of any kind for 90 days. but his time's almost up, and he faces D'Lo Brown tonight. Winner: Kid Kash w/ the Moneymaker after Dallas interferes. beatdown on Brown until AJ Styles runs in for the save, and there's a staredown between him and Kash.

 

3) Michael Shane (w/ Traci) vs. "Irish" Pat Kenney: Shane's been on a role as of late, using Traci's beauty and brawn to win a long string of matches. Pat Kenney is just returning after being sidelined due to abdominal injury from "the Alpha Male" Monte Brown. Kenney ignores Traci during the match, but Shane uses the Irishman's injured ribs against him. Winner: Michael Shane w/ the Superkick.

 

4) 4 Way #1 Contender to the X Division Title: Sonjay Dutt vs. Chris Sabin vs. Primetime vs. Kazarian. these men (along with many more of TNA's X Division stars) have been fighting to get a shot at Christopher Daniels' X Title. Primetime is in Daniels' corner due to their history together. Daniels watches the match from the stage, despite the fact that he has a big match with AJ Styles at AS3. Winner: Sonjay Dutt, who is next to face the X Division Champion.

 

 

Anniversary Show 3. Live on PPV:

 

1) Ron Killings (w/ 3LK) vs. Abyss (w/ Jonny Fairplay): Fairplay has taken control of the monster Abyss to further his own career, while Ron Killings has continued his road to get his dues from the wrestling world. this match is to determine who will take precedence in the World Title rankings, possibly to be the very next challenger for the NWA World Title. Winner: Abyss with the Black Hole Slam on all three members of 3LK.

 

2) NWA Tag Team Title Match: the New Church © vs. AMW: Harris and Storm haven't wrestled for gold since they lost the titles to Miyomoto/Nosawa. at every turn, the New Church has blocked their path. James Mitchell claims that AMW has been the cornerstone of the tag division for far too long, and his Disciples now deserve that spot. Slash and Sinn won the titles from Miyomoto/Nosawa several months ago, and they have gladly defended the titles against all comers, but they have clearly stated in their contracts that they won't face AMW. AMW went to their mentor and NWA Director of Authority Dusty Rhodes and eventually had the clause thrown out by the Board. now, for the first time in ages, AMW gets a title shot, and the New Church has to defend against perhaps the greatest tag team in TNA. Winners: AMW with the Death Sentence on Sinn.

 

3) X Division Title Match: Christopher Daniels © vs. AJ Styles: these two have been at each others' throats for surpremacy in the X Division for almost a year now. they've traded the title TWICE, and Styles even returned to the World Title scene for a time while Daniels dominated the X Division. however, Styles had to return to defend his good name against Daniels' bragging that he had scared him away from "the only NWA title that matters." Daniels brought back his "brother" Low Ki to exterminate Styles for him, but it wasn't enough. Styles defeated Ki, and the NWA Board determined that that warranted a title shot. Winner: DRAW at the 20 minute time limit, although both men hit their trademark finishers.

 

4) Jeff Jarrett vs. Jeff Hardy: after losing the World Title to Raven, Jeff Jarrett said he'd go over whoever he had to to get back his title. Jeff Hardy answered the challenge, and defeated Jarrett in a #1 Contender's Match. Raven vs. Hardy was on, but Jarrett cost Hardy the match. since then, Jarrett has taken every opportunity to insult Jeff Hardy's family, including his brother Matt and his wife Beth. it finally comes down to this match; no stips, just pride. Winner: Jeff Hardy w/ the Swanton Bomb.

 

5) NWA World Title Match: Raven ©(w/ the Extreme Revolution) vs. Jerry Lynn: Raven fulfilled his destiny against Jeff Jarrett and finally became the NWA World Title. since then, he's had a deathgrip on the title, using the Extreme Revolution (Sabu, Sandman, and Saturn) as his dogs of war. he's offered Jerry Lynn a spot in his stable, but Lynn has made it known that he wishes to focus on the World Title Rankings. he defeated many contenders such as D'Lo, Truth, and even AJ Styles, but lost to Jeff Jarrett (who in turn lost to Jeff Hardy). Jerry Lynn finally made it to the number one spot three weeks ago when he defeated the Extreme Revolution in a Gauntlet Match to earn the right to challenge Raven. Raven intends to show Lynn that it is healthier to stand with him than to run against him. Winner: Jerry Lynn with a Cradle Piledriver, after the Extreme Revolution is banned from ringside by Dusty Rhodes. your new NWA World Champ: JERRY LYNN

 

feedback plz (if anyone actually reads this)

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i didn't book some people on there, but that's not b/c i don't have anything for them. i may (if there's demand for it) book another Impact! Show with the wrestlers i didn't use here.

 

just so i don't forget them when the time comes: Monte Brown, David Young, NYC, Siaki, Shark Boy, Red, D-Ray, Kevin Northcutt, and maybe Erik Watts if i can think of anything for him.

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That's pretty cool, no one deserves the title more than Lynn.

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THANKS FOR THE FEEDBACK

 

i may continue this, as i have ideas of where to go with some of the characters. TNA has been looking more and more like WCW lately, and i KNOW i can write better angles than what they're passing off for wrestling right now.