The one and only smackdown thread

[Guest HartFan86]

If not, just delete it:

 

HHH vs. Jericho tonight. Randy Orton debuts. Tajiri wears a Billy/Chuck headband. Sounds decent from the other stuff I hear too. I'll be taping this tonight.

[Guest]

I'm guessing Trips wins.

[Guest HartFan86]

I'm guessing Trips wins.

LOL

[Guest CanadianChris]

According to Hogan, HHH is "the best I've ever stepped in the ring with?"  I'm all for hype and hyperbole, but for someone who's wrestled Flair and Savage for world titles, that's laying it on a bit thick, no?

[Guest]

"I've been in the ring with the very nastiest... me! Hahahaha!"

 

Okay, maybe Hogan didn't say that, but it'd be funny if he did.

 

I wish he'd come out to "Real American," dammit.

[Guest]

Whoa, the Hogan interview just got INTENSE~!

 

Figured I might as well be the first person to keep the now run-into-the-ground joke going in this thread.

 

It pains me to hear Tazz shill for Hogan like he does.

[Guest FakeRazor]

I really hope they don't go through with the plans to have Kid Rock cover "Real American" for Hogan.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

I wish I could have seen him trying to be cool with Austin after the cameras stopped rolling.

[Guest Special K]

Give the devil his due, Hogan got a MONSTER pop. The other HHH is getting a really weak pop. It seems Hogan murders the heat of anyone he's wrestled!

[Guest]

Hey! New Titantron for Vince(finally), or have I just not been paying attention?

 

Him doing the Trips and Hogan poses should be classic.

[Guest]

VINCE RULES FACIAL EXPRESSIONS!!!!

[Guest]

Eww, man-ass. At least they're shaven.

 

YOU CAN'T POWERBOMB KIDMAN!!!! I've always wanted to say that.

 

The Shooting Star hits! Now if we could see Brock hit it on Raw...

[Guest]

I want the new Angle T-SHIRT!!!!

[Guest]

So that's what Randy Orton looks like. For some reason, I always picture Randys to be old guys.

 

Grr, why must Stacy be a bitch? She'll always be a face in my book.

[Guest]

Okay, I read the spoilers, know how it turns out... but if I hadn't, it would have spoiled whether Randy won his match or not because he has music and a (quasi-)Titantron video.

 

Of course, other Internet nut factors come into play, ie. knowing he was a developmental, etc.

 

Whatever. Christian/Henry should blow.

 

GO RANDY! GRAB STACEY'S ASS!

[Guest HartFan86]

Orton looked awesome.

[Guest FakeRazor]

Orton's deffinatly got the look, and it looked like he's got potential.  Looked a little green from his match though.

[Guest]

Now it's the backstage Angle/Photographer segment.

 

ANGLE IS GOLD!!!

 

"I want people in Zimbabwe to be wearing this baby!"

 

Damn. If I were that funny... I would RULE.

[Guest]

Edge is so cool. He has to be the funniest wrestler ever.

 

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[Guest]

Orton has what he needs, and of course the greenness will fade.

 

Just end the generic music for everyone. Please.

[Guest]

Ugh, here comes the "Edge is just SO funny, let's have him embarass Angle again" segment.

 

Can't Edge just see that Angle is funnier than a marathon of "The Young Ones?"

 

Poor poor Angle. There's always hope for Benoit next week.

[Guest]

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!! Edge is SOOOOOOOO funny!

 

Edge wished Kurt "sucked". Maybe he could get Michael Cole instead.

[Guest]

I'll give Edge one thing, first guy I've ever seen instruct his opponent's music to be played after an arena confrontation...

 

But that's about it.

 

Okay, he's pretty good too.

 

But Angle is, as I said earlier, GOLD.

[Guest]

Okay, he's pretty good too.

 

You have obviously been drinking to much and/or doing WAY to many drugs today.

[Guest]

Dammit why does Angle have to be in a jobber match with a HOSS~ partner, a fat ass, and an untalented, unover, unfunny retard?

[Guest Risk]

Why can't Edge bow out gracefully?  Angle went over clean.  Damn bookers.

[Guest]

I think everyone agrees: Christian vs Mark Henry = ***** classic.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Grr, why must Stacy be a bitch? She'll always be a face in my book

She'll always be a face in my crotch.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

::clears throat:: Sorry, couldn't resist.

[Guest]

Look, Edge is at least decent, you must admit that.

 

More generic music, this time for Mark Henry!

 

His finisher will be called... the Markout!

[Guest]

Look, Edge is at least decent, you must admit that.

 

I'll do one better. Edge is GOOD.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

when he is with Christian.