What's your wrestling name

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Go here to find your wrestling name.

 

Mine is.........::drum roll::..............

 

"Minnesota Knuckles" or "Knuckles Dakota" (depending on if I use Andy or Andrew).

 

Whatcha gonna do, when Knucklemania runs wild on you ::tears shirt & flexes::

[Guest Ace309]

My real name:

The Machine

 

My alias:

The Ku Klux Klown

 

We'll stick with The Machine for now.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Wise choice...

[Guest razazteca]

Bruce Willis = Cell Block Sam

Samuel Jackson = El Homo Loco

Randy Savage = Beelzebubba

me = Corporal Punishment

[Guest dr deaf]

hmmmm... I put my name in and got:

 

The Poontangler

 

and

 

Jimmy the Weasel

 

depending on the spelling of my name.

You know which one I'm going with, fear the tongue!

[Guest dr deaf]

oh, now this is classic

 

zygi = Beelzebubba

 

rock on with your cock out.

[Guest dr deaf]

HAHAHAHAAHahahahahhahahahaAHHAHA

 

put in my handle (doctor deaf) and you get:  The Machine

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

My user name gets "The Sheik of Physique".

Darth Vader gets "Major Mayhem".

[Guest]

That's right I'm the Snackmaster.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

...and Scott Keith produces "Snortin' Joe Dogbreath"

[Guest The Voices In Your Head]

Damn it! I got the Screaming Monkey.

Well, I tried a few wrestler's names and here's what I got:

Kurt Angle- Fireman Fred

Steve Austin- Snortin' Joe Dogbreath

Ric Flair- Fireman Fred [got the same one as for Angle]

Dusty Rhodes- Harry S. Crotum

Mick Foley- Mister Ordinary

Lex Luger- The Sheik of Physique

Bret Hart- The Giant Dwarf

[Guest midnight_burn]

Looks like i'm the Screaming Monkey.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Mine is:

 

Harry S. Crotum

[Guest]

Terry Bollea-  sheik of Physique

Hulk Hogan- ku klux clown

Kevin Nash-  Cell Block Slam

Scott Hall-  Mister Ordinary

X-Pac-  (see TB)

Vince McMahon-  Mister Macho

Stephanie McMahon-  Minnesota Knuckles

Shane McMahon- El Homo Loco

John Tenta- The Machine

Jimmy Hart-  Beelzebubba

Paul heyman-  Poontangler

Jerry Lawler-  Professor Molesto

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I ended up being the Tony the Jibroni. ???

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

I'm Vinny Da Fist

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

That's right I'm the Snackmaster.

Sadly, so is George Bush, which is kinda ironic given his pretzel problems

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

"Kuckles Dakota". Pretty generic.

[Guest muzanisa]

Corporal Punishment

 

 

So don't fuck with me right?

[Guest Risk]

Major Mayhem...damn generator..  

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I got Jumpin' Jerry or Vinny Da Fist, depending on if I use my nickname or full name.

 

Given my Italian heritage, Vinny Da Fist sounds good to me.  The other sounds like a rejected name for Jerry Lynn before he became Mr. JL.

[Guest JHawk]

Using my real name:  Harry S. Scrotum

 

Using my handle:  Jumipn Jerry

 

Sadly my real name produced a better name.

 

Also note that AOL had one of their own as part of their Scorpion King hype and I got "El Large Guy".  Which would be funny since I actually weigh 120 soaking wet with a brick in my pocket.  And no, I don't know how to access that one over the internet.

[Guest caboose]

mines

'shit reaks'.

[Guest Invader3k]

I tried this last night and got "The Mortician". Not too bad compared to some of the others I've been hearing. Sounds like a crappy indy knock-off of the Undertaker.

[Guest What?!]

Me: Jimmy The Weasel

[Guest WWF4Life]

???  BUTT Whoopin' Bubba

 

I don't know about you, but that's very disturbing.

[Guest HartFan86]

Wacky Weiner Boy...ugh.

[Guest Mark4steamboat]

El Homo Loco

and i entered it a second time and i got...

Captain "F'N"(i added that whoo hoo had to make it cooler) Underpants.

3rd graders around the globe are laughing their asses off.as for me, har freaking har.

[Guest dreamer420]

I got Beelzebubba.

 

Now I know how Mick Foley felt when Vince sprang Manson The Mutilator on him.

[Guest Haku]

Knuckles Dakota as well