Corey_Lazarus Posted July 9, 2004 Report Posted July 9, 2004 So this little fucker wanted to drum for me and my friend Suzy in our band. Unfortunately, the dude had a major ego, talking about how great he was and how our little thrash metal band would be beneath him, but he'd do it anyway. So I decided to fuck with him today. It's probably not funny to anybody but me and my friend Suzy, but hey, here ya go. Gottadrum14 (5:59:58 PM): hey AndrewCrow26 (6:00:03 PM): Hi Gottadrum14 (6:00:26 PM): sup AndrewCrow26 (6:00:46 PM): Killing people with my bare feet AndrewCrow26 (6:00:47 PM): You? Gottadrum14 (6:00:53 PM): what the hell? AndrewCrow26 (6:01:32 PM): Yep AndrewCrow26 (6:01:39 PM): I have very talented feet Gottadrum14 (6:01:50 PM): what the hell is wrong with you? AndrewCrow26 (6:02:57 PM): Lots of things AndrewCrow26 (6:03:11 PM): My thirst for blood, my love of Troma movies, my hatred of hippies AND conservatives AndrewCrow26 (6:03:16 PM): It all goes back to my mother AndrewCrow26 (6:03:37 PM): She threw me into a ditch when I was 7. I never forgave the tyrannosaurus rex for dancing with the alligator Gottadrum14 (6:03:52 PM): dude Gottadrum14 (6:03:56 PM): you're being annoying AndrewCrow26 (6:05:21 PM): I'M being annoying? YOU'RE being annoying! The whole system's being annoying! When you put your hands into a puddle of goo that used to be your best friend's face, THAT is McDonald's, son! THAT is McDonald's! Gottadrum14 (6:05:39 PM): ? Gottadrum14 (6:05:45 PM): what did I do, man? AndrewCrow26 (6:05:56 PM): You dropped the screw in the tuna Gottadrum14 (6:06:49 PM): what the fuck AndrewCrow26 (6:06:57 PM): THAT the fuck AndrewCrow26 (6:07:06 PM): See the fuck right over there? THAT is the fuck I'm talking about Gottadrum14 (6:07:20 PM): .... AndrewCrow26 (6:07:27 PM): . . . AndrewCrow26 (6:07:29 PM): ... . AndrewCrow26 (6:07:30 PM): . ... AndrewCrow26 (6:07:32 PM): ..... AndrewCrow26 (6:07:48 PM): . . . _ _ _ . . . AndrewCrow26 (6:07:50 PM): MORSE CODE~! AndrewCrow26 (6:08:25 PM): S-O-S, biaaaaaaaaaatch Previous message was not received by Gottadrum14 because of error (6:08:26 PM): User Gottadrum14 is not available.
Guest The Last Free Voice Posted July 9, 2004 Report Posted July 9, 2004 This is proof positive that I am not the most annoying little fuck on the internet. Thank Silent Bob.
Corey_Lazarus Posted July 9, 2004 Author Report Posted July 9, 2004 You're not in MA, you have your own black metal band going, and I don't think you like buffalo chicken wraps.
Guest ian. Posted July 10, 2004 Report Posted July 10, 2004 AndrewCrow26 (6:05:56 PM): You dropped the screw in the tuna I'm going to steal that.
Corey_Lazarus Posted July 10, 2004 Author Report Posted July 10, 2004 Very well. I stole it from the show "Keenan & Kel," so hey.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted July 10, 2004 Report Posted July 10, 2004 They aren't grind or a one man black metal band.
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