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[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Hey, a Mark Henry push.  The wrestling gods are smiling upon us.

 

Meanwhile, Lance Storm is doing nothing, and Hurricane is treated as a joke.

[Guest]

Damn, Albert better change his tights soon or I'm not gonna be able to watch Kurt anymore.

[Guest Risk]

AHH!  ALBERT!  MY EYES!  DAMN YOUR EROTIC BIG MAN FETISH JR!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Hopefully, Edge can refrain from nearly crippling Angle in *this* match...

[Guest Risk]

Albert is a damn hairy tub of goo.  Disgusting.

[Guest]

Albert... so... oily... (ralphs)

 

Albert... no... cup... (ralphs several times)

[Guest]

Albert holding his penis in those tights is not something I wanted to see......

[Guest Risk]

That would be a good shirt to wear at your job.

[Guest]

9:34 and the main event is starting? I forgot it spanned two segments.

 

Here's hoping they can top Wrestlemania's match, and hoping it has better heat.

[Guest]

Why is Trips's music STILL playing???

 

"Triple H is focused!" -- Michael Cole.

 

What about the I-word?

[Guest]

That cut to commercial was at a horrible time. It seemed to much like a soap opera.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

An ad break?  Are we watching Nitro?

[Guest]

Look, Edge is at least decent, you must admit that.

 

I'll do one better. Edge is GOOD.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

when he is with Christian.

Agreed. Edge is nothing without someone to work off of. Christian carried that team, and now he's playing Marlena to Mark Henry's Chyna. *d'oh!*

[Guest Special K]

This match is all right, but I can't take Cole any more. I've counted about 20 times he's said the winner of this match blah blah blah, instead of calling the Fucking MATCH, Tazz sucks but at least he tries.

[Guest]

~INTENSE!  Cole said this match is ~INTENSE!

[Guest areacode212]

Hey, this match isn't bad. We could use more long matches like this.

[Guest areacode212]

Wow, so we get Jericho/Hogan next week. Did those two ever have a match in WCW?

[Guest]

Great match! CHEATING TO WIN~! Whatever. We didn't need Undertaker there, or the tight grab.

 

I'm amazed that Trips almost jobbed clean twice in one week.

 

And the Split looks even worse as Undertaker shows up.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

And more beat-downs of HHH

[Guest]

that was the laziest chockslam ive ever seen.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

"I want da belt" hand motions rule.

[Guest]

Did I see 2 MAVEN signs out in the crowd?

[Guest Raven_Effect01]

I found the Jericho/HHH match from tonight's Smackdown better than their Wrestlemania match.  Not bad, although I also didn't want to see HHH's ass either.

[Guest areacode212]

Yes, there was way too much man ass on tonight's show.

[Guest]

I agree.  Who's idea was it to have 4 guys bare ass on TV?  I say Vince's.  He calls that "ha-ha".  I call it "gay-gay", but that's just me, I guess.  

Were people just clamoring to see Chuck Paldumbo's white ass?  I don't see the humor in nude male ass.  I know that everytime that I'm in a room with a bunch of guys, and they start pulling down each other's pants, the last thing I do is laugh.  I get really uncomfortable.  I kinda sorta wanna look the other way.  Its most certaintly not "ha-ha".

Christ Vince, as if being a male wrestling fan wasn't already considered gay by the general public.  I can't even leave my house after this sutff tonight.  They'll all be laughing at me.  I'll be walking down the street and some grandma will yell out of her window at me, "Did ya' like it, boy?  Was it GOOD for ya'?"  

[Guest chirs3]

I was just thinking today "You know, if the wrestlers cared about the belt, then maybe we would. When was the last time we saw two guys fighting for the belt?"

 

Then I thought "Well, Jericho's been hell bent on getting it back, so that's at least one guy."

 

And then in the main event, what does he do? Grab a chair.

 

If Jericho's trying to convince us that he cares about the title, why the fuck would he risk DQ?

 

Bleh.

 

Decent match, though.

[Guest TheDames7]

That was why he brought in 2 chairs.  I thought it was a Flair-like brilliant move.  He put one of the chairs in the ring right in front of the ref, so that while the ref would remove the chair from the ring, he'd be able to hit HHH without incurring a DQ.   However...a kick to the gut by HHH stopped that brilliant plan.

 

Dames - *Hey, Look Over There* *CHAIRSHOT*

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Jericho got the chair because...well, he got two.  One for the shot on HHH, and one to distract the ref with.  It almost worked too.

 

I thought it was a good match.  What was that?  15-20 minutes?  I thought it was good, and seeing HHH hit some new moves was pretty cool.

[Guest]

Good main event.  And Triple H jobbing cleanly (well, that's about as clean as a heel in the WWF will ever win, anyway... I mean, really, the Undertaker didn't actually do anything DURING the match)... that was justice two years in the making.  As a diligent Jericho fan, I enjoyed that win THOROUGHLY.

 

Strange thing watching that match... if you didn't know Jericho was supposed to be the heel and HHH the face, it would be pretty hard to tell by the way they worked the match.  I guess that's the problem with HHH... He loves working as a heel TOO much.  His act as a face just isn't clicking.  Something's gotta change here.

 

Anyway, next week... "Go, Jericho, go!"  Beat 'Hollywood Hulk Has-Bean'!!!

[Guest Zero_Cool]

man, Dames beat me to the answer...dammit!