Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 So this little fucker wanted to drum for me and my friend Suzy in our band. Unfortunately, the dude had a major ego, talking about how great he was and how our little thrash metal band would be beneath him, but he'd do it anyway. So I decided to fuck with him today. It's probably not funny to anybody but me and my friend Suzy, but hey, here ya go. Gottadrum14 (5:59:58 PM): hey AndrewCrow26 (6:00:03 PM): Hi Gottadrum14 (6:00:26 PM): sup AndrewCrow26 (6:00:46 PM): Killing people with my bare feet AndrewCrow26 (6:00:47 PM): You? Gottadrum14 (6:00:53 PM): what the hell? AndrewCrow26 (6:01:32 PM): Yep AndrewCrow26 (6:01:39 PM): I have very talented feet Gottadrum14 (6:01:50 PM): what the hell is wrong with you? AndrewCrow26 (6:02:57 PM): Lots of things AndrewCrow26 (6:03:11 PM): My thirst for blood, my love of Troma movies, my hatred of hippies AND conservatives AndrewCrow26 (6:03:16 PM): It all goes back to my mother AndrewCrow26 (6:03:37 PM): She threw me into a ditch when I was 7. I never forgave the tyrannosaurus rex for dancing with the alligator Gottadrum14 (6:03:52 PM): dude Gottadrum14 (6:03:56 PM): you're being annoying AndrewCrow26 (6:05:21 PM): I'M being annoying? YOU'RE being annoying! The whole system's being annoying! When you put your hands into a puddle of goo that used to be your best friend's face, THAT is McDonald's, son! THAT is McDonald's! Gottadrum14 (6:05:39 PM): ? Gottadrum14 (6:05:45 PM): what did I do, man? AndrewCrow26 (6:05:56 PM): You dropped the screw in the tuna Gottadrum14 (6:06:49 PM): what the fuck AndrewCrow26 (6:06:57 PM): THAT the fuck AndrewCrow26 (6:07:06 PM): See the fuck right over there? THAT is the fuck I'm talking about Gottadrum14 (6:07:20 PM): .... AndrewCrow26 (6:07:27 PM): . . . AndrewCrow26 (6:07:29 PM): ... . AndrewCrow26 (6:07:30 PM): . ... AndrewCrow26 (6:07:32 PM): ..... AndrewCrow26 (6:07:48 PM): . . . _ _ _ . . . AndrewCrow26 (6:07:50 PM): MORSE CODE~! AndrewCrow26 (6:08:25 PM): S-O-S, biaaaaaaaaaatch Previous message was not received by Gottadrum14 because of error (6:08:26 PM): User Gottadrum14 is not available. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Last Free Voice Report post Posted July 9, 2004 This is proof positive that I am not the most annoying little fuck on the internet. Thank Silent Bob. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 I'll drum for your band Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 You're not in MA, you have your own black metal band going, and I don't think you like buffalo chicken wraps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ian. Report post Posted July 10, 2004 AndrewCrow26 (6:05:56 PM): You dropped the screw in the tuna I'm going to steal that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2004 Very well. I stole it from the show "Keenan & Kel," so hey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 10, 2004 Just get a drum machine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2004 They aren't grind or a one man black metal band. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
