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So this little fucker wanted to drum for me and my friend Suzy in our band. Unfortunately, the dude had a major ego, talking about how great he was and how our little thrash metal band would be beneath him, but he'd do it anyway. So I decided to fuck with him today. It's probably not funny to anybody but me and my friend Suzy, but hey, here ya go.

 

Gottadrum14 (5:59:58 PM): hey

AndrewCrow26 (6:00:03 PM): Hi

Gottadrum14 (6:00:26 PM): sup

AndrewCrow26 (6:00:46 PM): Killing people with my bare feet

AndrewCrow26 (6:00:47 PM): You?

Gottadrum14 (6:00:53 PM): what the hell?

AndrewCrow26 (6:01:32 PM): Yep

AndrewCrow26 (6:01:39 PM): I have very talented feet

Gottadrum14 (6:01:50 PM): what the hell is wrong with you?

AndrewCrow26 (6:02:57 PM): Lots of things

AndrewCrow26 (6:03:11 PM): My thirst for blood, my love of Troma movies, my hatred of hippies AND conservatives

AndrewCrow26 (6:03:16 PM): It all goes back to my mother

AndrewCrow26 (6:03:37 PM): She threw me into a ditch when I was 7. I never forgave the tyrannosaurus rex for dancing with the alligator

Gottadrum14 (6:03:52 PM): dude

Gottadrum14 (6:03:56 PM): you're being annoying

AndrewCrow26 (6:05:21 PM): I'M being annoying? YOU'RE being annoying! The whole system's being annoying! When you put your hands into a puddle of goo that used to be your best friend's face, THAT is McDonald's, son! THAT is McDonald's!

Gottadrum14 (6:05:39 PM): ?

Gottadrum14 (6:05:45 PM): what did I do, man?

AndrewCrow26 (6:05:56 PM): You dropped the screw in the tuna

Gottadrum14 (6:06:49 PM): what the fuck

AndrewCrow26 (6:06:57 PM): THAT the fuck

AndrewCrow26 (6:07:06 PM): See the fuck right over there? THAT is the fuck I'm talking about

Gottadrum14 (6:07:20 PM): ....

AndrewCrow26 (6:07:27 PM): . . .

AndrewCrow26 (6:07:29 PM): ... .

AndrewCrow26 (6:07:30 PM): . ...

AndrewCrow26 (6:07:32 PM): .....

AndrewCrow26 (6:07:48 PM): . . . _ _ _ . . .

AndrewCrow26 (6:07:50 PM): MORSE CODE~!

AndrewCrow26 (6:08:25 PM): S-O-S, biaaaaaaaaaatch

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Guest The Last Free Voice
Posted

This is proof positive that I am not the most annoying little fuck on the internet. Thank Silent Bob.

Posted
AndrewCrow26 (6:05:56 PM): You dropped the screw in the tuna

 

:D

 

I'm going to steal that.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Just get a drum machine.

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