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Guest Choken One

Let's say that you're on Death Row and it's your day of Execution...What is your last meal? However, Unlike Coleman, You can't request over 20 things. Limited at 10. (Discounting Drinks)

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Guest Ace309

WELL.

 

Either...

 

A 48-ounce prime rib (rare) with two twice-baked potatoes and a bottle of Australian red shiraz...

 

OR

 

A 48-piece bucket of Buffalo wings (and I'm talking Buffalo-sized here, none of those dinky little things you get anywhere else), extra-extra-extra hot, with blue cheese, celery, a pint of Guinness, a pint of Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale and a pint of Labatt Blue.

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Guest Ace309

Well, in that case, replace the bottle of wine with... er... 7Up, I guess, and the three pints of beer with Pepsi.

 

But that sort of defeats the purpose of having three pints of it. Nothing goes as well with wings as beer does. :(

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

What kind of fat bitch are you? 48 wings? You are worse than the Rock!

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Guest Choken One

If I have a heart attack, they would have to delay the execution. So, pile up on the 48 wings.

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Guest Ace309

I've never put away that many wings in my life... and seriously, if it's your last meal, what's gonna happen.... are you going to get high cholesterol? :P Worst thing that happens is you burn brighter in the chair because of the elevated levels of fat in your blood.

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Guest Spaceman Spiff

A couple pieces of cheese pizza

2 hot dogs w/ lots of mustard (yellow, not that brownish shit)

1 hamburger w/ A1

Kraft macaroni & cheese

Coca-cola

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Guest cobainwasmurdered

Pepperoni Pizza

YorkShire Pudding (with gravy)

 

 

and lots of CaNaDiAn bEEr

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